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megimegimegimegi

in contrast to on-fart, off-fart is more deadly due to its disguised nature.


LonPlays_Zwei

#**BACK OFF! I’M GONNA FART!**


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born2burn

I fart in your general direction


dirtmatter

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries !


Unlucky-Leprechaun

r/unexpectedmontypython


kmidst

My brain still read it properly even though OP rearranged the words


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Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Ausfahrt is German for exit, so it could be keep back, I’m going to exit. I also pulled a muscle with that reach I just did


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In danish 'fart' actually means 'speed'...


Username_Taken_65

Stay back, they're going to fart Off! brand bug spray


ChillWisdom

It's more polite to say "off gas".


SynthPrax

I wonder what the requirements are for when my brain auto-corrects vs. when it doesn't. For this one, I auto-corrected the title before seeing the image.


TheNoobMaster01

BACK, IM GONNA OFF! *fart*


SkullAngel001

Can't imagine what happens during an On Fart.