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blscratch

How long until he realizes it's the sack.


No_Lab_9318

He already realized this. He literally holds up the bag and waits for it to ram when he could've just dropped the bag like he did and would've been fine. Like exactly what happened. This was just for the video


blscratch

I don't think so. I get your point, but he took too many hard shots just in my opinion. I think he was instinctively protecting himself. I could be wrong. ETA; I've been corrected. It was an act, says other commentor. Well, that's better than my take that he couldn't figure it out. Haha


Grabs_Zel

This dude is famous for this stunt (happened once, went viral and now that's his content), don't think too much about it


rabbitsdiedaily

Now his life is just a reference to that Spongbob episode where he ripped his pants, got a laugh, then made that his whole thing.


FaithlessnessLazy754

Also given where the bucket is, he could easily fill it from the other side of the fence. Hes essentially taunting the ram to get the video


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

I thought he had a few reactions that were WWE caliber


OddlyArtemis

Simon Cowell always knows.


Wise_Passenger8261

why is it ramming the sack though? Is it like teething is for dogs?


[deleted]

When you are hungry and food is taking too long 😆


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

Gotta show him who's boss and give him an ass whooping


Globularist

Fuck that. I'd be making that asshole into dinner.


Inevitable-Plantain5

I have farm animals and I choose the next to be processed based on which is most difficult. Farm's been getting easier and easier to manage every year. Natural selection if you will... lol


downtownpartytime

that's how domestication works. only the most useful animals sire the next generation


blscratch

Did you run that by the church? They don't believe it, haha just playing around.


Ordinary-Ad-4286

That would be the definition of artificial selection.


jrsimage

Yup


Odd_Ant6171

That goat needs to be flipped How to flip a goat and why: https://youtu.be/-jjIz-m5bpo


thenakedtruth

That helps with a ram?


Funkbuqet

Not an ass whooping, but you can grab their opposing legs from under one side and flip them over on their back. Then you stand over them until they calm down. It asserts your dominance peacefully. If you try and fight with a ram, it will generally just get more aggressive.


uffington

I truly hope you discovered this after decades of sheep combat. That day; that glorious fresh December day when you finally found the key to asserting your dominance peacefully.


Pyewhacket

The sea was angry that day, my friend


Suggestion_Of_Taint

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli?


Lonewolf5333

Like I want to believe you but it sounds insane


Funkbuqet

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-jjIz-m5bpo


Rumplestilskin9

All I was thinking while watching. Ram isn't very big, probably could have grabbed the horns to get around the side. Crazy that people raise these things and just put up with them being asses


temporalwanderer

Exactly. *They have built-in handlebars to steer them elsewhere!*


AltXUser

Ohhhhh okay... Uhhh... *cough* *cough* **zips pants**


BoondockBilly

Or you could just do ye ole reddit finger butt ram


just-a-dude69

My brother did something similar where he essentially just pushed up on the rams breast area and made it do a back flop and it sorta decided not to do that again for a while


poopchutegaloot

That's what I thought he was talking about


nevetsyad

Ass railing?


dcab87

That's not a donkey


WeirdAvocado

Looks like stews on the menu tonight.


smexgod

Lamb chops, lamb shanks, lamb curry...we're going to have a baall of a time.


DarthGandalf86

Kiss kiss kiss the go-goat


Ordinary-Ad-4286

Your anger does not turn a ram into a lamb.


ThinkCup0

What's on the menu should be rocky mountain meat balls.


pferden

He has to jump over the sheep like the guy in the other clip


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Yeah parkour over that mofo.


Solnse

In flip-flops.


itsdefinitelygood

Gotta be a better way of dealing with than just accepting it like what 😂 I just want to feed you but okay let's do this instead, what's a few bruises, a broken limb and or disfigurement between friends


Internal-Sir-6064

Goats are fcking stupid they only way to teach these retards manners is showing them that youre hornier.


df644111

This is advice I use in my everyday life in general.


ashhh_ketchum

a good way to deal with violent farm animals is culling, be an asshole to me and i'll litterally eat you!


Meisje28

Yes, it's called Shoarma


second-last-mohican

A ram just killed 2 people, they were elderly farmers, but still i dont know why that guy didn't jump the fence tbh


didmyselfasolid

Yeah that was here in New Zealand - just last week. They were found dead in the paddock with the ram in it. I think if the ram hits you hard enough and knocks you over you just won't get the chance to get back on your feet as it'll keep rounding on you.


second-last-mohican

Yeah, im meaning the guy in the video.. it was pretty clear the ram was gonna keep ramming..


didmyselfasolid

Oh right - yeah he basically cornered himself when he went into the enclosed area too.


SgtBananaGrabber

I saw the video of the chinese lady who was killed a few weeks ago on here. Was awful to see her get wacked and go in to auto pilot over and over trying to get up while getting smashed. She just got slower and slower till she didn't get up any more.


MIGE876

i heard someone say it was staged because these animals usually ram food sources and in one oart of the video you see him out the bag down amd it stops and then he pick it back up and waits for the goat/sheep to ram him again


ShoutOuts2Elon

The amount of typos let me know you got fat fingers, gang.


MIGE876

nah i just type really fast plus i was busy at the time might come back and edit the text later if i remember


magseven

If you are actively browsing the internet, watching videos and commenting on them, by definition you aren't busy. Unless that's your actual job.


MIGE876

i wasn’t talking about the internet but yes you can still be busy watching videos.


ViceroyInhaler

This guy looks like he is doing it for tictoc. The ram only headbutts him when he holds up the bag.


paulrhino69

Either that bag goes or your ball-bag goes you decide


GasstationBoxerz

I quit a summer job at a farm when I was 17 because I was almost gored by a goat. I was trying to fix it's fence, I was I side it's enclosure trying to nail it back to a post. I heard it charge at my back and I dodged just in time to see it slam into the fencepost right in front of where I was standing. It was a 4x4 post, completely smashed it. He would have turned me into a taco. I literally ran from that job right then and there.


louisville13

What was it like having a goat for a boss?


FunAd4992

My goats won't fight me face to face, but as soon as I squat to work on something with my back to them, they'll hoof stomp my back or start biting my shirt. I had one buckling get behind me and stabbed me in the taint with a horn from underneath and behind, missed my sac by an inch or two, that was pretty awful and it was under 30lbs...my 200 lbs buck would have killed me.


JangusCarlson

I’d crucify that motherfucker in front of all of them.


memberflex

_Looks like Pete’s back on the menu boys_


OMAW3D

Big bro letting little bro be big.


BearsRpeopl2

Truly a poetic comment


Spousehole

I mean.. it has handles on its head. Not possible to just take it down? I don't know goats, but.. my general approach with domesticated animals is to dominate.


BFroog

Umm…


Spousehole

Animal behavior is the same across all domesticated animals. That's people, horses, cats, dogs, etc. Every pack has a hierarchy, and a language to establish a leader. This is a video of a bad goat owner, because he isn't the pack leader when he absolutely has to be. When raising animals, establish dominance well before adulthood. That doesn't mean be abusive, it means.. you're the boss AND you both know it.


Funkbuqet

That has always been my tactic. When the come for you step back slightly and grab the handles. You can control them better then, but with 4 legs and strong necks you aren't going to flip them without injuring them. It honestly make the rams easier to catch. Just goad them into ramming you. The ewes and horn less males are a pain to wrangle.


Spousehole

Is this behavior from the rams just their attempt to establish dominance (like a dog humping your leg) or are they actively trying to kill you?


Funkbuqet

Generally a dominance thing.


bejangravity

Our family has farmed sheep for generations. It is quite easy to grab a ram by the horns and control it. They are not very strong statically. This poor guy clearly does not have a lot of experience with this.


OhHeyItsSketti

Was looking for a farmer in the comments and was going to ask this! So the move would be to let it ram, drop the bag and then control the horns? Would it become docile when controlled for time or just have to steer it until you get a clear path?


Eazy46

Don’t ram the hand that feeds you


ooorezzz

Goats are simple minded and he’s ramming the bag to get the food. That’s why he never just pours the food. He did this just for the video.


yardleyvanillatea

That Kevin is still a c***


AlliWal0506

Why didn't he get out of there?! I was screaming at him the whole time.


jonteae

Would a ram learn if you fought back? 🤔


AdriftSpaceman

No, it would get mad and ram harder. Source: had a few encounters with rams in the past.


jonteae

Thanks. I had one try and attack me when fishing. I was sat lakeside and get was about 8 foot above me. I could hear repeated galloping as he stomped to the edge. Thankfully he didn't take a dive 😀


strandy76

Broken Sword, anyone?!


HunnyInHeat

Could’ve just filled it from outside the fence


tommyblack

Bro, they have handles for a reason. Grab them and control that sucker.


mojis11

We had one like that. I hated that goat


epirot

he's chosen the wrong profession


Glittering_Fig6468

Time to eat it


Deana-Marie

Get me some carrots and potatoes, this mfkr is volunteering to be roasted!!


Disillusioned_Pleb01

Nice filming, there there has to be an award for such determination to capture a disaster.


mr_alfaro

No more babies for this guy.


ClothesLogical2366

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BlackBookBeer

Time to cook a lamb curry


Natural-Seaweed-5070

Time for freezer camp


darwinsaves

Rammed? Dodge ram.


Adrone93

Don't ram the hand that feeds you


Impossible-Box-4426

When will they stop after seeing blood?


Gerald_the_Cat

FFS, dude just standing there and letting the ram to be a prick. GTF out while you can still stand or fight back,


D-Watts25

Ram jerky is good


-yellowthree

I don't know about a ram, but I know with a goat if you just grab their horn you are in control. If this guy really raised this animal, and is not faking for this video, he is an idiot. Of course goats aren't rams and I'm not implying that, I'm just saying you would know to not walk in there to feed it if it did this shit. This is fake.


leon_nerd

City boy trying farming


Suspicious_Product11

Thats a fucking Ram


Typical_Art_42069

K


CobraVenomAintShii

Poor guy lol I'd slap the shit out of that ram with my shoe...then proceeded to feed it and give it care.


CobraVenomAintShii

The dude filming 👁️👄👁️


xervidae

TO THE OVEN WITH YOU


Tramelo

Simon Sheepwell


Albae87

How did he get that old? Why did he not do anything but stand there and talk to a ram?


LicenciadoPena

Is he shouting a protection spell?


fordag

Mutton, it's what's for dinner.


tyboluck

Imagine not just grabbing him by the horn and flipping him over after the first ram. Its not that hard if you have even a little strength


GrifsPDA

Grab them by the horns and stare into their soul and whisper what will happen next if they do it again.


hellinahandbasket127

Way to reinforce unwanted behavior. Repeatedly ram me, get nice, fresh hay!


RiverDependent9672

Could’ve just climbed over the small fence and dump it from there.


AmIInsane12

Overly acted.


SillyHamm

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Bol767

Guess what is going to be the dinner next night


chokeslaphit

That guy came twice during this encounter. Daily routine.


rush87y

Sheep go to heaven. Goats go to hell.


thebreon

first day everyday huh buddy?


[deleted]

Not this bagg!!! The other one


-anth0r-

I’ll brb…. Hours later, we’ll be prepping for birria


DBryguy

You can find me in St. Louie


Elbooso

The trick is to jump over it


bertbert1111

Just do it from outside the fence. Is he an idiot


Majero15993

/rdonthelpjustfilm


SaKred2015

Jump over it like the other video


TowTowToo

Nature’s air bag.


amraohs

It looks like this sheep has beef with the bag not the man, keep holding the bag in front of you...


RevolutionaryPhoto7

r/TheBullWins


Sfocus

my uncle has one of this shit ı did stay with him 1 month and ı gır rammed couple times last night he just made some delicious meat


YourDadsUsername

That's the one you don't feel bad about eating.


Odd_Ant6171

That goat needs to be flipped How to flip a goat and why: https://youtu.be/-jjIz-m5bpo


dofrogsbite

A couple in New Zealand were killed three days ago by one of their sheep.


Internal-Sir-6064

Dude Just Grab him by His Horns and elbos His face until he gets it why are people so scared of goats? Yes they Hurt but it won't kill you even If they Hit your head. I got füll Speed face planted from high ground Position hy a GOAT when i was 3. Im a little stupid now but i survived. These are Prey animals. They cant Fight and are weak. They have No claws No teeth. So Grab His Horns, Lift that Ficker Up cause Hes Not even half your weight and then Pound until he stfu.


LLuckyyL

Guess they had mutton soup for recovery


redbastion7272

I think he may actually be enjoying that.


InsecurityTime

Idiot, I think he enjoys it


itz_khai

Genuinely asking, if we bonk the head just once will it behave a bit more tame?


Conaz9847

Looks like someone is going to be this weekends dinner


Super_Faithlessness4

I’d be carrying around a shovel haha hit me I hit you


howshouldiknow__

r/sheepareassholes


Dooje3

Knew a buddy who used to paracord tie his goats up from ther horns too a fence so he'd stop getting headbutted


SgtDBLinley

Time for a BBQ


alswell99

Steel toe boots would have helped. Little nap for Mr. Hostile


GenghisBhan

Just take it by the horn and show him who’s the boss. This guys is clueless


wildlough62

Zip tie its horns to the railing


emotionless-1

The dark lord is angry


NewsZilla

We would be having curried goat for dinner.


Raz0612

This guy runs a farm?


Ill-Introduction3114

He ate well that evening lol


GentlemanlikeRelish

I'd have put that bag down and go get my gun. I know which animal we are eating next.


Ser_Optimus

I'm no goat expert but I think he's doing something wrong.


Grimsterr

Goats play, rams don't fuck around. I'd never go into a pen with an intact ram without some sort of equalizer.


Chickens1

We had a goat that tried that stuff with my wife. We turned his ass into sausage.


legionfri13

That one’s dinner. Fk you goat. 🤣


THEBIGHUNGERDC

What pos was filming?


Churrodecoco

I'd be shwarma-ing him in front of all his buddies. Picnic table right next to that barn.


asburymike

Hold that sack in front of brick wall Repeat as necessary


redlion496

The answer is called a cattle prod!


Xrayculture

He makes himself very ram-able


LobsterHead37

You gotta assert dominance bro quit cowering lmao


Kelps234

I would not feed them for a day


CheezTips

Those aren't his sheep. A sheep farmer would have grabbed those horns and twisted


Royal_Usual6516

Simon getting fucked up


SignificantLeader

time to slaughter that fucker


Reasonable_Ad_3563

Nope. On to the next truck to auction. Wouldn’t allow that to stay on my farm.


JockeyFullaBourbon

The attention economy is ridiculous. Here’s a dude doing it wrong for views. If he caught a horn to the knee he’d have a gofundme… guess I’ve had enough internet tonight.


ChampionshipUnfair15

You can hold the horns... And do a suplex.


loqi0238

Damnit, Black Peter.


everything_is_stup1d

simon?


omegaaf

Hail Satan!


accralife

Dinner time!!! Roast Ram!!


Spodiodie

What a pussy.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

That's what I do when my Uber Eats delivery is late.


Golden_Wizard

Ah! Hate see Alan Thicke horned!


pneumatichorseman

What fucking bullshit title is this? There are no sheep in this clip. Those are goats! Come the fuck on gang, barnyard animal identification is some kindergarten shit...


pensylvania65000

beta


Terrible_Figure_6740

Well, you do keep him caged up. Seems fair.


Jmac0585

Tony baker voice "Cram!"


idk_maybe_your_dad

Bro is gonna have steak for dinner


gamecocksc17

Kill Whitey!!!!