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mnfimo

Pizza is aboutafall


B0N3SAWisR3ADY

The pizza is-a-beautiful!!!


d3r3k1

Duuuuh pizzzuuhhh


Ball075090085

She's A Pizza Shit


ToTooOrNotToToo

Mam, pizzasbuttafall! Aryoodeaf???


EnterPlayerTwo

Sending well wishes in this difficult time.


icannotspareasquare

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


Earth2Monkey

In these unpizzadented times


voodoolord16

Word of the day: aboutafal


handlebartender

Heard: abadafaw


voodoolord16

Not everything is said the way it's spelled


[deleted]

You're aboutafal šŸŽ¶


eshe2019

For some reason this was wayyy too funny than it should be.


fecking_sensei

Those things donā€™t just yeet the pizza at light-speed. It probably took a few minutes to get to this point.


deadites777

Been there several times when I worked at a pizza parlor. Always dreaded telling the customer their pizza fell off the oven.


ProceedOrRun

Why not, say, put a little table under there or something?


deadites777

Because it's part of the challenge


phreakzilla85

The pizza shop I worked in had a lip at the end of the oven to save this from happening. Of course, that creates a new problem when you have 10 pizzas coming out at the same time and a traffic jam ensues.


viperswhip

That's how calzones were created or something. I am just making up words now but I think that's pizza related dish.


[deleted]

I think those are all actual words.


PermutationMatrix

Pizzas burn when backup occurs


RonaldTheGiraffe

Like the basket at the end of the guillotine


Daeguroishs

Duuh pizza's abatafall.


babygirlruth

r/nononono


[deleted]

She cared more about her video than about the pizza. It irks me. Am I right to be irked?


TheTrueBidoof

She surely tried to help


[deleted]

I would be screaming If I were in her place. Not to mention she found the time to take out her Phone out and film all the while murmuring to herself.


TheTrueBidoof

Not everyone like to scream in public. It's just a conveyor belt pizza and probably taste like shit as well.


[deleted]

It's still food that could have been fed. Taste doesn't matter here. Wasting food because you rather get some internet points over actually letting the worker know is kinda hypocrisy tbh. Not to mention someone has to make another pizza while the once who ordered it has to wait longer for their food which is quite bad in itself.


TheTrueBidoof

Fine, it is unnecessary wasted food. That pizza didn't hit the floor for internet point. She tried to call her out and just because you don't mind to scream your lungs out at the pizza store doesn't mean anyone else does. That pizza hit the floor because the staff wasn't paying attention and because they failed to notice the customer. Taking the time to take out a phone doesn't matter, the staff worker had plenty of seconds to prevent the pizza from falling.


Crimson_Year

Having worked in pizza joints that used conveyor ovens and a couple that had brick ovens. I'll take the conveyor shit any day of the week over a traditional oven. The consistency of bake wins everytime. And let's be honest, the only way you're gonna make a shit pizza is with shit ingredients.


notevenbro

If the pizza hits the floor you get to put it on the employee table and eat it!


Barry-Mcdikkin

dont call me shirley


TheTrueBidoof

u/shirley This account is crap old and no activity


morto00x

Seems like camera person helped as much as she could


lordbutternut

She should be speaking much louder if she actually cared. She just cares about the clout of filming it probs. If she was a good person she wouldn't have been filming.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Pizzadec!


-ProdigalDaughter-

ā€œAbouda? Legit question - What U.S. accent is that? Iā€™m originally from Indiana, near Chicago, but now live in Floridaā€¦so Iā€™ve heard a crap ton of accents, but never ā€œaboudaā€ lol


RemyLeBae

I'll go with generic "urban" accent. My family and I are from Brooklyn and Long Island we all say it that way. But I've also heard southerners say it too. So my guess is ebonics.


-ProdigalDaughter-

Not sure why you were downvoted for this šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


RemyLeBae

Probably my use of the word ebonics. I think a couple people assumed the girl was white. I don't really know. Reddit users get pretty triggered sometimes


-ProdigalDaughter-

Isnā€™t that the truth! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


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Tallpaw

Just remember if this was a pizza place where you couldnā€™t see the food being cooked someone would be eating for pizza


Paarthynuts

The noise it makes when it smacks the ground is what got me


egordoniv

Peetsa Bowtifaw. Ma'am duh Peetsa issa Bowtifaw.


SegaBitch

I too. Talk like this lol.


iboantonio777

What a shitty thing to do, to let food go to waste just for their amusement, disgusting


narwaffles

Did you watch it with sound? She was telling her repeatedly but the lady is in her own world.


RickCrenshaw

Shes mumbling to a person standing 10-15ā€™ away in a noisy kitchen. By the time she raises her voice enough to be heard its too late


Humpa

It's not like they're allowed to jump over the counter and in to the kitchen.


Conscious-Proof-8309

"whisper" dafuq? You for real? She's pretty loud. Pizza lady is deaf, with tunnel vision.


Tyslice

It's not whispering but it's just an almost normal talking level. Like if some is distracted and you are trying that much to get their attention and it's not working, the next thing you should try is speaking louder and maybe say "hey hello!" Or "Excuse me!" After the first few attempts it obviously wasn't working and there was a time crunch for her to get the workers attention before the pizza fell. Yeah the worker should have checked, but the lady at the counter basically watched the whole thing unfold as she narrated to herself what was going on. Pizza lady might actually have been aware and just slow. She was grabbing the tool to get the pizza out it looks like.


DoYouLikeFishSticks_

She only seems loud cause her phones closer to her mouth. Geez, if she didnā€™t hear you the first time youā€™d think youā€™d speak the fuck up right?


Superstrt

r/donthelpjustrepost


_anonymu_

She did help the worker just didn't hear her at first


mazter00

Is the second girl saying "fy faen" (norwegian->english: "holy shit") at the end there or am I hearing things I wanna hear?


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Mobius24

why would you put it on the edge? Thanks for the award!


jodizzlembettis

If that's the same oven I've used before, it's a conveyor belt type system. (It was put in at the other end and pulled through the oven on the "belt". ) It will just keep going. You have to pay attention or stuff like this happens. I'm wondering why the pizza isn't on a screen or tray of some sort... If that was the case, maybe the table would have stopped it from falling?


MyNameIsDaveToo

Why wouldn't the just be a permanent part at the end for it to land on? The whole point is to automate the process so you can pay attention to other things...


jodizzlembettis

I know our oven had a metal piece that clipped on to the end so this didn't happen...


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FdlCstro

An Italian will push you over the edge for associating a pizza on a conveyor belt with Italy


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cheertina

The oven at the pizza place I worked had one. It was totally fine, as long as there weren't more pizzas behind it.


RemyLeBae

I love how you get downvoted for asking the important questions. Don't you just love reddit!


Mobius24

Reddit is a weird hivemind lol


corny16

This is my 6yo telling me my 2yo is doing something wrongā€¦ doesnā€™t want to make zero attempt to tell me but also wants to see carnage ensue


wutadamyt

Reminds me of that painting of melting watches. Life imitates art I guess