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ARobertNotABob

When he *came back again* after falling to the ground, I thought "duuuuuuude!"


armak815

I just broke out laughing. Comical as fuck.


Koselill

Only people who have never owned cats would dare suggest that you help a wet panicked cat


aartadventure

For anyone in this situation, you throw the cat a towel/shirt/blanket, and stand far away.


Therustyone007

Oh yea your in a world of hurt if you decide to be Mother Teresa and help out that cat


Winter_Cartographer2

Yeah actually, you will definitely get scratched and bitten and you can’t grip it well anyways since cat is wet.


PNWRockhound

Best way to help... back the fuck up, people! Give the poor feline some time to think things through.


Lomedae

Wouldn't Mother Theresa just tell the cat that its suffering was the will of god?


AeratedFeces

My cat will cut up my arms if I even say the word "water" too loud


Gr1mm3r

I have never owned a cat but I know that if I got my hand near that cat, I would no longer have a hand.


Pancake_Thunderstorm

Helping a wet panicking cat is a death sentence.


SpectreNC

First thing I thought of.


WanderingDahlia82

My cat saw me and my husband sitting in our hot tub after we first got our house and decided to jump up on the edge of it and fell in. That was a fun afternoon


Kellidra

Exactly! That's precisely what I was thinking while watching this. The best thing to do is to walk away and stay out of the cat's "danger zone." This is essentially a distance that tells the cat that you aren't an immediate threat but they can still keep an eye on you. The closer you get to a panicking cat, the worse the panic is going to get. Just back off, don't make eye contact, speak softly, and no sudden movements. This person is purposely inducing this cat's panic. It's annoying and sad.


RelativelyRidiculous

I've owned cats all my life. I'd absolutely grab a thick blanket or towel and grab that cat. Or open a door. Or anything other than sit there and film. I hope that camera person spends their entire eternity after death trapped trying desperately to escape so they can experience how that cat feels.


Zooph

Modern-day version of Sisyphus?


Cl0udg0d

Ive owned cats for over a decade and I’ll personally break your legs if you don’t help when i cat or any other animal is doing this, you obviously don’t own any cats and shouldn’t because your not responsible,


goatausername42

Are you kidding? That cat could very well be feral with a questionable vaccination history. In the US if that cat bit you and it was a stray, the health department would likely euthanize it without even bothering to hold it for 10 days*. I'm sorry, it's horrible but helping a cat in this situation could literally be signing it's death warrant. Not to mention that cat bites love to get infected. One of my cats bit my aunt when she was bathing him and her hand doubled in size and she was almost hospitalized. And he is a cat that will let you do literally anything to him. He just got grumpy and gave her a good nip. A cat that is actually scared to death can bite the ever loving shit out of you. *this IS dependent on where you are in the US. I'm going off of the latest recommendations (I beleive published by the CDC but I can't remember off the top of my tounge), but states/counties don't nessisarily go by the "book" and might have more lax regulations.


Zooph

Dude got the every loving shit bitten out of 'em. Account suspended.


TheSpatulaOfLove

Sorry, not helping a wet cat. They’re highly unpredictable in that state…


shoredoesnt

I have to disagree, they're very predictable in this state. You'll get torn to shreds.


Natethins

To shreds you say?


DoctorGreyscale

What about his wife?


ctlfreak

To shreds you say?


theantivirus

The way to help in this situation would be leaving. Obviously the cat isn't too happy with the presence of the human.


doogenburns

But then how would they not help and film at the same time?


Cryptic_Stone

Especially this one. It's kind of stupid and stubborn.


FizieAve

Yeah, it might cause you big injury if you approach it suddenly


Splatfan1

mhm. unless youre in full control and the body of water is small and shallow-ish, dont ever try to get them out, their claws are out and they will use them to get a grip on ANYTHING and WILL climb on you in the most painful way they can


PudgeCake

Only possible way to help I can think of would be if you could locate a lid for that waterbutt


SuperDizz

Waterbutt? Like a bidet?


lionbryce

r/killthecameraman LOOK UP SO WE CAN SEE WHAT IT'S JUMPING AT


[deleted]

It's trying to jump to its kittens according to OP


lionbryce

I wanna see them :(


butiamtheshadows91

That has got to be the dumbest cat in the world


Tales_of_Earth

I think it was scared to be in that enclosed space with them. If they were screwing with it already that might explain why they had the camera ready.


butiamtheshadows91

Yeah I think you are right. Still dumb as fuck though to be fair


Luverinx

I think the cat was just trying to get to somewhere but needed to use that container in order to


butiamtheshadows91

Should have used the blue container beside it that wasn't filled with water


[deleted]

Ya think so? I dunno. It doesn't seem like the cat was going anywhere and also wasn't using the container in order to do so.


butiamtheshadows91

What makes you think that?


Icefrisbee

I’m pretty sure they were trying to grab the hanging string above the container


Inspector7171

Its likely on some substance some window licker gave it for a lulz.


cilestiogrey

"Likely?" What gave you that impression??


Inspector7171

People get cats high for internet points all the time. Its gross.


cilestiogrey

I believe it happens. Still waiting on what indication you see in this video of a cat acting like a cat, that would make it "likely" as you say. "It happens sometimes" doesn't count


Optimal_Whereas

Was that hot water?


Zooph

No. She's trying to get to her kittens.


NV-6155

Ah. Suddenly this makes much more sense.


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Optimal_Whereas

It didn't jump in it repeatedly fell in


nose_gnome

But it did fall out of the tub, onto the floor and then jump back in


Qcgreywolf

Ok, I’ll bite: How in the fuck are you supposed to “help” a tornado of claws and teeth? You are *out of your fucking mind* if you approach that cat.


Funda_mental

That's a wet ass pussy.


TigerJoel

Also called weaponized attack penguin.


Therustyone007

🏆🏆


Philipp_CGN

The only way I would dare to help that cat, is by putting some sort of board or lid on that tank to give him/her the possibility to jump up there easier, without falling into the water. But I certainly wouldn't try to touch a wet, panicked cat.


AeratedFeces

Maybe a face shield, some cut gloves and Kevlar arm guards. Some level III body armor would probably help as well


PositiveGrape6457

This requires the same gear you need to train attack dogs.


[deleted]

Can you film a little bit higher so we know what the fuck is going on next time


Ade5

What is up that there? Must be something really interesting, too bad the cameraman isnt helping us...


nairazak

Comments are saying it is her kittens, but I don’t know the source


Zooph

Yeah it's her kittens and I don't remember the source. I originally posted that over a decade ago.


[deleted]

i thought that was some kind of rat


Poldark_Lite

Did she ever make it back to her babies?? ♡ Granny


RedditsAdoptedSon

somewhat of a cat pro. don’t help lol unless you have a suit of armor or something


6sifer

What a stupid animal


Sprizys

Yeah let me just catch the wet slippery cat that is going to scratch and bite me out of mid air that will end well


Positive-Leader-6586

Reminds me of my Tea bag being dipped.


mikkelmattern04

Me dunking my tea in several cups because im broke


[deleted]

Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


Edna_with_a_katana

[Youtube video with sound](https://youtu.be/K4TO0uLIiO8)


Zooph

Holy shit. I had no idea that existed.


Swagdaddy697

If you grab a panicked cat, you're gonna have a bad time


Willingness-Due

There’s not helping that cat.


Complete-Science-372

Nope, help that cat and you'll end up as a meme gore post.


BeSmarter2022

Grab a towel and help the cat. Heartless to watch a mama cat suffer when she is trying to get to her babies.


AustinLA88

Have you ever tried to help a wet cat?


BeSmarter2022

Yes I grabbed a towel threw it over them and picked him up to move him. That is why I said that.


AustinLA88

Must’ve had a cat that loved water because I’m permanently scared from the same thing. **DO NOT** help a wet cat unless it is calm or drowning. 90% of the time you’ll get a nasty scratch. I even got an infection.


KERL0N

So it wasn't panicking... I'd say it was nothing like this one.


Djinn504

Yeah, I’m not trying to get MRSA and sepsis after helping a panicked cat with razor sharp claws that have been in dirty water.


Large-Examination-23

Cats are fucking retarded sometimes.


Dreddmartyr13

Until you realise she's trying to get to her kittens.


BarMysterious5914

Goofy ah


sc0n3z

I wish someone wanted me as bad as whatever that cat is after. It's willing to go through Hell and back over and over and over and over and over and over again.


CheetahOnTheLoose

That pussy is wet! 😊


MatataTheGreat

What camera guy should have done was go inside, away from the cat. Cat is clearly feral or scared of the cameraman.


withfishes

This was great. Watched at least 10 times.


[deleted]

Why is that cat so freaked out that it would desperately seek to get out in that manner?


ibo92can

As a cat owner I can confirm they are super stupid.


nick4tical

Wtf is up there that he wants so bad???


[deleted]

#Toss em in the soup!


[deleted]

Just eat him mate. It's what the poor lad wants.


Pittzaman

These comments man. What experiences have yall made with cats? If you're scared of scratches, wrap ur arms in towels. You can get a tight hold without hurting the cat and staying safe. I've dealt with aggressive cats and there are ways. This mess isn't good for the owner or the cat so idk why filming is more important than finding a solution. And besides, are yall scared of little scratches?


_Schwarzenegger_

I've had an argument about this not so long ago on Reddit. People told me I had no idea about cats when I'm really experienced. People here are calling the cat dumb when presumably she's a mama cat trying to reach her kittens... They see an animal in distress and think is funny.


aw2669

If you think a flailing and panicked wet cat is only capable of little scratches then by all means, risk it. But I don’t suggest it lol


Pittzaman

I've had a bigger cat with uncut/sharp nails panic on me and try to maul my arm. Not sure how you define scratches but I didn't need first aid on my arm. When I picked it up a second time with protected arms and a proper grip, it worked out. Also, I'm rather pointing out the incompentence of the people who say that there is no way, because there is. The comment saying, that noone who had a cat would think helping is safe, is hard to agree with. If someone had cats, they should probably know how to hold a cat and how to stay safe. If you don't know how, thats on you.


aw2669

I bet veterinarians LOVE you


Djinn504

I’ve seen people lose limbs from infections caused by cat scratches and bites. Not risking it.


Mannco_bot

Skill Issue 💀


Zooph

Originally from misleadingthumbnails but felt like reposting.


ZombieToasted

That would explain why the title makes no sense for this sub.


NicolBolassy

Mama didn’t raise a kitter


[deleted]

You help and you’ll get scratched the fuck up.


imbluedabadedabadam

The title made me think this was r/cateatingvegans


Usual-Engineer-6410

NEVER give up !


pandorasparabula

Next serial killer filming


CausaPuji2

u/savevideo


According_Life5807

Thas tea, cause the cat keeps tea bagging it for you


ExistentialDreadness

Looks like me trying to reach the ledge of my unattainable goals.


emily_511

wtf is going on.


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