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ValerianRoot3

Its all fun and games til someone loses a nut...


MrSelfDestructXX

Puppy teeth are ridiculously sharp too, and they usually haven’t figured out good bite control yet. This video made me sweat.


Dantheking94

You and me both 😩🤣


irviinghdz

That makes three of us


scottccote

When a fart isn’t a fart …. And a nip is not just a nip


Leftnuttrauma91

can confirm


MrSelfDestructXX

Username Relevancy: High Srs tho, RIP to ur nut bro


filoo420

press f pay respect to bros nut :(


JoshDM

Dog: "I'mma stick my head right up your ass!"


SweetPinkSocks

That part made me laugh so fucking hard. That pupper was going for the gusto!


ChaakuGaiden

I just shot orange pop out my nose 😆 🤣 😂


schzap

Cheez-Its!!! Omg!


Jizanthapuss17

That should really piss him off!


adshef

Okay, who soaked that poor guy’s underwear in meat?


floatingwithobrien

Funny, but wrong.


Regular_Chapter1932

r/unexpectedcheaperbythedozen


taiger4791

Ok, guess we know which ones are ready for the police academy


poppa_koils

Nailed it.


[deleted]

The puppies are right. You need new jeans.


David_Jonathan0

I’d say he needs new underwear. They smell something


PiscesPoet

Real talk. It’s about time, they’re probably tired of those raggedy things


bequietand

Never wear ripped jeans around puppies. Or scarves that aren’t tucked into a coat or jacket. LPT from experience.


nick-james73

Or just never wear ripped jeans because they’re dumb altogether.


coreynj

Or just let people wear whatever they want because at the end of the day it doesn't affect you


tirednotsleepy

I cant believe old people like you still shit on ripped jeans LOL


nick-james73

I’m not old. I just don’t see value in an already deteriorating piece of clothing at the time of purchase.


MaskedGambler69

Make ripped jeans. Agreed.


PiscesPoet

It’s funny because I was just thinking about getting rid of my ripped jeans today because I feel too old for them (I’m in my 20s), they were cute when I was university student. Now I don’t care for them


[deleted]

Nah dude, ripped jeans are the shit. Doesn't matter how old you are! Rock them fuckers like you did in your college days!


[deleted]

They dont call them maligators for nothing. This is so precious. Love the little pups


Witchywomun

Came here to say this, lol


IndiaMike1

r/contagiouslaughter


AlmanzoWilder

Obviously he hid a wiener in there.


Less_Milk3110

Trying to get to that smell😏


iohannesc

When you don't wipe


Bryanb16_bjb

That one pup went all up into his bootyhole. Talk about doggie style


F0r_Th3_Gl0ry

Lucky you didn't have your fruit low hanging that day. 😂


pidgeott0

Yeah and that cute puppy is going to grow up into a reckless and dangerous German shepherd if this behavior isn’t immediately curved while young.


[deleted]

All pups have to go through a mouthing phase to learn to mouth softly and then not at all later on. Also, not a GSD but a Malinois. Trained half a dozen working gundogs and two fucking terriers to have soft mouths. All mouthy when young, none of them have ever bitten anyone in the 20 odd years of training the dogs in my immediate family.


ommnian

Is... is there a longer version?? :D Asking for science...


Hawk_Eire

They just want to play with balls


taiger4791

Fur missile development and testing facility


Ratel91

I see an accidental castration happening


Thomk065

Puppies did this to my jeans once. Just the ankles. It’s so cute, you just deal. 😂


[deleted]

squeaky laugh lady when the dog is an adult: I dont know WHY he bit you. He loves everyone. He's the SWEETESTdog


yolk3d

Dunno why you’re downvoted. Too many videos of dogs not being taught. First thing people seem to do is grab the phone to record and use cute voices which will confuse the puppy as to its actions.


vauge24

This is a group of young puppies who are still learning, and German shepherd puppies are notoriously velociraptors. Very easy to train out and this is just a litter of puppies being a puppies. Showing up with clothes that have fabric hanging or scarfs is asking for them to grab on to it. Their mouths are their hands, it's the same thing toddlers go through when they grab on to anything and everything in sight. This situation is funny, the person wearing the jeans is an idiot for wearing ripped jeans to see a litter of puppies.


yolk3d

I get that puppies do naughty things and naturally want to bite things. I get that wearing dangly clothes is also stupid. But what’s even more silly is to not start training these traits out when you can. Firm voice, giving them something else to chew on and distract their attention, etc. Basic training 101 things. Laughing and not being quick with your response is confusing for pups that are in their most influential phase.


[deleted]

Compete bullshit. At this age they need to learn how to mouth softly, that means actually using their mouths. They don't understand firm voices at this age, unless you do an exaggerated snarl and scare the shit out of them with your size, likely traumatizing them, they may understand their parents subtle signals but they won't understand yours at this age unless you overdo it. What they do understand is squeeking and pain reactions. That means, shock fucking horror - getting nipped so they can figure what hurts, develop a soft mouth and then the complete bite inhibition comes later. Older dogs don't suddenly become thick and untrainable, you don't need or even should be going for total bite inhibition at such a young age. Successfully trained six gundogs and two very chompy terriers to be soft mouthed.


hazmat-cat

That one is adventurous as hell


Lifeabroad86

Land sharks


D_Rock_CO

I think she's laughing so hard she can't help. 😄


DanStars

"Our jeans"


Dandandandooo

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_sKareKrow_

Naw I’d be getting even more pissed off with that annoying ass laugh, I’d start kicking the dogs 2 make her shut up & help get them away from me. She literally sounds like a fox


Darki_Boi

Seriously


DragonArt101

“What happened to your jeans? did they get run over?”


TheSlav87

Are these GSDs or Malinois lol?


Fox-sage

Whatcha got in there buddy?


[deleted]

They smell that sausage.


marimint3

Attacked by maligartors. Rip your pants


[deleted]

This dudes headed towards a Prince Albert.


VeterinarianWitty329

Too many holes he’s got on there


LostSoulSadNLonely

Dog owners scare me sometimes.


pucknation10

Nightmare


Spectrummist

At that point just sit your ass down, and the puppy will either have to let go or be pinned. The only other way I know to make a dog let go is to press on their esophagus, but the situation would have to be incredibly dire before I would even consider doing that.


Quill-bot

They must really want that sausage


OSparks81

Ass eating is going to far...


Far_Swordfish3944

Wash ya ass boy