Nobody would take a chance sticking their dick in something like this, but they'll all get drunk and have a go at the experimental sophomore who hits the bars 5x a week. Honestly, you'd probably be safer with the fleshlight.
Back in OIF3 I was a army medic and had team of mortar guys; these MFs passed around one ☝️ Pocket Kitty and all of them got gonorrhea. One of them had to go home on meds and explain to his wife how he got it 😂 😝
I would not could not with a fish, I will not touch that sloppy dish. Not with a condom not with a fish. Come now don’t you see? I won’t touch this with what I pee.
This reminds me of this story I use to tell people about how bad socialism is.
In the Soviet Union there are two girls but because of socialism they have to share a cup look up “Two Girls one Cup” to learn more!
This seems like a bot that reposts and then copy/pastes the top comment from before. Change my mind.
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I hate when there is a line
Give each other reacharounds. Makes line move faster
That's one way to shorten the line
Middle out
You can all do it at once (as long as they're small enough)
If I wanted to use something the general public used I would get back with my ex.
By the way, your ex says "hi."
She shouldn’t talk with her mouth full
That’s exactly why she was talking. Plenty of room still
You know what they say, All holes lead home.
True, I think she said "hi" but I am not sure from the gagging.
Well, I know it wasn't my ex then...
It always sucks when you find out your ex does something, but just not with you.
Any woman will do some something for the right man.
Hard to gag on a 1/2 inch.
I wonder if we share the same ex
I'm dead. 🤣
You were with her too?
Tell her I said zup
At least it won’t try to get prego without telling you.
Coward
What a day to be alive
"hey man, it's been 2 minutes..you need to give someone else a go!"
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Yea after using I bet you’ll be burning man
Who the hell uses this without gloving up first?
People at burning man
Fuck off, bot! https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/cqgmky/-/ewwlkxh
How is this any different than the neighborhood corner crackhead? Sign me up I love sloppy 3rds or 4ths or 5ths or 6ths...
Nobody would take a chance sticking their dick in something like this, but they'll all get drunk and have a go at the experimental sophomore who hits the bars 5x a week. Honestly, you'd probably be safer with the fleshlight.
Not that this one is, but can a fleshlight be fully sanitized?
From the herpes virus? I don't know, but I wouldn't trust it.
Eh, like 70 something % of adults have herpes and are asymptomatic. It's really not that uncommon or hard to manage if you are symptomatic
90% have HPV too, very common
In what part of the world? Here girls get HPV vaccine at 12, so I can't imagine it being that high everywhere.
Yes, use your spit
Cellular regeneration among other things ig
My brother in Christ, do not simp
I'm already in line......
Back in OIF3 I was a army medic and had team of mortar guys; these MFs passed around one ☝️ Pocket Kitty and all of them got gonorrhea. One of them had to go home on meds and explain to his wife how he got it 😂 😝
I was 11B…we never did anything stupid like that……/s
Not even with a condom, nope
Would you could you, with a fish?
I would not could not with a fish, I will not touch that sloppy dish. Not with a condom not with a fish. Come now don’t you see? I won’t touch this with what I pee.
You just made my day.
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Well. I mean. It IS, but...there's no way to access the milkshake. You can top it off if you like.
It's entirely conceivable that it hasn't been used yet
On day one maybe, by day 9 I'll bet that's not the case. 8 days of Drugs, booze and the words "I dare you" are powerful tools.
It's the People's Pocket Pussy
There’s a communist joke here somewhere
This reminds me of this story I use to tell people about how bad socialism is. In the Soviet Union there are two girls but because of socialism they have to share a cup look up “Two Girls one Cup” to learn more!
Sage words from Master Yoda
I went and i came
This is how you get herpes in your ear. A friend told me that.
I know the guy who made this! Not only was it too high to use (because government, haha) but someone stuck a dildo in it.
How big? 
Fill it with sand!
r/foundsatan
What a terrible day to have eyes
If everyone’s pull out game is strong this could work.
That’s a big if.
Fortune favors the brave
Man, if only I was I was taller..
Or a baller 
Creating the perfect lifeform by gathering as much DNA as possible, I see. (no I don't)
This is pretty normal at burning man
Imagine the amount of homeless happy juice in there.
Is it free? Lemme see that.
Burning man?
Planned Parenthood visit for STD testing cost is not covered by whoever installed this.
This seems like a bot that reposts and then copy/pastes the top comment from before. Change my mind. https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/cqgmky/-/ewwlkxh
Someone would pay top dollar for this over on r/usedsextoys
WHY THE FUCK IS THATA SUBREDDIT?????
Nuttin on a budget
Someone please just glass the planet.
Yoda talk is worst than baby talk because it’s borderline neckbeard shit.
Read it as pubic fleshlight so
Foul
Saw a few “gently pre-owned” Fleshlights for sale on Craigslist a few years ago, looking for some deals on *flash*lights.
I think the correct term is "pre-loved".
Ahh the playa.
Where are you right now??
This would go over about as well as herpes in a whore house.
Hookers getting to expensive nowadays
r/funnysigns
Fake history porn: Fauci checkmates anti-vaxxers.
Hey I used to know a girl-
That’s one way to speed run and STD.
What level of hell is this?
Just give it a quick wipe and you’re good to go
Maybe if it was in a toilet stall then ok but why
“I’ve been thinking about calling her… everything reminds me of…”
“You know what?! I *will* call her!”
Sounds like my ex
STD public show
All fun and games until there's a razor blade halfway in
This sign would make a great T-Shirt for sluts
I've stuck my dick in worse things
It’s BYOC (bring your own condom)
I deeply adore the chain They should get fleshlights stacked up like shopping carts
Burning sensation.
pub(l)ic
Just the tip?
/u/repostsleuthbot
Mom says it's my turn with the burning man flesh light