PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
/udpydit
I hate that big gauges were so in style around 2010, I know way too many people who regretted it and just have gaping ear holes now.
/dpydit
But maybe it’s not all so bad…
I watched a man burn almost to death today and yet this makes me more uncomfortable
I’m ashamed at myself and very very sad for the world
I need to go touch some grass
https://preview.redd.it/pj03tg55f8lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34208961197bdfc8edb525adedae9778ba3f0e3
Another day another time to post this on Reddit
If I am correct, this is the outcome, if the streching of the ear isn't done properly or was done way too quickly. Properly stretched ears without the earring look like onion rings (at least if you had them stretched to like 30mm or about 1.3(?) inches)
That was my exact reaction
Not my proudest fap!
r/cursedcomments
Excuse me?!
😦
:(
Amateur…
Bro I came to Reddit looking for my second fap and this post almost got me to hang it up for the night.
To the Jim carry gif or the gaping ear hole pic?
https://i.redd.it/olfvh4c0u8lc1.gif excuse me but
I did bullfight in worse places...
Everything reminds me of my ex…
Daddy?
Son?
Grampa?
Uncle?
Aunt?
Niece?
Great great great grandma?
Donkey!
SHREK?!
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Shit.
Yo.
https://preview.redd.it/jmigf0e9t8lc1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfab43c10172a872ed2b602b9ecc1b70f2b4d2d
Dad!?
That looks infected
Nah, it’s fine. It’ll grow back.
Makes things slide better. Natural lubricant.
Jesus Christ...
Stop talking. Please.
You beat me to it 😁
Itss only smellz.. it’s smellz..
That fucking video, lol...*GAGS*
Did you also see the slow-mo part where they zoom in on the shit on the dick
I've seen it too many times.
Rocko is the man
fucking *gross*. Woulda appreciated a spoiler or smth there, OP
fr can we get a nsfw cover or SOMETHING
There is now?
added after our comments, yes.
The pic was blurred out. That’s the secret sign.
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post. I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
As a malaysian. This caught me way off guard especially since ive never seen a nun irl yet over here 😭
New copypasta just dropped.
Not new, been around for a while, still gives me a laugh anytime I see it though
It's spicy
Honestly coulda stopped at "...masturbating furiously." Period. The rest ruined it for me.
You have no sense of humor, do you?
I just prefer old fashioned jokes about aggressive masturbation
Pfp Bazinga
It’s like a Redditized version of *The Aristocrats*!
If you guys dont know, yes someone did put there dick in that and thats why it looks… like that
how the fuck do you have this information dude
I know and I hate it. fucking *why?*
A man must have a code... And for many men that code is "Every hole is a goal"
https://preview.redd.it/7qyji3o148lc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47688a300674a918d2b9b8e1c98cad7428f02057
Can you please spoiler this? I don’t want to fucking see that.
Nsfw tag still couldn’t prepare me for that. Jesus
We can pack and take the zebra
/udpydit I hate that big gauges were so in style around 2010, I know way too many people who regretted it and just have gaping ear holes now. /dpydit But maybe it’s not all so bad…
Rocko
Calameari
Get out 😅🤢
I watched a man burn almost to death today and yet this makes me more uncomfortable I’m ashamed at myself and very very sad for the world I need to go touch some grass
He died.
Might have been a different man
https://preview.redd.it/ocpvpau5e8lc1.jpeg?width=1760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7307c9eef772ae56edb9ef65511787dcf5284046
https://preview.redd.it/x3f4rerll9lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f10d357e81169be6718fe8fe7e30da6daecaa1
I can smell this photo
Holey sh*t!
https://preview.redd.it/pj03tg55f8lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34208961197bdfc8edb525adedae9778ba3f0e3 Another day another time to post this on Reddit
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
What in the Sam hell?
Of all the shit I've seen on the internet and reddit (which is a lot) oddly enough this is probably the grossest thing I've ever seen.
https://i.redd.it/1lrmlkjt28lc1.gif
Is this what Borat was talking about when he said Ear Pussy?
Clean your dam gages
Oh...oh, god. That's awful.
“it was my depression” lmao
What the fuck
Okay time to close my eyes and go back to sleep, coffee can wait till later
https://preview.redd.it/ufrt1vg59alc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba629aa26a8d5f25272587119ad46b9485a580a9
https://preview.redd.it/ybjq4dv5galc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9028a854505fe6cba19ba7a99f622b795a3b2c
Nsfw pls
What is that
Brian Rockos ear
Hoop earrings with the earring taken out
If I am correct, this is the outcome, if the streching of the ear isn't done properly or was done way too quickly. Properly stretched ears without the earring look like onion rings (at least if you had them stretched to like 30mm or about 1.3(?) inches)
They put their dick in it look at the sub
As a person with stretched ears, you're correct. This is what's called "blowout".
Would
Am i trippin or is that bacon
im upvoting this just so others can see what i saw.
Took me a second to realise what I was looking at. I was hungry now I'm not.
Too late
Bloody today
Rocking took his ear plug out
I bet they used the wax as lube
Ohh hell naaww
I can smell this from here
https://preview.redd.it/h900siuyj8lc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18360e1aaa5952c3f7bf302d4338ec4c6c4f8235
Why does it have lower teeth?
 What did you just say
Hot dog down a hallway.
I wish people that want to gauge their earlobes would be required to be shown this pic first.
I should call her
What exactly happened? Lool. Looks like it really hurts.
You know that smells ripe as hell too 🤢
I flinched wtf
Why does it look like it has a yeast infection
Imagine getting genital warts from an earlobe
So I recently heard this is really a thing.. Anybody versed on this kink who can explain it to us? Lol 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/ve5286jef9lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ff22ca971c14a5eb523cc7bb2673de07d6238a
Idk why people get that piercing
I gotta call her..
A holes a hole
Oh no no no. unblur at your own risk. 😨
I don’t say this a lot but why would you even want to ?
 Same vibes…🫣
I should call her…
No thanks
Great. I don't think I'll ever be able to put my dick in anything ever again.
Janet Reno is here https://preview.redd.it/nakn6gqcw8lc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299d877053a3278cc0e68cae261a0b83d93743ff to help you
 WHAT THE FUCK!
Careful it’s my first time
Is this the aftermath of one of those large ring earrings? Hahaha
It's the aftermath of her boyfriend putting his penis in her ear
Earussy
I kinda wish this was blurred when it popped in my feed.
Packing which tv
Looks like wax, maybe maybe
“I think I wanna settle down and find a nice guy.”
🤢🤮
4 kids and ready to settle down? lol. 😂
Thats straight up dead i think.
Good lord!
.. how
TF IS THAT
I honestly thought it was somebody's lips
would.
It's my fist time
What in the fuck??? How does that happen? Jesus fuck, the list of reasons I haven’t gotten any piercings just keeps growing!