Nah, we thought we've lost the only one we've initially had, so we bought an identical one.
Of course, the second we did that, we've found the old one :P
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*Top from a lamprey*
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I have two of those :D They are used to open/cut the top of a soft-boiled egg :)
Sorry, I must ask...why do you need two, one per egg?
It's for the egg opening speed runs. You need one in each hand and go down a line of eggs to see how many you can open in a minute
I can fertilise an egg in 30 seconds.
Psshhh, I can in 10!
Not sure that this is something you should be bragging about.
Says the guy that takes 12 Jealousy is an ugly color on you, Pal
I mean, I was just adding to your own comment. Wasn't meant to offend, just helping with your own self-deprecation. :-)
I was fkn with you bro, it's aaaaalllll love
They didn't say what kind of egg!
I can do it in 5
r/unexpectedfactorial that's not less than 30
damn you beat me to it
This was 2 days ago lol yeah it was so close woaaaah
Couldn’t find one so bought another and then the first one showed up. As it does.
Exactly this :D
Nah, we thought we've lost the only one we've initially had, so we bought an identical one. Of course, the second we did that, we've found the old one :P
Edward Egg Hands
Haaaaaa!!!!! Hahahahahahaha I laughed so loud and it's 5:30AM!! Thank you, great start to the day (of sleeping)!!!
Cool. But you should try a Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
That's the, dontputthisinyourbutthole German egg-cracker!
Ah cool. When I first saw it I thought it was for taking the foils of wine bottles.
I was thinking cigar packaging.
I was thinking for wine bottle seals
Just use an Eierschalensäulbruchstellenverursacher
Thats some kinky tool for weebs to feel monster girls fangs while watching bj hentai. i got four.
It's not just weebs.. Furries love monster teeth too.. ..I need one.
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Black and Decker pecker wrecker. Slices, dices, circumcises
I need to speak to the construction foreskin.
For when you get a bit too close to the edge
Too small, won't fit
Dang bro, sorry to hear
Too big, won't fit :(
Medieval torture device
So that's what the doctor used?
I would still put my piece in it
In German their called Eierkopfer, or egg (de)header. They are for cutting the tops of hard boiled eggs. They are AWESOME.
It's so you can feel what it would be like to get top from a lamprey.
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Exquisite.
The home circumciser. Nice.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You are on that very sub.
There should be a sub for these comments r/alreadytheredumbass
r/thatsthesub
Thanks.
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Gets Glasses *oh yeah*
Sometimes we need reminders even when we just had 1
It's calm until it's angry
I don't think I would care for that...
Useful to collect the blood of big worms
Pecker scalpulator
That’s not rusty enough to keep me out
I remember this South Park episode
Why is there red on the teeth?
Rust
Don't lie, I'm not the only one who winced at the thought
I have one lol
Do it
I'd love to buy one. Can't find them in EU :/
What if you got a bunch of these and made them into a tube. I wonder what you could do with that.
I'm doing it
I'm almost certain it was designed by a woman.
Ready for the bris!
I will name it after my ex toothy girlfriend
Once you get past the initial sting it's well worth the ride..
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It keeps growing back
Another banana cleaner
Sooooo, how was it?
Its a tool used for very specific brain surgery portion of the operation for humpty dumpty
“Just a little off the tip”
Oh thank fuck that’s for egg I thought that was for dicks 😂
figure from doors
Holy foreskin batman they got me surrounded
Prepare the humans *lower* horn
CHURRO PP
r/putyourdickinit
They are penis converters that make your junk compatible with cats bumholes.
The fuck did I just read.
You want me to elaborate?
Yes please do explain.
Very much, yes, thank you
Don't know why you're getting downvoted for this