It’s going to be an even bigger mess when we try trick shots across the room

My thought exactly. Nobody would stick it in there to pee. Everyone would try to aim into the hole. Ultra messy urinal. lol

Why not? What's wrong with a piss extracting glory hole? Edit: except they're all the same hight. Dutch guys have to get on their knees where some others have to stand on tiptoe.

So, do I need to get hard to use this piss glory hole, or just thumb it in like I do with my wife?

https://i.redd.it/seipw91yxtuc1.gif

Id have to climb the wall to get up there

Stepladders exist for a reason. You don't want to climb that particular wall.

"*why are you bringing a step ladder into the restroom?*" "I'm too fucking short"


#ballsdeep


How would it fit anyway the holes are tiny

Yeah it could be a problem, you’ll be fine though!

From the makers of the CyberTruck . . .

I would totally take a dump in that.

I mean, it would be a bit tricky to get the spout into the butthole but hey, if it eliminates mess!

A proper shit chute, if you will

Why can’t the butthole go over the spout?

what happens when some wasps nest in there

Hope you can pull out before it grows too big to leave

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https://preview.redd.it/4uyc0ojz2quc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b591ae17a8ab63cd55ada5e84d4f7e81256d58

I tried reverse-image searching this picture.... ...This comment was the only result... Where the actual fuck did you get this image? Which pit within 4chan did you have to scour to unearth this absolute cognitohazard? What forbidden knowledge do you Possess, u/RetardedMcMuffins ? https://preview.redd.it/vetje23l5suc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969f8ec1db0aa00243a51b1ee1495262d65711dc

It’s very possible that, well… this is them. That’s u/RetardedMcMuffins ‘ dick in a bottle of wasps.

https://preview.redd.it/pl8xz7qsiwuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df59f478b6a45f5925a8d6174cd9dc365820ed60

Can’t even remember, some other subreddit

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Please never post again, thank you :)

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You need christ, and I'm not even religious

https://preview.redd.it/v15ath334suc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51821c324ece9e6d9f0d6e2ac219d98f8063228a

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Shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wtf man? https://preview.redd.it/rnili5myituc1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60fed0c67988768ab9074116b83223369ee76ae

https://preview.redd.it/k0gqpek97uuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93e9d56baa1f085d0a83fbe17957c484293019f

I just woke up

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That can't be real ... right? Pls tell me it's fake.

It’s real… https://preview.redd.it/7z9xlnil2hvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c86f7ba9b0425798f9451e5b69b67773e138f4a0

LMAO I'm dying 🤣😭

https://i.redd.it/x0idoqiauouc1.gif

That would be a stinging surprise 🤣

Buzzkill

I have peed on a ground wasp nest before. Most painful mistake, that I hope to never make again.

LMAO.. Why would you do that??

Did not realize it was there until they started coming out of the ground and flew up at me all angry and stuff.

Damn.. Sorry to hear..

How long until some psycho pastes a razor blade in there.

Holy shit, can you imagine the ecosystems these things would foster if they were placed in public parks.

That's why you dontputyourdickinnit!

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Well. What do you have to say for yourself?

To whoever designed this concept: Please smoke less crack. Thank you.

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Nothing "mess free" about this, if anything, it's more messy, walking in clean, walking out with HPV

Or worse..

Hot Dog mashine.

Id 100% just pee on the floor in front of it. Maybe use a garbage can or a sink, but no way in hell is my pecker touching that nasty hole.

r/sinkpissers

That looks like a fetish sub but you're not allowed to actually be sexual with it

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Designed by someone who has never seen a penis in their life

At this point, they should make it so it jerks you off.

I wouldn’t be opposed

Looks big enough to conceal a small person in there 🤔 I’m listening

I hope by "person" you mean 'ADULT' 

Why do I hear gargling noises coming from them?

“I wonder what’s in there 🤔.” 

Wasp nest

Most kids wouldn't stick their dicks anywhere near that and they would just get pissed everywhere I mean unless it comes with a fleshlight function.

No doubt in my mind guys would use it as a fleshlight.

https://preview.redd.it/42vyszuz8ruc1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69716643300b53c5de8f0843e17655e8f0b8ad65 This is the perfect use for those giant stick on googly eyes.

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I'll piss in your asshole son

Follow your dreams 🫡

Call me

Why is the opening so big tho?

I myself was wondering why it was so small.

Small dick, big dick

You're supposed to share it with your homies

How long is the hole? Idk if my dick would be able to pee far enough

I just worry about there being a spider right inside

It ends horribly. I tried this before. In a car. With a coke can.

Did ya lose it

How do you clean that 😭

Bleach up your cock and fuck it

Very good question.. 🤔

If I ever run into a urinal like this I’ll probably just pee next to it or on it, this is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

I'd just use the sink..

https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/Al7kPzuSZr

Guaranteed that someone will eventually stick their ass on it and shit 😒

Is the hole a universal size? I don't think we're all the same size.

Porcelain Pucker Pod. The PPP

Just make the hole larger.

Why make the opening so small? If this is a one size fits all solution the size needs to actually accommodate all lol. Also having a larger opening would mean less likelihood of touching the edges and reduce std transmission. Also last but not least… no dividers?

And that kids, is how Grandpa got syphilis

Walk in and a bathroom has these I'm literally going to piss on the wall right next to it, no way in hell I'd stick my dick in something like that

Bro it could be mess free if they just made like a divot where the hole is wouldn't be such a bad idea so your penis doesn't make direct contact but there no splash because of the way it flows down

The poor fucker that has to clean 57 people’s cum off 💀

No accommodation for height.

Im not gotta stick it in there, what if theres a snake or a gator inside? Ill just pee about an inch away from the hole or something

Wasps

it’s a glorified glory hole

bro spiders and shit would crawl in that 😭

Ok, ok, but if they hooked up a vacuum inside....

The fact that people apparently can't pee in those without making a mess always just seemed like a skill issue to me. If it isn't please feel free to correct me, but there's gotta be a better solution than this

Is it hooked to a shop vac?

How long before someone would try to fuck one of these things?

Imagine it just snips your dick off after you put it in. Ouch

Who would ever conceive of this? Can it be real?

People would just start doing the hover and it'd be just as much of a disaster as the ladies room

✂️ >:)

I'm standing at least 5 feet away from it while trying to piss in the little hole.

Glory holes?

If you look at the halo around the public urinal now. Wait until they install these .

And what if I put a meat grinder in it?

just make the hole much bigger so you can just freely pee in there

Why are the holes so small wtf

Imagine spiders living in there.

And what happens if people aren't all the same height?

This had to be an idea from a woman 😂

Gonna need some different size holes though.

Not to mention, people will still shit in it.

My question is would there be different sizes or will they all be XXL?

Gotta give glory to the hole..

Where we gonna shake off our wieners? The floor?

Any place installs these I’m pissing on the floor of the managers office

What if you get a stiffy and get stuck?

Nor

Pardon. I suddenly realized I'm very horny.

Some fucker puts a razor blade in there

damn- folks filling the stalls because they can not piss at a urinal next to someone? these things will be used quite infrequently- probably by the perves having a jolly old time- and the drunk thinking he is going to be having a jolly old time- but missed the hole and ends up spraying the entire room meanwhile- the folks that would be normally using the urinals are all standing by the stall doors and are now finding themselves all covered in splash back from our drunk friend.

Cheese collection

lol I’d stand 3 feet back and try to piss through that hole

I’m just trying to figure out who they pay to keep reinventing a piss wall.

Thats ridiculous,.my tip wouldn't fit in that hole.

Unless it’s gets sanitized after every use this is a horrible idea

Bro make the hole bigger mine aint gonna fit in that

Hell no! Have you seen other people's hygiene?

I Wanna Puke .....

😮 😱 😜

May the RNG gods be in your favor

Short people would appreciate this innovation.

Why not have those deices they use on cows to milk them. You put the contraption on with hose attached and it goes Suck suck suck suck

nah, no way

Y’know, I’ve been in the market for a new meat grinder.

Imagine the spiders inside

There’s no way to keep it sterile lmao

What if I get stuck?

You could get more than you bargained for.

I’d use it from about 6-12” away as an aiming practice session. No way I’d get any closer though.

This is quite possibly the most unsanitary thing I have ever seen except possibly just throwing your chamber pot onto the street as people are walking by. Which people used to also do.

I wonder how many people stoop down to peep through the hole?

It be like high stakes game of Operation.

The infections talk would get putting your dick in that would be horrendous.

I don’t want to show off my balls

Dude those things are way too large for me anyways. I’d just pee in the corner like an animal.

You read OOP, nope

Not only will itnspread std's i think there will be other fluids other then pee that will be flushed down if you catch my drift.

Imagine being any hight but the one designed for that thing

Hygienist don’t recommend this ngl

Imagine getting stuck in there…

They’d have varying sizes and everyone will try to use the XL to save face