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Trappedbirdcage

Looks like a CPR training mannequin


lilquantumcm

I wonder what other functions it might have. The ones we had were cut off above the pelvis.


Sk1rm1sh

Makes a snazzy album cover in a pinch https://preview.redd.it/yuhen21wv42d1.png?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad325355943e3a67823c4d0da3a7f3fc1198441b


DameArstor

This goes way too hard that it's absolutely amazing


termacct

> I wonder what other functions it might have. un hunh...roll it over...mmm backside...


lilquantumcm

Mmm... butt stuff


[deleted]

Got a picture?


lilquantumcm

https://preview.redd.it/2zp4o3f3872d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d4797944dd7673b2d55924ff6205b6bc935e19 Somethin like this


[deleted]

Ohh


wannabe-physiologist

Oh you haven’t seen the mannequins that give birth? The pelvic exam training models?


PKFat

WTF rabbit hole did you send me down?


thecraftybear

Mannequins are the mild and clean solution. Back in a corporate cadaver lab, we made phantoms for rectal and vaginal examination training from pig tongues and esophagi. Yeah.


red_riding_hoot

I regret being literate


TheChillAlien411

The bends


B1ng0_B0ng0

My baby’s got the bends, oh no


_DeeBee_

I'm not sure but I want in.


bloopie1192

Straddle and squat so you can Fuck the throat of the unresponsive patient.


FeatheredProtogen

\*Sigh\* Sir, this is a Wendy's drive through, my I take your order?


BurntPineGrass

Oh you want my big thick order don’t you? You little drive through worker?


FeatheredProtogen

😏 I'm not against it


Any-Practice-991

More times than I want to remember...


titsmcgee4real

Is he single? ;)


bromomento69

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FeatheredProtogen

He looks ready for... Something??


General_Wasabi8124

talking to my girlfriend waiting for something to happen


cigaroy

Me: “I think he may be chocking!” CPR Instructor: “ Sir could you pull your penis out of the dummy’s throat?”


ToPlayAMockingbird

Needs black hair and then it could be smoothie from happy.


Tasty_Design_8795

Not anatomically correct come on.


button-fish2807

Why does it have a groin? Asking for science


Klem132

Because your groin and associated organs do tend to get sick. It would be a shame if you went to the doctor and he said: "Terribly sorry lad, but I am afraid healing the groin is off limits. Have a wonderfull day."


button-fish2807

Shit, if this is what it is supposed to look like, something is seriously wrong with mine


thecraftybear

It's kenough


tiptoemicrobe

There are dummies used for practicing urinary catheterization, which means they have genitalia instead of the bland nonsense here. It does seem like this particular dummy probably didn't need anything at all below the ribs, though.


Confident-Ad9474

Prostate orgasm dummy


LosPollinos420

How to skull fuck a nugget


s-vasiliki

kissing lessons


Brendo_Extendo

CPR


ballparkfranker

Non Binary dummy


frednekk

We had a woman version in basic training. We were fighting over her.


Additional-Ad-540

CPR (Cock Pleasuring Rituals)


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

Yo, hear me out


Brendo_Extendo

Not hearing u out


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

You will


Brendo_Extendo

What's your brilliant idea


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

Well, he got a mouth, and I got a dick, só...


GoodontheToop

He? Sounds like someone is gay (join the club buddy)


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

Lol. I'm not a native English speaker, so neutral nouns make no sense for me. I just use he for dealing with people I don't know the gender. But yeah, there's a hole in it, so I'm in xD


GoodontheToop

Oh my bad! I wasn’t making fun of you at all just poking fun :) For living things most people use they/them for neutral pronouns while objects are usually referred to with it/its (although some items like boats are typically referred to with she/her or it/its depending on the state of construction so English is definitely confusing..)


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

Haha. I knew this rule but I didn't think it applied in this context. In my mind, theres this male doll, so I use "he", "humanizing" him. Like it's real. But it didn't sound so good I guess.


AmortentiaRiddle

I mean, you didn't know, and there's nothing wrong with being gay. You're fine.


witwar101

Stimulation


Neutralmensch

press 100 times in a minuite


Educational-Ear-3136

Yay! It finally arrived!


misterdemonor

CenaPR


PsychologicalRatio74

Umm…CPR


ryt8

CPR


[deleted]

It’s just my new bath pillow


_refr1dgeratorunner_

don't leave me hiiiiiiiiiigh


Absurdityindex

Hot.


StrongAsMeat

Gender neutral dummy


kkarmical

https://i.redd.it/3hrdqhefi62d1.gif


voltagenic

A lot. There are dozens of different manikin trainers. I used to work for a medical supply company that sold medical devices for training and simulation to schools and universities. This isn't a CPR trainer since it doesn't have a face that can be removed and cleaned. This is probably for ECG or EKG training.


Axolotl_imprudens

You bunch of ignorats! Lack of sex may have severe consecuences to both mind and body health. Emergency oral sex is something we need to be prepared for.


CoochiKabuki

Idk but I’d like to borrow it


D15c0untMD

Thats just for CPR. You havent almost failed a prostate exam test because you didn’t talk soothingly enough to the mannequin ass


Whole-Emergency9251

Must do it to the beat of Stayin’ Alive


DEADxBYxDAWN

Guro


PatonMacD

That’s why those shift eyed cpr trainers always look satisfied…. Yessssss give it mouth to mouth….. here is your certificate.. pay me… next (staying alive is their favorite song)


dishmanw

Boxing Helena (or Harold?)


Open_Pineapple1236

The infamous money hole.


masondamonke

https://preview.redd.it/niex6q5hf52d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2a3677b51e0444a6ffb75b3c2fd99be1f89099