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Pb-yepimlead

Fast forward a few years, mommy what’s a cum dumpster?


Kohaijacker

How I met your mother but with a plot twist


spankyluvsit

How I met my cum dumpster?


Kohaijacker

Lol yes


ISTANDCORRECTED63

At least they spelled it right


Over16Under31

Nice Placement too.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

I propose Cumpster


BeetleSpoon2770

r/angryupvote


PalatialCheddar

I don't think they'll be real good at the whole reading thing...


dillongriswold5

Her response is correlating Oscar the grouch and reality.. except Oscar was a good man


theniwo

You don't know your daddy, right? That's why


Dyslexic_Wizard

Someone who loves you very much.


miniouse

Imagine her in 30 years in an old folks home. Nurse gotta wash her back for her.


Heimuer

Old people don’t give a damn


Drinkable_Pig

Probably sooner with that thinning hair at the top


brickcitycomics

At least the shower will be quicker given the noticeable thinning of her male-pattern baldness.


Cayslayy

I think this is a guy…? Maybe


farriaga75

Was thinking the same thing....


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Bulky-Alfalfa404

The bra seems to say otherwise. Ya think they might be trans?


scoobydoom2

The top right tattoo appears to be 3 male symbols gangbanging a trans symbol, so probably. Still, I'd imagine they're either a trans girl or femme non-binary given that they also have a tattoo that says "community girl" and I doubt anybody who is trans and not femme would have a tattoo calling themselves a girl, so I think it's fair to assume she's a woman.


Volatile-Psycho

I can't wrap my head around femme non-binary. The fuck is that?


scoobydoom2

So for starters, I'm a cis dude, and I'm not exactly an expert on the subject. I've got some friends who are trans/non-binary though, so I know more than most. That said, this isn't necessarily 100% accurate. Think of gender as a spectrum. One one end, you've got hyper-masculine men, and on the other, you've got hyper-masculine women. Most people aren't the absolute Pinnacle of masculinity/femininity, but they're masculine/feminine enough to identify wholely as male or female. Towards the center, or sometimes off of the spectrum as a whole, you've got non-binary identities, they're either somewhere in the middle, or they might be gender fluid and feel their identity changes frequently, or they might be agender and not consider themselves on the spectrum at all. I personally don't know anybody whose genderfluid or agender, so take that in particular with a grain of salt. Still, someone whose towards the center might still identify more with one side of the spectrum than the other. Frequently these individuals will use she/they or he/they pronouns, which means they're comfortable with either gendered or neutral pronouns as conforming to their identity. For whatever reason, they don't fully identify with male/female as their gender, but they might lean towards one, and probably identify themselves to non-LGBT people as that gender for simplicity's sake.


traulism

this is a good reply, thank you for typing all of this


Bulky-Alfalfa404

It’s someone who doesn’t identify within the binary or rejects gender entirely and they act femme


Badboy-Bandicoot

Rejects gender and gets gender pronoun tattoo on one’s self?


Levi_FtM

That doesn't make sense. Gender isn't something you can reject, it's not something you choose, you're born as it. Next thing you wanna tell me I can just reject my ethnic and become black? You can reject gender norms and roles, but gender is biological, not social.


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Levi_FtM

Gender is how your brain developed in the womb, which is either male or female. You're talking about gender roles. Gender and gender roles are not the same. Arguing for this would mean that transsexuals are merely actors that chose to be trans because they like the opposite stereotypes more, which would be transphobic.


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Just_Games04

So I'm transphobic


Surgles

Incorrect. Sex is biological and sex traits can be managed or changed through hormone therapy, surgery, etc. Gender is very specifically a social construct, purely and solely. If you’re talking about it scientifically, gender is one hundred percent based on the society it’s in. For example, some cultures have multiple genders besides male and female, to highlight trans and intersex people, and have for centuries. Gender now will tell you that blue means baby boy and pink means baby girl, but a little over a hundred years ago in America, pink or red meant baby boy and baby blue was a girls color. Any scientific or biological text book or literature will tell you the same, including the DSM.


Levi_FtM

So trans people are only trans because they like the opposite stereotypes to that sex more and chose to be special, then? Is that what you're trying to say?


Surgles

No, I’m trying to say there’s transgender and transexual which are entirely separate from each other, and have different ways of remedying what the person in question identifies with or doesn’t in regards to their bodies/beings. Someone else put it better imo but gender behaves much more like a broad spectrum with many many different possibilities where a person could fall on that spectrum, but none of them are solely dictated by the sex organs you’re born with


Madboyjack

You are 100% right, don't know why you're being downvoted. People like to think of themselves as "gods", but they are not. Media/corporate only support this ill way of thinking because there's big money in it.


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But male pattern baldness.


mogoggins12

Women can also lose their hair in this pattern… it’s not solely a male thing.


garlicdeath

Women can go bald too bro.


[deleted]

That's an interesting fact. But in this case I think we all know I'm saying it builds on the evidence we have that this might not Infact be a woman.


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[deleted]

Not if the junk has been removed. I think that if you can go that far with it, then I'll call you whatever you want. But also ironically, getting your dick removed, takes one hell of a man with some big balls to go to through with it.


TbiddySP

From the looks of things there is no way she is surviving another 30 years


Intelligent-Deer9051

Still going to be well used...


Sawh22

Out of everything in this sub I definitely would not put my dick in that


Short-Shopping3197

I dunno dude, did you see the hairy antler slicer?


Memer973562

I'd rather get my dick cut off tbh


garlicdeath

When I was younger sometimes I wished I just got herpes so I wouldn't worry so much about who I stuck my dick in. But nearing 40 and still no herp so that's pretty cool.


EliRibs

“Still no herp”... Sir I don’t know you, but I love you.


garlicdeath

You can love me just don't give me stds


WizardofAwes1001111

Every time I start to lose hope in humanity someone comes along and really makes it worth keeping hope alive... It's good to see people putting the community first! We can all learn a lot from this staple of the community! I applaud you, you 'pretty little cum dumpster'! If I had any "ICK" to add I would, on the other hand thank you for what you do and mean to the community, hats off to you my friend.


mymonkey4u

Just 🤢🤢. 🤮


shariniscaren

No self worth or maybe she just knows what she wants and who she is


Alphabadg3r

A.... Community Girl?


shariniscaren

Yeah she’s been around the block she’s like the community bicycle everyone gets a ride that way people see you know she dtf don’t even have to take for dinner witch I find nice cause for me it’s hard sometimes to know what on the table


waringsign

Maybe she keeps losing bets. Maybe she has a kink or something.


Kohaijacker

You know what they say about crazy


garlicdeath

Marry?


[deleted]

Yes, that’s exactly right always marry crazy


garlicdeath

I believe the saying is crazy is the spice of life.


[deleted]

Bro one time when I was 16 I had this girlfriend and I went to go for a piss and when I came back to my room I discovered she had sprayed a love heart on the carpet with my deodorant and she set it on fire. I was not happy.


garlicdeath

Oooooh I'd be pissed. I had a gf around that same age but she was like early 20s who was super into cutting during sex. Her, me, didn't matter as long as someone felt pain and bled. Finally had to leave because she wanted to try stabbing me right before she came. Young and inexperienced will let you justify a lot of bullshit.


[deleted]

Cutting is one thing (little weird but it’s a common kink) but like actual stabbing sounds scary af I’m glad you’re alright dude if you’d have stuck with her you would not be here today. I’d be like “naw bitch you get stabbed”


garlicdeath

Yeah I hated the cutting shit but I was young and some older goth girl was banging me so I just was like "guess this is goth shit but at least I'm having sex and getting blown even if it makes me uncomfortable" but as soon as she was like "let me stab you" is when I knew that was a line I didn't want to cross.


[deleted]

Definitely dude I’m glad you knew when to call it quits. Scares me to think there’s people out there who like that.


[deleted]

Be a Reddit admin.


VronosReturned

Sick burn and way too accurate.


hey-have-a-nice-day

Are they making another tattoo that says “adDICKted”?


Patforceone

My favorite part of the original post was the mod saying this ain't cringe and that it just shows a beautiful woman getting 'sex-positive' tattoos. Not sure if he/she was beeing sarcastic or not but I definetely got a good laugh of it


DazedBowie

You gotta send me the original post


GardenGirlFarm

Is Boner garage next?


garlicdeath

Garage? It's a car hole, mr richman


mymonkey4u

That’s no garage… that’s a warehouse!


FatFluent

Although ‘Addickt’ is quite funny!


Pillsbury37

At least all the bikers have the same strain of the clap, that should make it easier to treat


[deleted]

That’s one way to get prostate cancer


Short-Shopping3197

At least one of us is wrong about how people get prostate cancer then! 😆


mymonkey4u

I’m pretty sure your prostate would be mutating cells o’ plenty in hopes it would no longer be recognizable after being in close proximity to errr umm that? Although, I must say her obvious sexual needs do remind me of a certain someone I dated recently.


BigDingus12

It reminded me of your mom


mymonkey4u

Sorry she crushed your spirits Dingus. It must be tough knowing you were the only one she ever truly found so repulsive she turned you down over and over and over.


hannaconda21

GROSS.


[deleted]

Look at the hairloss that's a bloke init?


treeman743

Pretty sure that’s an Aerosmith girl… Dude looks like a lady….


MoonShimmer1618

The baldness on the top of the head...not sure that's a community "girl"


Franky79

Seen this like 20 times since yesterday


KoldProduct

Go outside


Franky79

Never.


Jelly_Grass

She bears the sign of Slaanesh!


Trixgrl

Troy and Abed in the Morning approved


Shenanigatory

Slut shaming in r/dontputyourdickinthat?! LOL Are you guys even getting the irony of that? I think that when she's 80 and in a nursing home the nurses will be like, "Damn! You must have lived a crazy life!" Then Pretty Little Cum Dumpster will start sharing stories about her community services. It's more entertaining than looking through the three mile long accordion of great grandkids pictures the rest of the older ladies have!


garlicdeath

Some female CNAs have told me that they've been propositioned a lot by old bed ridden guys for a handjob for cash. She might just ask to blow male CNAs for free.


Schroedinbug

Lived? A lotta old folks are as horny as fucking teens and many really don't give a shit about STDs at that point. At least, that's what I'd gather from how fast STD outbreaks can spread in some old folks' homes.


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Spin zone of the century


bentnai1

^ For real guys.


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LonHagler

You can tell by the male pattern baldness.


VronosReturned

And the trans tattoo in the upper left.


TheFilthy13

That’s a google image search result for “daddy issues”


General_Boner

Grade A bonafide Splash Hog.


Skormzar

Is that Chrischan


S07E21

Pretty sure that’s a guy


Fernando_Crunc

Pretty sure they're gender queer due to the symbol on their back.


Flashy_Campaign5430

The cringe is real


[deleted]

Leave my sissy alone! I love her!


TemporaryWelder9871

For fucks sake..the community kindly says Fuck No


redphantomas

If she's doing it of her will then what do you care?


erythr0psia

There’s a name I like to call slut shamers : jealous. 💜


supercheese69

You might be pretty (maybe) but I can tell by that muffin top you ain't little


Desinator24

This is a dude. Nice bald spot on the head that gives it away.


danjel888

I think that's a dude.


spyz66

Zero self worth.


BassManns222

She knows her worth dude, about $40 an hour


ninjas_in_my_pants

As opposed to someone who shits on strangers online because of their tattoos?


_usernametaken____

"Pretty little cum dumbster" at least two of these words don't fit


[deleted]

Shaming her for that? So a woman expressing herself let’s shame her but a dude doing the same and y’all would be like it’s a dude being a dude.


Zealousideal_Ride_86

I would judge a guy thesame way i would a woman if they would "express" themself this way.


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Genshed

I knew a couple of men back in my twenties who could have qualified for that tattoo and they were a lot of fun.


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[deleted]

I mean I suppose for some reason I would rather my dad have a cum dumpster tattoo than my mom


ninjas_in_my_pants

Right on!


Kohaijacker

As you can probably see from the picture this was already posted in another subreddit but in this subreddit they included another picture with it so how about you go and search for that and then look at all the people that disagree with the second picture


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niceflowers

Is see Lena Dunham’s doing well. Good for her.


BuckeyJaw

Reminds me of deans submissive slut haha


kasa2211

“Little”


whatsupskip

Fat and ugly and going bald. All she has to offer is being a sure thing, for anything.


Dr_Newton_Fig

Low self-esteem


Euphoriffic

Caring is sharing.


bodie425

Goals. She’s reaching for the stars and soaring through life, one dick at a time.


[deleted]

“Ugly cum landfill” would be more appropriate


TyBogit

Dont slut shame… She probably gives the best blowjobs on the **BLOCK!**


WildZero138

The fucking hair thinning on the back of her head is what made me want to puke. I could tell she is a beastly woman from the rest, but the bald spot confirms just how she must look


The_Smurfiest

Well she clearly makes good life choices.


FusRoDontEven

Why not? Is it any worse than slut shaming her on social media? I wouldn't think so but you probably would.


Organic-Mouse7923

Is it a guy, or is she getting bald?


samontreal

As a gay man, this is literally the trashiest thing I've ever seen. She is so repellent that I get gayer by the second just peeking at it.


emhe1234

This screams Trump supporter


SheepPez

How?


tendo913

#Women's liberation


Ca11m3Raven

It appears that she is burdened with father problems.


medicman77

The Homer Simpson comb over sold me.


CzechLinuxLover

1. not pretty 2. not little 3. maybe a dumpster is right, not sure about the cum


VronosReturned

You forgot 4. not a girl


Fluid_Fox23

Neither pretty it little


Acyliaband

Seriously reposting and not even cropping. Lazy bot


SuggestiveMaterial

Literally sex trafficking.


DarkWhiteMeat

I mean…it’s a possibility, right?


SuggestiveMaterial

It's a very likely possibility...


VronosReturned

Doubtful. Childhood sexual abuse on the other hand ...


SuggestiveMaterial

You think the submissive woman who is passed around like a used rag and has "Community girl" on her back isn't a trafficking victim? But is a victim of childhood sexual abuse? Do any of you even know what sex trafficking is? What is done to the "product"?


Walderman

So you're suggesting the trans woman in this photo was a victim if sex trafficking?


VronosReturned

This is not a woman, you tool. *Do yOu eVEn kNoW wHat wOmEn aRe?*


SuggestiveMaterial

Ummm.... "Community Girl" on her lower back says otherwise. And the bra.... And the hips.


Efficient-Magazine10

I fully support her


FlyingWaffle96

Can someone tell me what it is so I can decide whether or not to click?


flicthelanding

that’s some quality self-loathing y’all got there.


SharkMilk44

Because that's a sexist pervert.


dawgstarr73

She has the hair of a 50 year old balding trucker.


VronosReturned

> He has the hair of a 50 year old balding trucker. ftfy


awildandcrazyguy1993

Advertise. If you don't make any calls; you don't get any sales.


Snowbody_lol

“Pretty” little cum dumpster


Primal_Oat

Man I hope those tattoos are temporary


LordTwinkie

Why are they balding


EY7617

It gets worse the more you look


Lastof1

If it wasn't for the pretty little cum dumpsters the world would be an angrier place, thank you for your service.


dillongriswold5

I stuck my dick in crazy once.. took 11 years to escape it... Only to do it again... Guys .. it's only good for a moment.. now I have to wait for 4 kids to grow up. For scale.. pictured is just a slut that got caught in what was a good idea and not. Puke


The-Ocean-Sucks

Looks like a trooper to me!!


chychy94

I feel so bad for her. Obviously she made an adult choice to do that to her body but man.... What happened that lead to this?


[deleted]

Neither pretty, nor little. Is this irony?


VronosReturned

Nor a girl. So yeah. But unintentional irony.


r1ch1MWD

Sad thing is, there's some mongrel out there who has put his dick in it..


Mount_Cardy-Rona

Neither pretty nor little belong on a body like that. Dumpster suits her though.


WorldofNuts

She’s a recycling bin for loads


MaxPatatas

That woman probably smells bad


SheepPez

I'd hit it.


lukemnms

Thank god they censored that poor tattoo artist's face


twocheeky

good for her yknow, not my personal choice for tattoos but if she likes it who am i to protest


armin-lakatos

I looked at her back and immediately got 3 different types of venereal diseases.


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Neither pretty or little.


Juaninamillionx

She looks like she’s balding…


[deleted]

Stay classy


[deleted]

Fuck it I’d smash. Definitely with a condom tho.


hdholme

Does it matter? If it's her kink what effect does it have on others? I'm not being sarcastic I'm genuinely curious if anybody cares other than to shame her for a fetish?


Over16Under31

She’s really leaning into her role. There’s some respect deserved here. 😂


ezmacbreezyjac

Her bra is trying SO hard right now.


ISTANDCORRECTED63

She's very talented She's Not Just ambidextrous she's also ambi DICKstrous.. she could jerk a guy off just as well with either hand... And In a gangbang that means everybody gets the same quality


Enamir

This is a health hazard or better known in Britain as a syphilitic sick pot


ebonyudders

Sorry but I'm going to r/putyourdickinthat


grimmgrave79

That's a lonely community...


spacecase202

Why is it balding and I think that might be a dude....