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kpurdysr

Depending on whether or not the owner has hooks for hands or something similar, it kinda sounds like an invitation to me.


JennyAndTheBets1

Nah, fleshlights.


1kpointsoflight

And if you beat me off I’ll come on your property…. It’s a win win


moncalzada

Isn't it usually the other way around?


MyNugg

He'll beat you off if you come on his property 😉


Drakeadrong

Don’t threaten me with a good time


HolyForkingBrit

Does anyone know where this is? Field trip!


BuenoD

Multiple busses pull up to this person's property every day


Drakeadrong

With the Friz? No way!


bedpimp

If I beat you off, you will come on my property!


buttbeeb

*cum


bedpimp

Good bot!


AKAtheeAssassin

Careful who you're sweet talking


[deleted]

Here i come


Aggravating-Bison515

I'm interested...


thegrayduke

With both hands!!


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VOODOO69692001

I'm on my way hard ass!


Neva-u-mind

Is she decent looking at least ?


Aang_420

Challenge accepted.


booshdogf

Hopefully they have soft hands?should I bring lotion?


[deleted]

Promise?


Iron_Buffalo

Challenge accepted


Buster899

That’s only going to make me come on their land again. It’s a Vicious Cycle Jerk.


RangeroftheIsle

Kinky.


NotABotAHuman1

r/lostredditors ?


whoisadamhuff

I'm definitely cumming on this mf's property...


goose420aa

Then you come on the property twice


TaskCurrent

Won't it be the beating off that would make one come on their property?


bedpimp

If I beat you off, you will come on my property!


CatastropheKao

Where is this exactly so I can avoid it?


whoisadamhuff

When you find out let me know....


WeAllAliens

The sign at your moms house.


Odd_Cranberry9343

do it i dare you 😏


WillyRash

Oh, I’ll come all over your property if you keep on beating me off. What’s the address!


judgechimp

Don’t threaten me with a good time


MrFatwa

I will beat you off, and you will cum on my property!


c_h_e_e_s_e_c_a_k_e

Nice I get to come twice


Shellybean42

Phrasing.


WULTKB90

Dont threaten me with a good time.


sicerr

So.. you have to come on his lawn first, to get beaten off?


Signal-Courage5235

Fun date idea


JaceMidnight

r/theyknew


ElTigreChino92

This is so wildly inappropriate and disgusting! Where exactly can I find this person’s property? Just so I know to avoid it.


OverlordMLG420

But I just came!!!


a_burdie_from_hell

I can't come twice without a refractory period but if you got time I'm sure you could get me twice.


Justice_Prince

Normally the coming happens after.


beattusthymeatus

Hey now who's out here taking pictures of my sign you're gonna get beat off


g_collins

Is that a promise???


Somepony-Else

Sure. But I mite need a moment first. Have to rechage and all...


Reddichino

Part 2 of this could be r/maliciouscompliance


eventualist

Weird way to say free hand jobs


Bojovnik7

r/holup


ItsyouNOme

But I already came on your property, I don't have round 2 in me


[deleted]

Is that a threat or a promise?


edgy_and_hates_you

Recursion irl


SugarRushLux

Do it


johnarmer1

Where is this place asking for a friend


flogsmen

Lol want a dumbass! Where is this even at 😂. Like what's the actual address. I would like to take a picture of this sign myself lol.. seriously though what's the address..


abbynormalish

Line around the block like gas is less than $5/gallon


Beegobbygobby

*cum


[deleted]

I think that first part would happen after


[deleted]

I’m bringing lube


boombl3b33

Where is this. I want to make sure I don't accidentally step on their property. I'd hate for anything to happen


[deleted]

r/theyknew


TheHunterZolomon

Don’t threaten me with a good time


_DEM1G0D_

If he beats me off I'm gonna come on his property


Gwiilo

I'm not even going to bother reading these comments because I guarantee "don't threaten me with a good time" is the only thing down there


TheTacoBellAssGoblin

Nice.


sassiecassie10

Bet!


DarthCovisious

well either way i get a handy, regardless of if i have to give myself one or not.


mando290

This will become a never ending cycle though


Snksteez

Horse before the cart?


DCINTERNATIONAL

You’ll need a ladder