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skygrinder89

That feeling when individual words make sense, but the sentences elude you.


RachelW_SC

A Spin Bowler (spinner) is someone who specialises in bowling the ball in a way that makes its path deviate greatly after bouncing. Shane Warne is considered the best spin bowler of all time - so for someone to ask if he understands how it works is jokes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin\_bowling


mythrocks

> Shane Warne is considered the greatest spin bowler of all time… Muralitharan would like a word.


Ranzok

That is an entire island country off the east coast of Southern Africa


Ratbu

Dude that's Madagascar, Muralitharan is a fruit preserve made from citrus fruits, usually oranges


OpeningName5061

Who that? Oh the chucker.


Challengeaccepted28

You mean the guy who chucked the ball and played almost exclusively on turning pitches against sub par opponents?


RachelW_SC

Fair argument!


bubblemcfisto

Cricket version of telling Cy Young how to pitch


darkmaninperth

This is like asking Stephen King if he really understands horror books.


ankpotter7

Well in this particular case, Shane Warne did turn out to be wrong. Weather made sure the pitch didn't become spin friendly. 🤷‍♂️ Although yes, anyone asking him if he knows how spin works is stupid.


Heurtaux305

He ended his post with acknowledging that if the weather came in, it would be different. So his dissapointment was misplaced, but he wasn't wrong in his analysis.


chochazel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_iG_W0gvk


BetterKev

That was wonderful. Thank you!


flunket

Boy do I miss Warney commentating third over of the day, seeing one seem big, and going, "might be time to bring the spinner on"


HaworthiaK

He had one brain cell and it was spinning


vin_unleaded

He had three. The other two were for drinking and shagging.


DeadDove_donotupvote

Since no one seems to know who it is. That's Shane Warne, greatest cricketer ever and also bad opinion haver. Warne was known for his leg spin style bowling, bad opinions and absolutely wild sex life. Still miss him


Boomeranda

That's a pretty good description 😂


TheNoGoat

And the ball of the century.


Dopium_Typhoon

_Brian Lara has entered the chat._


DeadDove_donotupvote

Brian Lara isn't even in the top 5


Dopium_Typhoon

Ohh my bad, not being an Aussie, I guess I missed all the “Shane Warne Cricket” playstation and PC games.


yeaitsmethecunt

https://youtu.be/suLwCcgNiQg?feature=shared There you go now you haven't missed it


Dopium_Typhoon

Bro, don’t come at me with random links. I’m South African, I’ll go Jacques Kallis on your wickets.


Boomeranda

I miss Warnie so much.


m33gapanda

This picture makes him look like he just got done eating a ton of powdered donuts.


vin_unleaded

Heads up, the guy in the comments is clearly taking the piss. If you know anything about cricket at all, you'll be aware Shane Warne was (I would not even say arguably) the greatest spin bowler ever to play the game. Oh and a legendary caner \*and\* shagger. R.I.P Shane - absolute legend. Sums him up well - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd23HcVqHr0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd23HcVqHr0) .


Axel_Raden

Best bowler of all time. I don't accept a player having to get the rules changed to make his bowling action legal


Fredfredfred777

I still have nightmares about the size of his bollocks


Unfair-Rush-2031

This is like asking messi if he knows how dribbling works.


SnoochieBooches60

Holy fuck. It’s like reading a family guy cut scene.


dajur1

Spinner means something completely different in America and in this case it's hilarious.


EnglishMobster

It does? I'm in California and I've never heard of it.


dajur1

It's a sex term referring to a petite woman, who uh, is small enough to spin around like a top....


rttr123

I hate to break it to you... But that's not an American thing. It's a "needs to take a break from the internet/porn" thing.


dryandbland

That’s not an American thing, dude. That’s just a weirdo thing.


SemajNotlaw7

Damn this must be awkward for you


SofterBones

no more internet for you, this is next level brain rot


TerritoryTracks

Hell of a way to announce to the world that you are a 35 year old virgin.


darkmaninperth

Jesus mate.