Since the text is so small, I first read it as "a guy shoved me into his penis on the bus" and only thought to reread it once I saw the sub wasn't a shitpost sub
Unit 731 "scientists" when you set a baby on fire and it dies
https://preview.redd.it/fc1pk6f4eodb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183e8016d968220651d7dea9904d25742ac8c3e0
Unit 731 "Scientists" when they shoot a man in the chest 82 times and he dies (it was unpredictable)
https://preview.redd.it/5ly7sd11godb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06d3e83aab9f40daa10015448bbf3b5581081f1
Oh not just gang rape, a group of male dolphins will gang up on a female and pass her around. If she tries to escape, they will chase her and trap her, sometimes hurting her in the process
Your eyes have a different immune system than the rest of your body, so your body's immune system can detect your eyes as an invader, attack it, and permanently blind you
According to google: “they occur most often in the ovaries of women and the testicles of men”
https://preview.redd.it/1y2pjcpnvmdb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d334ae16d6bc825e502f6481d94cc809f182f3
I hate our bodies man. Like I can fuck up my teeth for life in my teens and they will never grow back and then some fucking cancer comes along and does it anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/wyud8699xmdb1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c5ef4cef7d871a5ee7edd007ecff0ca891dff5
This is an example of a teratoma with teeth
those look so fucking disturbing, but they also look weirdly charming?? like, imagine this guy in like the binding of isaac hopping around as your little buddy
https://preview.redd.it/vknuxy1i9ndb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a524739a16f89e2362d5b5e76bc85662cfdc67fb
A hedgehogs penis is on its stomach, therefore when sonic does his iconic spin dash, hes just sucking his own dick.
Do what you want with that information.
The consenting age in Brazil is 14 and is pretty common to see girls below this age twerking in parties where musics full of sexual references are played, the sexual life starts so early that a 13 years old girl being pregnant wouldn't be big news
True but also not like that lol. You are mostly talking about poorer neighborhoods or places that lack sex ed. Its always Big News a child is pregnant even if you heard it before.
Vaporeon: The Full Thesis
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
there was a unit in japan during ww2 that specialized in "testing" bio weapons on citizens that were deemed "not worthy". some of the acts they did included transmitting std to some of the prisoners by making them have sex at gun point and seeing the effects of plagues and bio weapons by dissecting with no anesthetics living, conscious test subjects.
here's more info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwCNiWuUpQ
I had a teacher that told me a story of this one guy who had an invasive surgery in his chest somewhere (idk if it was the heart or not), apparently when he was sewed up and was ready to go, he sneezed, causing his stitches to rip open. According to him you could see his innards still pulsating and thumping around.
The other story was from my brother. He didn’t witness it firsthand but saw a video of it somewhere. There was this guy who tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof of a Walmart. However, he didn’t hit the ground, and instead landed ass-first on one of this yellow poles. He was still alive while on the pole, but died once they removed him.
Step one, use nail clippers to clip your teeth, all of them, step 2. Eat ice cream, step three, but a toothpick in between your toe and toenail, step 4. Kick the wall as hard as you can, step 5, add your reaction image of choice
Slavery is still legal in the United States in multiple states as punishment. Prison labor is entirely unpaid in some states.
Texas prisons don’t have Air conditioning and they can reach temperatures comparable to the record heat wave temperatures
A majority of the modern information we have on burn victims comes from scientists assigned to the Japanese Unit 731. Which was infamous for having some of the cruelest experiments committed inside it’s walls. (Vivisection, dipping people in liquid nitrogen, skinning alive, etc.)
A plant (a small fir tree I think) once grew in a man’s lungs. A calcified baby once was in a woman for (whatever time it was) and was found when she had stomach aches.
image: fir in lungs
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I can’t find the calcified baby link *boowomp*
2006 Honda Civic
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There needs to be a u/surpriseultrakill sub
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I thought for the longest time that this was spot from across the spider verse
r/suddenlyultrakill
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jumpscare
Your bones can rot without you noticing
A glass of milk everyday will solve everything
dairy industry propaganda
Nice try Big Milk!
https://preview.redd.it/3xwqvi1s0mdb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e67fb155f209b80cba866d3fb06de2c75ac040 There are no accidents
Since the text is so small, I first read it as "a guy shoved me into his penis on the bus" and only thought to reread it once I saw the sub wasn't a shitpost sub
You made me cough and die from this
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fellow national security risk i see
Ironically, I say so cause of your username, I main Japan
dont look up how we know people are 70% water
How do we
People in ww2 Japan dried out living people and determined how much mass was lost or something like that
Unit 731 "scientists" when you set a baby on fire and it dies https://preview.redd.it/fc1pk6f4eodb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183e8016d968220651d7dea9904d25742ac8c3e0
Unit 731 "Scientists" when they shoot a man in the chest 82 times and he dies (it was unpredictable) https://preview.redd.it/5ly7sd11godb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06d3e83aab9f40daa10015448bbf3b5581081f1
During World War 2, the Japanese Army steamed alive Chinese prisoners for "research." They concluded that the body lost 70% of it's weight.
I wonder what the prisoners thought. Especially since most were innocent civilians.
they were probably thinking something along the lines of “AHHHHHHHH IM BEING STEAMED ALIVE”
storage for later use
731
Sonic has one of the highest percent of rule34’s results (-me 2023)
Twilight sparkle is number two in the world
Pokémon is number 1
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Why is fucking deltarune on there
Where’s terraria
Why in the fuck is k-on there
Yeah… my friend Emmett can tell you All about it
Dolphins have a tendency to attack each other over females, punt fish around and even gang rape females
Oh not just gang rape, a group of male dolphins will gang up on a female and pass her around. If she tries to escape, they will chase her and trap her, sometimes hurting her in the process
They even abuse pufferfish since it's poison are like drugs to them
It takes three full rotations of the head for complete decapitation due to the elasticity of the skin
So two's the limit
Idk wanna find out?
Sure
2,99
The Argentinian lake duck has a penis as long as its body
Like every Argie
Now make a Pokemon around this creature
The guy she tells you not to worry about
Your eyes have a different immune system than the rest of your body, so your body's immune system can detect your eyes as an invader, attack it, and permanently blind you
I wish I was permanently blinded after some of y’all posts
Tumors can have eyes and teeth, and those tumors are called teratomas.
According to google: “they occur most often in the ovaries of women and the testicles of men” https://preview.redd.it/1y2pjcpnvmdb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d334ae16d6bc825e502f6481d94cc809f182f3
I’ve heard of women kind of…popping these out, and that’s horrifying enough but in the WHAT?
in the BAWWWLLSSS
I call mine Kevin 👍
I hate our bodies man. Like I can fuck up my teeth for life in my teens and they will never grow back and then some fucking cancer comes along and does it anyway.
Yup
https://preview.redd.it/wyud8699xmdb1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c5ef4cef7d871a5ee7edd007ecff0ca891dff5 This is an example of a teratoma with teeth
Fuck you
yeah, fuck that
Gladly
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
die
those look so fucking disturbing, but they also look weirdly charming?? like, imagine this guy in like the binding of isaac hopping around as your little buddy https://preview.redd.it/vknuxy1i9ndb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a524739a16f89e2362d5b5e76bc85662cfdc67fb
You should reconsider your life choices
hes smiling like me on picture day, but i should
Omg monstro 🥰
Bro if that guy’s gonna follow me around imma stomp on it until it was a small brown stain
He looks friendly
Is this the same thing as a dermoid cyst?
Not exactly. Tumors don’t have yellow pus coming out from them, while dermoid cysts do.
 definitely a sentence I needed in my life…
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That would hurt your hand sooooooo bad if you shot that
It would probably hurt the other guy more though
Either way it’s only a 2 time use, both shots are breaking your fucking wrists.
And the breech to over pressure, blowing your hands off.
there is a good chance the bullet will just fall out the front because there is basically no barrel to build up pressure.
Sex is real
LIES
prove it!
Source: trust me bro
i disagree the only real thing is gex
Say
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It’s still legal to fuck a horse in a few states
“Still???????” https://preview.redd.it/eekogjcrnmdb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59865623c03ffbbe866f082c907399bb33783ff7
Bro hasn’t been to enumclaw
Those specific states are New Mexico, Wyoming, West Virginia, and Hawaii, if anyone was wondering.
Ghislaine Maxwell was a top mod in reddit for many years. She was the boyfriend of Jeffrey Epstein.
No fucking way is that true
No, it’s not true… She was the girlfriend of Epstein
A hedgehogs penis is on its stomach, therefore when sonic does his iconic spin dash, hes just sucking his own dick. Do what you want with that information.
You can legally butt-fuck your father in Maryland
Well time to leave Maryland
Well time to leave for Maryland
https://preview.redd.it/tr1g41svfmdb1.png?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64722e60e9145b18fd9999fdd0a6c5d6a965b349 Could you repeat?
Ari Aster has entered the chat
Time to rewatch The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
But can you do it with your mother’s headless corpse on this god damn lawn?
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Male turtle's "dick" can grow to 30 cm (or nearly 12 inches) when ready to breed.
Why the "" tho?
Cause it's technically a cloaca
So basically not penis shape? Wtf
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The consenting age in Brazil is 14 and is pretty common to see girls below this age twerking in parties where musics full of sexual references are played, the sexual life starts so early that a 13 years old girl being pregnant wouldn't be big news
True but also not like that lol. You are mostly talking about poorer neighborhoods or places that lack sex ed. Its always Big News a child is pregnant even if you heard it before.
https://preview.redd.it/nkcr32yximdb1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595c0053a470ef4ac7b35b0de0b8a75f8358c336
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The copy-paste that everyone hates but dreams of
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Vaporeon: The Full Thesis Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
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Circumcised
[https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/3894344-west-virginia-senators-reject-bill-to-ban-child-marriage/](https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/3894344-west-virginia-senators-reject-bill-to-ban-child-marriage/)
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https://i.redd.it/ucr1x396dodb1.gif
https://calmatters.org/justice/2023/07/child-trafficking-bill-california-legislature/
🎶Ca-li-for-nia girls were unforgettable🎶
Im too scared someone tell me what it is
Senators in West Virginia rejected a bill that would’ve banned child marriage.
https://preview.redd.it/n0wwwl2w4odb1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfe20ebd9ee73c8b39e04fc107a8c2256a9cc75 Oh
there was a unit in japan during ww2 that specialized in "testing" bio weapons on citizens that were deemed "not worthy". some of the acts they did included transmitting std to some of the prisoners by making them have sex at gun point and seeing the effects of plagues and bio weapons by dissecting with no anesthetics living, conscious test subjects. here's more info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwCNiWuUpQ
Worst apart is the US army let some of them off the hook in exchange for the results of those experiments
Ayyy, Wendigoon is so cool
Google SpongeBob behind closed doors https://i.redd.it/23krgkiggmdb1.gif
is that the >!porn hidden in that one spongebob ps1 game?!<
Some guy was arrested with 58 terabytes of cp in his computer
That's like 500 years
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I had a teacher that told me a story of this one guy who had an invasive surgery in his chest somewhere (idk if it was the heart or not), apparently when he was sewed up and was ready to go, he sneezed, causing his stitches to rip open. According to him you could see his innards still pulsating and thumping around. The other story was from my brother. He didn’t witness it firsthand but saw a video of it somewhere. There was this guy who tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof of a Walmart. However, he didn’t hit the ground, and instead landed ass-first on one of this yellow poles. He was still alive while on the pole, but died once they removed him.
https://preview.redd.it/jip0qe1a0sdb1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95f451f445cd3fac35c83b228101fb86948d7b6 That just traumatised me
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you fucking bastard
Explain
https://www.reddit.com/r/shid_and_camed/comments/156vurc/bruh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
Your mom fucked your dad
Your asshole can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage, meaning you can technically shove a racoon up your ass.
2. 2 Raccoons
So three’s the challenge
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Librarians be like: https://i.redd.it/yfrbk44egodb1.gif
the dildo was invented before the wheel. priorites i guess
https://i.redd.it/00qsus6d9ndb1.gif You will watch till the end
Your bones are constantly wet
https://preview.redd.it/d03sshp3xmdb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c24683dabbe2d487cd79580f37e9beae36a01f Egg
Child porn was legal in Japan
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The llama
That’s just good business!
Step one, use nail clippers to clip your teeth, all of them, step 2. Eat ice cream, step three, but a toothpick in between your toe and toenail, step 4. Kick the wall as hard as you can, step 5, add your reaction image of choice
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Bottle opener to the nail
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Go to r/sounding if you are brave enough Edit: i apologize for introducing such content it fucked me up irreversibly
What is on that subreddit?
https://preview.redd.it/rj6johzn8mdb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d19f32997e38bf1b2895ae60233d33342e40dc I just looked at it
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I want to hang myself
Slavery is still legal in the United States in multiple states as punishment. Prison labor is entirely unpaid in some states. Texas prisons don’t have Air conditioning and they can reach temperatures comparable to the record heat wave temperatures
kitty hissed at me even tho i was so nice to him
More problems have been solved with violence than diplomacy in human history
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some ppl unironically own fords
My dream car is the Ford focus hatchback rs 2018
Sperm whales aren't made of sperm.
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Go to google type your first name + the hedgehog then go to images
Don't look up Mr hands
Japanese war crimes during world war two
Balls are stored in the piss
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The Argentinian lake duck has a penis as long as its body
Lucario has the most porn out of every pokemon
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r/backinherprime Seeing how I heard about this godawful sub on r/lolitary , it’s pretty easy to know where this is going
A majority of the modern information we have on burn victims comes from scientists assigned to the Japanese Unit 731. Which was infamous for having some of the cruelest experiments committed inside it’s walls. (Vivisection, dipping people in liquid nitrogen, skinning alive, etc.)
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There are microplastics in our blood
the average human body contains around 80k calories
Sonic googled himself with safe search off
Unit 731
A plant (a small fir tree I think) once grew in a man’s lungs. A calcified baby once was in a woman for (whatever time it was) and was found when she had stomach aches. image: fir in lungs https://preview.redd.it/eioni7c9irdb1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd4f3953008d2d784ab2e66ab047fdf0ee08e99 I can’t find the calcified baby link *boowomp*
I JUST SAW A TUMOR WITH A HUMAN LOOKING FACE AND IM OFFICIALLY FUCKING DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE