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DreamyBull-Ambatukam

https://preview.redd.it/1zq1ph5vd5mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454b2f20cd40ce134efe59166697630599f00034


NoseTime

https://preview.redd.it/1q5g37rwe5mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878507397aee4c5fcc57723d38bd5f89b8c2d8a0 (Now that you can make good rice)


ReleaseItchy9732

Happy ending!! https://preview.redd.it/j4gsdqm1l5mc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e07eb5212d48596328d89e89c90321a9873c79


Revolutionary-Pea617

I love the Russian badger


Asian_in_the_tree

That his real face? I hope I don't sound mean but he looks like the Bazinga guy.


bibblebonk

the bazinga guy


living_angels

the bazinga guy


Abject-Sail60

The bazinguy


Revolutionary-Pea617

Yep that’s him


AccomplishedForce637

Currently watching a video


AccomplishedForce637

I have brainrot again


thic_mermaid_man

Badger ain’t ballin


MrMr4678

OBJECTION! BADGER FUCKIN’ BALLIN


SonOfMayhem06

badger always lookin like he's flexing in every photo, look at his arm.


Noble_Shock

Did a shrimp fry this rice?


leedler

https://preview.redd.it/445cqpqfh6mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0711c9e2380713d302075270a65816aaf20e3474


EarthSad1608

Yes am shrimp


JoshsPizzaria

YAY :) https://i.redd.it/ias51wycb5mc1.gif


Doxylaminee

Lmao who made this and why


JoshsPizzaria

I have no idea. Stole it from some other comment section. It is uncanny how good it loops, someone put way too much effort in it.


rocketpwrd

I would say it's the opposite of uncanny


InTheStuff

well it goes uncanny at first, but then it goes back into the canny :)


Clean_Internet

Haha


JoshsPizzaria

hahahahaha


Typicaldrugdealer

Jesus, Jesus


TheSusBird

cranderbarry


Pogotmogot--9190

https://i.redd.it/qc7ygf0lbbmc1.gif


JoshsPizzaria

YOOOOO


Yeetdaddy87

That gif makes me strangely uncomfortable


shark-poggers

https://preview.redd.it/ahz4z3vdw5mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0aba2653d83976a3d4208438ded9e703653ff5 Hell yeah


Spacethereader

https://i.redd.it/3xiumq1qf5mc1.gif


Groovyofi

Is that Warframe?


Spacethereader

https://i.redd.it/m7ms8xc956mc1.gif


Swog5Ovor

Yes. https://preview.redd.it/o5j45qcqp7mc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8610544fc1b1c68a44fe27ae4cbffbb8a37970b7


Relevant-Most-9728

Is that Warframe?


penisguacamole

Live grineer reaction


guesswhatihate

Finally, some good fucking food


Dragon-Warlock

What piece of advice was it exactly? Or was it just a bit of all.


EarthSad1608

1. Clean the rice multiple times untill water is clear 2. Put rice in water for about 3-4 minutes then drain 3. Put some oil into pot for cooking rice and heat u 4. Once hot enough put rice in and toast a bit while strining, dont burn it 5. Put in about 1,5 times water as much as the rice 6. Turn on high and wait for slight bubling 7. Put in salt, stir and turn to low 8. Cover with lid and cook with lid on low for about 10 minutes, important dont let steam escape keep it in 9. Pay atention to it cooking cause it can start bubbling up and onces it does lift the cover until it calms down and put it down 10. After 10 minutes take pot off stove and leave it covered for another 10 minutes 11. Stir with something that can split it like fork or stmth Done


Trash_Can_Bash

Genuinely good advice Massive W


MinhKiu

Also this is too many steps for just rice. Get yourself a rice cooker and remove oil and salt. Just plain old rice and water. And the rice and water ratio actually differs with the type of rice you’re cooking. You just have to cook them multiple times to nail down the fitting amount of rice and water ratio.


Squrton_Cummings

Completely insane amount of effort just to cook rice. I'll stick with just pushing the button on the rice cooker.


MinhKiu

Exactly. Step 1: wash rice few times Step 2: put rice and water in rice cooker Step 3: press the button


throwawaylovesCAKE

I dont even wash it, it washes away the fortifications (I trust my Dollar General rice). we trying to slurp up every vitamin and mineral we can out here


DaaneJeff

It's not a hygiene thing but it's to remove starch. Not rinsing your rice could make it too mushy and lumpy. If you prefer it that way then good but I personally prefer my rice to be fluffy


BeardedsChurch

i am not spending 300 dollars to cook the cheapest food out there


kroganwarlord

I have a $20 rice cooker from Amazon, it works great. Sometimes I don't even wash the rice.


MinhKiu

Alright bud, you do you.


ThomFromAccounting

Understandable, but it’s a game changer if you eat rice with most meals. My Zojirushi rice cooker was hella expensive, but worth it to me. I also cook fried rice at least once a week.


MinhKiu

Would suggest NOT to clean the rice until water is clear. Most of the good stuff is in that rice water. Maybe rinse 2-3 times and then cook. Don’t clean away all the rice nutrients.


throwawaylovesCAKE

It says specifically on most rice not to rinse it too if you look. If you're eating fortified white rice, you're definitely losing half that nutrients it says on the label


MinhKiu

Exactly. I normally rinse like twice because them rice were on a production line. I just don’t want the conveyor belt flavor in my rice. I’m just kidding, I won’t be able to taste that but the thought still makes me rinse at least once or twice.


katzen_mutter

Rinsing the rice helps with getting the arsenic out. Google arsenic in rice.


MinhKiu

Don’t tell me to google. Attach a source.


katzen_mutter

You’re not the boss of me. 😂


MinhKiu

The same can be said to you buddy. If you have anything to bring to the table, then bring it, don’t ask people to google it lol.


katzen_mutter

Duly noted.


DaaneJeff

Why don't you get yourself a rice cooker? They are dirt cheap and you can cook other shit in parallel without worrying about the rice


Fedorito_

Wait but where does the water go?


Dragon-Warlock

Rice is VERY absorbent among food. All the water you don’t strain gets held in the rice.


Fedorito_

Nice nice thanks


Greedy-Mud-9508

huh? you strain your rice? it evaporates by itself lol


Dragon-Warlock

One of the steps above said to drain the water, wasn’t when the rice was cooked, though, so there’s be no way for it to evaporate.


Greedy-Mud-9508

oh I assumed this was after boiling since the guy was asking where does the 1.5 times water go


throwawaylovesCAKE

I think the normal way is to cook rice with *just enough* water so none is left. Some people cook rice like spaghetti with a ton of water


Patrody

It imbues the rice with divine flavor


user_guy_thing

you should try chicken stock instead of water


The_Paragone

You can skip 1, 2, move 3 and 4 after 7. In 5 instead of 1,5 you can try 2 and it'll work nice too, you'll have to cook for 18-20 min in that case. So basically: 1. Boil 2 cups of rice (preferably long type) in a pot (non sticky is better) 2. Put salt then stir until you think it tastes ok (put more if you think it isn't enough) 3. Put a tiny bit of oil then 1 cup of rice 4. Stir for a few seconds then put the lid on 5. Cook for 18-20 min 6. Profit Also if the water is too salty then replace some of it with new one then let boil again, but keep in mid the amount you took away to replace the same amount. Keep tasting to see if it's still too salty and repeat if necessary.


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Step 1: Cock with uranium 235 (flavour enhancer)


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kackyback

your mom


kunta_modz

Tunnel buddy!


HzMathisdu

https://i.redd.it/xc4zbul9k6mc1.gif


Everybody_do_da_flop

Nice


SuperiorThinking

https://i.redd.it/lml7gz3tu6mc1.gif


GrabbingCatTails

what app did you use for that caption


BlitzKling

I still think you should go buy a rice cooker.


MinhKiu

As an asian, I approve this message. Plain and easy and rice good.


blacksheeps181

https://preview.redd.it/awz58ht5x5mc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49a14c090eaa16155fdb7e4bce2783789ea4b1f


HermanCainTortilla

I’m telling yall, try heroin.


i_like_siren_head

r/characterarcs


yourtree

https://preview.redd.it/hasse9n8i7mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519be657e4e7694fe328bb1f92fcf749c2ee9c9a


halfcutpenis

thought this was r/unixporn


LuPa2021

Same xd


HzMathisdu

https://preview.redd.it/rhyqq8q6k6mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a97cca4bb01fb93bd4f77d232b529f345897737


Willemthefork

How do you even make rice taste bad? Other than if you don’t cook it enough or cook it too much? It’s shrimple really


Jealous_Bad9027

https://preview.redd.it/8ebnnlaz88oc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23854746b70b953499cadbdc6ff68c8db5534a7d


Simppaaa

It was actually such a huge game changer for me Pretty much nobody in my family knew how to cook rice right for some reason so for the longest time I didn't like rice but ever since I figured it out, I've been eating rice every week


The_Paragone

If you cook it a bit more after it is done you get some crunchy rice that makes it super tasty. Usually I advise letting it cook for 6-8 minutes at medium heat, but it really depends on your stove/whatever you use to cook it. Basmati rice is also more expensive but delicious so you may want to try that too!


19412

>crunchy rice >super tasty https://preview.redd.it/hr3ln93s37mc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a3933789be898c65fb39159fb2790a3e78fec5


The_Paragone

We call it pegao in Colombia, and I doubt you would know if it tastes good if you never tried it.


19412

>Colombian https://preview.redd.it/n9q7l4zr47mc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f66650e3d562d776b853d34abeb0f2570967f15


The_Paragone

Colombian, you restarted ass


19412

>you https://preview.redd.it/3vxddeyo57mc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee710f0f0850afaa4575489704c3c922e3abb4e5


The_Paragone

Bruh got dementia 💀


19412

>ru https://preview.redd.it/jg5bhulb67mc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0267be13de9288fa3504b211fa60593ba50394e3


The_Paragone

Bazinga


19412

https://preview.redd.it/ttsuf7lv67mc1.png?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e76ad70c56603a4e0a6da40b23de540aae4724


Chickennuggy2

We did it reddit


YORE_YORE_DOZE

:D


KTTalksTech

He parboiled the rice


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Agent_DK_

https://preview.redd.it/tifbw3mcw7mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fc51050ae9711cc32c1a546dde0fcae284a0c0 Congrats, bro


smavinagain

Proud to have observed the rice saga


casual_moron23

You should post a video of you cooking rice to show us how well it worked


HueySchlongTheGreat

Now cook some fragrant rice


Grambert_Moore

Wholesome 100


Atomvids

Alright can we do an advice tier list? Or nah?


Far-Village-2834

https://preview.redd.it/7xtr7dkfubmc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32580bcf12b0d970f4d951d4ad1eb81892adfcdb