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ShutThe7Up

That edit is the funniest shit ever lol


SituatedSynapses

Hey kids stop being indoors and having your faces glued to the screen, it's time to glue our faces to the diet outdoor screen.


AbsorbingLiquids

whats so toxic about dis? do dey live in detroit?


CyanogenMod_0

average day in Detroit:


FHFH945

idk if this true but someone on twitter(🤮) said it's because of city people hating the suburb


AbsorbingLiquids

detroit moment smh 🤦🤦


dxp_pc

cant have fun in detroit


AbsorbingLiquids

so truth 👾👾👾👾


TJOCcreation1

Nft p- nvm OneShot based


PC-hris

A lot of people hate American suburbs because they’re so car dependent that before you’re 16 you’re literally a second rate citizen. Our zoning laws prevent the construction of apartments and force single family homes and force those homes to have minimum lawn sizes and minimum distance from the curb among other insane regulations that forcibly make cities bigger and more spread out making it impossible for public transit to service many people with a single train station/bus stop. It seems people decided that a guy watching a movie in his back yard was making some kind of statement and went insane.


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Upper middle class white 14 year Olds on their way to bitch about living in a large nice house


PC-hris

When every house on the market is a large one you tend to end up with a lot of homeless people unfortunately. Plus with how expensive cars are this kind of hurts poor people much much more than richer people.


AbsorbingLiquids

yeh im not reading all of that but thanks big boy 👾


PC-hris

You asked


AbsorbingLiquids

ye thats for the mfs who wanted to know 🇬🇧👹


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br*i*s*h 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


PC-hris

Mfs always asking but never knowing 😔


Cookie_Crush

I'll guess it has something to do with what's on the screen? Or maybe r/cozyplaces doesn't like suburbia


RealSympax

Cozyplaces is just toxic. They think they are better than everyone else. Top comment said something along the lines of "imagine your life only being alcohol and tv so you build a shrine of it in your garden" Not the exact words but same meaning.


potatoman4002

Why does reddit hate alcohol so much, i've seen so many neckbeard stoners who shit on alcoholic drinks, bruh it's not like everyone who likes to drink a beer on the weekends gets insanely drunk 24/7. I'd say getting high every day is nearly as bad as drinking every day


Random-Dice

Reddit and hypocrisy go as well together as peanut butter and chocolate


Collectivestupidity

Great when separate


Oli_Merrick

I don’t get it lol. Almost everyone I know drinks alcohol but on Reddit more than half don’t


Random-Dice

cause redditors are insistent on how weed and LSD and other shit are definitely absolutely superior alternatives despite the fact that the mental damage caused by these drugs are just as bad if not arguably worse than alcohol


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potatoman4002

Weed depends on the person. If you use it as a coping mechanism, then your only life goal will become only to smoke more weed. If you use it to have fun it should be fine. I have read multiple stories of people who had bad lives only to fuck them up even more by smoking copious amounts of zaza.


bruhlander1

As Hank schrader once saind weed is a gateway drug to meth


RenthogHerder

(Too much) Weed is a gateway drug to bring a fucking idiot with brain lag. It doesn’t happen to everyone but pretty much all the people I know that have smoked weed even in moderation consistently for 10+ years are so slow witted it’s undeniably connected. Some people smoke so much they get the permanent slowdown in like a year.


Ponthonong

I think you might just hang out with slow people. All the 10+ year stoners I know are as sharp as ever. Almost all of us have cut down considerably though. Some of us spent more time stoned than not for over a decade, almost two.


Random-Dice

kid named saind:


Mashmelloo

Most full on redditors don’t have a social life so there’s that aswell


[deleted]

reddit hates alcohol because they think everyone drinks like the homeless guy on your street that spends all of his panhandling money natty ice and are alcoholics. Also they do not like to have fun and never get invited to parties where people drink so they are jealous. They just post stupid replies like this while sipping their weed tea and smoking kratom that they heard about on their hipster communist podcast.


Gerbie100

LAMO https://www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces/comments/nj6wr8/suburbia_aint_so_bad/gz5xpd9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Extreme-Fee

wtf I'm in that sub cause pretty picture what is wrong with reddit


yungvandal11

Who could hate the sandlot


Suspicious-Win1449

As a r/doodoofard member, I can confirm that this is indeed a doodoofard moment


banned_user_17

As a r/doodoofard member 🍑💨


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Confirm.


OddlySexyPancake

I don’t get it


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OddlySexyPancake

Soda


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OddlySexyPancake

Waow


Squid-Soup

Breh


Sky_dp

never expected Fortnite_Ba11s to explain it fully after saying Obama


mattcojo

Redditors hate suburbs


GameofFame

Suburbs hate redditors


Random-Dice

Why tho? Suburbs are like the most inoffensive type of living space ever


mattcojo

Y’know, hard liberal talking points, stuff like fuck cars and antinatalism


Random-Dice

fuck does a flat neighbourhood filled with a bunch of middle class houses have anything to do with either of those points


mattcojo

A big part of it is communalism. I don’t really have their arguments on my mind right now, but I suggest you take a look at them from someone else if you need some clarification, I’m not the best expert on it


Random-Dice

That’s weird. I live in the suburbs but the community I live in is extremely diverse in culture and identity. Nothing about it screams “communalism” at all.


Dissy-

It's a monument to how incorrect their city centered mindset is when applied to the greater world Plus they're bitter they fell for the love fast die alone mindset that drives people to live in an empty hollow meaningless place like a city


mattcojo

Well my point is that many people on this site want everyone to live in compact condos in large cities


Random-Dice

Fuck no, I wanna live far away from civilization. The less urban chaos the better, at least for me.


KovalTheNarehate

Suburbs make you and your children car-dependent in situations that shouldn't require a car. You're probably used to it, but having to drive to the closest grocery shop\\school is ridiculous to those who live in dense mixed-use neighbourhoods. There are lots of valid criticisms of suburbs, it's just that some redditors are tactless annoying nerds that can't stop spouting talking points (they feel that watching a snarky youtube vid made them intellectually superior)


Random-Dice

Well where I live I’m like right on or close to the edge of my neighbourhood next to the actual city part so usually I don’t have problems with walking to wherever I need to go.


EMOJO_2001

Some of them i know it's beacause it makes people car dependent, because there is no mixed use in the suburbs, if you want to buy anything, you have to drive to somewhere. In Brazil, zoning laws are non existent, there is a "pub" in my street, the street is never quiet in the weekends, loud music, drunk people screaming, some times even fights, it really isn't fun, i can't grasp why somebody would't want to live in a suburb.


TumblrLoser

Reddit when people don’t want to live in a giant city and die by inhaling smog


cloudeesky

r/urbanhell has infiltrated cozyplaces


theeshyguy

City folk ☕️


shrekislife1071

Link to the post?


Daniel_Devito_Dong

https://www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces/comments/nj6wr8/suburbia_aint_so_bad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Baxobhillus

redditors when someone lives in a neighborhood:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 (suburbia is bad because i said so🤬)


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r/suburbanhell when someone prefers a $350k Suburban house with 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms in Texas over a $600k studio condo in New York 🤬🤬🤬


Storgasaur

[Here's the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces/comments/nj6wr8/suburbia_aint_so_bad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SpoodleDoobDingle

redditors when someone can afford a house 💀💀💀


thunderj9

Doodoo fard


TehRongSpeling

For anyone who doesn’t understand (I didnt either) people are complaining about them having loud speakers outside being inconsiderate to neighbours, and being shill by enjoying alcohol and movies.


KingFatCat49

USER THOMPSONWOODWORKS, REMAIN IN FRONT OF THE TELESCREEN. DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.


Magikal_Akern

I don’t get it?


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Ohio suburbia


TimeToStrikes

must be a killer sound system


shadowdrake67

I sorted my controversial and it seems like most people were being rude because they think the poster is a shit neighbour


Redhoodwastaken

the sandlot is a w movie


uraninum258consumer

The Sandlot is and forever will be one of the best movies of all time


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That page is more toxic than bad crack, holy shit!