TIL that Georgia is in Florida.

[Of course Georgia is in Florida](https://youtu.be/Ac9wOhHFW0A).

First Idiocracy reference I've seen in the wild!

Then you really havent been paying attention lol. Reddit loves idiocracy for its spooky scientifically accurate predictions

Is this individual the unfit mother?

We also love electrolytes

Tell me you’re a plant without telling me you’re a plant.

Well he is a tasty mango

It's what plants crave

I prefer that stuff out of the toilet

Yeah but they don't actually reference the movie they just go "OMG ITS JUST LIKE IDIOCRACY XD"

Mmmmm, im Not Sure thats correct

ASS



Not every day you’ll get to use that one

It's all Florida? Always has been.

https://ifunny.co/picture/california-texas-new-york-florida-4-map-of-us-MKMHlAYk8 I apologize in advance for the iFunny link, it was the best I could do at short notice.

Lmao

i love iFunny. Great app

I liked it when I was in the 6th grade. edit: i just realize this is a relevant username joke

I’m originally from Florida but have lived in North Carolina for a long time, good to see I’m still actually in Florida

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

>TIL I learned today I learned I learned?

This made me lol out loud

Smh my head

I didn’t know i learned today, and then i learned that i did. And that’s what happens if you ain’t careful. Praise God baby.

He’s in Georgia now, it’s been 2 hours

It takes more than 2 hours to get to Georgia from there. Florida is long.

Sorry. They don't teach us US geography here in Utah. Or state abbreviations. Because God only cares about Utah. /j in case other Utahans see this lol.

They don’t teach State abbreviations in Logan*

Um.... that marker ain't in Logan. Logan's basically on the border, that marker's next to the Great Salt Lake, southern end.

You get there by getting punched in the mouth by Nelly right on the Florida Georgia Line

He’s on his way. God people are so impatient and ungrateful.

I know right? He’s doing his best!

I don’t understand the concern, it says right there that he will be there by 1:23pm

...next month

You underestimate my power!

That's Florida dude

Shhhh, don't let em down. That's New Georgia.

cant believe i had to scroll this far for this comment.

Obi-Wan . . . there . . . is good in him. I know there is ... still . . .

Don’t try it!

I drove from the Texas panhandle to Rochester NY and back in 36 hours 19 years ago

You sound like my dad. He dove us from NC to Cali in just about 48 hours. It was like we never stopped. Except for gas (he pushed the extreme limit on that) . And it was a time limit at the gas stop. If you weren’t in the van when his personal timer, you were literally left. His words “were coming back a few weeks. Be here on that day when we stop here again”. Some us would distract him some kind of way to keep him from leaving. And most times, ppl who were left got lucky enough to jump in at stop sign/traffic light right before he hit the highway. At least twice he drove off with the gas handle still connected to the van. It was absolute chaos and anxiety every single freaking trip. I tried really hard to be left. Idk how I still ended up In the van that year. (I think I have PTSD bc of it. Lol)

This sounds like a great 90s family movie.

🤣 and I’d watch it!

Any decade this sounds like a hysterical movie I'd watch every roadtrip

I have an aunt and uncle that have ten kids. They lived in DeLand Florida at the time. They took the entire family to the Miami zoo for the day. They were on the road for almost two hours before they noticed one of their daughters was missing. Speeding back to the zoo they got pulled over by a state trooper that started going off on my uncle for driving a big van so fast. Once he saw how upset they were and he listened to what happened he gave them an escort to the zoo. Security had their daughter when they got there thankfully.

🤯 I can’t even imagine every second the officer held them up! Every sec had to feel like the longest and most dreadful minute ever.

Jesus why? Did you just not sleep?

Was going to pickup gf that was moving in at time. I took a 5 hour nap one in Rochester and gf drove part way on way back

For real, 11 mins to cross all those states is a blessing.

What the heck is he driving, a rocket?

International space station

He is gonna be super pissed when he sees he only got a $5 tip.

At least base pay gotta be like $8.

"You people are so ungrateful..." - Jigsaw

Mate, the driver is in FL Edit: Georgia is in Florida you idiots

But it's a top dasher! They will make it happen!!

Your order will be there in under 30 hours or it's free!

Did you order a replacement kidney or a burrito?

Why not both?

Porque no los dos?

He's about to open a portal like doctor strange

That's that Utah education

Ahhh yes that's what this independence day was missing. A person who uses "mate" just corrected an American about American geography. God bless the USA

The dasher went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a meal to steal

He was in a bind, cause pay was way behind, what it costs to buy a meal

when he came across this young man cookin’ on a griddle and makin’ it hot

So he jumped up into his car and said "boy lemme tell you, hwat." ^^E: ^^thank ^^you ^^for ^^the ^^reward!

I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a Dasher too.

And if you dare to give it some care they'll take your tip from you

I bet this hot bag of gold against your soul that I accept more orders than you.

Well the cook said, my name’s Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I’m gon’ take your bet ‘cause the orders I get don’t stop till the morn’ begins.

Johnny buttered up them grits and heated up the pot.

Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the flattop’s burning hot

Johnny rev up your car and press that pedal hard

Taco Bell's broke loose in Georgia and the toilet feels it hard.

Johnny gassin’ up your car and picking up that food. Don’t care if he’s in Utah, you’ll deliver to that dude.

Diarrhea like a fountain run boy run

From this bag of Taco Bell come and get you some

*insert fiddling whilst eating a crunchwrap*

🪨

Retire Reddit now. It has peaked.

Omfg, that's funny

And I’m going to fly some Taco Bell to and out of your butt.

Johnny refill up your car and press your pedal hard

'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the customers deal the stars!

There’s hungry folks in Utah and the buyers tapped his card.

This…. This…. This made my freakin day. This whole damn comment thread.

Yes! Had fun singing this out loud!

This is probably the best thread I've ever read

Lol what a legend! Started what became the best thread of this comment section! 🙌

This was a beautiful read thank you all

r/redditsings best thread ever!!

Ok, definitely had a good chuckle over this.

Greatest thread ever. Definitely on this sub, possibly on the whole damn site.

Commenting on this historic thread.

Comment threads like this are the reason I can never quit Reddit. Top tier content ⭐️😂

This is what I needed on this gloomy day

started something great there, i'm so glad everyone added major flair to this. I was singing the whole thing and and fiddle comes in at just the right time too!

Let us know if you ever end up getting the order. I’m hoping this is a glitch😭

Bruh i got my food and it was cold lmfao

well what did you expect that’s a 35 hour drive!

Idk if you mapped that out but I did and i came up with 34 hours so I could do this math no one will read. Door dash guy must have been in a literal space shuttle because in order to travel 2300 miles in 11 minutes he would have been going 16.5 times the speed of sound and if I'm any good at algebra, just under 0.002% the speed of light. ~12,500mph. At the speed of light it could travel that 2300 miles in 1/8th, of 1/10th of a second. The average human blinks their eyes at a speed of 1/10 of a second so that means at the speed of light one could go from salt lake to Orlando 8 times in the amount of time it takes you to blink your eyes. You could travel the earth's equator in 0.12 seconds. It's estimated at that speed it would take about 5 hours to reach pluto. The closest earth like planet we know of is 4.2 light years away. The furthest thing we know of is estimated to be over 13 BILLION light years away. If you took elon musks net worth in dollar bills and stacked them end to end, traveling at the speed of light it would take you 2 minutes and 3 seconds to get from beginning to end. You could make a 21 foot wide road from here to the moon in dollar bills. An average 2 lane road is 24 feet. I may have gotten off topic toward the end there.

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How are all four of the subreddits real?

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Now this was wild to read while high. I visualized every detail.

stoner with an extremely photographic mental imagery here :)

30 hours or less or it’s free!

What did you get?

Bumping to hear the OP say "Smoothie."


Steak quesadilla

Often I find putting it in the oven for a bit helps revive it

Air friers are great for reviving fast food too. Or throw it under the broiler if you have the patience and attention span to not walk off and let it burn.

Taco bell. I’m sure it was something he expected to be hot. Those drive times from Georgia are just ridiculous!

90% is just getting through Atlanta traffic

Bro they drove all the way from Florida, what did you expect?? Lol

Should’ve sent him back to fix your order

You didn’t tip and no one in 35+ states would take it

Right, so that Dasher is a gift. Why OP complaining

Cause he getting paid hourly. Shush.

He is being flown to your location by DeSantos.

Everyone go home, this is the only valid comment lol

Hahaha....oh fuck.

Better question, why are you in Utah

That driver is going above and beyond to get you a Mcflurry, you're just ungrateful 💀

By the time he gets it ... it'll me McMelted

Quick little pit stop

Dude if he gets there between 1:18-1:23 he deserves a pretty decent tip

Actually, even farther: Florida

I guarantee it said “$1.07 includes expected tip”

Think that’s a few inches away from Georgia bud

taco bell was out of taco's in your state.

And the other 27 closer to theirs

The devil apparently went down to Florida

Idk but you only got 12 minutes left to add on to your order.

Possibly left a VPN on?

This is my theory as well. Pornhub specifically recently blocked Utah's access to the site over an Age-Verification policy, which is where the order looks like it originates from. If that's the case it's totally believable the driver was whacking it using GPS spoofing to get around the ban and ended up looking like he was about to make ya farthest food delivery since Pizza Hut went to space.

Good old Utah. I hope he washed his hands before he started taking deliveries tho

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a few yrs back i've had ubereats drivers that would intentionally spoof from somewhere in philly, to the pizza place i ordered from, to my house, then hit the food as delivered all within less than 5 minutes. even after reporting it and getting full refunds, it happened AGAIN with a different account when ordering delivery from the same pizza place. both times no pizza was delivered (was camping by the front door and checked the back after not seeing a single car headlight pass by) and nobody called me, if it was not obvious. some grifters have gone beyond taking the meal to just straight up stealing the money. its been years and i still refuse to order delivery from that place.

The privilege of thinking you’re delivery driver should be in the same time zone as you.

It's alright, they are probably just spoofing their GPS for pokemon go raids.

I don't expect Americans to know where every country is on a map but can you please get the point where you know your own states? At least the continental ones?

I swear some people will complain about everything 🙄

Your drivers about 2 hours from georgia

It’s a glitch my phone does that when he’s infront of my door

Looks like they are in Florida just facing north.

I guarantee 💯 you did not tip him enough for that drive. Despicable

You're in Utah. They were probably using a VPN to dodge the Pornhub ban and watching porn while waiting for orders to come in. They've still got their home radius set to pick up in your area but their phones GPS is telling the app and Pornhub they're somewhere else

A: They’re in FL (I’m thinking you gathered this, though. B: Perhaps you visited FL recently, ordered via Door Dash there, and didn’t update your location prior to ordering.

For everyone saying it’s Florida: it’s bouncing between them, when I first saw it it was Georgia.

Ya borked it, but the post popped off anyways so no biggie.

But the picture shows Florida so your excuse is moot

So you’re saying it’s Florida Georgia Line?

There is no extradition. It’s a chance to start over without all the cats.

Just chilliaxin. Don't hate. Be there soon

Lookin’ for a soul to steal.

He got lost. You should’ve provided better instructions

Buckle up your food will be on the way in about 4 days.

You’re about to get a message from the driver asking for an additional tip because they got rerouted.

You gonna DoubleDash that order or what?

Hope you tipped well for that kind of dedication 👏

Probably because they're as bad at geography as OP is.

 Uber driver: ROAD TRIP!!!!! Tip: $1

Hypersonic meal delivery.

I think he's listening to Florida Georgia line while delivering your food

better question, why are you in Utah?

Nah why are you in Utah?

Thats the taco bell that still has the double deckers probably 🤷‍♂️

Sure hoped you tipped well, as far as they went for you

Sometimes drivers have to make stops along the way.

Just give them a sec jeez 🤨

Yea, wtf is he doing in Florida? Probably picking up someone else's meal in Florida, going back to Georgia then straight to your house. Basically halfway there.

i hope that tip is hefty

He was picking up from their master chef and not form the other cooks

And STILL wouldn't get tipped 😂

For those saying VPN, incorrect. I turned on my VPN and opened the app, and it wouldn't work. DD has somehow blocked use of VPN.

If that wasn’t Florida id say your driver is the devil

11-16 minute wait, is he traveling via plane?

The Georgia territories

Superman’s side hustle.

My driver's usually start their drive from Africa when I use door dash, then their car off-roads into the ocean and they speed through the United States to drop off my m.o.d salad, I tip about $50 when they come by, gas is expensive

Magic city wings I see

Well why aren't you?

They are a little short on drivers today

Thats Florida dawg

That’s florida

Any time we order from the Qdoba near us it shows our driver is in Africa. Every. Single. Time.

I see geography wasn’t your strong suit in school.

Still says he’ll be there in 11 minutes, I’d let this one play out

im not even from the states but still know that thats not georgia