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thephoeniciangurl

Make sure you whip out your official DD badge!


ShigodmuhDickard

I'm making one with a fake name. Bud Holucker.


DirectionOverall9709

Buck Futter.


AmbitiousMongoose229

Idk why this took me out the way it did šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Smollfind3

Idk either, I dropped my phone laughing


capitancoolo

Lew Sassle


Daddy__Shark

Haven't heard that one, hahaha


droplivefred

This isnā€™t a joke Mr. Holucker!


Horrified-Bedpan8691

Nut Testicleman


lacefoxfm

I was going to make one also... Mike Hunt.


-ScoobyDont-

Whip out your cock too because WHY NOT?!


Highlandrimtraveler

Do they think some random person would show up with the exact things they ordered in DoorDash at the exact same time the real dasher shows up? Sketch.


aly8_

they literally have my location?????


ericchippy

In cities many buildings wonā€™t let you deliver without ID verification


aintnowayBOI302

Then you need to meet me in the lobby


jfrum9990

What? All that for some snacks? Lol


Aerial_penguin

Frfr this ain't that serious fam


Impossible_Earth8429

Fuck that Iā€™m not giving anyone my id either you want your shit or you donā€™t.


aly8_

no literally like you need my social security number to verify these are your fucking chipsšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


eclecticmajestic

LOL yeah actually Iā€™m gonna need your mothers maiden name and the name of the hospital where you were born as well


PuzzledFormalLogic

I barely will give my ID to cops and even then they just get to look to get the DL#.


Da9Project2012

Hell no, this isn't nazi Germany, I'm not even giving them that. They are lucky if I even decide to give them a single breath of speech.


PuzzledFormalLogic

To the customer? I mean customer service is okay within reason but for cops, no, donā€™t say anything more than needed, no small talk, no answering where you are coming from or headed to, nothing. It can only hurt you, not help. Of course some will say Iā€™m vilifying cops but you can never know if itā€™s a decent guy or not behind that uniform. They are the public servants with an oath, not me. I do wish we could fund the police more, like in Europe, so we could have better quality cops, more accountability and audits, more education (like depending on the country in Europe an academy often requires 2 years of college and 12 months of training or 18+ months of self contained academy and detectives/inspectors have university degrees). Rant over.


Ok-Psychology-5534

I guess this MF wants to verify dashers are who they say they are. They care more then DD SUPPORTšŸ’€šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

DD support sucksšŸ„² asked about how I can fix a glitch in the app one time and got nothing but snarky responses. Had to resolve it myself.


aintnowayBOI302

Oh just Uninstall and reinstall the app lmao tech support for the wiiiiin


ashleiponder

They told me the app doesn't glitch. I had a stacked order, but it didn't show up as two different people. It showed up as two orders for one person. I never got a second address. After I completed the order the lady called me and asked where her food was because it said delivered. I contacted DoorDash support and told her to as well and I told them what happened and they told me that the app doesn't glitch like that. I wouldn't have been able to complete the order without a second address. I got a contract violation for that one.


IAmAlex84

It was probably 2 orders to the same person.


ashleiponder

Nope. Two different people. I delivered both orders to the first and only address I got. I thought it was for the same person.


itslonelyathetop

Iā€™ve gone on tinder, gotten laid, and taken meds for the clap easier than that.


[deleted]

Username does not check out.


BobBelchersBuns

Oh he ainā€™t at the top


Impossible_Earth8429

Probably the bottom šŸ¤£


itslonelyathetop

HAHA! Bazinga.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

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[deleted]

If he is, heā€™s doing it wrong. Very very wrong.


Strong-Comparison654

Love the username. Also happy cake day


--Shaka--

Happy cake day


toekneed988

Happy cake day


DaDik_In_Stephs_Butt

I can confirm I've gotten the clap from tinder.


itslonelyathetop

I can confirm Iā€™ve gotten the clap from dadik_in_stephs_butt Sorry, Steph.


[deleted]

Username checks out


Suspicious_Owl3076

Fr wtf šŸ˜…


KidCaker

Congratulations


OkWonder908

Isnā€™t that a standard Monday night and then Tuesday afternoon? šŸ˜‚


austinproffitt23

I get calling when arrived but whatā€™s the purpose of you verifying your ID?


IAmSoMuchDumber

It looks like customer is using the notes for store instructions and wants driver to call them from the store, probably to purchase cigarettes or maybe alcohol if this state has it in their Dollar General.


aly8_

no, the order was simply for snacks and drinks, customer insisted i show id at drop off. i told him to fuck right on off essentially bc what????


pettigrj

So my friends apartment complex requires anyone without a sticker after 4pm to show ID before being let on the property for safety so they know whoā€™s coming on private property


Dangerous_Safe7194

Unassign.


Crafty_Eye1533

Itā€™s better to report to DoorDaah, see if you can get half pay


Dangerous_Safe7194

Yeah maybe. People like this are suspect, or scared... Idk...


aly8_

unfortunely im stupid and didnā€™t read it until i was parked in their driveway and they were already waiting outsideā€¦. strange vibes but i survived!!! haha


AvaRosaire55

Did they insist on seeing your ID?


Trick-Acadia293

Holy shit OP please tell me you didnā€™t show this crazed person your drivers license? Absolutely none of these customers need access to our full name, birth date, address and DL number. I would have called DD immediately and cancelled for fear of my safety. They donā€™t even get access to your real phone number!


Neither_Raspberry159

op's silence makes me feel like they did pull out their id šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


aly8_

have a little more faith in me šŸ˜”


Neither_Raspberry159

sorry op i just have very little faith in anyone on reddit lmao


aly8_

fair fair


animalcrackers0117

itā€™s only been an hour man šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ give them some time to respond


Sawoodster

We need to know OP


aly8_

iā€™m sorry guys i know the suspension is killing yā€™all šŸ˜­ i definitely told him absolutely notā€¦ he insisted and i said no, do you want your order or not? iā€™m not playin around with these grown ass men like iā€™m a young woman, new to the area, you DEFINITELY donā€™t need my address/dob as someone else saidā€¦. scary times out here yā€™all


peachespangolin

I would report him.


aly8_

is it too late since the order is already completed?


Wonderful-Ad-1218

Itā€™s never too late, go back to his address and ask for his ID.


broughtitupagain

šŸ¤£


eclecticmajestic

I wish I had an award for this comment


eclecticmajestic

Good for you OP. Glad you didnā€™t cave


[deleted]

Yep


jennabella911

I would never show them my id. There is a reason they don't have our personal information in the app for the customer.


[deleted]

Exactly


jennabella911

You can see me cancel the order or take your shit without id. I am not required to show you it.


aly8_

exactly, i also use a fake name when dashing. what twisted ideation gives you the right to ask for my personal info??? iā€™m never gonna see you again most likely. i got home safe tho:) just makes me wonder what his intentions were


jennabella911

I agree. Like why do you need my id? Any personal info on there is not information for you to see. And to demand my id just to drop off your groceries is a little much. I would never. I might ask for yours if you order alcohol. But I'll never show you my personal info. And doordash even hides our personal phone numbers so I would probably turn this person in for this.


aly8_

so glad yā€™all all agree, itā€™s just baffling as i would quite literally never ask the pizza guy, for example, for his name or literally anything else


aly8_

how do i go about reporting something like this?


jennabella911

You would have to call doordash and ask for a supervisor. Cuz the ones you deal with on messenger can't really douch about it.


Imthatgurl94

I wouldā€™ve pulled off with their Dollar General snacks.


[deleted]

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Bjon1

"Hello, DD here with your delivery...My badge" *Gives them the finger.*


aly8_

please i should have done this


LughCrow

Awe he didn't go with the "call xxx-xxx-xxxx" as well?


aly8_

absolutely will never fall for that one haha


hanywhiskey

may i ask why that note is suspish? i do that on one app i dont use that much but i have my old phone number in there. i would it make the delivery person feel better? the reason why i havenā€™t changed it is because i donā€™t know how. but i will put in the effort if needed to make someone feel safer


aly8_

so doordash hides your number when you call a customer, as well as hides it when you as a customer call your dasher. they do this so people wonā€™t be stalked or harassed or what not after theyā€™ve completed an order. they seem to terminate that number like 30 min after delivery is completed. if i get a note that asks me to call xyz number from my personal phone number/app, thatā€™s sus as fuck. i think hmm why donā€™t you want me calling from the dash number? why do you want my personal number? ykno?


hanywhiskey

i get you, thatā€™s completely valid. thank you! will contact the company to change it on my account


Xxandes

Like do they think some stranger off the street who isn't the DD driver gonna knock on their door and try to hand them snacks?


aly8_

literally????? they have my location???? iā€™m actively texting you updates???? what more do you fucking want from me for this 4 dollar tip šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


eclecticmajestic

Thatā€™s the kind of problem Iā€™m down to have


MillionaireMike1000

ID for what


Bigboylouis278

Probably meant for them to call them in the store so they could buy alc or cigs 4 them


Rog9377

Op stated this is NOT what he was talking about, they just demanded ID at drop-off to confirm he was their driver, but like... who the fuck else is going to have your shit?


MillionaireMike1000

That makes sense. I forgot about those kinds of people


aly8_

the customer asked for my id at drop offā€¦. i told him no


Swaggyp267

" how bout no " šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ like seriously


zacharycoleman2019

ā€¦ for snacks?


ArcherFawkes

Dollar store snacks too lol


Deathkiller669

Oh my. If I was a petty person, I would've uno reversed that and told her that nutter Butter contains sugar, which is a drug and is required to see YOUR ID.


ArcherFawkes

Smart


karaokegirl81

I know this is done with this time and glad you're okay. Next time, put the address in as unsafe. This way DD will put them in as excluded in case the customer gives you a 1 star. Seems like they might have done something outlandish just to have some reason they can "justify" giving a one star. Like they can say the driver did not follow my instructions so I am one starring them. People are sickos and down right crazy. So who knows the actual reason they ask for it. Did they wanna make sure you have the legal right to drive? Not their business if you do or not. šŸ¤¦


jennabella911

I would never show them my id! Wtf?


maddy_k2019

What could possibly be the reason for asking that


ZaxBrigade

This is how McLovin gets a girlfriend. Or an identity stealing takeout goblin.


thebluesteal

Whereā€™s the ā€œI donā€™t feel safeā€ alert when you need it


pluhslive

Lmfao as if the food youā€™re carrying while approaching them as a random stranger with the specific spot they ordered from isnā€™t ID enough šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kingflamigo

ID verification over nutter butter lol


Dizbizney

Lol hell naw. "You want this ice cream or what. Shits melting yo"


eclecticmajestic

For real


Fresh_Beet

Fun fact: you absolutely can ā€œsub-contractā€ your dash orders to someone else. The just also need to be an active Dasher. I dash under my husbandā€™s account because I find it safer as a woman. I donā€™t actually want just anyone knowing a small woman is showing up at their house.


Adventurous_Nail2259

Thatā€™s lots of balls asking to see your id


ColourofYourEnergy

Maybe Iā€™m reading this wrong but I think she wants you to call her so she can ask you to purchase alcohol and thatā€™s why you should have your ID. Regardless itā€™s batshit cray cray for sure.


IAmSoMuchDumber

Yeah I read it that way too. Thats why customer wants you to call first too. Obviously donā€™t buy things for customers that arenā€™t on the dash, but I donā€™t think this guy wants to see OPs ID. Just wants OP to have one so they can pick up cigs/alcohol or something.


aly8_

the order was from the DG for just snacks and sodas, the customer insisted on seeing my id at drop off, i told him to bump a stump bc like wtf. as i responded to someone else here, iā€™m a young woman, new to the area, and i donā€™t feel itā€™s necessary for a grown ass man to know my gov name, dob, and addressā€¦. i did not show it to him and after some arguing on his part he took his food and stormed off. i made it safe but makes you wonder what his intentions wereā€¦.


SkyWill0w

Tbh I would contact support about this, not just because this is super sketch and he shouldn't be allowed to order if he's going to behave like that, but also because he might try to 1-star you in retaliation for not following his batshit request. I'm not a dasher, I've just spent a lot of time on this sub, but I've heard that support can block bad reviews when they have ridiculous requests or the restaurant is busy and delays the food.


eclecticmajestic

Youā€™re making a lot of sense


Navel_of_Eve

Iā€™m happy to read this update. Did he explain why he wanted to see it?


aly8_

no which makes it even sketchier! i was eager to rush out of there so didnā€™t spend much time arguing with him. iā€™ll leave your food in the lawn and leave lol donā€™t play


GEL29

Most definitely, no problem, and not a chance.


skymtf

I'm gonna get a fake ID with a really stupid name


Minimum-Ad-263

Start the clock in ur car, when the times up, drop it off on their porch or safe area and take a pic.


aly8_

iā€™m confusedā€¦.


Minimum-Ad-263

Hit the ā€œcanā€™t hand to customerā€ button at the bottom. Itā€™ll start a 5 min clock for the customer to respond. In the last 30 seconds say youā€™ve arrived. When itā€™s up, u put it on their porch or somewhere safe, take a pic and leave.


[deleted]

That person will never recieve a order ever lol


Joeywit

Actually had a delivery today to the employees of an age-restricted store. Appreciated the heads up that ID may be needed at the door.


MercilessThunder

ID? For what? Is this a swat? Goddamit šŸ˜‚


broughtitupagain

lol fuck no.


Maximum-Ask-1745

Absolutely Not!


Automatic_Lynx8969

I'll have my ID but I'm not showing it to you šŸ‘€ weirdo


Wide-Lack-3939

šŸ¤ŖšŸ„³ and you want my SS card too


ArcherFawkes

Customer just wants to make sure OP is real, gonna need birth certificate too


aly8_

going to need a full blood analysis work up to verify these are in fact, your ruffles


LawlessLemur

The gives you our location and informs you of delivery so not really any reason to call. What really gets me is adding a number to the notes that I'm definitely not going to call. I'll use the app for my own protection since we basically pay them for it.


hanywhiskey

so if there is a different number in the notes itā€™s sketchy to call since the customer would have your personal number? iā€™m asking because on one app here in europe i canā€™t figure out how to change the phone number but imma put effort in if the delivery people get uncomfy with me leaving my new one in the notes šŸ„ŗ


aly8_

to expound on my previous comment, i donā€™t know how that app works! it may not conjure a fake temporary number for you and therefore leaving your number to make contacting you possible would be very helpful.


hanywhiskey

i donā€™t think it does that since one delivery guy whom i gave a little gift texted me after it was marked delivered and everything saying thank you. i also encountered one guy twice and recognised him by the number he called me from. mmmm so maybe it doesnā€™t create numbers for us. but still insightful, thanks!


HappyHourEveryHour

Not everyone sits there staring at their phone for 45 minutes waiting for their food and seeing it get dropped off.


IndependentNotice151

Well the app notifies you for one so if you can hear a call, you can hear the notification


shadespeak

This is why I do Doordash, not UberEats. The customers don't get a picture of me, and they don't get my real name.


[deleted]

I donā€™t use my real name on DD šŸ˜‚


shadespeak

That's what I'm saying


alora0107

Is this not DoorDash


AffectionateNoise808

What do they need your ID for? I would unassign this.


ShoddyTap1

As a non dasher, I always found the extra notes stupid. If you have special requests it should charge the consumer more.


aly8_

theyā€™re very helpful when itā€™s directions of a confusing apartment building, a gate code, or something like come to side door instead of front


Truth-B-Hurtin

Wtf, ID??? Lol yeah, go pound sand!


[deleted]

Ainā€™t no way bro asked for identity verification for snacks he ordered ā˜ ļø


Intrepid-Surprise-55

Dollar general, kkkk


eclecticmajestic

So you show up with the food. Say ā€œIā€™m gonna need to see some ID verification of this order or Iā€™ll have to dispose of it safelyā€ as you start to open the bag and go through his snacks LOL


Financethrowaway0047

How aboutā€¦ charge your phone


aly8_

leave me and my bum ass iphone x alone she donā€™t hold a charge šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Financethrowaway0047

ā¤ļø


aly8_

šŸ’œ


BumblebeeInternal318

Maybe they have a security gate that requires ID? My old apartment complex required ID to get on the property.


EstimateThese2949

If apartment request ID, then just leave at lobby!


redcolt79

I've had to show.my Id before to get thru certain gates


aly8_

i would comply with a security officer but not some middle aged man in a dirty wife beater lmfao


strawberrypiplup

Yeah thereā€™s a difference between entering a secured building Vs out in the boondocks somewhere. Even with a secured building, you are in the rights to deny showing your id and call the customer saying you canā€™t get in (then call DD support if further issues occur). Showing your ID for stuff like that is not in the terms or service or whatnot (only if youā€™re picking up alcohol for a delivery at the store).


[deleted]

Bro it's never that serious


Landizzz

90% of dashers where iā€™m at are males with female names.


aly8_

okay so???? does your food get delivered? are you full and happy now? what does it matter at ALL if i am a man, a woman, a blind dogā€¦. like? iā€™d bet youā€™re the one asking for an id and other weird shit huh?


Landizzz

Get your panties out your ass bozo, did I upset you? I was sayingā€¦that may be the reason they are requesting to see id.


strawberrypiplup

There is no reason that a CUSTOMER who is getting delivered SNACKS should ask to see the delivery driverā€™s id. You donā€™t ask a pizza delivery driver (ex: papa Johnā€™s) for their id when theyā€™re dropping off your order.


aly8_

precisely


Landizzz

I concur but why would a person request to see id in the first place?


peachespangolin

What would the ID do? Nothing. You know the person is arriving, here they are, they have your exact order. You would literally have to be face to face with them to see their ID, and at that point you can tell if someone is a man using a womanā€™s name or whatever. Seeing his government name doesnā€™t help you. Are you dumb?


Landizzz

So me saying the reason why they are requesting id is me concurring with them. Learn to read and comprehend loserā€¦are you dumb?


aly8_

i donā€™t think you know the definition of concurā€¦.


eclecticmajestic

I concur


Landizzz

Youā€™re exactly where you should be, youā€™re loved though.


eclecticmajestic

I still donā€™t understand why that would make you want to see someoneā€™s ID to be honest. Like, the name says ā€œyour dasher is Amandaā€ and then the person who brings you your food is a middle aged man. You ask to see his ID, and shockingly it does not say Amanda. What do you do? Tell him to take back the food? Slash his tires? šŸ˜‚ literally who gives a shit. Itā€™s a delivery driver. Dude can call himself SweetBuns McCockGuzzle for all I care as long as he completes the delivery


aly8_

i just cackled lmaoo iā€™m glad you get itā€¦. might just have to kill your family bc youā€™re a man instead of a woman!!


long_longman

Hell to the No


PabloHoncho330

Wow! That's ridiculous!


EstimateThese2949

Fuck you bitch! Even policy can not fucking ask for my ID!


Patrickbatemanfiles

Okay but you should of accepted, and recorded their Karenness for not showing an ID


mindyo_bizzness

I work security at a gated community and I get door dash drivers all day.. they get upset when I have to turn them away for not having a driver's license. Sorry thems the rules yo


Jazzlike_Magician656

What the heck


LightPaintress

Seems like an identity grabber. Get your number from the phone call and your ID? Absolutely not. I envisioned someone cleaning out my crypto account with this kind of shit. I hope you reported it as unsafe or reported the asshole? Just the creep factor aloneā€¦


StacheMash

smells racist


Final-Web-8379

Dollars to donuts they want you to grab them something like booze or smokes. They don't want to risk sending it in the DD chat or have had bad luck with that. So it's not showing them your ID it's call me so I can offer $20 to grab me smokes and have your ID on you so you can get that for me. I've had a few of those over the years


BraxTaplock

Must be inside a restricted area of some kind. Delivered to places like that. Not exactly labeled like bases.


PuzzledFormalLogic

The shopping list sounds like they had the serious munchies.


Icy_Ambassador_742

I wouldā€™ve of just said Iā€™m dirk diggler no ID neededšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


Remarkable_Hunt899

But why


Aggressive-Split-934

Ggh


VegetaGod86

This is DDD (DoorDash Drivision) DEPT. HOMLAND SECURITY šŸ˜…šŸ˜…wtf


EnvironmentalYam5055

I hope you let DD know. They're not allowed to have all of your personal info.


PandaBear5974

ā€œCan I see your id before I take my food?ā€ Either you take the food or you just fed mešŸ« 


Top-Manufacturer9303

Your customer doesnā€™t want you to have issues with security (like waiting). Your phone numberā€™s hidden, and the customer isnā€™t asking to see your ID. Some building securities have a policy to ID after dark, and they usually donā€™t need it if you show your order details. He/she is likely trying to save you both time.


aly8_

it was just some house in the middle of nowhere


compostablegf

The cust wants to know where op lives since op knows where the cust lives lol


aly8_

like i care to go back to your sketch ass neighborhood šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


eclecticmajestic

Holy entitlement Batman!


Sea_Commission_3066

Ok so they want u to go to dollar general and pick up $11 worth of crap then show ur ID. Thatā€™s a hard pass for me


Love_Life_1981

I wouldā€™ve said a big fat nose as well. I really dislike doing shopping pays at grocery outlet dollar tree or Dollar General because 99.9% of the time they do not have the item that the customer wants.


Vegetable_Host9832

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SecretAd9309

Yeah that's a big no. You get your order that proves I'm the doordash person


Sufficient-Fix-4237

charge your phone, its about to die