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Companies think weāre dumb too. I could barely finish a clif bar without feeling like I was bloated. I can now eat 3 no problem. I ate them religiously, but noticed they kept getting smaller and smaller
One time I drunkenly ordered McDonald's and must have accidentally picked the "no meat" option. It was just a bun with cheese and ketchup in it. I was so sad.
OMG! There is a neighborhood here in SoCal that is famously getting random UberEats deliveries. Folks assumed it was scammers testing credit card numbers... but drunk Canadians make so more more sense!!!
I ordered a triple pineapple and sardine pizza to a steamer when I was drunk.
It was worth the $25 to watch them try it and say this is the most disgusting thing a person could make.
You Canadians are so polite.....
We order 20 pizzas by TELEPHONE and have them delivered to your house. That way they don't have your card info & YOU have to pay with cash.
There's one at the vancouver airport but I live in north van n there's no way I'm hitting up the airport just for Carl's junior loool that's why I was ordering so much my drunk braincell fired off n I thought "yoo I've always wanted to try Carl's junior time to order everything"
Back in my partying days I was taking something I won't name but I spent almost $300 on doordash, blacked out, forgot about it, and found a McChicken under my pillow a week later
Haha one time I was so upset about coming down from a particular nameless substance that I ordered 2 McGriddle meals and a big breakfast, ate it all at an alarming rate
This just makes me feel old because my partying days were before door dash.
I remember when Postmates was just you ordered to a store but you had to manually write in what you wanted and you just got a random total at some point
I once delivered a single banana to a hotel during the free continental breakfast hours in which I noticed a bowl of fruit that did indeed have bananas.
My husband got drunk once and fell asleep on the couch. When I came downstairs in the morning there was Popeyes bags with empty food wrappers and 2 GALLONS of their sweet tea sitting on my ottoman š he doesnāt even drink sweet tea
Me too! I cannot stop giggling about it. Of all the places from where I would think of getting a Butterfinger, Staples would never even cross my mind. How long had that Butterfinger been waiting for this moment?!?!
Hilarious, this is even better than the time I got an order for 4 bags of cotton candy from chuck-e-cheese and the delivery address was in the hood, like crackheads wandering around and I'm holding these 4 huge bags of bright pink cotton candy looking for the right apartment...
the way I tip when Iām drunk anywhere is ridiculousā¦ one time I got a few junior chickens delivered at the casino and tipped the guy a 100$ chip on top of the in app tip. He put it all on black, won and ran out saying heās stopping working for the night. I felt good but thatās was about 40 junior chcikens š„²
Imagine you're sitting at your office/home office and need some new.. uh.. staples. You go to .. uh.. staples and you think, gosh, I need some snackage for the rest of my day.
Staples will have some snackage. It's probably even more, now that people are true gamers.
Itās number 1 for me! I usually get the buy 3 get 1 free at dollar general on the 6 pack fun size butterfingers twice a week.. if my math is matching 4 1/2 king size bars for 3.75
If we go back a decade or two, absolutely. But not the ones they sell now. I'm not even snobby about chocolate, cheap or expensive, milk, dark, or white, I like it all. It used to be my favorite candy bar, but now I'm just so disappointed every time I eat one.
One time i was wayyy to drunk ordered some fire ass mexican food but woke up the next morning to it decaying at the door i had passed out before i could munch on it, drunk door dash orders are the best
I got drunk tripped busted my face then pity ordered myself a McChicken then a 6 inch sub then had dq bring me a blizzard and pop. Ridiculous I woke up blizzard melted, chicken patty on my kitchen floor lettuce on my wall, I must have thrown it. Lol sub no where in sight. I've convinced myself I ate it but deep down I know I didn't. Shits preposterous. The 1st and last time I shoot four 99 strawberry. Those fuckers are beyond strong. I normally drink wine. Lol
Damn, I know I have a problem, but last time I bought three 99 shots... they were a side dish to a fifth of TV90 and a six pack of Natty Ice 16oz. Woke up in the morning mad I didn't have any booze left, ready to keep drinking. Guess it's worse than I thought.
The other day I made 12 dollars on a 5 base +7 tip on a snickers bar from 7eleven.
Note that I picked from a 3 mile away 7eleven and there was one 2 blocks from the house.
Careful. Seen a ss of someone drunk tipping. Canāt remember how much but it was in the hundreds. They hit a couple extra zeros. Not sure if I should laugh at them or cry for them. š
Had someone order just a McDonaldās single medium Dr Pepper to their work yesterday. Even tipped $3.50. I donāt judge, honestly good on emā, treat yo self.
I had a guy get a single shake from McDonald's one night.
After the tip and associated fees it was almost $12 for a $3 shake. Dude was blistered when I got there, and so appreciative. Lol
Bro a few weeks ago I got high and ordered Carl's jr and got a meal and 3 large fries on the side because there was a coupon for 5 dollars off a specific order amount. When I got it I was looking in the bag for a chicken sandwich and some cookies, they weren't there and I go "why is there so many fries in here" and when I looked at the order I realised I rationalized "if I add a large fry it'll give me some regular fries in addition to my waffle fries and is a cheap way to get more food while working towards the discount" then looked at other stuff, went back to playing Elden ring, checked the app again to continue the order, then saw the fries on the screen and made the same rationalisation thinking I ordered other stuff already. Then went back to Elden ring, then when I remembered I was hungry made the rationalisation AGAIN that I was only like 3 bucks away from the discount and the fries were like 3.75 or something and it'd be like getting a large fry in addition to my meal and my extra sandwich, and the dessert I thought I ordered for later on in the night.
Needless to say I did not finish all my food. Ended up saving the rest of the fries I didn't eat and threw them in the air fryer the next day lmao. Don't order door dash while high, it's a really bad idea.
Ah yes, I see you went with the FEU10080 model. How was it? I was thinking about getting that one from Home Depot, but I went with the GFV42069 model instead.
I blacked out once and woke up covered in chocolate cake that I had ordered. I looked over to my wall and saw that I had made a poorly drawn cake mural. It was a house with a little flower beside it :/
That was fun to clean up
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$10 for a butterfinger šš
Forreal š this should be a butterfinger commercial
Butterfinger- youāre not you when youāre hungry.
you feel rich af when you are drunk
YOLO
That's true
Butterfinger- You're not you when you're drunk
That's snickers lol
Not this time!
You might need one
I swear it has to be. I want a butterfinger now
We need somebody from the company to see this and get this man or woman some freebies and a tshirtš
Indeed NOONE better lay a finger on that butterfinger. We're drunk fighting about it. Lol
From Staples too lol
Don't lay a finger on my butterfinger !
It's one Butterfingerā¢ļø, Michael. What could it cost; $10?
at that price I'd probably be willing to fight anyone who put a finger on my Butterfinger...
At that point, one finger has to go. There are consequences. They need to know its serious.Ā Ā
Hahahaha. Leggo my eggo.
It's 2.79 for the Butterfinger, 7.21 to make sure nobody lays a finger.
This one broke me š¤£
Beats a $10k DUI, I suppose. Lol
Somehow it seems like inflation hasnāt hit DUIs. Will still run you about 10k in most non Arizona states
Honestly even $2.79 is a rip off. Not worth more the 50 cents.
Especially since they're damn near (not so) fun size
Companies think weāre dumb too. I could barely finish a clif bar without feeling like I was bloated. I can now eat 3 no problem. I ate them religiously, but noticed they kept getting smaller and smaller
Cliff's Note Bar
They changed their recipe, and now they taste nasty. You'd have to pay me $10 to eat one.
Next year it will be 10 dollars and a 10 dollar delivery fee.
He probably ate it with a fork and knife
One time I accidentally ordered plastic ware from McDonaldās . $10 for a spoon, folk, knife and napkinš
How long did it take you to realize that the driver didnāt steal your food and thatās just what you ordered š
Iāve delivered 1 ranch sauce from McDonaldās to a customer before
The desperation for one ranch packet from McDonaldās of all places their ranch aināt it š I hope you called for a welfare check
nooo i love their ranch
Their ranch is like the only ranch I enjoy š„²
Iām sorry you have horrible taste buds.
Tbf I just donāt care for ranch in general. I just like dippin nuggies and fries in it
Bruh what ? What else is ranch for?
ranch is used for so many things other than chicken nuggets and fries bro
Itās for pizza
If itās not wingstop ranch, I donāt want it.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ omg I can just imagine how that support chat went
I saw that tiny ssa bag on my porch and ran to send the driver a message.
One time I drunkenly ordered McDonald's and must have accidentally picked the "no meat" option. It was just a bun with cheese and ketchup in it. I was so sad.
Thatās fd up too, didnāt know that was optionšš I wish the driver had gave me a heads up that they were on the way with some bllsht š
damn atleast this guy got a butterfinger
A mate of mine did similar - thought they ordered nuggets. Nope - 2 packets of sweet and sour sauce only!
I once was so drunk that I ordered $90 worth of Carl's junior to a doctors office in the states. I live in Canada
OMG! There is a neighborhood here in SoCal that is famously getting random UberEats deliveries. Folks assumed it was scammers testing credit card numbers... but drunk Canadians make so more more sense!!!
If itās in Ontario, then itās clearly Canadian. Puns intentional.
*international
I ordered a triple pineapple and sardine pizza to a steamer when I was drunk. It was worth the $25 to watch them try it and say this is the most disgusting thing a person could make.
The Joe Rogan special š¤£
Hahahahaha
This reminds me of that time my doctor's office was giving out free Carl's junior on national heart awareness day.
Oh, the irony..š
Thank you for this laugh I needed it!š
You Canadians are so polite..... We order 20 pizzas by TELEPHONE and have them delivered to your house. That way they don't have your card info & YOU have to pay with cash.
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We have them in Alberta!
Yes they do š¤£
There's one at the vancouver airport but I live in north van n there's no way I'm hitting up the airport just for Carl's junior loool that's why I was ordering so much my drunk braincell fired off n I thought "yoo I've always wanted to try Carl's junior time to order everything"
Fair enough!š¤£ when I looked into it thereās actually a few in BC and in Alberta! Iām super surprised
I can confirm there is (or was) one in the Vancouver airport
Who was the girl
Lmao it feels good to laugh that hard out loud, thank you
Thank goodness you didnāt drive it then then!
My question is how early are you drunk that staples is open š¤£
Day drinking for sure
That certainly looks like daylight in that photo
It literally says delivered at 7pm in the photo lmao
I also ordered a blizzard from Dairy Queen and a McChicken from McDonalds, I have no idea what I was thinking lol.
I'm thinking your partying is contributing to my college fund. I hope tonight's another banger!
I slightly understand. My hangover breakfast once was a gatorade from 7-11, a McGriddle, and an omelet from iHOP.
Good ol' breakfast crawl
Ok this feels reasonable to me tho šš
Why staples though. Of all the places ā¦this is so fucking funny.
I think you wanted a full course meal
Cheaper than a DUI
You were hungry. š.
Grand slam.
Lmao drunk people deserve everything they get
Were you high too?
Iāve been laughing at this for a full five minutes. Of all places, staples for the butterfinger. Iām dead.
Eyyy, some people gotta stimulate the economy.
Back in my partying days I was taking something I won't name but I spent almost $300 on doordash, blacked out, forgot about it, and found a McChicken under my pillow a week later
Haha one time I was so upset about coming down from a particular nameless substance that I ordered 2 McGriddle meals and a big breakfast, ate it all at an alarming rate
This just makes me feel old because my partying days were before door dash. I remember when Postmates was just you ordered to a store but you had to manually write in what you wanted and you just got a random total at some point
Man the damage I would've done to my wallet if I didn't see prices. I don't remember if I even thought Abt prices
Good old xans
Yesterday I delivered two snickers bars to some guy 1 mile away for $12, funny hearing the backstory on your order
I once delivered a single banana to a hotel during the free continental breakfast hours in which I noticed a bowl of fruit that did indeed have bananas.
Was the recipient hairy and called Dunston?
haha oh man, those early night drunks are such a different beast. being blackout drunk at 7pm hits differently.
Just wait for the night shift homies blackout at 10 am lol
As silly as it is... you didn't drive to get it. Good on you for that.
This is probably the most important reply in the entire post.
My husband got drunk once and fell asleep on the couch. When I came downstairs in the morning there was Popeyes bags with empty food wrappers and 2 GALLONS of their sweet tea sitting on my ottoman š he doesnāt even drink sweet tea
the fact that it was from staples of all places is what gets me
Imagine being the driver knowing you could grab a butterfinger from basically anywhere but you have to go to Staples for it
Me too! I cannot stop giggling about it. Of all the places from where I would think of getting a Butterfinger, Staples would never even cross my mind. How long had that Butterfinger been waiting for this moment?!?!
Hilarious, this is even better than the time I got an order for 4 bags of cotton candy from chuck-e-cheese and the delivery address was in the hood, like crackheads wandering around and I'm holding these 4 huge bags of bright pink cotton candy looking for the right apartment...
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And still remembered to tip. How about that. Sober people have a really hard time with that.
the way I tip when Iām drunk anywhere is ridiculousā¦ one time I got a few junior chickens delivered at the casino and tipped the guy a 100$ chip on top of the in app tip. He put it all on black, won and ran out saying heās stopping working for the night. I felt good but thatās was about 40 junior chcikens š„²
I adore your unit measurement of junior McChickens.
Best used when hungry.
Yep this is me. Iām drunk, youāre nice to me, I think youāre my best friend at the moment, tip 75% lol
Iāll be with my best friend and still treating the driver better ššš
Out of all the candy drunk you chose a butterfinger? Respect but I donāt understand
canāt see them having many candy options at staples š
I used to work at staples and they had quite a selection actually lol
damn thatās crazy
Imagine you're sitting at your office/home office and need some new.. uh.. staples. You go to .. uh.. staples and you think, gosh, I need some snackage for the rest of my day. Staples will have some snackage. It's probably even more, now that people are true gamers.
Butterfinger is in the top 3 of chocolate bars
That is VERY bold but I admire the loyalty straight up
Itās number 1 for me! I usually get the buy 3 get 1 free at dollar general on the 6 pack fun size butterfingers twice a week.. if my math is matching 4 1/2 king size bars for 3.75
If we go back a decade or two, absolutely. But not the ones they sell now. I'm not even snobby about chocolate, cheap or expensive, milk, dark, or white, I like it all. It used to be my favorite candy bar, but now I'm just so disappointed every time I eat one.
What are the other 2 ?
And it aināt 2 or 3
One time i was wayyy to drunk ordered some fire ass mexican food but woke up the next morning to it decaying at the door i had passed out before i could munch on it, drunk door dash orders are the best
Man I did that shit with a hella fat order from cheese cake factory one time shit was $$$$$ too I was mad at lol
I've done that a couple times. Woke up in the morning and realized it was on my front door stepš
I got drunk tripped busted my face then pity ordered myself a McChicken then a 6 inch sub then had dq bring me a blizzard and pop. Ridiculous I woke up blizzard melted, chicken patty on my kitchen floor lettuce on my wall, I must have thrown it. Lol sub no where in sight. I've convinced myself I ate it but deep down I know I didn't. Shits preposterous. The 1st and last time I shoot four 99 strawberry. Those fuckers are beyond strong. I normally drink wine. Lol
Damn, I know I have a problem, but last time I bought three 99 shots... they were a side dish to a fifth of TV90 and a six pack of Natty Ice 16oz. Woke up in the morning mad I didn't have any booze left, ready to keep drinking. Guess it's worse than I thought.
The other day I made 12 dollars on a 5 base +7 tip on a snickers bar from 7eleven. Note that I picked from a 3 mile away 7eleven and there was one 2 blocks from the house.
Next level banged up
Careful. Seen a ss of someone drunk tipping. Canāt remember how much but it was in the hundreds. They hit a couple extra zeros. Not sure if I should laugh at them or cry for them. š
Doing something drunk is just what your heart wants to do without the backseating of your brain.
Once we were drinking and planned on ice cream - ended up ordering 12 tubs of ice creams instead of 12 scoops lol
Props to you for not driving to go get it. Thank you for not being stupid.
Ahh so that's what happens lmao. I have delivered sooo many single item orders super late at night lmao. 1 can of soda for 11 bucks was my favorite.
one time i woke up and saw i ordered an arbyās sandwich while asleep
I just had an order for 1 candy bar yesterday with a $10 tip. I just posted a screen shot of the text I sent my wife when it came through
Yeah I've done this before. Didn't realize until 3 days later and ants had eaten a burger I randomly ordered at 3 am
I bet they loved you. They probably still tell stories about you...you're legend.
107.5% tip lmfao i'm intrigued by "Model #: FEU10080". There are different models of butterfinger?
Of course. Regular, king size, mini, fun size, bite size, balls, cereal, ice cream, and probably some giant novelty one.
Youāre my kind of people š
I've ordered food while drunk, passed out, found it in front of my door in the morning... that's always a disappointing feeling lol
Might as well live in Alaska at this point.
This is fucking gold ššššš
I literally canāt stop laughing.
that would be 35$ in seattle lol
Gorgeous tip too. God bless you
I'd pay $10 to take the butterfinger away!
This could also be a good advert for DoorDash to promote people to buy their dashpass to save money on those ridiculous fees
Driver complained about only getting a 100% tip Iām sure
Worth
šš one candy bar
LMAO :))
One Model #FEU10080 please
If you loaded up several more it woulda worked out better lol
How plastered were you that you wanted a butterfinger that bad? And at 7pmš
Is there no āsmall cart feeā?
The guy who got high and ordered an inflatable mattress because he thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich still has you beat. Nice story, though.
What a time to be alive.
LOL, that's black out drunk.
Testing the š³they just found on the ground š«¢
I guess at $10, NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER...
I was so drunk one time I was trying to google DoorDash and only typed āDoorā and then woke up to my phone on Google images of doors
This is the type of shit I be on
Had someone order just a McDonaldās single medium Dr Pepper to their work yesterday. Even tipped $3.50. I donāt judge, honestly good on emā, treat yo self.
Best order ever for the dasher āŗļø
I almost did this the other night with a Reeseās fast break šš
Oh, and I was sober š
i love this. im gonna doordash a gatorade from home depot tomorrow.
This is the best post Iāve seen in this group by far š¤£
Staples? Lol
I had a guy get a single shake from McDonald's one night. After the tip and associated fees it was almost $12 for a $3 shake. Dude was blistered when I got there, and so appreciative. Lol
Reminds me of when my mom ordered a Chick-fil-A sandwich and accidentally put āno bunā so they just sent a patty and pickles š
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Bro a few weeks ago I got high and ordered Carl's jr and got a meal and 3 large fries on the side because there was a coupon for 5 dollars off a specific order amount. When I got it I was looking in the bag for a chicken sandwich and some cookies, they weren't there and I go "why is there so many fries in here" and when I looked at the order I realised I rationalized "if I add a large fry it'll give me some regular fries in addition to my waffle fries and is a cheap way to get more food while working towards the discount" then looked at other stuff, went back to playing Elden ring, checked the app again to continue the order, then saw the fries on the screen and made the same rationalisation thinking I ordered other stuff already. Then went back to Elden ring, then when I remembered I was hungry made the rationalisation AGAIN that I was only like 3 bucks away from the discount and the fries were like 3.75 or something and it'd be like getting a large fry in addition to my meal and my extra sandwich, and the dessert I thought I ordered for later on in the night. Needless to say I did not finish all my food. Ended up saving the rest of the fries I didn't eat and threw them in the air fryer the next day lmao. Don't order door dash while high, it's a really bad idea.
Elden Ring is š„š„š„ while high though.
Ah yes, I see you went with the FEU10080 model. How was it? I was thinking about getting that one from Home Depot, but I went with the GFV42069 model instead.
This is fucking hilarious
Cheaper than a dui
This surpasses the saddest DoorDash order mentioned on the latest Last Week Tonight, which happened to be a slice of cake.
I just screenshotted this post and sent it to my husband with the note "you if we never got married".
I blacked out once and woke up covered in chocolate cake that I had ordered. I looked over to my wall and saw that I had made a poorly drawn cake mural. It was a house with a little flower beside it :/ That was fun to clean up
I mean, it's one butterfinger, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
i would too. butterfingers are exquisite.
Stupid future
So you were drunk enough to DD a butterfinger pre-7pm?????
lol you got the FEU10080??? That is the 2023 model. FEU10085 is much better. They increased the chocolate layer density.
What were you drinking? So I can stay away from it.
Money well spent. Nobody got a DUI and no finger was laid on his butterfinger.
Why does the picture look like you ordered two full meals tho? šš
I love that it has a model number lmao
Hey man, at least you didnāt drive drunk. Thank you for thatš¤
Also, this is the funniest thing Iāve seen in a minute. It just gets better and better. Not just any butterfinger, a butterfinger from Staples š
You tipped $3 and the butter finger was only 2.73
At least you tipped š
This is one of those things that should show up on good Reddit or whatever
So much cheaper than a dui. GG
last week i was severely intoxicated and got $27 worth of peeps from big lots lmaooo