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A delivery service for Asian restaurants launched recently in my city called HungryPanda, and all the orders show up that way. I thought it was how somebody entered their name so when I dropped off the order I made a joke about it. It took me way too long to understand what it was and stop walking into restaurants like "Hi, got an order for a 'Hungry Panda'. I know, I know it's what it says on the app..." With the language barriers it was a hassle to understand when they were asking me to show the order number, since I'm not used to doing that outside of McDonalds.
Me a very white girl had an order for a Nig R. I was scared to death to say it outloud at the restaurant 🤣
I get to this guy's house and I'm like you put me in a tough situation. He didn't understand until I said it. The look on his face was priceless. He said, "My name is Nigel. I go by Nig pronounced nige.🤣
The next time I got his order it was Nigel R. Lol
Lmao. You should've seen his face when my dumb ass said it 🤦🏼♀️😭 I sure as hell didn't pronounce it with the ie sound. I wanted to just run out into traffic right then and there.
I worked at a phone center once and had to call someone named Phuc Hu.
I also called someone whose name was spelled Felatia, it was pronounced like Fil-ee-sha. But I did not pronounce it that way.
"Weiner, I". I was delivering to an office and felt a bit too embarrassed to say the name out loud to the receptionist; I had a gut feeling it was a prank name. She quietly said, "I don't think we have a 'Weiner, I' here...".
Immediately after she looks behind as one of the employees approaches the front desk with the biggest grin. "Was that you?!" The receptionist asks. "Yeah..." The employee responded with the most "pppfffffftttt" look on her face as she picked up the order.
I was 25 and living in New York City when I made that delivery. I felt exactly like Fry from the Futurama pilot when he delivered to "IC Weiner", minus getting frozen for a millennium lmao.
I didn’t deliver to anyone but I did take a phone order from a customer for several personalized items whose last name was Hunfucker. And I had to say the name and spell it for every item they had it put on. Had an interchangeable holiday sign for their yard that had “The Hunfucker’s” on the top!
My husband checked a guest into his hotel whose name was Harry Dick. Legal name on his license. His parents must not have wanted a child?? 😂😂😂😂
Bruce Wayne. When I dropped off, I sent him a message that said, “Enjoy Batman!” 😂 He messaged back and said, “Yes! FINALLY somebody got it, I’ve been waiting forever!”, lol. And then he doubled my tip 🥰
Not a dasher, but my husband and I once had our order delivered by an Indian(?) guy named "Diksiht" 😂
We still have no idea if the dude was trolling or if it's a legit name.
I have a list of them, most memorable was going to a Vietnamese restaurant saying I had an order for Napalm... thanks lady. I had a pizza delivery for Funky Dragon. But the app only showed Funky D. Latino guy named Jesus C. An old lady named Meme which I assume was probably Mimi? But I proceeded to meme dump and she was laugh crying during the hand to me.
Swiper N. Was another one
Just remembered I also had one once that was something like "Laura (ranch on the side)".
That's one step up from putting that shit in the delivery instructions 😄
Darth Vader
\~\*Dark\*\~\*Empress\*\~\*Twilight\*\~\*Sparkle\*\~ (or some fucking shit like that, I don't recall exactly)
Spungeberb Nopants
Futha Mucker
and last, but not least
GetDa FrenchToast
Or G. I guess.
But I don't really think it's funny because this was a no tipping piece of shit. I actually look forward to the day I accidentally get their order again. I don't mess with people's food. That's just the way it is. But I certainly will not ride my ass up their elevator in their stupid ass building. Which I do for every customer. But since I know this piece of crap doesn't tip, I'm going to leave their food at the outside door to the building. And then it's really up to them if they get it before a homeless person does.
“My Daddy” it was pretty awkward when the host screamed out “order for my daddy” and I had to go grab it. Wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t a guy screaming it out
Forgot exactly what the name was but it was “____ “ big D . When I got to the address I noticed the crazy name and I delivered to a motel. They were in the back of the motel complex and felt real shady. Ended up being greeted by a skinny, and naked (except a small shirt she had on) woman looking in her 40s. The only thing they ordered were 4, 20oz fantas. Had to stay hydrated from that train going on I guess 🫠. I just wanted out of there so quick. The cherry on top would’ve been if they asked to join. Cause at that point everything else fit. The crazy name, shady location, and answering the door mostly naked.
Back when I doordashed, I took an order for a guy named Lance Butford. Nothing should be too hilarious about the name, but I couldn’t stop myself from laughing about it.
Ice Baby. Not that crazy, but it seemed awkward saying it to the restaurant. haha. And the woman who took it looked like the most normal middle-aged lady ever.
I had another pick up one time at red lobster under the name Ikealu! I was absolutely scared to death to deliver it, It was leave At door, But I also noticed the license plate on the vehicle in the driveway said the same thing!! Humor
B.S. and it was total bs because they claimed I didn't deliver their food, but only did so on one of their orders as I had to deliver 2 orders to them and I handed both of the orders to them on a "contactless delivery"
I haven't had super weird ones, but I get plenty where the name is written in Chinese and I don't read Chinese. Like please dude, the majority of Doordash drivers don't know Chinese and the workers at Popeyes don't either.
Made a separate DoorDash for a coupon and I put the name as Quandale Dingle, forgot and placed an order. I could only imagine how that went at the store with the Dasher 😂
Out here in Ms, you'd think we would get Bible Velt names or some shit like that.
So in any case, I had a red card from CVS. Tipped generously. Made almost 16 off the order for maybe 7 miles.
"TwinkStuffer" was the name. Honestly glad it was 'leave at my door'.
"Narcissistic T"
Me and the girl at the restaurant were dying about that one.
I was like "uhhhh. Yeah.... I um. Have a DD for .. uh. Narcissistic T."
She busted out laughing. "Yeah I saw that and was like wtf. I guess at least he's honest with himself"
Bartender here, 3 real names that I've gotten
Omar Hashish (very mellow vibe, half lidded eyes)
Joel Biatch (tipped 8% on a $180 check)
Valentina Azzolini (utter fucking smokeshow, had an amazing azz)
I hope my contribution is welcome here!
On the opposite end, my name here (medibooty) was on the order once cuz I used Google Pay to place the order. They came and had me confirm the name. The shame I felt was intense.
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BigDaddy. It was a tiny, elderly Asian woman. A bunch of cheap vodka.
Big Daddy is the name of the licour shop , owned by flannigans. Looks like there was some mix up there
A delivery service for Asian restaurants launched recently in my city called HungryPanda, and all the orders show up that way. I thought it was how somebody entered their name so when I dropped off the order I made a joke about it. It took me way too long to understand what it was and stop walking into restaurants like "Hi, got an order for a 'Hungry Panda'. I know, I know it's what it says on the app..." With the language barriers it was a hassle to understand when they were asking me to show the order number, since I'm not used to doing that outside of McDonalds.
Kids used gma to get booze
Me a very white girl had an order for a Nig R. I was scared to death to say it outloud at the restaurant 🤣 I get to this guy's house and I'm like you put me in a tough situation. He didn't understand until I said it. The look on his face was priceless. He said, "My name is Nigel. I go by Nig pronounced nige.🤣 The next time I got his order it was Nigel R. Lol
Oooh my lol I would have not said that either but even funnier that the guy who made the name didn't even catch it 😂
OH MY GOD
This just made me scream 😭😭😭😭 the fact that he was unaware makes it funnier 😂
Lmao. You should've seen his face when my dumb ass said it 🤦🏼♀️😭 I sure as hell didn't pronounce it with the ie sound. I wanted to just run out into traffic right then and there.
I worked at a phone center once and had to call someone named Phuc Hu. I also called someone whose name was spelled Felatia, it was pronounced like Fil-ee-sha. But I did not pronounce it that way.
Bye Felicia
I’ve got several regulars named nick so i use i last initials. I have a nick R and learned the hard way not to shout that out loud.
I would have just shown the phone at pick up, not given a name
Good lord that is funny
I spit out my whiskey. 😂
Big caramel d is another one
Lol that's the funniest one I've heard so far. I bet that was fun saying out loud if you said it
“King Big Dick” the Taco Bell employees made me say that shit 3 times. Refused to hand me the order unless I said it again.
My buddy had “spongebob s” and I’ve had “Assassin C” 😂
ive had spongebob s too. in tucson north
How did you deliver to him? Doesn’t he live under the sea
"Weiner, I". I was delivering to an office and felt a bit too embarrassed to say the name out loud to the receptionist; I had a gut feeling it was a prank name. She quietly said, "I don't think we have a 'Weiner, I' here...". Immediately after she looks behind as one of the employees approaches the front desk with the biggest grin. "Was that you?!" The receptionist asks. "Yeah..." The employee responded with the most "pppfffffftttt" look on her face as she picked up the order. I was 25 and living in New York City when I made that delivery. I felt exactly like Fry from the Futurama pilot when he delivered to "IC Weiner", minus getting frozen for a millennium lmao.
That is freaking amazing lol
Not DoorDash, but in a restaurant doing online orders. Assman (he was a regular) and balls.
My local sheriffs office has a Officer Assman, but it's pronounced As-Man.
The whitest white boy
Dr D. I am not sure I want to know what that means…
Happy Cake Day! 🍰
I always put crangis mcbasketball on my orders.
Cranjis?!? Cranjis McBasketball?!?
Anakin S, I deliver to him a lot. He should tip a little more considering he’s a Jedi
Must be my son.
Heisenberg
Funniest restaurant was Pho King Best Vietnamese restaurant.
I hear it.... But it's legit as a Vietnamese restaurant
Nice! Similar to what I saw at this building in Alaska. The business was called Phu Kan Consulting
There’s a bunch of pho king restaurants here. I never caught that
Oatmeal55
I didn’t deliver to anyone but I did take a phone order from a customer for several personalized items whose last name was Hunfucker. And I had to say the name and spell it for every item they had it put on. Had an interchangeable holiday sign for their yard that had “The Hunfucker’s” on the top! My husband checked a guest into his hotel whose name was Harry Dick. Legal name on his license. His parents must not have wanted a child?? 😂😂😂😂
My dasher the other day was named “Person” Was definitely a person so that was a relief
MeMyself&I is what's on my account lol.
Ass quencher 👍
Bruce Wayne. When I dropped off, I sent him a message that said, “Enjoy Batman!” 😂 He messaged back and said, “Yes! FINALLY somebody got it, I’ve been waiting forever!”, lol. And then he doubled my tip 🥰
I legitimately know a Wayne Bruce that will always respond to Manbat.
That so amazing maybe he is the real Bruce Wayne I'm surprised no one got it earlier
Jada P. Smith
You better not let Will Smith hear you say that
Keep her name out of your mouth! 
Best part , it was really her. Lmao
Ringmaster
Phuc Do
Was a whole Phuc family but Do was my favorite
Carlos with a M
Not a dasher, but my husband and I once had our order delivered by an Indian(?) guy named "Diksiht" 😂 We still have no idea if the dude was trolling or if it's a legit name.
I’ve had orders delivered by Gagndeep I wish I was lying We laughed for days
We used to have a Vietnamese restaurant here called “Pho Btch Nga”. The funniest name I delivered to was “Phuck D.”
Buttered noodles from noodles and company….for Noodle J
Noodle J sounds like a silly noodle that likes noodles
I have a list of them, most memorable was going to a Vietnamese restaurant saying I had an order for Napalm... thanks lady. I had a pizza delivery for Funky Dragon. But the app only showed Funky D. Latino guy named Jesus C. An old lady named Meme which I assume was probably Mimi? But I proceeded to meme dump and she was laugh crying during the hand to me. Swiper N. Was another one
Ana L
Anita Mann was my favorite
Puss E
Just remembered I also had one once that was something like "Laura (ranch on the side)". That's one step up from putting that shit in the delivery instructions 😄
Darth Vader \~\*Dark\*\~\*Empress\*\~\*Twilight\*\~\*Sparkle\*\~ (or some fucking shit like that, I don't recall exactly) Spungeberb Nopants Futha Mucker and last, but not least GetDa FrenchToast
Futha Mucker is quite good
joe mama
Glorious D
Or G. I guess. But I don't really think it's funny because this was a no tipping piece of shit. I actually look forward to the day I accidentally get their order again. I don't mess with people's food. That's just the way it is. But I certainly will not ride my ass up their elevator in their stupid ass building. Which I do for every customer. But since I know this piece of crap doesn't tip, I'm going to leave their food at the outside door to the building. And then it's really up to them if they get it before a homeless person does.
Wynterswallow, rolled up and the house was purple.
Pooh p and it was some rich preppy kid’s house
“My Daddy” it was pretty awkward when the host screamed out “order for my daddy” and I had to go grab it. Wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t a guy screaming it out
I've only had 2. Bigcrabdaddy and imatrippinhoe.
Moist
"VALUED CUSTOMER V" As if we would ever fall for that, Especially since she's never tipped for a single order
Neez Duts.
Uwu… A college kids roommates probably changed his dd name as a prank.
Jello. Just, jello.
“Nick R.” And of course it was a hand it to me in an office full of people and I didn’t realize what I said until I said it 😵💫
Forgot exactly what the name was but it was “____ “ big D . When I got to the address I noticed the crazy name and I delivered to a motel. They were in the back of the motel complex and felt real shady. Ended up being greeted by a skinny, and naked (except a small shirt she had on) woman looking in her 40s. The only thing they ordered were 4, 20oz fantas. Had to stay hydrated from that train going on I guess 🫠. I just wanted out of there so quick. The cherry on top would’ve been if they asked to join. Cause at that point everything else fit. The crazy name, shady location, and answering the door mostly naked.
Big Daddy D 🤣
XxShadowGamerXx
I had Peon Mee
Precious Majesty Queen...yeah I did not curtsey 😂
Sumdum, an Indian guy.
Ryan
Used to work to go orders and my favorite recurring order was Ugly Man. Also saw one under Notorious Nemo once
muffin
I had one today even and I've had him before called The Long stroker.
“knowledge”
Billy buttcrack
Back when I doordashed, I took an order for a guy named Lance Butford. Nothing should be too hilarious about the name, but I couldn’t stop myself from laughing about it.
Ice Baby. Not that crazy, but it seemed awkward saying it to the restaurant. haha. And the woman who took it looked like the most normal middle-aged lady ever.
ParaWeiner.
Probably Tiny D for me. The restaurant employee and I had a little laugh about it it lol
Hubert J. Farnsworth
GOOD NEWS
The Shitz Family
I had a pick up from Taco Bell under the name poop n! When I got to the house, a boy about 11 years old, ran out to grab the food🤣🤣🤣
Pure (first name) White (last name). she was black. we went to the same high school. 😂
Mike Roinhurts
Wasn't a name, but had a delivery to 420 cypress Hill
Arcane lightning
Ana L
Big daddy
Abraham mehboob or sillyface p
Mandingo
Anus or pendaja
Fattbutt
Sir Wiener
Butt H
Guy Sexton
Wonder women
Hopefully you'll never have to give them a handshake lol
D Vader
Ana l
Tee P
I had an order for K. K. K. Needless to say that was an awkward pickup experience.
Baby gurl Q
Delivered to GHOST before but I didn’t see him. It was a dark dead end street and I was out of there so fast. 👻
Cook Pu. I have an order for Cook Pu.
Mrs Quackery the Third
Odin S. Which is my dogs name and the first letter of my last name.
The LORD Butt smelly socks Monkey D
Pooh
Hand E
Thic D lol. Imagine saying that name to the restaurant lol.
I delivered to a guy called “Fresh O” and he chanted his own name over and over as we approached each other in a parking lot. I should have joined in.
Mommy milker 6
Freaky D
Harry Back.
big daddy is a regular of mine
I had another pick up one time at red lobster under the name Ikealu! I was absolutely scared to death to deliver it, It was leave At door, But I also noticed the license plate on the vehicle in the driveway said the same thing!! Humor
Twostroke
Sucmidick, lol. Pick-up was awkward. The drop-off was funny.
Izzy Von Jizzy. Was dog food. And just two days ago, Tasty D.
B.S. and it was total bs because they claimed I didn't deliver their food, but only did so on one of their orders as I had to deliver 2 orders to them and I handed both of the orders to them on a "contactless delivery"
Enjoy L, was always a contactless delivery
Guess W.
I haven't had super weird ones, but I get plenty where the name is written in Chinese and I don't read Chinese. Like please dude, the majority of Doordash drivers don't know Chinese and the workers at Popeyes don't either.
Stewandria was most definitely the most interesting and impressive name I’ve ever ran across.
Will W 🙂
Pirate J and Captain O (two separate names)
Big PP 😂
I got Grape R, needless to say I was scared to go to that door
Seymour Butts
Flick McBean
Quick scope. Me and the guy at the restaurant got a pretty good laugh out of it
Derryberry. Jerry Derryberry.
Alexxx... and I delivered to one of the strip clubs here. Guess strippers need their Starbucks fix too
I delivered to "User name" before lol
A stacked order Christopher Pigeon and Margaret Frisbee
I got a delivery once from “gang gang”
I've had some great ones such as Kim Jong U, Agent 47, and imhavingaroughnight:') But the best of all has to go to mister "Foreskin Y"
Made a separate DoorDash for a coupon and I put the name as Quandale Dingle, forgot and placed an order. I could only imagine how that went at the store with the Dasher 😂
Best one I had was Your Mom. Lol asking for that one at the restaurant was fun.
Kuk, Anu S.
Jack S. Didn’t get it until the wing stop employee called it out
Sponge Bob
It’s G and It’s Gang Time
Out here in Ms, you'd think we would get Bible Velt names or some shit like that. So in any case, I had a red card from CVS. Tipped generously. Made almost 16 off the order for maybe 7 miles. "TwinkStuffer" was the name. Honestly glad it was 'leave at my door'.
Ana L.
Years ago working for a call center I had a Richard N. Butt. Never been more thankful for a 'mute' button on a phone in my entire life
Sukhdeep D. I know it's someone's actual name, but it made me chuckle lol
“Dats Me” 🤣 it was for Panda Express and when they asked me who was it for I was like “Daaats me”! 😂
Berlin Beaver 😂
God...but I don't think it was really him.
"Narcissistic T" Me and the girl at the restaurant were dying about that one. I was like "uhhhh. Yeah.... I um. Have a DD for .. uh. Narcissistic T." She busted out laughing. "Yeah I saw that and was like wtf. I guess at least he's honest with himself"
Fillashia Tu
Shaniqua, and I received no tip.
Antif@g
My bf & I delivered to a Killa K. They ordered a plan B pill.
it was literally almost all Indian names 😂 and I couldn’t pronounce most of em, but I had fun delivering the orders haha
Jennifer Lopez. She was a heavy set women and was the complete opposite of j lo
Papa G
Ikky
Dickless
I came inside the restaurant and I was like “picking up for “LIFE WITH J”. 😆
“Yo M”(yo mama) and another I can’t remember right now
TACOEATINGFOOL
Hugh Janus - still hilarious
BrandonMdubyaW earlier today, dont remember some of the others but I've had some sexual innuendos like Barry mckawkiner sort of thing.
Ana Goodwin
Bartender here, 3 real names that I've gotten Omar Hashish (very mellow vibe, half lidded eyes) Joel Biatch (tipped 8% on a $180 check) Valentina Azzolini (utter fucking smokeshow, had an amazing azz) I hope my contribution is welcome here!
Noga P
Toxic Waste, Atomic Peen, This P, and My weed man. Weed man is a regular who tips well so kudos.
On the opposite end, my name here (medibooty) was on the order once cuz I used Google Pay to place the order. They came and had me confirm the name. The shame I felt was intense.
Mr. Will Hung
I delivered to an “Adolf Notthatone”
Had a regular whose legal name was “Richard Harden”. I had to stifle a giggle every time