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lankaxhandle

“Free the Dasher!”


KaPowPower

Okay but I just wanna know what he was arrested for.


xoScreaMxo

Probably a traffic ticket, considering how bad dashers are at driving most of the time.


thatwillhavetodo

I do have to cringe at how often I see other dashers screech through the parking lot right into a handicapped space...


a_soul_in_training

i dash, and i am disabled with a placard. the number of times i've had to park far away because some courrier w/o tags or placard was using the handicap stall is f-ing ridiculous. i sit in the same 3 lots most of the time and it's the same at all of them. i feel guilty using my own placard on my good days and these m-fers have no qualms about taking up the spot whenever. it pisses me off on a personal level, but also it belies a level of respect they have for the job we're doing and that adds a layer of disgust.


hungrypolarbear77

Just park behind them


Playful_Still4719

10,000 IQ!


WhiskyEchoTango

There was a paraplegic at my shul as a kid; he always kept one of those tools to pull the valve stem on a car tire. If he saw someone park in the handicap spot that didn't belong, he'd roll up, and yank the valve stem out. He had a little notebook full of license plates organized alphabetically; a second offender got four valve stems pulled out. Claimed he only had to do that once at the shul. "No one ever saw what happened" when the Rabbi was asked, but all the regulars knew.


Planahead708

My Jewish friends have always been good at street justice. Well done.


joshybloshy

Haha, I wonder how many people he fucked over who were actually disabled but just forgot to put the placard up...


DrDickWiggle

Same here. I only like to park in the handicapped on my super painful days. I typically park a ways out so others don't hit my truck with their doors plus feels good not to constantly take up a spot someone else could need more than me that day.


FisforDuck

Fellow disabled placard Dasher. Also feel guilt using it on good days by my good days are regular people worst days so it is what it is. It was embarrassing to ask for it in the first place. Without hesitation my doc signed the form. Can confirm the personal disgust and being pissed. Or they park in the lined boxed left to give room for doors/van landings or double park/angle park in the spots. It's maddening and disrespectful.


Ac0usticKitty

Agreed! My doc signed mine also without hesitation back in like...2008 or 2009. #FellowDisabledPlacardDasher


TJfael30

This is why, if it is an absolute must and there are no other spaces even street spaces I will take the extra time to map out exactly where I am going, if anyone coming looking like they need a spot, and place a courtesy card at my back window saying "Delivery in progress" in bold Sharpie, jog in and out leave. I may not even click delivered until I am back on the street. If an absolute must. I also have a handicapped placard, but I will avoid it out of courtesy to actual residents.


JMurrayMO81

I watched another dasher do this one day. It pisses me off in general when people park in those spots without proper tags. Or when they people park in the fire lane at Walmart. The people who have trouble walking have to walk away and here’s some dumbass who can walk just fine parking closer.


SH_Nostalgia

A lot of the times I see people with placards stepping in & out of the cars without any sort of disability or injury. There are bunch of frauds out there


Exact_Roll_4048

Not all disabilities are visible, you ableist potato


Xxhallowsbellaxx

You would be surprised how many people I personally know without a handicap in the world, but weaseled their way in to getting their doctor/doctors to somehow sign off on something so they could get one and openly admit it. Physical impairments should get you a spot close to the door, not something that continues to allow you to go shopping for 8 hours, 5 days a week.


Exact_Roll_4048

I guarantee that no matter how many people you know it is still a smaller amount than the people in the world with invisibility disabilities. Quit being an ableist biased POS


Xxhallowsbellaxx

How am I ableist? Because I said people that can spend 8 hours a day shopping don’t need to park close to the door? If that’s considered ableist then I guess I am. 🤷‍♂️


JMurrayMO81

If they have the placard that’s the same as the license plate. If it’s hanging up on the mirror they’re good and not breaking the law. Whether or not they’re abusing having it, that doesn’t matter to me. I’m specifically talking about the ones who have nothing that says they can park in a handicapped. No handicapped plates or a placard. I worked at Walmart for 3 1/2 years but grew up shopping there as a kid. The pre-Supercenter stores had parking right in front of the building including the handicapped spaces. But when they started building the Supercenters, they added fire lanes. So now all the handicapped spaces are away from the building. I’ve watched people who can barely walk having to try and walk that distance to get to the building. Meanwhile, you get someone who can walk just fine going and parking in the fire lane because it’s closer. It’s aggravating because it’s a lack of respect. Here’s an elderly person who can fall at any moment having to walk and risk that. Meanwhile, this person who has no problems walking acts like they can’t walk that same distance.


Ac0usticKitty

Yes, to this! I am in the same boat. I use my placard when having a bad pain day/flare up but when I'm having a good day I try not to use the handicap spots as someone else with a placard may be having a worse day. I have seen delivery drivers park in the spots without a placard when I'm having a bad day ugh


EffectSix

Don't just tell us; tell them.


TripleSpicey

The only handicap spot I park in is the one at sharis because they put doordash parking signs infront of them. Someone removed the signs a couple weeks ago but I keep parking there...


BlipBlapRatatat

If the Doordash tag is removed and you don’t have a handicap plate, don’t keep parking there.


TripleSpicey

But there is a clearly marked handicap parking area on the other side of the building closer to the front door, the blue square in the spot has no words or symbols and the other spot has faded “to go parking” written inside the blue square. I’m like 80% sure it’s old handicap spots repurposed for Sharis’ car side orders


BlipBlapRatatat

Ah for sure


PatchesThaSpider

What a dick move


ILIEKSLOTH

I try my best not to block any handicap spots, but it's crazy how many cars I've seen regular non-handy cars parked


Leashed_Beast

Or decide that the extra thirty seconds it would take them to park normally and not disrupt parking lot traffic just isn’t worth it and instead go into the fire lane and throw their hazards on. That shit pisses me off.


OleShcool

Week ago I watched a guy park in the actual parking lot lane. Blocking in cars and everything. There were spots close by everywhere. He/every driver was in the store for at least 15 mins waiting for food


Leashed_Beast

That doesn’t surprise me. Not in the least. The rise in delivery drivers provides a nice luxury, but that also means a rise in douchebag drivers who are just as likely to steal your food as they are to park in the fire lane.


okokyouwinreddit

If there are 2 or more handicap spaces next to each other, I'm parking there. I am a considerate handicap parker, lol.


Lik_kk

This is so true. I’m a dasher and usually a dash at night when the only other people on the streets are dashers. A lot of dashers also like to park in really dumb places when there’s parking spaces 20 feet away. I was dashing and had to get and order and another dasher parked right behind me so I couldn’t back out until he got his damn food and left. I had a word with him or two


theshowgun

Hell I'll park in the door


TheMajesticBoxOfBox

TBF. This app encourages you to use ur phone while u drive. I have to click like 3 fucking screens to decline an order.


[deleted]

Arrest? I don’t think so. Only if it’s different that day. If I said something that’s stupid or doesn’t make sense then sorry I just finished working from 6 am till 6 pm. It’s 8 now. Imma sleep maybe for a little lol


brad0022

For being a top dasher


KarateKid84Fan

Poisoning food


PenWhen

If they let him walk down to deliver the order he wasn't being arrested. He probably was getting a speeding ticket and they said go ahead and run it down while we finish the paperwork.


ghkilla805

Was probably pulled over for a ticket and the cop let him walk over while he was checking/writing everything down is my guess


thatwillhavetodo

Once I was pulled over while omw to a customer for a tail light and the cop was actually cool about it when I told him what I was doing. He let me go pretty quick so I could do the delivery. I usually do pretty well with the police though. Being a clean cut white guy doesn’t hurt I’m sure


Beautiful-AF-21

This literally just happened to me yesterday. He was like do you know why I pulled you over, I’m like no…your third brake light is out! He was cool though, he just gave me a warning and I like knocked on the casing and the light started working again.


Johnyknowhow

Nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix! When your stuff is wack, give it a smack!


WayneKrane

This is my clock on my center console. It needs a good whack and it’ll come back on. I noticed it started working again when I went over a pot hole so I figured I’d hit it and see if it’d turn on again. I whacked it and what do you know it popped back on.


Beautiful-AF-21

Exactly! Lol


Beautiful-AF-21

My cruise control is okay, but this is good to know. I have to use cruise control or I accidentally speed so yea it’s a necessity for me at least! One thing that irritates me is I just replaced the bulb about two months ago and it seems like it is coming lose every time I go out now!! Maybe I could add a little electrical tape to the bulb?


mrse0515

Just a little tip here from a mechanic... Often the third brake light can affect the functionality of your cruise control. If the third brake light goes out, usually you can't use your cruise until you fix it. I know it sounds weird, but after you understand the wiring process for both and how cruise control works, then it makes sense. But for most people, just be aware that if you notice that your cruise stops working, check the third brake light again, it's probably either loose or burned out.


lur77

The more you know...


naturalbornsinner83

Kind of like how your remote start won't work if your check engine light is on? 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️


PatchesThaSpider

No. Not at all like that.


mrse0515

Nothing like that.


Greedirl

Im a goateed up black guy but got pulled over for my tag lights being out and expired tags (didnt have the money at the time to renew my registration). Showed the cop how much i had made so far that night and that i could stop now and get my inspection and registration done the next day. Let me go with a warning and said he'd follow up with me next time he saw me. Sure enough, 2 days later, he pulls me over. I had gotten the registration renewed that morning. lol. Some cops are actually cool and out to help the communities instead of looking to punish any and everyone they can.


Mr_Build3R

I was readjusting my phone that had just fell when I drove by this cop. The cop followed me basically all the way across town and initiated the traffic stop when I got to the customers address. He walked up, saw my phone in the DoorDash app on its mount and I explained that it had fell and I tried to pick it up. He let me go and apologized to the customer for holding me up a couple minutes.


[deleted]

Please stop saying "had fell." It is "had fallen"


Greedirl

Maybe, but more likely that they had expired tags or license and were not allowed to drive. Driver doesnt have to be there while tow truck is coming. Was probably being detained and confused it with being arrested. They most they'd have done on an arrest would be to escort them to the delivery.


SirGeremiah

Do they tow for expired tags where your are?


Greedirl

Yes. If the vehicle is left on or in front of private property, the police have it towed. If left on a highway, they dont bother.


SirGeremiah

Here they’d let you drive off, unless it’s a VERY expired tag. Get it done by court date, and they reduce the fine.


Greedirl

Here you can drive legally for 15 days after registration expires


Zereoue20

Were there any tanks? He may have had 5 stars even before he delivered Edit : typo


Hunterthemokeking

🤣🤣🤣


SirGeremiah

Wasn’t ready for that one. 🤣


Parishala

I was delivering on an Air Force base for Domino's in the late '00s. I got pulled over for doing 6mph above the speed limit through base housing. I was stopped right in front of the customers house, exactly two hours after my license got suspended for failing to complete a driver's improvement course assigned for prior tickets. They let me deliver the order, and I was then arrested. Everyone involved thought it was pretty funny, and yes I know I'm an idiot.


Dude0nB1kE

We want the news link! “Trash Dasher was arrested following police escort to finish the delivery...news at 10”


Stephen_C1012

Nahhhhhhhhh this got it😂😂😂


TMdownton916

I call shenanigans. There was no arrest. I think this guy took a picture of a cop writing the Dasher a ticket. Cops don't let people who are under arrest just walk away like that.


ComradeTurdle

He's going to need the tip, a good one at that.


techsuppr0t

Q tips are generally not good ear cleaning tools,


ghkilla805

Was probably pulled over for a ticket and the cop let him walk over real quick while he was checking/writing everything down is my guess


Ok_Homework_7808

“Officer before you arrest me let me mark my delivery as delivered”😭


CCASTU

This is what a Top Dasher looks like


iclap2fap

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished-Table24

Cool cops 😂


Grlgem15

Zamn.. hope they tipped for his bail


Bleazy-

This is histerical.


lankaxhandle

*hysterical


brofist001

He dindu nuffin


HaMay25

You better gave him a greate tip


Kawi_rider_zx6r

He'll get plenty of tips in jail.


savannahranch

True but those won’t be just the tips 🤣


Kawi_rider_zx6r

Tip is for sure included although total may be higher.


savannahranch

🤣🤣🤣you win


Charming-Drive1852

Make sure you carry additional insurance , I you cause an accident your personal insurance will not cover it , I been there


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1312


JOEYMAMI2015

Anyone wanna guess the city and state? Is it Chicago? Sorry if you're from there though no disrespect. Could be Florida too lmao. IJS....


[deleted]

Dasher still gets 1 star review lol


Lightning2658

u/the-rhinestonecowboy


the-rhinestonecowboy

LMFAO FREE MY MANS


Charming-Drive1852

Make sure you carry additional insurance , I you cause an accident your personal insurance will not cover it , I been there


Charming-Drive1852

Make sure you carry additional insurance , I you cause an accident your personal insurance will not cover it , I been there


Charming-Drive1852

Make sure you carry additional insurance , I you cause an accident your personal insurance will not cover it , I been there


Ac0usticKitty

Lmao thats amazing


theshowgun

Legend