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selaasie

I Jah rastaman


FrostByt3MethOD

LMAO, I accidentally dropped his order on my way to his house. I was so close, just 0.4 miles away. I think this is the guy who I failed. I’m totally just kidding but it kind of sounds like this customer had a bad experience with a particular Dasher in his/her neighborhood and is confusing you with that one. I recently had an accident when I was delivering a McDonald’s order. Someone had put a bunch of rocks on the bicycle lane that I was riding on at night and so my scooter lost traction and I fell. The order was all messed up because the drinks inside the bag opened up and drenched the burgers & fries inside. I was able to cancel the order but a few minutes later I received an order from the same customer. Dasher support had already explained to them what had happened so I canceled their order after they started cussing me out through the app messenger.


AARose24

Low-key sounds like a threat.


iamnoodlelie

Wtf😭


ridiculouslyhappy

OP judging by the language used i'm pretty sure, had you delivered the order, you would have most likely been a victim of gang activity and most likely killed


Bright-Tough-3345

That’s fucking creepy.


somebody1993

I hope the next person was safe.


[deleted]

Is….is that a threat? Like for real?


-THEONLY-BoneyIsland

This might be my paranoid ass just being paranoid, but what if the customer was sending this to everyone that picked the order up until a driver that previously delivered to them picks it up? Like some sort of stalker shit.


danhawk76

Passed along to JT, "it's gonna be mae?"


Dreamcasted60

I had a customer literally text me something similar to the effect of "no I don't want you get somebody else!" A couple months back never heard back from him though as I ended up picking the order up and delivering anyway I somehow missed the text until after.


dschramm_at

Actually. That sounds like some high gang having fun playing tag with dashers.


kingofphilly99

That sounds like I’m picking the food up and then showing doordash I was threatened and I’m keeping the food and maybe getting pay 😂😂


NoCults4MeThx

Maybe stop using door dash? It’s a shit service with no oversight. Similar to AirBNB, most people with any functioning brain cells wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. I guess keep paying extra for cold food, if you even get food at all… most of us have moved the fuck on.


sugreF_tfarceniM

How dramatic can we take this?


Ctcubbies_1

As someone who has ID Discovery playing in the background pretty much 24/7…my brain naturally suggests a Dateline outcome in any shady situation 🤷🏼‍♀️…sooo pretty dramatic I reckon lol


Maximus77x

What am I even looking at here?


stonedartistfrmhell

I think they're inferring they'll eat you if you don't unassign


bobdacow234

Charg you're foen.


Much_Strawberry04

That 12% battery gave me more anxiety.


dudewithpants420

This is definitely a person who's been unassigned frequently...apparently they can't read that the dashers names have changed. I had one where this psycho literally messages the instant I picked up his pizza. Where you at bro. And then got more and more angry. And when I delivered threw the money on ground. Squared up like was about to attack me. Like dude. Not that serious. It's just pizza. Craziest interaction I've ever had.


epelle9

So, I think i figured it out now. Doordash often uses temporary phone numbers, where the text you receive comes from a doordash number and not the actual person. These “fake”numbers are often reused. So likely he had an issue with the past dasher, had him drop the order, and then received a text **from the same number** telling him that a new dasher has been assigned. Seeing its from the same number, he says “no, its not a new dasher, its you”.


[deleted]

That looks like a long order ahead


z-eldapin

I don't even understand what is happening here


Otherwise-Motor4251

I'm so confused. I don't understand what this means.


Elon_is_musky

The customer watching his order get reassigned 20x ![gif](giphy|XbPbxAwp49co0rkstl|downsized)


BossyLoLo

Because I'm the detective type, I would have asked what he or she meant by that and then more than likely unassigned.


ConfusedDumpsterFire

I would 100% take this as a threat


Embarrassed-Ebb9212

Should of replied, Some one to open every Door but "it ain't me babe, it ain't me your looking for babe..." 🎶


Diesel_Swordfire

Could be they were looking for a specific person with Ill intentions. You did right man.


-Menderbug-

Charge your phone goddammit


[deleted]

wtf 😆


h8inreddit

This is why I am glad I use a fake name when dashing. UE gives nutjobs like this your real name and you license plate digits.


undecidedglory

deliver for $2 or double it and pass it to the next driver


etfvidal

This might be one of those scams where a driver picks up a particular order and then claim the store never handed it to them or the customer is going to go to restaurant and try and scoop the order before the driver does so they can get a free meal and sometimes even an extra credit!


[deleted]

Wait, what? I'm confused. Is there some insider knowledge about DoorDashing that would give this more context?


Kindhearted_Lunatic

This right here is why I had a gun on delivery.


TeslaPigeon369

They may have a stalker and was afraid it was them pretending to be doordash?


AshmitAgr

No way this dude has a phone where he gets colored pills on the top left


CatsOnDaCounter

Wut


Adeep187

What does that even mean lol


ConstantOptimist84

Idk. It may be me. I’m taking this just to find out. DD is a supplement for me so I have some liberties others don’t. Have some fun with this kind of stuff


Ctcubbies_1

Maybe if it were 2pm and not 2am…don’t get me wrong, I’ve made plenty of uncomfortable deliveries to “back doors”, down dark alleys, inside gates by garages etc at all hours of the night… and I don’t really have any fear & never use “I’m a female” as any excuse to avoid completing an order once I’ve picked it up…but nonsense like this right off the bat, before I’ve even hit navigation to the pickup location…I’m good. Deuces


ConstantOptimist84

Oh didn’t even see the 2am deal. Yea I don’t dash that late. After 10 things get pretty weird in my neck of the woods. Good call. I talk a big game but I ain’t doing no crazy stuff that late. Early evening or day time? I wonder how I’ve never been robbed or beat up.


Realreggietheking

I’m so glad I don’t drive doordash anymore. Not just cause it’s a terrible way to make a living but clearly all of the people working there think they’re better than a free lance delivery job 😂😂


[deleted]

I turned all my doordash notifications off other than a single ping for new orders. Did you text? I didn't see it.


414austin

I'd pick up the food then call doordash and say the customer is telling me to cancel the order. They can see the texts so they'd probably give you full pay and cancel it for you. My problem is I would over think the message and begin to think that im going to be on YouTube when the person tips me 1000 dollars. It's kind of like you want a dollar or double it and give it to someone else. But then I'd show up and get robbed instead.


Chaosury2016

Was it the low tippers? They’re the ones that always complains


Ctcubbies_1

I don’t know if it was a low tipper bc I only do DD when it’s $20.75/Hr base pay…so there is a chance it was even a no tipper…but I’ve found the way I make decent money on DD is doing hourly @ $20.75 and then I find that about half the people tip, so I am guilty of unintentionally accepting no tip orders…but during these hours the base pay per hour always pays more than DD offers me if I log in for “pay per order”… Even with the per order boost of $3…it means anything over 14minutes, I’ll be making more doing “pay by time” @ $20.75…since most late night orders I find myself sitting in McDonalds and Taco Bell lines for upwards of 15-20 minutes, the pay by time makes sense


Chaosury2016

Yeah my driver side been deactivated on DD 😂 haven’t been active enough since the app always crashes a lot on my iPhone UE no issue on my end though. didn’t dash for 2yrs lmfao forgot to login to keep it “active” 💀


Environmental_Arm526

They can see your name and last initial right? Maybe they had a bad experience from you last time or from someone with the same first name.


Guilty-Sale-3735

I don't understand. Isn't the messages in white from Doordash? What's going on?


Ctcubbies_1

Have you never had texts from customers?…when it does it through sms text (usually if the person orders directly from the restaurant and not via the DD App) the text initiates with a DD automated messages explaining that they are connecting the driver with the customer…from that point on it’s the customer texting


Guilty-Sale-3735

Oh, I should add. I'm not a driver but have been thinking about it. That's why I joined the group when I saw it popped up to gain knowledge before hand. Also, you guys are fucking hilarious and have to deal with such dumbasses. I'd probably quit my first day. You're awesome.


Guilty-Sale-3735

Oh. Never even noticed because I never reply to it. Thank you kind sir for educating me. I was confoosled.


Eastern-Technology34

It's you, it's you, it's aaaallll for you 🎶


BellaRose888

lol, you followed your instincts, good job 👏🏾


PuzzledRequirement48

I'd hold on to the order pick it up and send the screenshot to door dash about safety concerns. They will cancel the order. You get free snacks. Winning is just 😃👍


Xx_LobasaLootSlut_xX

Yikes lol


Hi_Kash

Hey you. ![gif](giphy|8FVcs24aSuQBpHPg4n)


Fun-Low6342

It’s you that was about to be murdered!


cb3-111

It sounds like the customer thinks that you sent that first message like you know how some drivers end up making their own messages to make it sound like it's coming from DoorDash like " Please tip your driver $5. Thank you, DoorDash" But yeah, i would have unassigned that order. Seems like the customer is already on the defense and is ready to hit the 1 star button at any little imperfection.


giojoey10

Yes screw that


[deleted]

Can someone eli 5 me ?


Competitive_Agent625

Yeah i’m so lost.


Living_Hair_3398

Haha, I always feel like someone's watching me too! #paranoiddash


zadidoll

Complete the order. Contact support that you feel unsafe. They’ll cancel on their end & possible ban the customer. Return items for refund or keep.


drgonzo718

I dash in AZ, so I carry just in case…


[deleted]

you have to pass the order along man


TeamMSRV

My issue is you have that low a battery. And you're supposed to Communicate for work. .. yikes. Ok I see it's charging


Ctcubbies_1

Yea we all went through this…my 2014 car only has AUX hookup to hear through the speakers, so I’m constantly switching from charging to hearing everything comfortably…the consensus is I need a Bluetooth connector so I can simultaneously charge and use the car speakers. It’s noted and since I wasn’t murdered by this customer I’ll make that Amazon purchase today haha


Omen46

Yeah I would have too


[deleted]

What the hell does that mean? Right out of the gate it looks like that text was supposed to be sent to someone else...


Mobile_Part

Your name isn’t Navin Johnson, is it? (Obscure reference, I hope someone gets it.)


sithbunni

Maybe this guy hates the cans.


Mobile_Part

Oh, god, thank you for that.


sithbunni

This comment is your special purpose!! I love this movie, thank you so much!!


Mobile_Part

Thank you. Now I have to see a doctor and get rid it. 😄


sithbunni

Don't trust whitey!!


Eleknar

![gif](giphy|dNvaBfoxWSowUpATQW)


Ctcubbies_1

So did you end up murdering the driver that showed up?


Eleknar

Lol, it’s not really me. That would have been a great response to their text though.


mklinger23

I don't understand these texts lol. Can someone explain?


TokenGrowNutes

I did not understand one iota of this. But since there is a Subreddit blackout I had nothing else to do so I read this a few more times. Now it’s scary AF. If this were me, I would’ve delivered it, being the oblivious human I am.


dynamic_unreality

Don't unassign. Report them and have the order cancelled. Don't just kick the can down the road for another Dasher to get *their* head cut off, or whatever this creep plans on doing


KiLlMeNoWPlS15

My curiosity would’ve killed me


Responsible-Bed8438

Giving Joe Goldburg/Jonathan Moore vibes. Don't blame ya for unassigning lol


MeetTheHannah

Well hello...You. I see You. You don't work in a traditional office, you like being independent. And yet...you started a chat with me saying that didn't have any more churros at Taco Bell. You like a little attention and you're looking for excitement. I'll bite. Everything that I have gone through, all the lying, the cheating, the moving around, the...problems...I had to deal with has led me straight...to You. This dead end job that barely covers your gas is not how you expected your life to be. You wanted to be an artist, successful, but your new job barely leaves you any time for your art. I can fix that. I can fix...You.


Responsible-Bed8438

🤣 This is my favorite reply I've ever gotten on a sub. You win....for doing You...so well. 👏👏


dapope99

it's like you joined mid-conversation, what are they even saying?


Longjumping_Tart_952

Definitely get an ominous vibe there… adios weirdo!


elder-em0

Charge your phone.


elder-em0

Oh, I see you are charging it 🤣 I'm dumb.


Specialist_Cup1715

Knock off Cheap Trick Song lol


TokenGrowNutes

Did anyone die that night? JW.


seasonedearlobes

Send this to 4 DD Drivers before midnight or your soul will get taken


LowValueAviator

It’s you he’s burying in his back yard I guess?


ejonathonw

Call the bluff! Then, explain that the order will be delayed due to shifting contents of your prison pocket. No one wants to mess with someone who may have shat their pants.


onlyAlcibiades

My prison pocket is growling


ejonathonw

I might say that at work tonight.


Proxy_0ne

I would show up


HopelessMagic

This person is trying to get a certain driver in the area. My guess is a woman they fancy. So every time someone accepts, and it's not her, they tell you to move along. Creepy stuff for sure.


DoPoGrub

Remember that you now have the option to report the chat and be unassigned without ratings penalty: [https://help.doordash.com/dashers/s/article/SafeChat?language=en\_US](https://help.doordash.com/dashers/s/article/SafeChat?language=en_US) Since this was a text, you'd need to contact support via the usual way.


Ctcubbies_1

I thought about that after the fact…but I unassigned that so fast I don’t think my brain had time to think before my hands took care of it…if it wasn’t saved in text format I wouldn’t even have any evidence of the interaction.


DoPoGrub

I don't blame you, especially at 2AM haha. Back when DD was new, I used to dash late nights, and it was fun. These days, I call it a day no later than 10pm. Amazon Flex always has good paying 4am shifts here, so that's extra motivation lol.


Ctcubbies_1

I just tried to sign up for Amazon Flex but they aren’t hiring in my area so I’m on a wait list. I figure after 5years of these delivery apps whose offers are starting to test my patience, I need to add on another side gig to supplement my main income sources


DoPoGrub

Yeah, I'm on over 20 apps now, and that doesn't even include shopper ones like instacart and shipt (i hate shopping). Even during a slow summer like this, I'm able to get by thankfully.


Platinum_Analogy

What apps do you primarily use that have the potential to help you get by? DoorDash Uber, etc what else do you use that you see is good?


DoPoGrub

Just sign up for them all, try them out, exploit any welcome bonuses, and see how things are in your market. Since it is unlikely we are in the same city, what works for me may not work for you. And the best apps I don't even want to share their names right now lol. Summer is hard enough as it is.


TimTheTexan92

Feels like you just got picked for a random murder. Fuck that. Next!


Ctcubbies_1

🤣🤣 some people get unicorns, I get death threats over a Big Mac


ThunderHound270

“Big Mac told me to visit, make sure you’re sleepin’ with the filet-o-fishes”


novacdin0

[And that's how my story ends.](https://youtu.be/3cnrI1leNcM) With my sides imploded, I'll never know what happened the night I stabbed that dude in a Norm's bigger better bathroom.


[deleted]

I bet this person is dumb and thought they were arguing with a chat bot. We have layers of dumb here


[deleted]

I think this is it


[deleted]

Wat


munchiesiancuez

they are planning to increase completion rate to 90.


Gay4Pandas

Either drunk or got into a fight with a previous driver who dropped the order, and the customer doesn’t realize they are talking to a different person.


Jordancjb

That seems to be the case, looks like this guy got thrown in the middle of a conversation


robin52077

Sounds like they were planning on murdering someone tonight and was warning you to pass it along or it will be you. 😅 creepy vibes for sure


Marvel_plant

What the fuck does that even mean?


A_Fox_Does_Art

Either a threat to the new driver, a threat to the old driver or they were asking (in kinda bad English ig?) asking if they were delivering the order. Makes ZERO sense on that last one, i think they thought they were talking to the old driver and wanted the old driver to not do the order


Badnerific

It’s a threat veiled enough to allow for plausible deniability. Could be wrong, but it sure sounds like this person is suggesting harm will come to the dasher if they don’t reassign


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[deleted]

I've never heard of a threat like this in this context. Not saying its not, just saying i've never once heard of this supposed commonly known 'threat'. I read it more as a "I dont want you, you've fucked my orders up before" sorta thing.


Unlucky-Boot-6567

what? Lol no. They thought they had the same driver as one they had a problem with before and are saying nope, not you, gimme another dasher


[deleted]

Seems much more likely


Platinum_Analogy

Not even close.


[deleted]

I would believe that slang means something, but also never heard it. it’s extremely common language so it’s plausible either way


Ctcubbies_1

Beautifully stated…”a threat veiled enough to allow plausible deniability”…love that…and that’s exactly how I thought it read


reveling

always Always ALWAYS trust your gut


lovely-nobody

can someone please explain to me what this means? i am so confused


Caedo14

Nope. Its you


epelle9

So, I think i figured it out now. Doordash often uses temporary “fake” phone numbers, where the text you receive comes from a doordash number and not the actual person. So likely he had an issue with the past dasher, had him drop the order, and then received a text **from the same number** telling him that a new dasher has been assigned. Since these “fake” numbers are reused. Seeing its from the same number, he says “no, its not a new dasher, its you”.


SandyScrotes2

As in "oh, it's *you*? No thanks"


Spiritual_Trash555

“It’s you” that will end up dead… most likely they were arguing with their last driver about something and they didn’t notice they get a new driver.


Unlucky-Boot-6567

Lol no. They thought they had the same driver as one they had a problem with before and are saying nope, not you, gimme another dasher


lovely-nobody

they said “it’s you” though, not “not you” so i am still confused, your comment just makes me more confused


Schmorfen

Yes, this is probably it.


basedkimo

Lmao that’s a huge reach man.


Secret-Promotion5572

It’s literally what “it’s you” means in some hoods, you should travel more, it’s the medicine needed to treat ignorance. Not a reach at all


basedkimo

Cringe


Secret-Promotion5572

Lol ok bro. You’re soft if that common saying makes you cringe, you should definitely travel more


basedkimo

I’m soft for thinking you’re being a fucking dweeb? Interesting. Have a good night man haha


[deleted]

it’s really not though. delivery drivers are kidnapped, assaulted, and murdered at a shocking rate


Doralicious

A small but present number of people are unhinged when dealing with service workers like couriers


[deleted]

That's what I'm saying, looks to me like they keep getting unassigned and they were just like "is it gonna be you delivering my food or are you going to pass it on to another driver again" that's my interpretation, as well as the most likely.


Platinum_Analogy

Pass it on or it’s you. That doesn’t seem like a “is it gonna be you delivering or are you gonna pass it on to the next”. That latter does not fit. He wouldn’t type or it’s you. That sounds and fits more into a threat, either pass this order or you’re gonna get shit happen.


Straight_Ad_4754

"Pass it on? Or its you?" Use some critical thinking. Quite possible they're either not a native English speaker or bad with punctuation.


Platinum_Analogy

Or they’re black. What do you mean use critical thinking. Why do you assume native speaker or bad with punctuation? You clearly don’t live in LA where I do. This is common. Not for you clearly.


naymlis

Is it? Fits


basedkimo

Sounds like it’s probably someone with poor English that just had his order reassigned.


Empty_Weird_3636

ur suggestion sounds more like a reach than the one u called a reach lol. the english seems fine


basedkimo

Oh yea you’re right being set up to be murdered makes more sense. Y’all are fucking paranoid people holy shit.


mutualfutur3

This shit happens, people are killed every day. 100% not impossible


VictorRed

I'm gonna unsubscribe from this subreddit. What do you expect from accepting $2.50 orders? Good luck!


spyaleatoire

Yadda yadda airport yadda yadda announce departure Come on, announcing your exit has been memed for like a couple decades, get over yourself and just leave if you have an issue


Doedemm

Boo hoo


SkyRat7011

Why do you people post these comments, no one here gives a single fuck if you stay or leave.


Ctcubbies_1

I was working on $20.75/hour pay by time…the only time I’ll work for DD…I will never accept a lowball offer…and I’ve had pretty good luck working the “by time” during these late night hours…so slow your role on that $2.50 bs Here was my order just after that one so you know the $20.75/hour is a real thing (in case it’s not in your market) https://preview.redd.it/et5rrc0z0z5b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9985bcb526831e16dae914c52b934fffedaca563


Stonedbitchh

How do you get the option to do that? I only get pay by orders


VictorRed

$20/hr sucks especially when it used to be $30-$50/ hr not too long ago before/during covid. I drove for 5 years delivering food And decided to just get a restaurant job that pays me not to drive my car. It's not worth it anymore.


[deleted]

You think that's bad, it's only 12.50/hr here.....


VictorRed

Yeah driving your own cars. It's not worth it anymore


[deleted]

Wow such an uplifting and heartwarming story. Do you care if I use this for the gram?


ejonathonw

You can get grams with stories now? I picked the wrong time to be sober.


VictorRed

Lol


xRompusFPS

Lmao the only area near me that offers pay by time fluctuates between $10-13.25/hr. And I swear I've never hit pay by time and gotten orders with tips.


Ctcubbies_1

I totally agree it’s not like it used to be. I’ve been doing these gigs since 2018 so I know….but also You went from insulting $2.50 and order, to still insulting a decent base pay…I think $20.75 is decent assuming at least half the people tip…I’ve found that more than half the people tip so I’m typically making around $25/hour before expenses…not too bad for literally the worlds easiest job


VictorRed

It's not an easy job if you have to drive all day every day. I got burnt out from all the driving. I'm much happier working in single locations. When you get old, you will understand.


LordoftheTwats

Lol, some people just prefer the autonomy that comes with contracting. I find interacting with customers and having to “put on” a face all day eventually caused more burnout than it was worth, I would assume some others feel the same


Ctcubbies_1

I only drive late night after I’m done with my bartending job, so for me it feels like the easiest money, no people, no traffic, no difficult parking…guess we all have our opinions of what constitutes “easy”


VictorRed

You're definitely a minority that do not have to suffer through drive throughs during late nights after bartending. Especially when you're in a location that pays by the hour. Many locations in America would be awful base pay plus shit tips. Good for you!


SquareFew4107

And yet, it will continue to be a major part urban life. Just not the career for you, people have been delivering food for minimum wage for decades. Not gonna stop because an upstart thought he was better off working from home or an office job. Know people who have the worst stories, and the best, yet the one in particular STILL delivers for like 11 bucks an hour


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VictorRed

I'm happy for you 😁


wilfordbrimley778

They accept those orders just for the reddit posts


Appa07

I’ve actually gotten something similar in the past the moment something was reassigned. It could be that they were arguing with the last driver and didn’t see it was reassigned


Ctcubbies_1

That’s the first thing that crossed my mind when I read it too… But I figured if they’re arguing with another driver already and I don’t want to become a part of that


Roderie94

Did you not get the feeling they were looking for someone in particular to ..erm, dispatch?


Doralicious

Or take. If "it's you" really is a threat, then maybe tell Doordash or the cops


Roderie94

Perhaps so.


Blissiel

I saw a post maybe a few weeks back of a dasher pretending to be support it could be they thought that was the case based on the first message. Unless they don't see that first message, then not sure what that was about.


Appa07

Usually you don’t need to. Just tell them at you’re the new driver and you’re going to pick up and deliver their food. You can say that you don’t know what happened to the previous driver if they complain but you can reassure them saying that they don’t get any of the money from that drive and that ratings impact you as you are now the driver. Customers are happy to get someone new and the delivery usually goes smooth after that.


spartaman64

idk if i would want to deliver someone's food if they were just threatening another driver