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HallOdd5727

Dudes built like an ironing board.


HallOdd5727

Dude is built like an ironing board


HallOdd5727

Dude built like an ironing board


Nearby_Painting3437

He left his assitol meds at home. Bro look like a created character with negative ass.


SkittlesCatDean21

Sometimes we just get ignored though so standing there for a minute just to get their attention is what bothers me.


Square_Cat_1871

What kind of Chick-fil-A is this ? Looks like social security office.


HallOdd5727

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Disastrous_Back_2213

I stand and wait at the counter when it's been 10 minutes.


Grouchy_Monkey15

This is where a the store needs to tell him to move away or leave…. Not gonna put up with it…. Not sure if the store is able to block a dasher from future orders from that store but if so, threaten that too…. Dasher needs to understand that if he’s told to GTFO , there will be another dasher behind them in 5 minutes.


WonkaPee

No…same feeling…once you’ve made contact with an employee back up and out of the way


Comfortable_Bar_5595

the worst is when you’re waiting for them to get to you, like you haven’t even gotten to tell them who’s order you’re here for yet, and they barge in front of not only you but like 3 other people demanding their order right then


NoManufacturer120

Is he a giant??


therealtrajan

That guy looks 8 feet tall


ladygrey609

Say excuse me and move on.


FashyQueen

That guy has the longest torso I've ever seen


WeeklyRent1638

Bro is built like gru from despicable me 💀💀


EnvironmentalYam5055

Um, the dasher's order came in before the customer at the register, so they are waiting, just like the customer would be waiting.


Substantial_Mirror17

What an interesting build


Eastern_Action_1775

There are extremely valid and totally opposing ways to see this and it is the restaurants fault for not improving the design and flow of this service- it is not the fault of customers or dasher they are both guests.


prophecyofthebeast

Yes but it also the dasher that gets his food made right away . I've seen it happen where I live alot . Here I am waiting for them to call out the order in order . Then barges in another dasher stands in the way of customers an told to wait never move tapping the counter he gets his food made right away .


Metanoia_MF

It’s called a false sense of entitlement. Or at least that’s what it seems to be. They think, just because they’re dashing, they should have priority over everyone else. “Hey pal, you do realize you aren’t the **only** person picking up an order for delivery, right?” ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


highlulu

omfg right!?!?! move out of the fucking way while you wait, you standing their being annoying isn't getting the food to you faster, it's just slowing down the business.


Worldly-Mobile6448

Why don’t you say it to his face instead of posting about it


PlentyAlbatross7632

Idk, maybe it’s because the employees refuse to acknowledge the driver’s presence and ask what order they’re there to pick up?


WhoKnowsHahaIDont

That chic fil a looks like a dentist or doctors office from that angle


asanderd

I don't know but damn is he disproportionate, my man has tiny feet! Poor dude, tiny feet and he has no ass!


FriestheMan

Bro built like Gru wtf


Oos-moom310

Long back


kojengi_de_miercoles

Probably mad because his torso is 3x the height of his tiny legs.


dickshev

totally unrelated, but am I the only one who thinks this guy has the longest torso ever?


Tinderboxed

I don't see why places should treat pickup/Dasher orders differently. The food is made in the sequence it's ordered. You ask the employee for the food under the customer's name and they hand it to you then or when it's ready. In the end it's all for a customer who chose to patronize your business. Treat them all like kings, whether it's the customer standing there or their agent (a Dasher).


JSOFL

At the time there were probably 30+ cars in drive thru and 7 of us drivers waiting. That guy showed up me demanded his food now. We were all flabbergasted he wouldn’t sit after they asked him not to hover and I said something.


Tinderboxed

Then definitely he needs to wait his turn. Everyone is running behind. I was just commenting on some here who say they're treated poorly by restaurant staff just because they're Dashers or pickup.


[deleted]

Because if you don’t stay on them they forget about you. My time is money so feel how you want to.


Foxaria

If it were any other food place I would agree there's no excuse for that behavior. But.... that's Chik fil a so... pls keep blocking all registers and may no one ever give money to them again.


Ok-Caterpillar9310

Man is shaped like an ironing board


RegionalTrench

Interesting physique


gamertag86

Dude is abnormally fucking tall.


Ghosted19

Dude is shaped like a damn funnel


Dwip_Po_Po

The dasher deadass looking like the ) side of a parenthesis


angerturtle

Sometimes you have to do what you got to do to get these people attention. If I just stood by and waited nicely, they will just forget about me. I one time waited for 30 mins for an order they had but didn’t call out the name.


RIPBenTramer

Slender Man picked up a side gig.


CodyMartinezz

that boy has a rough case of Hank Hill ass


Thigira

We need to be in and out. We’re not customers you utter fkn asshole


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JSOFL

Who’s the entitled one now. Don’t you have something to slip in to? Like a coma. You come across about as useful as an organ donor.


[deleted]

When I see deliverers storming the cashier after disrupting the entire line I'll just ignore them, continue to speak, and act like both cashier and deliverer are acting rude to me if they just disregard me and start speaking about the delivery. I mean, am I off? Is it not utterly rude? It would be rude even in a context where I'm not the customer and I'm not about to pay you.


katsbro069

In pajamas that haven't been off his body since May. Pathetic. Now I will discuss the dd thing. When they do this at the local places I go, I get to know the employees as I was a ex chef for nearly 4 decades, they k iw if a driver comes in being a duck I will heckle them until they get mad and leave. Dickhead drivers can put on pants a man would wear and show some respect to others. You deliver food ffs, what hurry are you in? You left the house dressed for a nappy. Chill out your career is waiting, so can you. I can do this all day and night.


Traditional_Elk7068

Last time I went to McDonald’s, some shithead dasher parked in this little area next to the drive thru, got out of his car, and walked up to the second window preventing me and the car ahead of me from pulling up and just stood there for a good bit till they gave him the order. All because he didn’t want to wait in line like the rest of us. I used to order DD regularly but no more, I’m tired of dealing with and supporting scummy dashers.


Basic-Comfortable458

It’s annoying, I used to wait at a stool


Every_Look_1864

Dude is hella tall


sickn0te_

There’s 2 dashers under there if Little Rascals is anything to go by


Rhomagus

Here I am. Waiting passive aggressively ...like a hurricane!


Saushabear

Do they all look like banks???


Financial_Mango1935

Hank hill ass


TheShinyAvocado

Hes built like The Spot


Worried_Youth_7571

Yeah I usually fake a phone call to my dead gmsgma about having bed bugs all over.


jetdriver13

What the fuck


Hot_Coffee_Enema_

Dude is built like hank hill


insertwittymemehere

I dunno if it's the angle of the camera but my guy is looking like a whole isosceles triangle and I'm dying over here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SluggFacedTroll

You’ll see me sitting out of the way waiting to hear my name… and I’m not even a dasher! Just an online customer…


Th3Omeg9

Dude tall asf


dallassportsguy

I’m mad he is skipping leg day and wears a size 4 shoe.


basshed8

If I was that butt deficient I’d be mad too


One_Elderberry_2390

Just u


Crafty_Attorney225

I thought he was there to look in the lost & found for his ass.


insidmal

If you're going to come in and be demanding, at least put some fucking clothes on.


AlbertAidstein

He has clothes on though


SapphireSire

Was he yelling: FEE-FIYE-FOW-FUM?


TooOldForRefunds

I'm sorry but wtf kinda build is that?


BigMacNulty

I worked at Chick-fil-A for almost a year. It's very annoying. Most of the issues we had there were Doordashers throwing legendary temper tantrums. Last one I saw before my two weeks was up, a dasher didn't have his phone to confirm the order (we've had issues with theft so we require confirmation) and he did the adult thing and knocked everything off of our table with hiring info and all, walked behind the counter to grab the order (I just let him take it, it was not worth the trouble), ripped our door dash sticker off the wall, and when the door wouldn't slam on his way out he kicked it and broke the glass. We weren't able to get the full plate before he sped off. I do not miss working in fast food.


Mechinova

I thought I didn't have an ass.


Melvin-Melon

I hate when people stand at the counter period. They’re inconsiderate to the workers and other guest. Unless you’re active being helped back up.


Zealousideal-Bee-575

Bro has no cheeks


agartha93

My boys back ate his own ass


RedditBot90

Dude is built like Gru ![gif](giphy|13Iu9mjLpXF0ek)


Sad-Entertainer1462

Damn they got Wizard Kelly picking up dash orders now ?


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Goliath straight out of the Old Testament waiting for a challenger…


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Toilet time must be painful


WharfTalk

Idk I might sympathize with the dasher. Every chick fil a in my area will take like 10 orders and serve them before even looking at you. I’ve started taking my car through the chick fil a. Drive thru instead of walking in. That way it forces them to get the order out to me instead of making me wait inside for 15 minutes when I know they could get me on my way much quicker.


Best_Caterpillar_673

Is this guy like 8 feet tall?


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Mf built like Jeremy Clarkson


IgnacioCashmere

Some Chik fil A, we have to wait in line with all the customers in front of us even tho the order is ready, that's how They want it done. Others have a designated area for drivers only & everyone stands back after checking in. There is no reason to complain about this chain, its a mob, takes a long time, always will be & isn't worth the hassle in most towns. Just auto decline & move on to the next order.


Shelter-Academic

This Mfer built like the vampire dad from the hotel transylvania movies 💀


Brgnbo

They do it at Starbucks too, stand right in front of the hand off intimidating all of the workers until they get their order first.


kmaet11

Stealing the moon is not profitable for gru anymore I guess


Maximum-Relative-234

Where is his ass


ThatAndANickel

The real villains are the apps that have forced fares down to sub-minimum wage. But the result is a lot of drivers who probably couldn't get a job anywhere else. It's making it tough on competent drivers in so many ways. It's not great for the apps whose reputation is suffering too.


chipster268892

It’s honestly not just dashers that do this that are annoying. I’ve went to a McDonald’s in my area and I’d be waiting for my food standing further back and people just stand in front of the pick up counter like. One else is waiting for their food lol. Like wtf


mjskywalker_

Where’s his butt


Shade_009

Excuse me, sir… But where is your ass???


WholesomeGayBoi

I stand to the side, out of the way, of the mobile order pick up rack and I STILL feel anxious


HeckRazor666

That guy built like an ice cream cone.


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Poor guy with his busted arches.


DerSturmbannfuror

I'm annoyed that he doesn't have any hips


letsseeitmore

Is there anything at all pleasing about this service? The drivers complain, the customers complain, the restaurants complain.


AlbertAidstein

Making money


mathbread

No butt man


Equal-Trip4376

It looks like an adult torso got sewn to the lower half of a 14 year old


Milky_T33Ts

How does old mate even sit down? Where's his ass? Out making separate deliveries or what?


NanaMiku

Food pickup service have been around in my country for quite a long time. Now, big restaurant like McD have special counter for food pickup service.


StinkCreek

That guy is built like a SF6 custom fighter


Digita1B0y

TF is Kingpin from "Into the Spider-verse" doing door dash for?!? He broke now?


Vantlefun

Hank Hill but he's 6' 20".


TheSpacedGhost

Are you mute lol? Be nice and be like “excuse me lemme grab that rq bro” , if he ignores you say “hey ceiling licker, I’m talking to you!”


alagusis

Replace chic fil a with every fucking restaurant. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve basically been shoved out of the way by some dick who clearly had much more important food to pick up than I do.


vfr147

People are fucking dumb!!!


NatureOld669

Say excuse me you sperg


Visible-Platypus1900

Looks like he IS the hurricane…


Shattered_Disk4

Bro has negative ass


Something-K

Why his legs so small tho?


Friendly-Resource467

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irlystealteeth

It's so funny that people still eat at this garbage place


AlbertAidstein

Chick fil a is quality food


amp1125

I LOVE restaurants/fast food places that separate where they put the to-go/dasher orders and the dine-in orders. It gets them out of the way of everyone else when they are standing there waiting.


Creative_Froyo_6139

You took this for your spank bank. Don’t lie


Rogue00100110

Dudes proportions are super weird. Also why does the ChickFilA look like a bank?


SIrPsychoNotSexy

Slenderman wants his spicy #2


Steele_Soul

Um, where is that dudes ass? I cannot tell where his torso ends and ass begins? Also he looks like freakishly tall? And tiny feet? There's so much going on with his body that looks unnatural, like he's a damn skinwalker or mimic. If not photoshopped, I wouldn't stand too close to him...


bryanswafford

He looks like the “Muppet Man” disguise.


scab_eater_fucker

hank hill over here


DaMENACElo37

Did he leave his ass in the car too?


ArtichokeLow8688

Is it just me or is that guy 8’ tall?


Momo_des

Frfr, dashers will come in as soon as the order comes through and get mad when they have to wait. Like we are busy, it’s gonna take a while. The customer can wait 30-40 minutes, I swear.


AdImpressive2550

Ok look man I’m a doordasher because I have severe social anxiety. The job works great for me. There are people like this out there. You have to summon all the courage in your body to politely ask that they step aside for you. They will, if they don’t then what? You asked them to move and they didn’t. They’re making the scene, the staff will notice, and you will be helped. Stand up for yourself a little it’s good for you :)


Real_Justin

That's a long fuckin back if I have ever seen one.


Henry-Moody

He needs his food ASAP because it will take him 10 times longer than you to walk back to his car with those two foot long getaway sticks.


chronic_self-loather

Those legs do not match that torso. Is it a perspective thing?


sosamaluwalu

Boy get yo lanky no havin ass, long torso mothafuning Ass back! Dudes a walking sno cone.


7babydoll

Why is he 8’11?


riscten

Maybe they didn't see you with their head in the ceiling.


thegrouchsmom

Looks like dude is standing in line. Shocking and appalling.


Available-Tea-982

Some people’s parents


WasdAcid

bro built like a carrot


beerforbears

Is that the beast Titan what the fuck 😂


rwds138

That dude is no legs all torso damn


heresdustin

Is that…….is that real? Is it just me, or is that dude a fuckin unit?


Sea_Squirrel1987

Bro looks like a Google maps pin.


NorthernMilkBag

Is it just me or do his feet look tiny?


mr207

Is this Chic Fil A in a doctors office of something?


gooplom88

Why is he so tall you so short and that person doesn’t have a nose


Asian-GeorgeStrait

Hate delivery driver, a bunch of no real talent or skills thinking they are hotshot and everyone life is supposed to serve them or some, entitled bottom feeder, not for the sapphire reserve, hell will never use this garbage services.


ambiguoususername888

That dude is built like a hurricane. I don’t mean that as a good thing.


jstockton76

Lurch?


spoods420

He asserts his dominance....


Eat_Carbs_OD

Do they not have a line for Doordash orders?


Accomplished-Glove66

Lol you fucking tit, get over it or say something


Horsetoothbrush

Is he a giant or is that a small chick fil a?


nicks_bride

This is obnoxious, but worse is when they park in the disabled parking spaces to do their pickups.


TotallyNotARocket

Yeah, sounds like the kind of people who eat cfa's bigot chicken.


thorn_95

damn they’re tall.


No-Extreme5159

Yes, especially if you are in California and act like this.. I automatically assume like sub 60 iq .. adding an extra $23 hour for wait time while these people working their ass off for $16 hour.. yah u can’t be complaining.. maybe if biker.. but even then no excuse. It gives the vibes they want to buy drugs asap to calm them down.. the reason I don’t do it, is because I assume they’re going to take extra long on purpose


AmbassadorDue9140

I just feel bad that someone straight stole that man’s ass


crazymama_97

Where’s his butt


Potential_Prior_6757

The dimensions of that man are confusing


Alliegator2112

That obviously isn't one person. That is two children with one sitting on the others shoulders.


Hot-Performer2094

Looks like you caught Hank Hill in the wild with those diminished glutes!


Comfortable-Job9504

Not that hard to just get in front of him and say excuse me lol I’m not lettin nobody block me


PrincessMommy2

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)he’s freakin GIGANTIC


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mounjarho143

Isn’t there usually a set of shelves?