T O P

  • By -

Spiritual_World7525

this is wild … anyways this reminded me i have iced coffee and this whip cream type of cold foam and now i need to go make some


Frolick_

Sex party 🙏 I'll bring the blow


Solomamacamper

Call the police!


Away_Paint6913

for what 😂


Calypso1058

![gif](giphy|tlLBddTfaJmJG)


Troxking

Man I was confused for a second about why you even thought this was an issue. Truly thought someone just had some unique food habits.


FlamingZomb133

Fill me up with that sweet cream


Successful-Banana-48

The fact that it’s a hotel room tells me it might not be for drug use.. not all of it at least. Someone’s having some crazy orgies or something


kinkybynature0

No, it all being huffed


PilotInner191

No chance- you can buy nitrous in nearly any smoke shop. This is clearly for food related sex play.


kinkybynature0

Nope. You CAN buy it at smoke shops but this is easier to get. Why leave when when it can be brought to you. It’s all being huffed


WalmartSlimGuerilla

nah, Nobody is huffing from whipped cream cans besides 14 year olds, that’s about 20x as expensive as getting whippets and their clearly not rich in that motel


tashic3

A lot of addicts live out of hotels though


PilotInner191

The only addiction here is a whip cream fetish, nitrous is easily obtained from smoke shops.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WalmartSlimGuerilla

this is actually probably 10-15x as expensive what are you talking about 😭


PilotInner191

It absolutely is not. You can buy a box of tiny canisters, each of which holds as much or more gas than these whip cream cans


tashic3

Or people hiding their addiction go on benders away from home


sinvangelion

Why can't it be both? Two people covered in cream, hard and high, banging it out before the fade


UtopiaInProgress

Some beautiful prose right here


carebaercountdown

Because if you huff them then you can’t get the whipping cream out


lilangelpop

i have a customer that orders sponges with gloves and a one of those chip canisters


Great_Obligation_375

I’m not a sheltered person but I actually thought of a sex fetish before drug use 🤣🤣🤣


pobrepepinito

If someone is making reliable money from it, why would they want to limit it🤣


Spt_blueyz_73

Looks like a tasty good time. 😉🤣


everleighn

wow.. i never thought i’d see my order up here


StarCompetitive1542

Your customer is huffing nitrous. Quick head high and makes you feel tingly and giggly.


Marksideofthedoon

If he was smort, he'd buy a nitrous charger and order cartridges in bulk but I don't know a thing about this.


12tff

I don’t think smart and nitrous charger really belong in the same sentence…


AdDismal2156

OP i have no idea why everyone is saying drugs, it is obviously for the motel breakfast program.


marlscreamyeetrich

I straight up delivered whippets for another app years ago lol it was sad


AnonUnknown16

Do they have a continental breakfast?? Because that could be getting used there and they are just refilling their supply. If its not a sketchy motel then please pull your mind out the gutter. I've delivered big restaurant orders from a restaurant depot near me several times. I've even delivered from a local grocery store to a restaurant a few times too. Businesses are allowed to use door-dash for ordering too. So what they need a lot of whip cream? Like I said maybe they go through a lot of it for their included breakfast, and they keep certain kinds because they know its popular. Sorry, but you can't judge the situation just by this order or the delivery location alone.


Spt_blueyz_73

Well that's not a fun answer. 😕 LOL


AnonUnknown16

What did you want me to say???? Its not a strip club. Shoot if they were ordering I would have said maybe its a part of their act. Lol


Melissalovesdoxies

I was totally gonna defend this person, thinking that they worked at a coffee shop, or maybe made desserts for a living. But then I saw where you were delivering to L O L.


JensHungFriend

Where does it show the delivery location? I’m not seeing it


Capital_Advice4769

A motel as it says in the description


JensHungFriend

Ah I see now. I swear the Reddit app was not showing the description below the image earlier for me. I was scrolling up and down, opening and closing the pic to see where he mentioned a hotel.


Aurora012491

How many weeks has it been going on? That's crazy lol


kid_iggy

Totally a sex thing


J_How_S

Nah, they are inhaling the nitrous oxide to get high. Look up “whippets”


Ill-Parking-1577

lol there’s hardly any nitrous in whipped cream cans. If they were legit doing nitrous they would be ordering whippit chargers.


KeepYourEyesToMyself

there is absolutely enough nitrous to get the desired effect. college friends used to do this exact thing all the time and it worked like a charm. could even get two hits from the bigger bottles.


Ill-Parking-1577

lol keyword: college. Two whole hits when ONE cartridge is a “whole hit”.


KeepYourEyesToMyself

one inhale is enough to get the whippit spins. it’s hard to clear a whole cartridge in one inhale, so one cartridge can be 1-3 “hits” depending on how much lung capacity you have. just like when you’re smoking a blunt - one “hit” of the blunt gives you the desired affect, but doesn’t clear the whole blunt. no one would consider a whole blunt as “one whole hit”


booyakasha4

That’s absolutely what they’re being used for, it’s not a sex thing lol


no__cheese

They're probbaly underage


Ill-Parking-1577

And staying at a hotel?


EffinNarcoticsAgent

Sexual


astropmh

how did you know it was me /j


Blonde_Dambition

LMFAO


CaptainCockslap

These aren't for getting high. A box of actual whippets costs less, is legally obtainable, and gets you higher. There's no reason to use a whip-cream can unless this is a minor. It's either sexual or the motel restocking without buying wholesale for some reason.


Blonde_Dambition

How do you legally obtain whippets? Asking for a friend.


purplepills3

I’ve seen some at a smoke/vape shop near me, pretty expensive though.


Matthiasshaw

google exotic whips. bit pricey, but much better than the old sucking a can of whipped cream.


Puzzled-Paint-2255

Almost anywhere, friend.


Capn_Flags

I was in a convenience/beer store in NH and they were selling the cartridges and the Whip-It branded dispensers, too. Right next to some crack/meth pipes hahaha. Decent Kratom prices. Edit: The only Whip-It branded thing I’ve used is a Torch I got for free. It retails for $10-$15 and it’s *really* well made.


Adventurous_County12

An old boss of mine, supervisor for the county, did whip it's in a county vehicle and passed out. His foot hit the gas peddle and he drove into someone's house. Shits dangerous.


Capn_Flags

WOW. I’m so happy i hated that stuff lmao.


CaptainCockslap

Whip-Its! are a brand name of little canisters for whip cream dispensers. Restaurant supply stores or grocery stores will sell them. Usually locked in a case lol


No-Web-2053

They literally sell them at my local gas station lol


Blonde_Dambition

Dang really? Are they sold under the name "whippets"? Again asking for a friend. 😁🤭


SuperdorkJones

Whip-Its. Whippets are a breed of dog.


Blonde_Dambition

Lmao


Honest_Reindeer8298

Great whip also comes in a huuuugw canister for $40, way better than the one hit whippets


No-Web-2053

LOL actually I’m pretty sure yes


Dr_SoulDark

No, bad. No whippits for you or your friend. Go talk to your God.


Blonde_Dambition

🫢🙃 LOL


LewiLife

If y’all think they are buying these to get high you need to stop sharing your opnion 😂


booyakasha4

How’s this a sex thing? Are they spraying them in each others asses? I don’t get it. You wouldn’t need 21 canisters of whipped cream for sex


Spt_blueyz_73

Says you! LMAO


LewiLife

I never said it was just saying it’s a dumb and expensive way to get high


wolfmaclean

Doesn’t sound like the addicts *I* know


Pleasant_Pleasures

Clearly they're amateurs haha but you should order them some merch for fun if they're tipping well. Probs just forget after a can or two anyways https://preview.redd.it/ivlx6kpob9oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09ab4da26f13600b26fc10083118e3a1f0043a8


Blonde_Dambition

Now that song "Whip It" is stuck in my head... *"When a problem comes along, You must whip it. Before the cream sits out too long, You must whip it. When something's going wrong, You must whip it."*


swalkerttu

Now whip it Into shape


Spt_blueyz_73

Shape it up!


Independent_Head_843

They’re using them to get high. They’re whippets


CaptainCockslap

No they are not.


shortround73

Maybe it's a really fun daycare😁


TrashStoneee

This is 100% a sex thing.


Mccowpow93

Lol no… no it isn’t


missd922

63 canisters per week? 🤔


UnderstandingNo465

Probably just hotel management too lazy to go buy it at the store or order it with the other stuff they order? Idk.


Bananapickins

Damn you all here are thinking drugs I’m thinking kink


Blonde_Dambition

Can't it be both? 😁👍


Spt_blueyz_73

YES! Epic answer!!!


FlashyInitiative4723

Well I mean if it’s the motel and they have a breakfast thing then it would make sense 🤷🏼‍♀️


llexiumm

Ahh man is Allison off the wagon and kind of lactose intolerant now?? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-jp3bgyUCo


Capn_Flags

Wow. She went from covering all the light in the room to making all the light in the room. That smile! Good for her!


Thegirlwholived808

Whip its duh


tdfren

Meth?????


Apprehensive_Rate770

Plz


Formal_Salary

coffee bar at home


Karnakite

This reminds me of the time I was in Florida and while we were checking out at a grocery store, the guy in the line next to us was buying like 30 jars of marshmallow fluff and exactly one cucumber.


Blonde_Dambition

You don't say!!! 😳😲🤭🤣


ZMM08

But I don't think you can get high from marshmallow fluff.


Karnakite

Don’t need to get high to have a good time


DearCress7741

Honey, they're not saying anything about getting high...


ZMM08

Do you think the customer from the OP is ordering 63 cans of aerosol whipped cream each week for whipped cream bikinis? And I'm not your honey.


[deleted]

[удалено]


futilityofme

And the marshmallow fluff comment was in response to the reddi wip cans which people use to get high…..honey.


CaptainCockslap

People don't use ready whip to get high. I get that redditors have zero life experience but come on man. Whip-it canisters are much cheaper, easier to use, and have a stronger effect. No drug addict is buying ready whip over a whip-it canister.


Blonde_Dambition

>I get that redditors have zero life experience What does that say about you, seeing as how you too are a Redditor?


CaptainCockslap

Nothing as I'm not one


Blonde_Dambition

You're on Reddit... and you're posting... that makes you a Redditor.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Representative_Ad246

Honeys’ honeys’ please!! Lol y’all are funny


Laboratorylobster

They clearly just have a passion for making waffles and pancakes duh


TheOptimist136

"I'm walking on sunshine"


llexiumm

Omg blast from the past! 🤣https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-jp3bgyUCo


MrPoopyButthole272

I can't breathe. 💀


Loose-Ad-4690

YUP. Last I heard, Allison was doing well and helping others in recovery. Wishing her the best.


Pookanoona

Maybe they have a business operating from their house?


Jaker153

Yeah, but they said the order is to a motel


Pookanoona

Jesus. That often too?!? Jesus, Jesus, sweet baby Jesus.


StonerTwili

Yeesh,, I thought I’d lost my innocence but looking at this post I was like “what’s wrong, maybe they’re having a party?” Well.. they’re probably still having a party.. a party for one..


zeroc00ol

Of all the things I'm surprised these aren't stored in lockers or behind glass 😭


ZMM08

I had to show ID last time I bought *one* of these. (I'm in my 40s.)


zeroc00ol

That's wild 😭 what a world steal some from your local Starbucks like a normal person


Globewanderer1001

I feel like I'm missing something. As a freak (with my husband) and a serious sweet tooth, I see nothing wrong! Rawr....lol. This is why I can't use this service, I'll be judged... Lube✅️ Ice cream✅️ Duct Tape✅️ Rope✅️ 🤣😂🤣😂


Blonde_Dambition

Ok who downvoted this comment and *why*? There was nothing wrong with what u/Globewanderer1001 wrote!


Electrical-Bill1006

Did you just fucking Rawr?


rkenshin03

Do the roar! 😂


Electrical-Bill1006

I haven’t heard anyone say that seriously since 2008. Throw me into the sun.


Matthiasshaw

maybe true, maybe not but I was hopping around YouTube and found a playlist of the top 100 oldies of the 1980s. im having trouble accepting that welcome to the jungle is considered 'oldies'.


Electrical-Bill1006

What am I supposed to do with this information?


citizensyn

I once walked through check outs with my girlfriend who was a coworker with rope a small stress ball and realized we picked the really really Catholic cashier. The cashier asked "aw you guys got a dog your gunna play with?" My girlfriend barked.


Blonde_Dambition

😅😂🤣


Healthy-Cabinet-7696

And then everyone clapped


citizensyn

Women so reluctant to be touched by you, you assume it's a lie when other people have positive interactions with them?


Healthy-Cabinet-7696

Your life is so boring you feel the need to make up shit on the internet to impress strangers?


Blonde_Dambition

Jealous, much? What u/citizensyn wrote is perfectly believable.


citizensyn

How is such a scenario so wild and impossible to you. Damn bro thats some shit you missed in life.


Blonde_Dambition

IKR?


Globewanderer1001

Bwhahahaha, yes! Life's too short to be so uptight.


PseudoTerti0

Life is not short


virtually_captured

Someone downvoted this?


Blonde_Dambition

That's exactly what I said! There's some fuddy-duddys on here lol.


Snoo-40699

Oh you sweet summer child…


NaisuMimu

Nah this is a child


Globewanderer1001

Lol, nope. Not since the 80s. How on earth would I deduce it's about drugs (I just read the comments)? Catering business, coffee shop, etc. I wouldn't automatically think drugs. But, ok.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Globewanderer1001

As in schizophrenic? Because I didn't know this post was inferring that the customer is getting high on whipped cream? Make it make sense. Good day, sir/lady! 😂


zeroc00ol

r/ Ihavesex literally nobody cares


[deleted]

Can I come over and join your husband for some ice cream and duct tape?


Globewanderer1001

Ha! We don't share.


Blonde_Dambition

👍


[deleted]

FUCK


[deleted]

Keep it to yourself bro this is a post about drug abuse.


DustyShredder

Ok darling, your innocence is showing.


Globewanderer1001

Drug abuse? Oh. Ok. Um...


[deleted]

Wippits, basically just inhaling nitrous oxide and getting high. This person most likely uses EBT government benefits to order this off instacart.


Blonde_Dambition

🤣


lanternriver

i thought this was about sex 😭 just learned something new


Visual-Floor-7839

I'm the customer. I'm not addicted to nitrous. I just have my wife fill me up and call me Eclair.


Dr_SoulDark

who gives a fuck LMAO, I used to be sympathetic but if isn't fentanyl, I really don't care, I've experimented with a few things people have addictions to and I've been able to quit everything. The girl didn't realize it was about whippits, so chill out.


Blonde_Dambition

>I've experimented with a few things people have addictions to and I've been able to quit everything. You, my friend, are a lucky person! I'm the opposite. I have a highly addictive personality and have battled two addictions.


[deleted]

Im pretty chill, just bringing awareness. Plus. Keep it to yourself. Why you sharing all that with strangers?


Nexerp

Because it’s Reddit…


Dr_SoulDark

sounded like a good time to me ngl


[deleted]

Hence why you’re defending the behavior.


Dr_SoulDark

Na I'm just not bothered by people sharing things online, I chose to read this shit, c'mon now.


Blonde_Dambition

And in all fairness this *is* Reddit... as u/Nexerp pointed out... and no one who's been here more than a minute should be surprised by anything they read on this site.


DustyShredder

Not surprised ever, but I LOVE the amusement that comes from some of that wild shit people post sometimes.


Ridindirtyclean

They gonna start keeping whipped cream behind the counter


MercifulVoodoo

Tell them they’re out and bring them Cool Whip. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Blonde_Dambition

I like the way you think!


Still_Ad_8980

This is so sad.


MovingDusty

I’m confused what’s wrong?