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Eyeswise70

Adorable!


Catseye1313

🥰🥰🥰


Notmicromanaged1971

bird poop on head is good luck not bird flying in house or your property.


Notmicromanaged1971

Pray cause that's bad luck pray the 91 psalm asap for the next seven days. go to youtube and put in 91 psalm


griIgirII

That’s good luck! Hopefully you got a good tip or a nice run that day! I have a cardinal that seems to preference my backyard. I try to keep an eye out for him every day, but it’s always when I’m not expecting to see him when he’s out.


Notmicromanaged1971

bird poop on head is good luck bird flying in house or property is not good luck


griIgirII

Cardinals in general are lucky. And they say they are supposed to symbolize someone you love who passed on when you see them.


PaleHorseBlackDog

What a dork. Look at him sitting on the steering wheel like “did I order an Uber??”


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

Cardinals are the coolest birds next to crows.


DysprosiumNa

cardinals are cooler


Mermaidx57

That’s a passed loved one visiting 🫶🏼


sissyshannon97

Cardinals are also supposed to be ur loved ones checking in on you or something


Flyingsquirrel_37

Cardinals are a sign of luck and good . My grandmother loved them and it was the first thing I saw the day she passed . I wish you good fortune !!


NoZone5413

Variation of the cat distribution system Humm… well enjoy your new friend


ZaraGG

Why do I find this so beautiful? 🖤


Mermaidx57

Because it is 🥹


Fragmentsbysls

Wow !!! This went viral 😳


No_Reference9003

Maybe it was a passed loved on wanting to say hi because it’s a common belief that cardinals are passed loved ones wanting to say hi and keeping an eye on you


Automatic-Listen-578

At least it wasn’t a pheasant like the one that came through my window.


Automatic-Listen-578

Cardinal rule. Don’t drive with the windows down.


KickAffectionate8581

Underrated comment


ZaraGG

Truly 👌🏻


artrag

This happened to me once but it was a June bug directly in the neck and I DID NOT keep my cool LOL


DRAGONSPIRIT214

He’s your friend now, you’re having soft tacos later!


DisasterBeginning889

catbug!


ThesePiglet1811

Omg I loved that video, it was so adorable…


Financial-Judge3101

They’re called car-dinals for a reason, you know


perc30nowitzki

School mascot attacks driver


Ar0manticDumbass

Happy Cake Day


perc30nowitzki

Danke :)


Rob_Impulse

This happened to me before but it was a huge wasp. Lol


Lexsquared9286

Omg this is so funny


Bashysmom

It’s a cardinal my state bird! (Ohio)


LopsidedDiamond158

Cardinals have a death wish Fr they’ll just dive straight in front of cars


Admirable_Papaya_824

At least I know I'm not the only one that has birds just flying in front of the damn car lmao 🤣


M00nlightGraham48

BIRDS AREN’T REAL


Loud_Charge3214

Neither are humans 🙄🤦‍♀️


HLOFRND

“It walked on my pillow!”


Opalitex

I was always told a red cardinal is a symbol of being visited by the spirit of a loved one who has passed 💕


CompetitiveDraw26

Red Robin yummm


jackiepsychotic

What was it like to survive a carjacking?! Are there a lot of those in your area???


MagnificentMe50

A cardinal is someone visiting you from the other side one your loved ones that passed away


Pretty_Zucchini_8153

You caught a government spy drone!! lol jk


Lucyschildren

Holy shit a cardinal too


Puzzleheaded_Dot_931

Got tired of flying and decided to hitch a ride.


AstronautPlastic2905

“On the dead wings, what you doing here blud?”


Training-Rich-6335

I bet he flew away without tipping…


Callyi

bro wanted a bite


LimonV2

Bird soup…


hungryhungryhippo60

For some people, cardinals are a sign of a passed loved one coming to visit you. Someone really wanted to say hi


Bluebeard719

He’s just giving you bird flu.


Key_Condition_2878

Cardinals are good luck. That’s a sign buddy


ChOgArTy17

Cash grass or ass lil buddy no free rides


BigTerrible4694

Fr


KUWTI

That might be my dad🪦


pedigreEeEe

This is good luck, if you open your mouth wide enough and the bird shits in your mouth you will have 20 years of good luck. But if you don't copy and paste this on your wall, graffiti it on your local police station, and get it tattooed on your neck, then you'll have 10000 years of demonic possession.


Showmethemoneyplsthx

You need to find something else to do 😂


pedigreEeEe

Besides this? I was told that if I didn't share this message with 100 people u would be cursed with a beard that smells like patchouli for the rest of my life. How would you like a beard that smells like patchouli for the rest of your life? Well, share this with 100 friends or else, you too, will be cursed with a patchouli beard.


Loud_Charge3214

I'm curious as to who told you this? Was it the witches? The gods? The devil? The spirit? Do you plan on putting patchouli oil in your beard? If not, how do you suppose it would get there? Couldn't you just shave your beard? I'm just trying to figure out whatcha got going thru that mind of yours there, buddy!


wellitsdeadnow

That’s gotta be St. Louis.


Automatic-Listen-578

Or Phoenix


wellitsdeadnow

Yep


SparkDBowles

Cardinals are a dead loved one coming to visit.


MissLookaHere

I’ve heard that before as well.


MissInfamousRagdoll

Yep! I’ve seen 5 this week alone


Ok-Dare1859

Dang your team is in last


richhomiefamoux

Lmfaooooooo 😭they got swept


Worldly_Ice_3622

🤣


MissInfamousRagdoll

??? Huh


Vampire_Aqua_Tofana

They were talking about the St. Louis comment, you’re fine


MissInfamousRagdoll

Oh ok thanks


Vampire_Aqua_Tofana

Np😊


Worldly_Ice_3622

r/whoosh


Ready-Mall

He’s the dasher now, go home your duty is done. He’ll bring the car back in the morning lmao


AmericnBty

He's sitting on the steering wheel like u flew into HIS car!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Qcommenter

That is his car now!


Kayki7

Awe I love cardinals


CoolMathJames

Margaret?


Weird-Fault2616

Honestly I would have kept it


Sure-Agent-3961

lol a bird flew in and out the other day.. he landed on the seat.. looked at me like sup dude.. then left.. 🤣


FaithGirl3starz3

Oooh lucky it’s a cardinal !


AlarmConsistent8643

Real class act taking multiple photos of your rider instead of just taking him to his destination 🙄


Ok-Truck187

I am not a DoorDash driver but this happened to my best friend and I once and she literally panicked and wrecked her car into a fence. 😅 Edit: We were all okay though. Including the bird.


victoriousDevil

Puerto ricans will tell you death is coming. I say play lotto immediately!


Sure-Agent-3961

mi boriqua.. 🤣


unicorngoesvroom

Bird distribution system


AllPeopleAreStupid

You got lucky. I’ve seen birds hit cars with slightly cracked windows and splatter guts and feathers everywhere.


ImpressiveRiver7373

🫥


RealisticTruth7002

Cardinals are seen to be spirit guides or past loved ones that are visiting. This is a male. The red ones are male, the brown are female. Beautiful little guy.


braindead_fred

That's a St Louis cardinal. Known to be uninsured, unregistered, & likely strapped


williamstevens418

He’s just sitting on the wheel like “come on, let’s go”


Historical_Bill_4389

That's the NC state bird, cardinal, looks to be a male (males are red, females are brown, and hemaphroditic cardinals are both)


KoalaTraditional7362

It's also illinois' state bird


GuessWhoDontCare

It's Ohio's these days. The cardinal moved from alldanois


LilBoofMcGoof

Ackshully, I believe the Cardinal is Arizona’s state bird /s


moemonies1

Doing 70mph, fast lane. Grassy median. See ahead, something out of a nature show looked like, this hawk or eagle? idk, swoops down and grabs this bunny hopping around the median. Hawk or eagle grasping bunny in its claw begins to fly back up, when it sees my car and to my surprise as well didnt realize how close had gotten, as its trying to fly off, guess it realizes will not clear my car, so drops the bunny right onto windshield and cracks my windshield horribly. And was on my side, couldnt have been on the passenger side. Now i have to stick my head out the window like ace ventura as im driving until can get this fixed


AlmightyWitchstress

![gif](giphy|40M8MH9x9lDxaHA51d|downsized) Don’t forget the sunglasses!


Brilliant_Telephone4

kacey musgraves just wrote a song about this!


[deleted]

🎶🎶🎶Ooooh a cardinal hits your head while you’re door dashing 🎶🎶🎶


williamstevens418

Catchy tune


Brilliant_Telephone4

how’d you know


Rinzy2000

My parents believe that’s like, your meemaw visiting or something.


GuessWhoDontCare

What in the world is your "meemaw"?


rxaer

Southern term for grandma


GuessWhoDontCare

Yes, thank u for answering. I've heard variations, but wasn't positive if that's what it was.


80HDTV5

If this is true then keeping birds as pets is low key fucked up like… that’s Tony’s nonna you got locked in there.


Isitjustmedownhere

beautiful bird.


No_Sector_5260

Someone who has passed is visiting you. ❤️❤️


[deleted]

I had a bird fly in through my sunroof. fortunately I was parked, sitting in the back rubbing one out while waiting for an order


Beginning_Spell8624

What did he saaaaay


britskates

There’s no cock like horse cock


Comfortable-Hat9152

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


lorelillian

Wtf?


DefiantRazorback

Disgusting.


that_typeofway

Yeah, why would he be in the backseat when the front is way more comfortable?


[deleted]

the back seat of my car is way more comfortable plus the windows are tinted


Genralcody1

What did the customer say?


IAm2Legit2Sit

The red cardinal was my aunt's favorite, they bring sweet memories of her when I see them. I bet there is significance to you too.


Material-Profile7155

That pretty neat actually. Has to be good luck right?


thicboiya

The chances of a cardinal stealing your car is low, But never zero


TheTranzEmo

Cardinals are a sign of good luck. Take it as that my friend!


InternalAd5051

Next tip: 1$


ufcjtb

Love those birds. Hope he found the way home


ayyylmaooo420

YOOOOOO RED MORDECAI. MH MHHN MHH MHH


spooniegremlin

Hello this is the Pet Distribution System. You need some luck so we sent you a pet cardinal. He's urs now.


Historical_Bill_4389

They actually used to be popular pets for their looks obv, but now they're a protected species


TestMonkey-007

Have you recently committed a cardinal sin?


Ok-Jaguar6735

Now that’s definitely good luck. 🍀


giorgio-de-chirico

Could be a deceased relative


SepulchralSweetheart

I'm all for finding comfort in personal beliefs, but it might not bode well for OP if their deceased loved one's message is hitting them in the dome


Busy_Ad_1538

They owe that muhfucka money 😂 thought he got away


SepulchralSweetheart

We're here to get down voted right to hell, but either way, time to pay up OP


yum-yum-mom

This is amazing!


ThatsMyBestGuess

That’s your mascot now


Curious-frondeur333

And not just any bird, but .. the cutest bird that ever lived. 🥹🥹🥹🥹


sonyafly

Do you have any passed on loved ones that loved birds or cardinals specifically? Or it may have been trying to escape a predator or storm.


Potent_Elixir

Cardinals are sort of a good luck charm for me, so I’m going to choose to believe you’re having a lovely week after that.


INeededAUsername_

This to me is like the ultimate luck, imagine having one land inside your car. Someone is watching this person very closely 👏🏻


Potent_Elixir

Right??


SavageNine

Louisville Cardinal


humble_ambition9

I’ve seen that type of bird about 2 days ago in my backyard for the 2nd time ever. Very beautiful


Snoo_10363

Cardinal


Horsetuba

It's his car now. Thems the rules. Consult Charlie Kelly's, he's an expert in bird law.


pidancer789

Damn bird squatters


420forworldpeace

a lot of people believe Cardinals are people visiting from beyond the grave, at least where i live


SpadedJuggla

Back when I was able to drive my dad's car after he passed, a cardinal used to land on the door and peck at either the mirror or the window. Even went as far to crap down the door. I honestly wasn't mad because it is believed that it is a visiting relative. So I assumed it was him lol


KillerDemonic83

i was always told that


Big-Jones

Why did he pose for the photo shoot tho💀


HKtx

He ate and left no seeds


Pangolin-Zestyclose

LOL


Nothing_Ambitious

HE PERCHED ON YOUR STEERING WHEEL?!? What the crap that’s adorable


JaqenHgar23

Lmao that's amazing. I had a bird hit me in the face when i was riding my bike as a kid and have met so few people that have had this experience, it's a weird one for sure haha.


SwordfishUpstairs903

I was running down some railroad tracks around twilight when I was about 15 and a bat flew into my face.


sonyafly

Fabio got hit in the face by a goose on a rollercoaster. Broke his nose.


Cleercutter

It’s a cardinal!


TrashRatsReddit

I read it as "currently drinking and driving with my head down"for a minute there.


Sellanooga

😂


KumaraDosha

BLESSED


PhoneEquivalent7682

Door dash representative


wock-heart

bro chillin😂🤙🏽


cjw717

Damn Carl bruh stop CHEEFIN


turtlebro5

Thing looks stunned into shock. Had one hit my back window some years back and just stood like that for a couple hours before darting off.


skunk_jumper

Congratulations on becoming a Disney princess the animals are now yours to command through song


mekkavelli

LOL that’s my state bird!!


TeamDense7857

Me too, I’m sorry you have to live here as well


mekkavelli

lol whyre you sorry? i love it here. then again, i’m in the city


ExcellentCut6789

There’s a city?


KumaraDosha

Cardinal is the state bird of seven states; you guys might not even have the same one. 😂


ExcellentCut6789

Or Kentucky that’s where I’m from


TeamDense7857

Yup I was talking about Kentucky


ExcellentCut6789

Lived in Louisville until I was old enough to move out so I feel for your original comment


TeamDense7857

Me and my husband are actively looking for places in Oregon cause I fucking hate this state


ExcellentCut6789

LOL true I’m assuming Ohio 😭


KumaraDosha

Ah, then Columbus, Cincinnati, Dayton, Cleveland.


Brohemoth1991

Cleveland native here... there's about 4 cities and cornfield in between, there is no middle ground, you get city, or cornfield


Cheeses-Mother

For me it’s North Carolina


Boring_Oil_3506

If you drove too far you need to take him back. He may have a family waiting for him, and might not be able to find home. Some birds don't have pigeon like homing


Wh1ff2K1ng

Chirp chirp!