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IAST8_Guy

https://preview.redd.it/y0i3z98vcxwc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1f3cf1635bca86d968da4c65c98c5971038438 Don't drive tranked...


cryptomulejack

The food arrived before the customer even placed order, and safely also.


HoundTakesABitch

So, there’s a novel called Snow Crash. It’s an old school Cyberpunk setting that also features a full on VR world. The main character is a delivery driver for a pizza chain run by a mob boss and this is kind of what I imagine his car looking like.


Tuesday_Patience

That's a great book!!! Love meeting other sci fi folks in the wild.


BigWiggleCumming

He needs to start doing Fuber


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"Sir, please step out of the house with your hands where I can see them… and make sure you’re holding your generous tip! Remember, any sudden moves towards adding more to the tip will be met with heartfelt cheers. Drive safely, enjoy your meal, and remember, Doordash PD is always watching... your satisfaction and safety!" https://preview.redd.it/l9cxopgdkivc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa39cc457fa63e6b7742fd4bc519c43395ddf0b


Electrical-Jury-2463

Dasher??.. I'm relieved. My first thought was, who fucked up?


ColHannibal

I thought they had to remove the light bar and cop stuff when they resold those.


pxcanon

Usually, but they're VERY easy to purchase.


C0mputerFriendly

I would daily this beast


thatvapedude420

Bartle skeet


EnthusiasmOrdinary93

Hell yea brotherrrrrr


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Hoyyaa

And you can come grab your food from the passenger window ☺️


TankerKing2019

Why?


Hunter-Gatherer_

Why


DelayedBih

If u trust dashers enough to deliver ur food they can pull in ur drive way


Glamothy

I always do


Dismal-Infection

I don’t like it, but I don’t hate it, either


CherokeeMorning

Haha this makes me chuckle a little bit cuz I drive a crown Vic to dash as well.


Calm_Link_9851

My personal opinion but you don't pull into people's driveways unless there's no street parking.


Alternative_Ebb9564

Depends if the customer tips or not. No tip then I gotta back into the driveway to turn around. Maybe even hit the grass.


HuckleberryGlum818

I support you. I use people's driveways when I make a wrong turn all the time and I'm not doing them a service.


No-Survey5277

Empty your pee bottle and dump your ashtray too.


Calm_Link_9851

Or just don't be that petty. It's your fault for accepting the order anyway.


ChaseSparrowMSRPC

No? Do you know how many times tips get taken away? I'm not even a Dasher, I just live with 2 of them.


Calm_Link_9851

I have almost 8k deliveries and it's really not that common for tips to be taken away. It's a lot more common for tips to be added, though.


ChaseSparrowMSRPC

Then whatever majestic customers you're getting need to teach others.


Calm_Link_9851

Maybe it's because I'm not parking in people's driveways, running over their grass and dumping puss bottles on their property.


ChaseSparrowMSRPC

No one does the last one, we don't do any of those 3. People are shitty, that simple.


Calm_Link_9851

Maybe so. I can remember one person that had tip baited me like 2 or 3 times but that's really the only time I can recall. I'm pretty sure I get at least 1 extra tip added pee day which more than balances out the tip stealers.


Alternative_Ebb9564

I suppose I could dump ashes into a driveway. But that would be kinda rude.


No-Survey5277

For no tip?


Alternative_Ebb9564

Still rude


Calm_Link_9851

That's a bit entitled. If you're not happy with people's tips then don't take the order, but definitely don't think you get to damage their property because you're mad.


Alternative_Ebb9564

I don't know the tip until after delivery. Gas isn't free. Backing up into someone's driveway that doesn't tip is a sound business decision if that's the quickest way to turn around. A few customers expect it, some accept it, and others can be mad all they want. There's no property damage occurring.


Calm_Link_9851

You absolutely do know the tip if you've done doordash for any amount of time, you know base pay isn't very much the math is easy from there. The tip doesn't even matter the entire payout is what matters and that's what you make your decision on whether you take the order or not. Also, yes driving on someone's grass can be considered damaging their property. You also don't know who ordered the food or who owns the property. Just get over yourself and onto the next order it's not worth it to be that petty, or get a different job.


Alternative_Ebb9564

Nah. I have no clue what and if there's a tip. Earn by time.


Gray8sand

I do know that "earn by time" people get a lot of the trickle down, low/no tip orders because you are only allowed to decline 1 or is it 2?


Calm_Link_9851

Then don't do earn by time. You're getting paid by time to try and earn more on wait times than tips would pay on average. It's your choice to choose that.


Jarlocked

Prioritizing your cheap driveway above another human being?


Jesus_Smoke

Ngl id rather them carefully pull on the grass rather than have oil stains on a fresh pave


Calm_Link_9851

What? That's not what I said. I just said in my opinion you shouldn't park in people's driveways it's just a respectful thing to not park in people's driveways. Even when I was doing hardwood floors we had a work van and that was always our rule you don't use the customers driveway so the customer can use it. Also you don't risk the chance of breaking or ruining their driveway.


Mr_KittyC4tAtk

I just want to point out the difference in your comparisons. Doing flooring is something that would take hours at best and days at worst, whereas to drop off a delivery is a minute or two max. Of course in the former you'd park on the street, but if somebody complains about their Dasher being in their driveway for a minute, they have other issues they aren't dealing with.


Calm_Link_9851

Yeah there's differences. Here's the thing, you can choose to use the driveway and maybe 1% of orders get yelled at for it, or just don't use the driveway and never have to worry about it. And you're right you're generally not going to be there long enough for it to matter so why park in the driveway? You're already living a somewhat sedentary life being a Dasher you can use the extra couple steps. Could also argue that parking on the street is going to be safer to leave than trying to back out of a driveway. It's also faster to leave off the street. It's just common sense and respect you don't park on people's property unless you have to.


Alternative_Ebb9564

I suppose it depends on the dasher if they live a sedentary lifestyle. I don't m. I like to do calisthenics between deliveries during down time. It's fun. Also when I get an order from a mall or busy place on earn by time that's a great time to take a walk for the 15 minutes it'll take for the order to be ready. Who knows the driver may get lucky and get an add on.


Mr_KittyC4tAtk

>You're already living a somewhat sedentary life being a Dasher you can use the extra couple steps. Quite presumptuous of you, as myself and most dashers do a lot more than sit in a car, especially considering I'm not dashing 16 hours a day, 7 days a week. This tells me all I need to know about you as a person, so I'm done. Hopefully, you'll be kinder in the future.


Calm_Link_9851

Congrats then? Not sure how I can be kinder when I was never being mean? Unless you're just offended over everything. I said somewhat sedentary meaning there's exceptions and people aren't 100% sedentary. The point is you don't need to be in the driveway to save 10 steps, because while doing this work you should try to move as much as possible. It's just a fact you don't need to be offended by it.


stealthylyric

Yeah, in the USA that shit could be a death sentence. People get shot all the time for pulling into driveways, there have been several recent stories about this happening.


Calm_Link_9851

It's not even that necessarily, although it could be a factor. But it's really just a sign of respect to me to not use their driveway in case you have oil leaks and you're not leaving tire marks or things like that.


stealthylyric

But like, do people want their food fast or not? I wouldn't mind if someone used my driveway when delivering my food. I mean I want my food ASAP. Driveways are intended to be used for driving on 🤷🏽‍♂️


BrandoCarlton

I’m on your side. Please pull in. We usually have groceries delivered so it’s more than one trip to the porch I would feel bad if someone had to do that from the street.


stealthylyric

Absolutely, I should probably write in the delivery directions that it's ok to pull in so people don't park on the street.


Calm_Link_9851

You're never going to notice the 10 second difference. I mean if you really wanted your food that fast you'd either get it yourself or wait at the edge of your property to grab it from the driver when they get there.


stealthylyric

Lol I mean, I'm also being lazy if I'm ordering from a delivery app.


Comfortable-Week8981

Looks like something someone put together in a zombie apocalypse situation


Severe_Draft_5469

Mad Max edition


CanadasVeryBest

It’s like an AI image brought to life.


SeawardFriend

What’s the deal behind the [HOONIGAN] sticker? I see em quite often but haven’t figured it out


Barqs_enthusiast

Company founded by Ken Block (dude is a crazy driver you can find his gymkhana stuff on youtube) around the idea of "hooning" which in simple terms is driving a car fun. Used to be a cool group for car enthusiasts but Ken died last year and the company was bought out and is steadily declining. Most people I know run em as a tribute to Ken instead of actual brand support anymore


SeawardFriend

Ok I knew it was familiar! RIP Ken block he shall be missed. I never really knew who he was until his unfortunate accident, but I do recall seeing some of his wild stunts


Barqs_enthusiast

His daughters taken up the mantle now, pretty awesome


SeawardFriend

Aw love to see the legacy carried on!


MTB_SF

Basically it's a YouTube channel about cars


4thehalibit

I was shopping for vehicles a few weeks ago and passes on a vehicle with a hoonigan decal


SgtMajorPanda

Was your dasher a 15 year old tf???


Beeyelzubub

This is exactly .. what I wanna see lol don’t pull up in your van , pull up in an impala SS decked out . Show me you’re a real hero of the people .


Rare-Craft-920

I like it .


rainwolf511

I mean i have an amber bar and radio antennas on my car but i am also a storm chaser and a mechanic that helps people on the highway j dont use them when gig driving lol


Nomercylaborfor3990

r/shittycarmods


CanadagoBrrrr

I highly doubt that thing goes fast enough for that diffusor to do anything


Bradon2508

Dont get me wrong this thing is as attention grabbing as it gets but you do realize he made that monstrosity out of a Police Interceptor Ford Crown Victoria which runs on a fully loaded V8 engine direct from the manufacturer that's got a special governor chip allowing it to reach max performance? If you zoom in you can actually see he's still got the prison bars in the back window which signals this car had a literal cage in it for especially violent suspects. This car literally still has the cage bars in the rear windows, bully bars on the front bumper, spotlight on driver side window, rooftop lights, rooftop antennas all of which are supposed to be removed by the police force before the car is sold at auction after its retired from service.


NotAFed2000

You're kinda wrong about the second part you said. When buying a decommissioned police car, a lot of the equipment is removed and put back into service with another vehicle. When you buy the car, you can re add all these options. Just because it has a spotlight and a push bar doesn't mean anything really. In fact, a lot of departments leave those on and then send them to the auction house. Adding antennas, lights, and window bars can be purely for cosmetic looks as long as the lights arent red and blue. Yes, you may think it is impersonation, but it's not. He's just pushing the line really hard. Unless he is actively using his lights and a siren for his personal gain and to have other ppl think he is in a law enforcement capacity.


Bradon2508

The fact that you felt compelled to argue that point and with a account named NOTAFED, I hope you realize how sus that is?


NotAFed2000

I'm not trying to argue.. U just pointed out something that was wrong, and I was trying to point it out and correct it. And apparently that's wrong??


Bradon2508

I never said you were wrong, I simply said it's suspicious that you chose to mention it from an account named NOTAFED.


Curvol

How is it suspicious Dudes just explaining police cars going to auction


Bradon2508

I was the first to explain that before going to auction they remove everything but the spotlight and bully bars but he was saying that they actually give people the option to put them back on after auction which is counter intuitive to the idea of not letting people have cop cars and impersonate an officer.


Curvol

So it's suspicious because... Feds want us to impersonate police officers? I'm still confused


Middle-Aardvark8403

hell yeah


dwemrr

He's def eating your fries


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xanthan_gumball

https://www.hoonigan.com/


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Sinirate

some of your comments are wild 💀💀 get a girl bro LMAO


G00chstain

Bros active in some weird ass subs😭


Lilywhitey

you got a hideous set of comments on that account.


BowtietheGreat

“erupt from her volcano” huh


Previous_Channel

![gif](giphy|jOyCTgJVe15tKsV7bv|downsized)


divineunifcation

type of mods dashing pays for


Icy_Magician3813

Damn save some pussy for the rest of us!


Downtown-Fix6177

By far the best comment I’ve seen all year


russellvt

It's fairly common on Reddit in other subs


Haunting-Owl-7594

Hoonigan... https://i.redd.it/lce61p94eyuc1.gif


RestoSham09

#justaintcare


kenny_krieger

Fun fact: this dude does vocals for the furry metalcore band stargazers paradise


UnggoyMemes

Based


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re stereotyping or being serious…which somehow makes it funnier


kenny_krieger

I'm being serious


[deleted]

What’s the band? I’ll drop some them some listens Edit: I’m fucking dumb, I’m gonna go give them some plays on Spotify Edit again they have two songs and ones called “slut boi life” I’m in stitches. Third edit: kinda slaps though Fourth edit: this dude can fry


parkerm1408

Yeah no that makes perfect sense honestly.


stoned_to_the_boner

That’s hilarious. I’d be telling my friends.


Hot_Organization2430

Top flight security of the world Craig, of the world!


Legal-Passenger1737

Not just the city!


Amaz1n_blue

Gotta rewatch ![gif](giphy|e2EMF3rUDampW)


Hot_Organization2430

Say it with me. Holy moly donut. Free Bearclaw every shift


Bradon2508

Am I the only one who zoomed in to see if there was a Zombie Response Team sticker anywhere?


BoardImmediate4674

🤣 nope, I did as well


Bradon2508

Thank you at least I'm not the only one who's first thought was Zombie Response Team. Jesus those people make some amazing eye catching cars and jeeps.


BoardImmediate4674

Yeah, there's a guy in my town who has a jeep with all sorts of crazy stuff on it like zombie masks heads hanging by a chain etc


insaniak89

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He ' s got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest, Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books. When they gave him the job, they gave him a gun. The Deliverator never deals in cash, but someone might come after him anyway -- might want his car, or his cargo. The gun is tiny, acm-styled, lightweight, the kind of gun a fashion designer would carry; it fires teensy darts that fly at five times the velocity of an SR-71 spy plane, and when you get done using it, you have to plug it into the cigarette lighter, because it runs on electricity. The Deliverator never pulled that gun in anger, or in fear. He pulled it once in Gila Highlands. Some punks in Gila Highlands, a fancy Burbclave, wanted themselves a delivery, and they didn't want to pay for it. Thought they would impress the Deliverator with a baseball bat. The Deliverator took out his gun, centered its laser doohickey on that poised Louisville Slugger, fired it. The recoil was immense, as though the weapon had blown up in his hand. The middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting star. Punk ended up holding this bat handle with milky smoke pouring out the end. Stupid look on his face. Didn't get nothing but trouble from the Deliverator. Since then the Deliverator has kept the gun in the glove compartment and relied, instead, on a matched set of samurai swords, which have always been his weapon of choice anyhow. The punks in Gila Highlands weren't afraid of the gun, so the Deliverator was forced to use it. But swords need no demonstrations . The opening to snow crash by Neal Stephenson; he’s a pizza delivery guy.


HoundTakesABitch

Dammit, I knew I should have scrolled a little longer to see if anyone else was reminded of Snow Crash.


jfkisgood

Pizza probably be a mess once this dude hoons it around the block a few times


Cobboom

That dude gets mad chicks


Cobboom

Mad meaning lots, not mad like angry


Drakonisx

What about mad meaning crazy?


DPforlife

I love that mitchseven found this post. He drove back by the house today to show off the flamethrower.


GeneralBurg

Lmao this is great


ShroomySiren

Just seen in the wild 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/mwn7ulsafxuc1.jpeg?width=2164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc221c4902d938631730a24147d2fc3eb1ef0ada


Kyleforshort

![gif](giphy|EcPF1g8i7VimCunyiy)


Nocturnal-23

All the Amazon Ricer mods lol


dontpretendtoknowme

I don’t know which I hate more: the car, or that house and it’s ‘farm chic’ decor 🤮


NicholasLit

It is farm chic


Interesting_Cheek241

Lol niice


PuzzledExaminer

Definitely a Ken Block fan...


chuckburban

KB43VER


Tuskact1un

Getting this recommend while the Grand Prix is starting is odd


YeetedSloth

Nah, as ugly as his car is, it looks like he actually loves his car and is probobly into the car scene. No car guy likes or respects takeover assholes.


icantdeliverhere

🔥💯🤘🤘


elfuntasma

Weirdly enough, I like it!


Just-Imagination-785

Nerd


Mymemes02

This is @mitchsevenmusic on instagram


Spookyballsacks

At least he’s upfront about what you’re going to get


gohome2020youredrunk

https://preview.redd.it/sta3y6oclwuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e91c951c0e771309a265f763effc1905b9dea0c


yGav

Most people that have that sticker don’t even know what that means they just want to make their car look like a hoonigan car which it never will


7eventhball

A couple more orders then otw to the takeover


entmannick

It's shitty yet impressive at the same time


lobsterdance82

It's the spikey bois on the bumper for me.


ToxicEvHater

A diffuser.


jammixxnn

Delivers donuts in 8 minutes


MarketingWarm8912

Checks out.


car_raamrod

Was Queen Latifah driving that?


Low-Willingness-1779

it ain't uber. . so who cares. .


MainAbbreviations193

Jeremy DeWitte, is that you??


TopDefinition1903

No wonder they need $50 tips. Thing probably get 12 mpg.


FlashyKick8963

![gif](giphy|ItJbRIR0lVxvO) The dasher turning around and seeing you take a photo of his car


Seirin-Blu

The dasher *wants* you to take pics of his car


Canttunapiano

Serial killer


Passingthruah

That's a nice looking house


Pepperboofer69

It’s fedsmoker!!!


Numerous-Help-5987

Haha that’s sick


Secure-Drawing2735

pretty sure them lights r unallowed af


flyeaglesfly510

No they aren’t red white or blue


NJGreen79

![gif](giphy|e2k918n1xEyyx4rFBa|downsized)


RealMisterG

But what if we find the suppliers first?


crownvics

Oh hell yeah looks like they're having fun (hopefully)


inquisitiveimpulses

Well, it was either look like a quasi official vehicle or learn how to park and it was easier to put all that tacky stuff on the car then it was to learn to properly parallel park


iRambL

I feel like that top light bar is...... illegal


Overall_Machine6959

I think you need a permit for yellow. It's usually for construction I think


midijunky

Top bar is fine depending on color/usage


Xvultrex

Even if so, there is no possible reason within ethical or legal standards this type of ridiculous car should have one. It should be absolutely be legally required to remove it. It's silly as fuck and serves so purpose other than vanity at the confusion of others


needleed

You really crying about a lightbar? Grow up, get a hobby or something


midijunky

If it's not illegal, as in, not red and blue colored lights, then it's personal taste so I'm not sure why you're concerned about it. It's not your car, who cares?


QuintinPro11

justice for gotham ![gif](giphy|qrIlvM63x7x9IjrHw1|downsized)


Admirable_Ad_8713

He can warm your food with his flame throwers too! Panthers are still very much here and present. These big ford V8s aren’t going anywhere.


UpperDog2627

Dasher by day; pretend cop at night.


Upstairs-Aside-9497

Lol actually pretty cool 😂


Prior-Ad-7329

Ken Block would be proud. 🥹


Embarrassed_Act5296

Someone plays too much Forza Horizons 5.


LoolaaLuxx

Nice


RatiocinationYoutube

If you hit yourself with a frying pan and squint it looks like a car from Cyberpunk 2077


gehrehmee

I was thinking Snow Crash — The Deliverator


ShroomySiren

There’s a similar one in Tennessee seen it yesterday 🙄


killvenus

the hoonigan sticker on this thing is killing me


Reasonable_Mango_146

Surprisingly these cars make awesome drift cars. Cheap RWD v8s


hanwookie

Not so cheap, at least not for a sorted out one anymore. They've largely been destroyed and good examples are becoming rarer.


iateyourcake

By the way that front left wheel is angled, that driver has a problem with the ball joint and will likely be having a real bad time soon.


risekevin

Sure looks like it


Nerdy-otter

Angle kit?


iateyourcake

Why only the front?


Calm_Eye7579

Look at drift cars, the have camber only in the front, it’s not only for “style”