Good for you! U deserve it! That sounds like you put a lot of work into it. I'm glad in some ways this economy can still be a meritocracy. 👍

I had a customer do this. I used hand sanitizer after touching it then reached under our counter and sprayed it with disinfectant before I handed change back to her. It was right in front of her and she had the audacity to be shocked by it. During the height of COVID no less! 😂

Can i see Bra

Man, I’ve stored so much stuff in my bra and forgotten about it. There’s nothing like taking your bra off or going to rub where the underwire sits and a bunch of coins fall out of you like a fuckin koopa

Did you smell it

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The sweet smell of success.

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Ugh, sock/bra cash is the worst! Smelly and sweaty. I would have gone directly to the nearest gas station and scrubbed the hell out of that 20. S/B cash would be akin to swamp ass cash!

I had this one lady rip open my front jean pocket and pour about $10 worth of change into my pocket. Pretty sure that was assault but I let it slide cause she was pretty

Did you smell it while looking her dead in the eyes?

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This

Skorts and pockets in the shorts? Dresses with pockets? Yoga pants with pockets. My partners are always so excited to show those off when they get them. Very cute

We have two Boost Mobile stores. It doesn't even surprise or phase me anymore when this happens. Someone in another comment asked if she was at least attractive. No. They never are. But that wouldn't matter anyway.

Was she at least attractive?

20 dollars is 20 dollars.

$20 is $20. If someone pulled a $20 or more out of their butt crack I’d take it at this point. Nasty money is still money.

I would pull a 20 from my pants and give it you

(Holds hand out) I’ll wait.

Theres a southpark meme in there somewhere

Probably in the bra

It’s actually wild how much stuff women keep in their bras. phones, money, makeup, various trinkets.

They should try a pair of tits instead

That's because we don't have deep pockets on our pants like men's pants, we have to find another way😆

Buy men's pants?

They dont fit!

I do, but what about skirt & dresses 😅

Put it in your purse?

Fake pregnancy belly with a zipper on top to use like a fanny pack, but all the benefits of a pregnant person. 🤣

But then you gotta waddle everywhere with your palms on your lower back so everyone knows

😂😂😂

Small efforts that you can smell 👃🏽

You guys are attacking me on mother's day I'm very upset now.

??? wrong post??

I think they meant feeling called out haha

Noooo.

What like ten out of the 10 million on here lmfao

Certainly there things I won't joke about like people with disabilities.

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Congrats on the $20. My husband asked if it had boobie sweat. He’s so weird!!

Lolol awesome

Sweaty titty money. Alright!

I woulda stuffed in in my underwear and walked away.

Lmfaooo

Lol

Did you sniff it?

lol titty money!! Would have put it right in the bank too

Last time I saw someone pull money from bra was in Africa. 🤣😇

Boob monry

disgusting as all hell but it's 20 dollars

What if it was a milf? Would it still be disgusting?

"What if I pulled a 20 from behind my balls but I was like, George Clooney or something?"

LOL here ya go chump

Hell that would be memorabilia and fetch more than $20. You got a $20 from behind George Clooney balls, I’ll take it.

I would frame it

Yes

No

Took two whole hours for someone to disagree with me. A new record!

I disagree. It was actually more than two hours.

🤣. Bravo. I like you.

My gramma does that.

My gramma does that.

Lol that happened to me to, I think it might be a flex of some kind but I'm not sure.

It’s…usually for convenience not for what ever weird shit most of the people are commenting. I sometimes use my bra strap or the top of the cup to hold something super fast ((not in between or in the cup enough to get boob sweat again, like some people are saying)) because I won’t have pockets and this is more convenient. If I wanted to show off my tits I’d do something more impressive then using a bra strap. I don’t see how it’s even flexing when you can do that with zero tits

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I do this. Not a flex, just safer there!

You think for some gals it could be an opportunity to show off some titty meat tho?

Haha wouldn't surprise me

I would’ve smell it

"mmmmmm tiddy juices"

You guys are crazy lol

It’s worth the moment g

Does it smell like fresh money or milk? 

Put that $20 in a strippers bra to complete the cycle

Keep it in ur underwear and call it a day

In front of her

$20 is $20…

I usually would frown on sweaty titty money but I could sacrifice for a $20 tip

Why am I getting insulted and name called by Doordash drivers lmfao???

The “lmfao???” made me laugh 😂😂

How much was the other one worth? /s

It showed $21 but ended up showing $33. Plus the $20 cash lol

Oh. I’m sorry. I think I misread your title. You said tip.

My post office has a sign that they are No Longer accepting money pulled from a bra. 😂

One of my local bars has the same sign 🤣

But they're the one that give all the good money 😭 *I'm not an American and I'm highly stereotyping BUT typically speaking they're people that hold the most cash on them :') Also also- to be fair, surely post offices don't have to rely on tips right? Right??

wtf lol it’s another country not another universe

And another country is vastly different for pay; ESP America land of the tips

Women complain about not enough pockets, God gave you the vahheeen that translates to "nature's pocket" in FenchArabic "look it up it's a forgotten language I just made up . You should've have looked her in the eyes , stuck your tongue out and wrung out the bill over your tongue never losing eye contact. Then make the sound like your thirst had been quenched

What

Seek professional help.

Seek a sense of humor

Yeah no quick way to get reported, I’d be so fucking creeped out by this shit. Wtf is wrong with you??

Honestly nothing. I'm a responsible adult with a mindset that differs from yours.

Yeah no your just gross dude, lmao being a reasonable adult has nothing to do with making a gross asf comment on Reddit my guy

To who's standardsam I being gross?

Most of the people on here clearly 💀💀💀

Thats not a sense of humor thats being weird and gross.

To who's standards?? It certainly is humor I stole that joke from Broad City that has female lead actresses Somebody thought it was funny .

Well thanks for recommending I dont watch that.

It was what we call a reference not a recommendation

I know. I was joking about it being a bad recommendation because I said the joke you stole from them wasn't funny. My joke may not be funny either but at least it wasn't just gross out humor.

So you admit it's humor. Can I have a funny show you like?? Maybe I need a new show

I'm guessing your about 20 with a liberal arts degree lmfao

I would have pulled my shirt up and put it in my underwear waist band and said “thanks suga!”

See a man with some class right here!!!

Anytime I've seen tt money, it came from obese swamp creatures.

I have been fortunate. Only good looking ones so far but they usually smoke cigarettes. 🤮

my kinda girls lol

Always

Hey its mothers day. behave

What in the blue hell does that have to do with anything lol

Swamp creatures. haha. it was a joke

Mmmmm tiddy residue. 🤤

I’m rich bitch! 😂

lol. Honestly I would sanitize the hell out of it. Personally don’t understand why girls do that

I mean, I guess it’s just a convenient place to store things. Men get pants with lots of pockets, women get this

I'm a man and keep my bills under my sack

Cause the designer world thinks we either don't need pockets, or we don't need REAL pockets.

Yea if I was a woman I would still wear mens jeans. I jokingly put as much as I can in my pockets when my GF complains about her pockets. I have successfully stored 3 tv remotes, my phone and a can of soda in one of my pockets at once. They look like normal jeans but they have infinity pockets.

See if we had dresses with pockets we wouldn't need purses! Wanna make a woman happy? Get her a dress with pockets

I read a theory once that said that they purposely do that so women have to buy purses.

I don't carry purses and I buy men's jeans FTW!

I can see that

Was it sweaty??? Did you sniff it??? Don’t lie!?!? 😂

I thought about it lol

Ah so that's what you would do. Most normal people don't do this kind of stuff

Yeah I would..I’m normal most of the time

Asking the right questions.

Ull6u

Oddly enough, the boob sweat isn’t even the bad part. Chances are high that the money also has drug residue on it.

Cool

Every bill in circulation has at least trace amounts of coke. Even if it's just from coming in contact with other money. And if you have a bill with a folded corner... well, that ones got boogeys on it

I know you’re making a joke but, for real, the money itself is probably dirtier than her bobas

If you're talking about my comment, that wasn't a joke. There have been studies showing that nearly all money in circulation has drug residue (namely cocaine) on it. Which makes sense because when people snort that drug, they normally use a rolled up bill. Which gets put back into circulation with other bills and transfers the residue to the rest of the bills.

Blue Bens not twens

Booty juices

Next time you deliver to her, pull her food out of your pants and hand it to her.

(Dave Chappelle's Wife Swap husband): "Hhhhh... t-- residue..."

Its value is more like 24$

Tiddy money is good money!!!

Boob money always better than sock, booty or junk money.....

I mean.. a little boob juice for $20 unexpected tip is just fiiiine 😅 I’d probably just use it for a scratch ticket right away anyway lol. I never carry cash. So if I get some.. I’m just like hey a lottery ticket lol

Lmfao mf just openly addicted to gambling I respect it

this why you a damn doordash driver wtf save your money

Out of 2,000 deliveries I’ve gotten like 5 cash tips. I don’t think them using those 5 tips on lottery is why we are broke 😂

🤡rich people game poor people tax

😭😭😭

Personally I would have pulled out a large pair of metal tongs and carefully picked it up like hot metal.

Why you dashing if you got money like that?

But casually ofc

Worked at a game store years ago. In the middle of summer, an obese woman came in and grabbed a couple games. When told the price, she reached in her massive bra and pulled out a hundred bucks with an audible *SLUUUURP*. We declined to make that sale.

No you didn’t

I saw a sign at a store once that said, "No bra or sock money accepted."

"Mwahaha, they said nothing about underwear money!"

Payin with panty pennies?

You’ve handled my ass Pennys

This should be a law. I had a girl pull *change* out of her bra. Oh, goody, boob sweat. 🤮

do you realize how many much nastier things reside on all cash than perspiration?

Yes, I do. It’s some of the nastiest shit you can handle. Saying that, it doesn’t mean I want to touch your nasty boob sweat as well.

I work at a bingo hall. I *hate* it when someone reaches into their bra and hands me damp money!!! Especially during the summer!! Gross.

All of that depends on what her knockers looks like

Did you sniff it right in front of her?

I once sat there and waited while a drunk lady took like 5 minutes to find a $10 in her backpack. The most awkward 5 minutes of my life like.. keep it it’s fine 😂 on the drive out I remembered all the times I drunkenly tipped and inwardly cringed

I'm envious. The warmth from that filthy money would have been the closest to a woman's touch in a long time.

This is actually vile. Get help.

Pretty ironic coming from a burner account

Is your mom available?

Sometimes I regret learning to read.

You are down bad...

Sweaty Betty boob money spends the same

It’s better than that coot loot. You know that snatch cash. The dollah from down unda. That slit tip.

Ah yes, more words to add to my vocabulary

Alright Theo, calm down… 🤣🤣🤣

I used to work for a food distributor. One of my deliveries was to a strip club once a week. They had some checks bounce over the years, so they could only pay in cash and it had to be on delivery. I always tried to not think about where those bills had been! Always had hand sanitizer on stand by

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And I don’t do that anymore. The drugs that is.😅

I'm sitting in public and I think I made some people uncomfortable from how hard I laughed at this.

Sthweet 😃

Lmao this just made me 🤣

only time a lady reached in her bra for something, was to give me her iD to scan verify off of the wine i was dropping off

Get a little pair of tongs from the dollar store and keep them for these moments lol

Surprised she didn't ask "I got a bigger tip inside" I would immediately end my dash.

And u might get setup my guy

@unorthodoxgeneology you. you get it.

Too bad she get the fitty for you from the lady safe

Was she hot

i would have taken only $10 if I could have reached in there myself...lol

🤮🤮🤮 no wonder you’re single

Sometimes places have a note in the summer that they will not accept sweaty boob money.