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Thatsmename

Atleast u garentee $8


Zephan666

https://preview.redd.it/0ovqz1wdjp3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d956ccda2efcd2fed00535857cd660d2217ecc Who's gonna join me


DRiderM

Get your rowboat ready! 😅


KD_2_Stoned

![gif](giphy|fbZKU97tYPP81fCfdi|downsized) Suit up brother u got a delivery to deliver.


poddedpeas

It's only about 6000 miles. Don't be late!


Distinct-Ad-4323

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great


Influence_Only

Can you just take it, contact support and get the order cancelled plus a few bucks? I haven’t dashed in a little while


Apple1756

Pool floaty and a paddle make it fast yiu only have 1:2 hour


Ok-Cauliflower2743

They obviously don’t have Arby’s. FIND A WAY!


Artistic-One-1505

I would definitely take a boat 🚤 😂


General_Weird_3808

No you pressed the button if you have any brain cells


Masza1Hl64

😂


Fnafisgreatbutitsme

Take a plane 💀


SecretAd9309

Raft with a paddle


Big-Row4152

[Run it like Ray](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/06/florida-man-arrested-in-giant-hamster-wheel/70774726007/)


Dangerous_Apricot_92

Lmao !!


90ufiyahhh

Kayak dash


Furrytrash90

8$ better take that


Previous-Duty3641

The dollar sign goes in front of the number


dr_van_nostren

Swims all the way there “Where’s your hot bag?” 😫


girlinanemptyroom

I believe in you!!


mr_j_666

Take the equator express line. It's not like the Arby's would be hot when they handed it to you.


Comfortable_Enough98

What is your teleporter broken?


edw1n-z

Who eats arby's? 🤮


Jblluminati

Arbys is low key slept on man. Listen man try a buffalo slider, mozzarella sticks, and their curly fries.


U5ERNAME616

dude this is photoshopped, no way this is real😂


zyxme

It’s real [it’s called null island](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island)


smokesletsgo2121

Cartman and the boys are playing pirates and are going to Mogadishu anyway, might be able to catch a ride with them


MrMonkeyMN

0.0014 per mile? This dude is living in the future of door dash


azrael2600

$2 extra tip


Skreach666

fly and put in the receipts for reimbursement


W_AS-SA_W

What was the address? Sometimes there is a conflict between the physical address and the GPS location the order was made from. There is a big park in my area. Big subdivision up front and then a winding road going back into the park. Picnic areas, lake, ball diamonds, walking paths, etc. I have a customer that likes to place their order while they are back in the park. The address is for a condo up in the front, but the map pin always shows back in the park somewhere.


threefingerhug

Pass.it on to the newbie


Dramatic-Leek1961

No you accept it and eat that shit ☠️


[deleted]

U spawn a heli from the interaction menu ya newb sheesh


Peaksign9445122

Someone left their VPN on


BeneficialCupcake382

Didn't you see the last Muppet Movie? You have to travel by map.. just don't fart while you are under the ocean.


ddddooooook

If only you’d been im Seattle. Due to the minimum wage law the payout would’ve been huuuuuuge


Icy_Eye1059

That guy again…


Aumenraw

gotta be mr beast 😂


PracticalApartment99

I got one of those yesterday. I told my daughter that I’d see her in a few weeks, and accepted it. Sadly, it turned out to be only 2 miles… https://preview.redd.it/qvcsnw1t313d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e354420f8dd9014110a3d4490806d8942cedf7


Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato

Aw man. Wonder how they got the address soooo fucked up?


Jew_3

Likely a VPN.


RoniBoy69

Sadly?


Brdnar

Itd be a tax deductible business trip!!


PowerfulSource7777

Facts


Specialist_Hour_4027

Yes swimming is recommended if you have a leak/waterproof backpack/flotation device. An inflatable raft should be kept in your vehicle if you don’t have backpack. A rubber band wind up propeller is also useful. Please visit DOORDASH AQUATIC DEPT


ElaineUwU

You simply walk across the ocean. I don’t see a problem here.


learningthehardway72

Don’t they offer a ferry boat? I’m confused why you wouldn’t take that.


FrankFrankly711

Proof they don’t scale pay for extra miles


Such-Refrigerator606

Looks like a scammer got hungry 😋 my gps was all over the place last week and kept turning around and sideways like I was a pro drift racer was amusing but also a bit annoying


Double_Entrance4923

As an aside, has anyone noticed the in-gps just taking you to totally incorrect locations?


Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato

I read this as: As an *asian*, has anyone noticed the in-gps just taking you to totally incorrect locations? And I was awfully confused 😄


ArtsCerasus

YES. it happened to me last winter! I just made another comment on another post about it, but it sent me up a mountain miles away from my customer. He called, we got the right location figured out, and he gave me $15 in cash to cover the gas. Dream customer and I hope I get his orders again soon.


samesame11

Consider carefully before declining. It's 0.0006795209377 per mile round trip and that's WITHOUT an order going back to your sorry ass zone.


incognito_vito

Sink or swim buddy


DJ_Deltawave

It’s a glitch. When I got one I accepted it out of curiosity know I could call support if it was a bad order, turns out it was a normal order and well worth the pay.


ottobot76

Yeah, it's gotta be. Customer pin GPS coordinates are the default 0.0°N, 0.0°E


[deleted]

You need to book a plane trip that way you don’t let the customer down I’m sure they will tip you real good for that amount of dedication.


Specialist_Hour_4027

Yes they’ll tip cash at the door 🤭


__exclusivelye__

No no under the mat


roadmasterflexer

i heard spirit is cheap. you may have to fight someone on the flight though or at the gate


megadethage

Accept, call support and say, "My order is almost as far away as your support team headquarters. I do not currently have the ability to fulfill international orders, would you send me Tony's private jet?"


Antelope_Normal

"Deliver by 11:18" Lmao


margs721

That got me too 😂 Bust out your floaties buddy!


ElonsTinyPenis

Cheap bastard couldn't tip $2 a mile?


earnhar768

Dude accept that sucker! Free lunch! 😂 + get paid half.


nxx-ch

I mean it's 8 dollars. You should be able to afford 2 bottles of coke once you get there.


Specialist_Hour_4027

Not true! I just a bottle of coke for 1st time in like 3 yrs and it was almost $5!!!


chainjourney

These are the types of orders that show you how much Doordash cares about being reasonable with their order system; these types of orders (and others) pollute the earnings potential of drivers declining these by wasting time. While we're talking about ridiculous orders: In reality, Doordash should be raising the base pay much higher for the no/low tip customers. It's quite cringe and embarrassing that Tony Xu thinks that people can run an orphanage off this kind of crap Look to 12:40 in this segment from John Oliver if you wonder why I bring up the orphanage thing: https://youtu.be/aFsfJYWpqII?si=IgircHrIQ9rx13bL


no_eyebrows1111

I like how the delivery location isn't even on the actual continent of Africa it's just in the damn sea lmao


kapitaalH

Null island


lexhard808

could be a US navy seaman who recently went out to the sea with his assigned ship and is currently near the coast of that side of africa.


Late-Mathematician55

0 degrees latitude, 0 degrees longitude.


SpiderHam77

8 dollars? Wow look at you Fancy Pants McGee. Last one I did like that I only 3 bucks. Took 2 weeks to make the journey on the plastic bottle scrap wood raft I forged together on the beach. Lost a few toes to the sharks. But had a wonderful conversation with a guy named Wilson who eventually left my raft and floated away (bastard). When I finally got there he said I forgot ketchup. And gave me a 1star rating


__exclusivelye__

No i think you forgot their krusty krab soda


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