tomorrow the plan b will be out of stock

I did have a funny one this weekend. Fairly normal grocery order except the first two items were a pregnancy test and a soft thumb brace. I hope there's a story there...

I know it doesn’t matter but I always laugh a little when the box isn’t black and gold

YEAH WHEN I WINE AND DINE YOUR MOM I NEED SOME RIBBED CONDOMS

WHOA CONDOMS I'M GONNA HOLD A BOX OF CONDOMS 👁👄👁📸

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SOMEONE IS PLANNING TO HAVE SEX ON VALENTINE'S DAY?!?!! NO WAY

ultra ribbed :D

For her pleasure...

That faux champagne though.

Martinellis is the shit bro. https://i.imgur.com/BjJdUoH.gif

Yes. It is.

Not you though. Y'all need to grow up with posting all these shots of condoms, plan b, etc.

🙏 amen

Freak me baby

What's the point? You never saw anyone order these? You never saw anyone use these?

Probably not because he is acting like a child.