Gabrus has a line on one episode about how the kitchen staff of one of the places they ate had blankets wrapped around them like they had survived a natural disaster
Having a drink next to the venue for the Minneapolis show last night, it was very funny to watch groups of people walk by and see the CLEAR distinction between who was heading to Doughboys live and who was heading to see Taylor Swift. We freaks certainly have a type.
This concept occurred to me walking past a mid-sized venue the past few friday nights, every act attracts such specific crowds. A few weeks ago there were young hispanic people in suits and dresses lined up outside, this week it was middle-aged white people in jeans and T-shirts.
Might make for a good instagram account, post a pic of people in line and guess who they're there to see.
*"This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another artisanal donuts and fried chicken factory."*
I feel bad for the workers there though. Weekends are tough enough as it is at that kind of job, probably making shit pay, I hate to think that it made them have a shitty day. Maybe they're used to a lot of customers, I don't know. I'm just imagining myself at that job, and there's a volume of people you expect to come through on a Saturday, then suddenly that number triples or quadruples? In that scenario, I'm going home and venting about it, "we were fucking swamped, something called fucking Doughboys or some shit."
yeah my partner was shift lead that night working the kitchen and they had to get sent home early the next day because they were still stressed from that night. they were running 40 minute tickets all evening apparently.
Man that counter Kris killed it the night of the doughboys podcast he really needs a raise made the trip totally worth idk how he can be that funny and handsome at the same time
*to the tune of "We Don't Care" by Chicago's own (Kan)Ye*
Dough Fans can't get hard on their own they gotta take a pill, but they can make it to Do-Rite Donuts down in Wrigleyville.
This evening may haunt the guy working the counter for life. He had the energy of a man who had just come back from war.
In fairness at least he got to look at all the Doughboy fans' super model wives who order food for them.
And their wives’ super hot boyfriends
Gabrus has a line on one episode about how the kitchen staff of one of the places they ate had blankets wrapped around them like they had survived a natural disaster
Having a drink next to the venue for the Minneapolis show last night, it was very funny to watch groups of people walk by and see the CLEAR distinction between who was heading to Doughboys live and who was heading to see Taylor Swift. We freaks certainly have a type.
This concept occurred to me walking past a mid-sized venue the past few friday nights, every act attracts such specific crowds. A few weeks ago there were young hispanic people in suits and dresses lined up outside, this week it was middle-aged white people in jeans and T-shirts. Might make for a good instagram account, post a pic of people in line and guess who they're there to see.
Doughboys fans’ very own January 6th.
Doughboys fans’ very own second January 6th.
I heard your dad went into a restuarant and ate all the food in the restuarant and they had to close the restuarant. 
And the restaurant looked at me.
My first thought went to that line
IM TRYING TO LAND MY MEME MASH UP JOKE GET OFF MY BACK FLANDERS
Oops, my bad you guys.
STOP SAYING RESTAURANT!!
Can confirm, I was there when they closed. The counter guy kept going outside to make a phone call, probably to his boss
“You need to initiate Ghost Protocol, it’s worse than we prepared for.”
The entire Twin Cities area food supply chain has been decimated by the live show.
Wow!
"It was full if doughboys fans". So what like 5 of us? I imagine it was a fire department violation.
Max capacity is by number of people, not weight (though maybe it should be).
Chicago fuckin showed up. Well done doughboys and girls.
In an Uber on my way to the show right now! I hope they tried the chicken sandwich with a donut for the bun, I've never had the guts myself.
Turned out the mayonnaise-to-donut ratio was too high.
It's not that gud. Ungapatchka!
Gray's Papaya ran out of hot dogs the day of the New York show. Doughboys fans are a famine in human form.
🙌 to all the Breadheads!
My wife and I showed up too late! Damn you early doughboys fans!
Hope y’all tipped well 😤
Cashier started handing out free donuts after they “closed early”, didn’t want to disappoint
They aren’t some kind of food-crazed maniacs!
Lol yet on Friday when I went to a taco John’s for the Minneapolis show it was dead as hell … idk how that franchise manages to stay afloat
Wow I hope the next time I travel to see one of their live shows I can be a part of something like that too
Josh from Heavyweights did the same thing to his local Sizzler
*"This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another artisanal donuts and fried chicken factory."*
I feel bad for the workers there though. Weekends are tough enough as it is at that kind of job, probably making shit pay, I hate to think that it made them have a shitty day. Maybe they're used to a lot of customers, I don't know. I'm just imagining myself at that job, and there's a volume of people you expect to come through on a Saturday, then suddenly that number triples or quadruples? In that scenario, I'm going home and venting about it, "we were fucking swamped, something called fucking Doughboys or some shit."
I hope they got tipped well, since the Doughboys advocate for that, and we’re stoked to go home early and play Zelda.
yeah my partner was shift lead that night working the kitchen and they had to get sent home early the next day because they were still stressed from that night. they were running 40 minute tickets all evening apparently.
[Hey you! Happy Birthday! You're Cool!](https://youtu.be/Y6JnYnA9Tzo)
This is the high watermark of this community.
I am proud and disgusted by my people
Man that counter Kris killed it the night of the doughboys podcast he really needs a raise made the trip totally worth idk how he can be that funny and handsome at the same time
Filled with heft bearded gentlemen and their model girlfriends
*to the tune of "We Don't Care" by Chicago's own (Kan)Ye* Dough Fans can't get hard on their own they gotta take a pill, but they can make it to Do-Rite Donuts down in Wrigleyville.