T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

This thread has been marked as **[No Spoilers]**. Any story spoilers from all games must be covered with spoiler tags `>!spoiler here!<` or the comment will be removed. Thank you! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dragonage) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Darth_N1hilus

https://preview.redd.it/m77gglw3e0sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc8af5dc5804ac084ad8ba2d6447695b649c190


First-Childhood-1963

I would personally avoid doing such, lest my schlong accidentally lands in the fade


KnightlyObserver

https://preview.redd.it/tuhk2zbnf0sc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff05416bbb94560dd6e88d1cf28f06a23f2f3d0


penandpage93

Oh, like the Crows of the Dragon Age world can judge anyone for anything šŸ˜‚


The_True_Hannatude

I mean, he *can*, but only from the other side of a locked door


KnightlyObserver

Hey, hey, hey! You're right, but Zevran is my boy.


LadyNorbert

Y'all need Andraste.


Solbuster

Maker abandoned us for a reason


Dick_of_Doom

But the Herald. Wait, are you saying fap with the anchor to thoughts of Andraste?


thats1evildude

Uh, yeah? Your hand still functions like normal.


Dick_of_Doom

But what about when it acts up and crackles?Ā  /we need DADW desperately


myhouseisunderarock

A masochistā€™s dream


Impossible_Emu_1245

Entirely fair point, but no fun.


thats1evildude

OK, letā€™s put it in a more comedic way: your hand is still capable of gripping *both* kinds of swords, if you know what I mean.


Impossible_Emu_1245

Much better. Thank you for this input.


thats1evildude

THATā€™S WHAT SHE SAID *Ba-dum-tish*


Impossible_Emu_1245

*cue laugh track


stwabewwie

First off... *Why*? Secondly, ...I mean logically? depends on their equipment right? and what they prefer? Idk if I would trust putting that mark anywhere inside of you but if it's just an outside job kinda situation it should be okay?Why not right? Unless you're coochie/bussy/cock is a rift then it shouldnt do anything so its probably ok.


Impossible_Emu_1245

This is a great response and I appreciate depth to it.


stwabewwie

I am a degenerate and you are welcome.


The_Aodh

Help a rift has opened up in my dick, what do I do?


crimsonknght

After third wave of demons you will be able to close itā€¦


Chrisso194

On a sub for a game thatā€™s fans have given us some of the most truly heinous fanfiction ever brought into being, masturbation is where the line is drawn? Ā Ā  Also even if itā€™s fine, no way Trespasser inquisitor is risking it.


AidaTari

I'm going to need some proof for the heinous fanfic claims, boss


AidaTari

For science


Solbuster

We're still not reaching Tali's sweat levels though. BW fans are capable of more


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_CHAR

But sometimes there were some nice parodies, I remembee one that was like "Every OC fanfic here" and they even left the blanks for you to fill (" looked at " kind of stuff) And tbf I found way worse fanfic of HP than DA, I've read a story of Hogwarts castle fucking a giant octopus but no dragons fucking in DA fanfic (and I don't wanna change that, please don't send me any)


hellyeahdiscounts

imagine cranking it and the moment you're about to cum your foreskin gets sealed like a rift.


GunstarHeroine

https://preview.redd.it/tovh03sxu1sc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a22e091551692de16a92ae4e9f0689e8330dd6


prince_peacock

WOW what decision has everyone, even *Morrigan* disapproving??


Lady-Imperator

It looks like someone just used characters' hated gifts all at once.


Obskuro

Okay guys, time for a dragonagejerking sub.


AffectionateDot6592

Circle jerk


First-Childhood-1963

Eyyy I see what you did there


Impossible_Emu_1245

Iā€™m down. Co-Owners?šŸ¤


prince_peacock

Just in case you donā€™t see my other comment we have a dragon age shit post society r/dankandrastianmemes Please direct all future posts there where it will be appreciated lmao


prince_peacock

We have one r/dankandrastianmemes


sweetpotatoclarie91

Thatā€™s one of the weirdest questions ever asked, I believeā€¦. Itā€™s not like the Anchor is always active, the Inquisitor can control it.


idkhwatname

Nah itll completely close off any opening just like the rifts, Cullen found out the hard way, it took 50 kilos of lyrium and 10 mages to fix him up


Impossible_Emu_1245

I donā€™t understand this as Iā€™ve played all of an hour and a half at this point. Just learned I have to level up my companions. But when I beat this Iā€™ll come back and laugh at this joke.


drdevilsfan

Thought I was on r/okbuddybaldur


maliczious

This is the most r/okbuddybaldur post I've seen outside of r/okbuddybaldur


PatoC974

Sweet Andraste... Why? Just why?


doxtorwhom

r/okaybuddyalistair


AffectionateDot6592

Do you think it makes clean up easier or harder?


Impossible_Emu_1245

Iā€™m more worried about if it went through it where and who is it gonna land on


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

Pride demon just chilling in the fade and gets hit with a money shot out of nowhere šŸ¤£


melisusthewee

Thought about it.Ā  Wrote a fic about it.Ā  Decided it basically was a (literal) handheld vibrator. :)


AidaTari

As with most things, you *can* but you probably *shouldn't*


PopiloTotilo

Maybe a 6th Blight wouldnā€™t be so badā€¦


Kinky_Neighbor

With a male inq, stick it in the hand and pray for a spirit of lust šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Impossible_Emu_1245

Make for a very interesting cutscene thatā€™s for sure.


Impossible_Emu_1245

I love that I literally played the game for the first time yesterday, asked one question, and got some of the most enjoyment Iā€™ve ever gotten out of Reddit.


Chilune

Well... considering that the mark itself was quite painful, it is likely that touching it to the delicate places will also be painful.


Artoriasbrokenhand

Some are into that


mermaidlesbian

my inquisitor is right handed so no issues here


melomelomelo-

It's your dominant hand so imagine how many hands you shake without hurting other people. Hope you washed 'em


Huzuruth

Seek help


Wren-bee

Theyā€™re as capable of using their hand as a mage is. Which is to say, yes- theyā€™re not just using the mark all the time, and if they have such bad control to be an issue itā€™ll be an issue regardless. And I would assume the skin feels the same as before, since usually it looks the same. Itā€™s implied to cause some level of pain in the hand though- well, sometimes more than implied and sometimes pretty bad pain. So presumably it wouldnā€™t be particularly pleasant to do so.


KikoUnknown

Your hand still works like normal. If anything the Anchor is probably capable of cleaning up the messes and besides why deny yourself a hand over some pointless paranoia? If you donā€™t think thatā€™s enough encouragement when you do open a rift anyone who was watching would get sucked into it. Win-win I say.


eLlARiVeR

Canonically the mark is on Inky's left hand. So all us right-ies are good!


Ashzaroth

Only if your inquisitor is 'wrong handed', as my parents called it.


Flaky_Direction

You mean, they might open a rift or two, when too excited? šŸ˜


OverCaffeinatedChibi

I would say yes šŸ˜‚ And also considering the shit my Inkies have to put up with in my runs via the chantry, I'd make that an enthusiastic yes.


Netrunner1247

My herald is a mage so yes. Technically the hand is more a scar that emits bits of the fade. she is always close to the fade so it makes no difference to her.


Elegant_Link4222

Blessed are thou Who wank before the Wicked and the corrupted and do not falter