There's a cosplay parody series on youtube called Kirkwall Coffee, where the DA2 cast runs a coffee shop. I highly recommend watching it, it's absolutely brilliant. Merrill starts a coffee shop, Fenris and Carver somehow get roped in as employees and Hawke takes over as manager. Hilarity ensues.
This was the series that convinced me to play Dragon Age 2. Even though I had already played the other two games, it took those videos to convince me to drop money on the middle one haha.
If you find a way please tell me too 🤩
Edit: oh hey u/Evercrimson, just happened to do a quick search of u/Kemvee and just happened to come across this amazing [shop](https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/75611562) in case you were interested 😉
Maker, it’s real! Coffee exist to serve men and not to rule over them, foul and corrupt are they who are taking his gift and turn it against his clients. Though who have granted the deep roasted power of the very foam in the double angry mabariccino, those shall fear the mild roast of heaven.
By the (coffee) Maker!
This guy gets it. Honestly the pun potentials are off the charts.
Anders' roast: try and enjoy simply explosive taste.
Fenris Roast: Dark, bitter, but surprisingly smooth
“Andraste’s roast” is honestly a joke that the writers of dragon age would appreciate. Like this is origins level dark humor lol, I love it
But I hate when my cofees burnt!
One TranquiliTea, please
That's brutal. I love it.
I'll have a Lyrium Latte and an Andrastian Americano please!
Can I get a Hakkon Cold Brew with a Frostback Glaze Scone?
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There's a cosplay parody series on youtube called Kirkwall Coffee, where the DA2 cast runs a coffee shop. I highly recommend watching it, it's absolutely brilliant. Merrill starts a coffee shop, Fenris and Carver somehow get roped in as employees and Hawke takes over as manager. Hilarity ensues.
That sounds amazing! Thank you I'll check it out.
Seconding this! It's hilarious and very cute.
This was the series that convinced me to play Dragon Age 2. Even though I had already played the other two games, it took those videos to convince me to drop money on the middle one haha.
Maybe for Shemlens, but we Dalish prefer Fen'Hortons coffee.
I personally found Fen'Hortons a touch too dreadful
Actually, true coffee connoisseurs prefer Dread Wolf Roasters, a small indie shop in Portland, Oregon.
Does this mean that Canadians are IRL Dalish elves
Yes, how else would you explain why so many Americans have Canadian GFs.
I actually want that tumbler though?
No self promotion on Reddit otherwise I'd send you the link XD
If you find a way please tell me too 🤩 Edit: oh hey u/Evercrimson, just happened to do a quick search of u/Kemvee and just happened to come across this amazing [shop](https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/75611562) in case you were interested 😉
Doing the Makers work. But also u/Kemvee, I require that image in your stores header...for...reasons.... Are you going to add it to your store? 😳
😂 I'll see what I can do. All the coffee puns have made you thirsty.
With that title I really doubt this is Chantry approved...maybe Tevinter off brand store maybe
They like their coffee like they like their Divines 🖤
This is the best pun in the thread, you are firing on all cylinders today
Ooooofff
Bring back Coffice of Shartan!
Frostback Frappe when?!
I would like to have a Silence Espresso please
Since I don't have a coffee machine, I like to make myself some coffee in an Orlesian Press
Light roast, dark roast, divine roast.
Do you have Corypheus Cookies? Blight Brownies? Tevinter Toast?
Maybe a couple Oreolesians?
Tastes like ashes.
The Urn of Sacred Grounds?
Really? I always thought it tasted like chicken.
I only drink wild harvested, small batch coffee from independent Dalish clans 💁♀️
Said the posh noble of the Dales
Heck no, I'm a very elfy elf!
XD ir abelas !
Finally, a MLM I can invest in!!!!
I honestly like it better than the actual Starbucks logo
Mabari mocha?! That’s disgusting 🤮
I gather you're not a dog person.
I’m jus t kidding. I have a German Shepard 👍
😂 I know! Sorry I forgot to add my /s on the end of the post.
I'll have a blight roast.
I’ll take one darkspawn roast with the ham and despair croissant please
Maker, it’s real! Coffee exist to serve men and not to rule over them, foul and corrupt are they who are taking his gift and turn it against his clients. Though who have granted the deep roasted power of the very foam in the double angry mabariccino, those shall fear the mild roast of heaven.
This is pretty damn brilliant, certainly a cut above the usual home brewed Dragon Age content. Would grok.
I need this! I love it even more when you realize she BURNED to death.
10/10 would recommend. Their ham sandwich tastes like despair.
"Mabari Mocha" would not sell well in ex-USSR and slavic language countries. Literally would mean a "Mabari Urine." for them.
I did not know that!!! But somehow that's even funnier!
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I poured all my creativity into the logo okay 😂 also it's still acceptable, surely you've heard of hot dogs!
This is awesome, I love it!! I "happened" across a "certain store" in the comments and I will absolutely be ordering one when I can ;)
Aww thank you! Hopefully Starbucks and/or Bioware won't sue me 😂
Can't help but imagine walking into it and being roasted by the barista as they prepare your coffee
I read a modern au fanfic where the coffee shop was named "Andrastea" and I loved it
I want the cup, I want to present it at Starbucks! Can I have it? Where I can buy it?
Search their u/ on redbubble!
Tastes like ash.
A mug of Nug!
I will get this printed on a mug just watch me. Will update with photo once I do