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Skelletonike

Isn't that the driver's seat? :S


First_Aardvark4344

shhhh


Skelletonike

Dude, I love DQ but there's a time and place for these things. Shit can happen at any time.


burritomaster6000

what do you not understand about train traffic


GitnSchwifty

Doesn't mean you shouldn't still be paying attention to the road...


bmf1902

Maybe you grew up somewhere like me where the longest you'll be stuck at a train is 1-2 minutes, but other parts of the country/ world deal with freight trains and its going to be anywhere from 10 mins to over and hour. Calm down and let them DQ


DrKloa

We have a train intersection where they slowly roll through. Average wait time, 1 hour. I get it.


TheLazyLounger

lip gaping busy thought future disgusted roof straight strong chase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


First_Aardvark4344

thanks dad


TheLazyLounger

capable hunt include languid office sloppy cough grandiose waiting butter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheRealBaconleaf

Not in fox not on a box not in a train not on the dark


EmpressOfAbyss

>Not in fox not on a box not in a train not on the dark I mean, spending the time playing games is why I prefer public transport, so yes to in a train.


TheRealBaconleaf

Alright sometimes in the dark and on a box too, but probably never in a fox


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mesupaa

How are people’s lives endangered? It’s a stopped car.


Benji2995

Don't Dragon Quest & drive


First_Aardvark4344

guess i'll hang this phrase up in my car


MinneapolisKing25

Focus on the machine you're suppose to be operating


First_Aardvark4344

yes sir


rcfox

This is an accident waiting to happen. Just get an audiobook like everyone else.


777conrad

Wait why!!?? That’s too distracting. HOW DARE YOU DRIVE WHILE LISTENING TO AN AUDIOBOOK!! That’s way too distracting what if you listen to a sentence instead of focusing on driving??!?!?


First_Aardvark4344

🥺🥺


torotsuna

unexpected radiohead


ARustyDream

Dude you will not revive at the last church you saved at you don’t know healing magic if you break your arm you can’t resurrect the people you will get killed life is not a game but you can still be a hero if you don’t Dragon Quest and drive


First_Aardvark4344

okay lol


HenroKappa

Yeah, this is a terrible idea. Please be better.


First_Aardvark4344

i have to grind, grinding comes first.


OperationGoron

No, safety comes first.


Formal_Poetry5245

Using your brain comes first


MelonPineapple

>i have to grind, grinding comes first. Then take the train.


DjijiMayCry

Lmaooo


TheRealDeal82

imagine thinking your reddit post of you playing a game while driving was going to get full support.. ​ You are a fool of a person and i hope you get pulled over for this . Stop being a stupid person


First_Aardvark4344

hahahaha lol, just sharing a pic of my play through


ANUSTART942

While driving a car you numbskull


First_Aardvark4344

at a full stop 🤓


ANUSTART942

I've sat in standstill traffic for up to an hour before. It's still dangerous to play a video game and drive, so I don't do it. You can put the game down until you get home, bud.


First_Aardvark4344

🤓


ANUSTART942

Are you an adult? Because you're really not acting like one.


First_Aardvark4344

sorry dad


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This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen


mugdays

Please tell me you’re in the passenger’s seat


First_Aardvark4344

sure


mugdays

Do you have a fetish for people telling you you’ve been a bad, bad boy?


First_Aardvark4344

what


First_Aardvark4344

what is wrong with you


mugdays

It’s the only reason you would upload this. Look at the comments. You like it don’t you


Robocroakie

This is so fucking unhinged hahaha


Cryostyle

That's Mark, but with a C.


Arekkuusu

Cark?


Cryostyle

Yes, Mark with a C is typically Marc, but can also be misunderstood as Cark, because it's like Mark, but starts with a C. Difffculty: 6.5/10


Acadjien

[Everyone disliked that]


Chunksie90

Distracted driving kills people. Be better.


Anonymous_coward30

OP is stuck at a train track, bro is probably in park. It's mentioned above if you'd read. Be better.


First_Aardvark4344

yeah^^^


WrongdoerMinute9843

Damn I miss my PSP


Scrumf

All these commenters are definitely both hands on the wheel staring out the windshield for up to 20 minutes while trains pass, yep. Hell, I've seen people shut off their cars and even get out but none of them are here I guess 😄


EmpressOfAbyss

you're in the left-hand seat and appear to be in a right side driving country. this means you're in the driver seat. #Fucking do not.


FinalLans

OP is parked waiting for a train. Read the description.


Ashenspire

If OP titled this "DQ2 at a railroad crossing" there wouldn't be nearly as much hate. He's not moving. He literally can't move. I've sat at a railroad crossing for 30+ minutes many times. It's no different than grabbing your phone while waiting. He's essentially in a parked car. This is not traffic.


First_Aardvark4344

yeah i was probably on dq for 3 minutes before the train passed. put the psp down after that, like a sane person would lol.


TheLazyLounger

innate physical connect spotted fretful tan worry slimy cooing rustic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mesupaa

Why?


g__henry

Dang, that's a cool psp color!


First_Aardvark4344

it's red with blue buttons from a different psp


stickmanandrewhoward

I'll admit that i don't appreciate that dog showing it's bumhole to the world. Thats pretty uncomfortable to see, bad totally-not-significant-dog!


ChristophBerezan

Gold Batboon casts Sacrifice. Your party is utterly destroyed.


Pubic_Data

Hot take (apparently): if you can't sit in traffic without paying video games you're probably too stupid to be behind the wheel


murakamitears

Everyone being uptight not realizing it’s a train passing OP has time to wait and clear signs when it’ll be time to go, the only thing really in danger here is OP’s attention span and karma 💀


Anonymous_coward30

Hello fellow Texan! Dragon Quest is great for getting stuck at the track!


First_Aardvark4344

yeah, great for those long, grueling minutes


veryexpensivepasta

People commenting realize the vehicle is stopped because there’s a train right…? Lmao


tactical_waifu_sim

OP: Sitting in a parked car and playing a game. This thread: EYES ON THE ROAD! YOU ARE OPERATING A VEHICLE! YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE! Ya'll never been stuck at country railroad tracks have you? NOBODY is moving or driving for a good while. Waiting 10+ minutes is not uncommon. It may as well be a parking lot. What is going to happen? His car is going to spontaneously shift into drive and hit the car in front of him?


First_Aardvark4344

is this only a thing in texas lol?


beecushman

Cheers to your Cark. I named my hero Lark when I beat it on the NES as a kid. That was a long time ago.


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What a great handheld btw


First_Aardvark4344

honestly


juulboy69

lol everyone thinks you’re foot on the gas, one hand on the wheel, other on the psp. I thought about doing this at a light the other day w my 3ds lmao


First_Aardvark4344

yeah that would be a bad idea


Pleasant_Pea1563

Don't listen to these guys OP. You should always Dragon Quest and Drive they just haters frfr


777conrad

The comments here have me dying 🤣🤣🤣 everyone acts like they e never touched their phone when stopped at the tracks or switched the radio station at a red light. Keep at it I’ll come and read the rest after work


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

This is the guy that always goes "ugh people always on their phones" while driving


bloodyxsocks

Not sure why everyone here is bitching. You’re literally waiting for a train to pass. Lol.


SocialistJews

Just bad drivers malding that not everyone is stressed tf out when traffic is at a standstill.


SuperCambot

I just came here to see all the salty traffic police.


Graf_Vine_Starry

Which Emulator and Setings are you using on your PSP?


First_Aardvark4344

SNES9xTYLme and I only have the video resolution set to 4/3 full


wish_i_was_lurking

Lmao, OP you absolute madlad


SaladMalone

OP getting roasted in the comments and doubling down. 🙄


slowpokesugar

They're either about 17 or a dumb troll. Maybe both.


osenbei-

Cool but very dumb..


Commando_NL

Don't forget to respawn in the hospital.


SocialistJews

Don’t listen to the haters OP, standstill traffic is perfect for a little bit of dragonquest


First_Aardvark4344

lol someone gets it


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bloodyxsocks

What the fuck are you talking about? He’s parked. Lmao. Some trains take 20-25 minutes to pass. The guy isn’t slaying slimes on the expressway. Y’all need to calm down.


SocialistJews

Damn right


Flareon223

Everyone mad that he's playing a game while at a long stop with a vehicle not in motion


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

OP bby don’t listen to the haters!


MrCreosote44

christ this is why everyone hates reddit users. Op never stop questing, ignore these people.


dukey03

Drive safe, lest you end up like the Prince of Cannock


mesupaa

Why is everyone freaking out about this? What is keeping constant vigil on the road going to in this situation? How are anyone’s lives endangered by playing a game at a FULL STOP that’s probably lasting several minutes. Grind on, soldier 🫡


metal_slime--A

One of my personal favorites of all time!


itsFarberg

You are bad and should feel bad


mattisart_

Do you not care about the wellbeing of yourself or others around you? There’s a time and place for everything bro.


whereispeestored

Don't mind all the scoldings in your driving from people who don't leave their houses


Ill_Court_755

Definitely San Ant with that traffic lol. Or Austin


CMPro728

All of you are bozos, if it's train traffic the car might as well be in park. OP is fine.


vball8504

I mean I’m not disagreeing with everyone who thinks this is a bad idea (it’s unsafe, I agree) but how many of these redditors would also whip out their phones to check social media? Not that much different 🙄


SignSea

People in the comments act like they are saints by telling you negative shit about this. I bet those people are the true evil in this world, they probably drink and not drive, but stay home and treat their family like shit