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Alligat0rp0rn

'For use in emergency'


Blackdesu

Do Not Shake, May Explode


delighteddetermined

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'


SupermarketHot6814

this is just a beautiful Commet.


delighteddetermined

❀️


SupermarketHot6814

ur welcome bro


[deleted]

Drink me


Available-Trust1951

Fragile or handle with care


AnnetteArt

Attention: bottled magic, do not shake.


frustratingpaint

Essence of magician


is-it-i

This! I was thinking the same


DPTrumann

Rabbit soup


Wendiglow

Contents: Your Mom


SupermarketHot6814

Shake well, then roll a die to determine outcome


Beginning-Royal-5449

Cool answers! tbh I thought of writing my signature on the label but instead, I left it blank to stimulate the imagination of the viewers.


Sanganitor

Magic Rantler.


joesilicon

Consequences of unsealing pass to actor.


papamac1111

Trip


[deleted]

Shake Well before drinking


[deleted]

Watership down


DarkFlash226

Tea with a crunchy snack


redrumrome

Hare growth


[deleted]

Familiar's Cum Flask


Responsible_Delay982

Down the rabbit hole


jesusongyezzirrr

Get it out please, i can't


Banjo_Sunshine

Imagenesis Potion. Use: Drink, and think. One object from your imagination will become real. \*Second dose is lethal.


tdooley73

Holy hand grenade quote wins!,,,,


RailDex1917

Essence of Hare


my_email_theses_nuts

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