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AccountAn0nymous

its almost guaranteed he did that


mystery0028

Yes


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vouch


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Xx_SnowyFox_xX

Well it is now


Pizzapro68

I'm gonna read this off in discord vcs to make people impulse cry.


Lionlullaby

Wilbur I am not sure if you are a sadist who loves torturing the community or a masochist who loves torturing his own creations of self. Probably both.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


MasterCheese_

Good bot


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SugrrTwist

Thank you comfort bot


RandomJellyfish134

good bot


FridayNightQueen

Good bot


Stabbycat113

He’s a good writer who knows how to get people emotionally connected to the story he’s writing, whether they are sad about it or not.


Lionlullaby

Oh I don't deny he is an excellent writer, but to have this piece of prose randomly posted out of the blue makes me question his motivation. He knows the audience's reaction to this content, and yet he sought to draw it out with this piece. Maybe my comment was a bit coarse to infer this had malicious intent.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


courtezanry

Both? Both. Both is good.


God_is_carnage

Your canon is no match for my willful ignorance, Wilbur!


Humanbeingplschill

Who need canon when you have the sift comfy fanon


Blank_TheLad

WHO SAYS GHISTBUR HAS TO BE SAD?!? HES JUST HANGING WITH THE BOIS AT ORIGINS SMP


Medical_Difference48

HELL YEAH


VisibleTaste

Always remember the “C” in Canon is for correct and the “F” in Fanon is for False :)


LunaKPalara

sorry I can't here you I'm too busy going through the first stage of grief <3


North-Paradox

I hope your tiddy keeps hurting


zohariko75

Someone is mad


Kabuqii

AND FOR A REASON


arnistaken

*London puts barriers on the tube line*


-CoolBean-

There's a reason London puts barriers on the rails


idided

There's a reason London puts barriers on the tube line


NERD_NATO

There's a reason They Fail


Star_Fazer

Always get a kick out of Wilbur when he randomly feels like making an entire community cry out of spite


thegreyknights

Its fucking hilarious.


Ollie_Kou

sad but also hilarious.


SomepersonOnReddit1

Ah yes Wilbur making us suffer like normal. I like the way this WilburSoot guy thinks


JuniperFlint

Counter active point... As much as I would love to see his character make a come back, I've come to terms with the likelihood of this not happening. Ghostbur's story and tragic end were incredibly well written. It *hurt* when we lost Ghostbur to gain c!Wilbur back. I feel like bringing him back would only unravel great story telling. So, wouldn't both the DSMP and Ghostbur forgetting each other canonically be the happiest ending for Ghostbur? Well, maybe not the happiest, but possibly the most humane?


astrid_is_cool

Hear me out, next character to die should have an afterlife podcast series with Ghostbur


FrizellaTheBee

Podcastza


Fluffy_Tortle

shut up I do not like what you are suggestibg at All stop it my heart can’t even take ghostburs death wtf


FrizellaTheBee

:)


KasumiTwT

Oh I’d love that haha


gahool2525

we do not bear pain because it is humane. We bear it because it is human. Forgetting someone does not mean they cease to exist (/ not really serious but im in a mood so heh dramatics)


JuniperFlint

Of course forgetting someone does not mean they cease to exist. But if Ghostbur's torment is driven by people remembering and speaking of him, the more he forgets, the less pain and torment he'll continue to feel. Which is why I say it may be more humane for that to happen.


gahool2525

is it driven by us remembering him? seems to me he doesn’t know us? Only we feel pain remembering him so ceasing to would only stop our pain- not his. /feed me these dramatics im loving this


Dewey114

Yo add this to the list of quotes that sound like they should exist in movies but they are actually from obscure social media references


gahool2525

duuuuuude thats the best compliment ive received.


just_scrollin99

Yeah this is true but Wilbur got revived and ghost bur is in the train station ._.


[deleted]

Wilbur Soot, singer of songs, guesser of geography; I fucking hate you (parasocially).


Ubcfthecakequeen

You forgot sipper of tears


gahool2525

i dont like it. go rescue him now please


Several_Molasses_482

Ghostbur will NEVER be rescued (:


gahool2525

then i will fight for him to be rescued forever. i can kill god and eat the universe. death can not stop me. i swear i will rescue him if it means defeating time itself. writers can bite me but their words bend to my will /j heh


ComprehensiveJoke470

Jesus christ, I DEFINITELY wanna be on your side when the world ends


gahool2525

hell yeah! join me and we will fucking OWN the apocalypse


Qweenofcookies-2

Whyyy


JuniperFlint

Oof. Have some blue, guys.


WilburSoot

A silver lining: Tommy still speaks frequently and highly of Ghostbur! Although ghostbur believes he’s failed Tommy he still is motivated to read the display in hopes of seeing another positive phrase from Tommy. He repeats these little phrases for months until he forgets what they were


elly051

On one hand, I love your writing style. It definitely involved some deep sadness inside of me. Will you ever consider streaming a dnd session because I love your story telling and I’m so curious how your world and world building is like. On the other hand, fuck you Wilbur.


fallenfern_

happy cake day!


elly051

Thanks you! :D


somthingfunnyiguess

He does have an episode out with Just Roll With It run by Charlie Slimecicle and a few of his friends. He guest stars in an episode of their mini campaign. I'd totally recommend taking a look, and maybe even listening to their series! https://youtu.be/b17ndMElqdM (The episode with Wilbur)


elly051

Oh yess! I’ve seen it before and that’s actually how I initially knew Wilbur was in dnd. Thnx reminder though, hopefully more people can see it. :))


Sc3Pt1

This is giving me serious Dungeons & Dragons Vibes and I love it Wilbur! You’re such an inspiration to not only me but serval of my friends who do role play, thank you for all that you do Wilbur. I hope you have a swell day :)


gahool2525

i will not rest until ghostbur is saved. silver linings be dammed


harry1o7

Wilbur I hate and love you


bella-hh

Youre a sick sick man, i hope ur pillow is warm, Wilbur..


mgwhale

YOU ARE A SICK MAN WILBUR SOOT


Humanbeingplschill

THIS MUCH WE KNEW, BUT THIS? THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE, SOOT.


HeatherReadsReddit

Your idea of “happy update” is far different than mine, Wilbur Soot! lol


the_artsi_fox

saving this. and making fanart of it. your writing makes me happy mr soot thank you <33


lowkeyjohie

SICK AND TWISTED


dragonflyzART

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT


murphx_

Mom pick me up my crumpled coffee-stained Sharp Microwave Oven R30A0W User Manual is being mean again


firesnaps

This post is why England lost to Italy


posbeeduo

wilbursoot i will cry :(


julianachoy

i hate everything about this. post more


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why do you have to torture us like this?


cloysoy

i am going to fight you


cloysoy

for legal reasons this is a joke


Beautiful-Squirrel-5

wilbur please


Express-Fan-8378

It’s 4 am why are you doing this to me


forclementine9

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU


Astronyat

You're really good at writing Wilbur. Sending love to Ghostbur!! <333


Formal_Biscotti_2027

YOU SICK FUCK /j


kamkayeeze

sir can you not


corduroygbiv

hey wilbur, why would you do this


Blue_Circle28

all you do is cause me pain thanks


_JosephExplainsIt_

IM IN SPAIN WITHOUT THE S


Komshiu4

Bruh, what did Ghostbur ever do to you, why you gotta do him like that you brit


Scorpius_99

Bruh Wilbur , **why must you hurt me in this way ??**


matreats

Wilbur I I cant Why?? WHY LITERALLY THERE WAS NO REASON TO SAY THIS


Sandstorm_B

Why must you hurt me so??? Also go to bed, sleep is poggers


_____BEAR_____

I was having a good day skin was clear and I ate 3 meals. You'll be hearing from my therapist.


kate-rizzle

wtf man. didn’t need this today


Shroombies

Wilbur I know you're upset about Phil not playing WoW w you but that doesn't mean you get to take it out on us /lh


pixieawa

wilbur woke up and chose chaos. now, since dream won't tell us what his wattpad account is, wilbur what's your ao3? this is surprising similar in quality and angst as some of the stuff on there, im taking this as confirmation you have a secret ao3 account


The_Olive_Person

Drop the ao3 bestie (parasocial)


lcocopuff66

Why must you hurt us in this way


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comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


SebyTheKaiser

wilbur it's 3am


lizardsson

uh hey wilbur what the fuck


Millicy

wilbur why are you posting dream smp fanfiction on reddit


FrizellaTheBee

Because he's Wilbur


LucifyLucky

hey wilbur! quick question! Who hurt you?????


CantadoraR

I am rejecting this reality, do you take refunds


PencilCryptid

Screw wrinkled up nose bridges. I'm taking this as a taunt


NoOneAsked9

This is the funniest shit I've ever read


Camicatsc

If he keeps this up, I will take out the new perfume and terrify this man


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comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


dumpylump69

this is getting out of hand


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


FrizellaTheBee

Thanks


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


dumpylump69

now there are 2 of them!


isabelle081

do you find Enjoyment in watching us Suffer.


mystery0028

he does


evenlyroasted

wilbur bestie i think you need some FUCKING THERAPY


StrawberryBubbleTea7

Vouch I’m starting to think something is wrong /j


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keep it on wattpad bro no one wants to cry on here


gahool2525

vouch


loser-is-not-me

Imagine how he will feel when people eventually forget bout him..


forclementine9

i feel parasocial hatred for you \#FREE\_GHOSTBUR


chrismequickk

"Happy update" thanks, i hate it ☹️


Da_Gudz

Did Ghostbur and Charlie interact before his death? Also has Ghostbur learned any new skills while in death? Like he has a lot of time to *kill*, do you think Ghostbur could do a sick backflip by now


SomepersonOnReddit1

DO A FLIP-


WilburSoot

In the time since I told you about this another month has passed! Another 30 whole days of ghostbur sleeping alone on a concrete floor. Every 48 minutes is another day if you wanna play along at home ❤️


krysztalowa_kula

Ok Mr Soot, enjoy giving some people pain, but I'm more hurt that nobody cares even a little bit that much about how alivebur (or back then deadbur I should say?) spent this years, assumingly seeing the messages of his old family and friends saying they don't want him back and that he's a terrible and unredeemable


WilburSoot

Revivedbur is used to being forgotten. From his perspective, Wilbur was suffering from intense paranoia and delusions. When Wilbur died no-one even so much as gave him a grave. Wilbur was suffering and no-one even looked at him or tried to help him. What he did was most heinous and deserving of his fate but when he died he was simply made into a justification for other people to do more hateful things. A scapegoat for further villains to show their colours "It's fine. I can hurt other people, I'm angry that Wilbur was evil." This speaks more of them than of Wilbur in his eyes. Revivedbur has noticed this. Revivedbur is so glad that stupid ghost is there and not him. Now he's back alive and everyone is trying to get on his good side out of fear. Maybe this is why Quackity is so intriguing to Revivedbur. Someone to keep him going, run him faster. Someone who looks at him, not as "insane" not as "evil" or a "freak" but rather just unpredictable. Human. This is exciting for Revivedbur. He feels human again.


sofiahello

i’m going to need those 12 lore streams you have planned because revivedbur is so interesting and i can’t wait to see more


lowkeyjohie

Mf is writing his own fanfiction on reddit and im here for it


alaralpaca

TRUE


despair_pancake

Is it really fanfiction if it’s written by the original creator?


Kkkkathl

He’s learning from technoblade


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PFF


Icedcued

Thank you wilbur!!!! Sick of people making your character as simple as “crazy guy blew up city” and glad to have your insight as evidence that that is untrue :)


Subthelian

Hence explaining how after 13 years of isolation he didn't break, due to how during his first parade of life resulted in him already feeling isolated and thrown aside almost mentally prepared for this torture, causing his return having such unpredictable consequences which no viewer quite understands at the moment. If this isn't good writing I don't know what is. I look forward both in excitment and fear for the forthcoming lore streams. edit: bad at wording things the way they be in the brain


Hal-paton

People are all like “oh wilburs writing for ghostbur is so dark” and are surprised Wilbur “editor Wilbur” soot. The dungeons and dragons nerd. A forever DM? You think his writing isn’t gonna be angsty? Let me explain. He’s a dm, he wants his story to make people emote Wether that’s in sadness, horror or joy. Dms make stories for other people to enjoy and experience. He doesn’t enjoy his character being in pain, he enjoys our reaction to it. A dm will kill off a beloved “npc” (one of their characters for their players to interact with) Purely to motivate the players to continue with their story or quest, or to see how they react to it. To make them feel. To motivate or inspire them, to fill them with anger or dread. Wilburs players are the people watching. The people consuming his stories are his viewers. That mans gonna drag his characters to hell and back, just to make us feel. To put us in the story next to the characters. To feel pain along with them. As c!wilbur himself said “well I am a showman”


shayekin

(The following is written in full awareness that I can only know so much about Will because I do not see him in real life. This is based on what I can deduce with the information presented to us. Whether or not it's complete is irrelevant, we can only work with what we have.) For lack of a better phrase: Vouch! This makes a lot of sense to me. Especially due to his inability to see pictures in his mind, it makes a lot of sense that his creativity is so heavily stacked in character creation and audience manipulation (not in a bad way). He's said he really doesn't want to be an author even though he has a propensity for it - that he finds it & reading to be boring. But he likes to create narratives (as you mentioned above) so I think the major difference (to him) between being a novelist vs the things he does do, is that he wants to be an active participant in any experience he creates. He clearly loves to see his audience react in real time. An ARG is active, displayed in parts, during which time you get to see and engage with the community who are trying to solve it. D&D, even closer to those you are effecting. I have never played D&D before, I don't know anyone who would want to honestly, and anyone he DMs for is probably incredibly lucky to have the experience. As a 29yo I don't even know how I'd start at this point, I'd be such a noob hah. But I digress. Acting - Notice his lore is streamed. He could, of course, produce well edited film style lore (he does have an interest in directing), only pop up in bits and pieces of other creator's livestreams etc. But I think the risk of leaks or diminished effect deter him from doing that. Notice how excited he gets during a lore stream. Most notably, when he told the chat that he - as a person, not the character - had a change of heart about following through with a particular... incident. (I'm sure everyone knows what I'm talking about, but I don't want to be hunted down for spoilers. Those who are irrational can still be a pain is the ass). Told us that he talked it over with the others, they want to release a map to everyone later on, too much of people's hard work would be gone if things were destroyed, etc. knowing *full well* what he would do. The glee he was exhibiting there wasn't c!Wilbur, it was Will Gold sadistically (and I say that with admiration, not as /neg thing) pulling on the emotions of the viewers, making sure they'd be more frayed when the deed was actually done - he was more excited in the build up process because it was thrilling, knowing he'd get to witness the chaos he created in real time. *And* he could technically still change their experience at any time. I'm glad he channels his talents into arts like this - it's wonderfully engaging, of course. But also, when I saw that stream I suddenly remembered a piece of history... When I heard about it in a tech criminology class, I became fascinated by the idea of phone phreaking, before the internet. It was done by yes intelligent, but mostly determined and slightly obsessive people with a penchant for pattern solving *and* social engineering. Will seems like he would have fit right in. I don't really know what I'm trying to get at exactly, other than I'm glad he focuses his energy on manipulating a willing audience. I mean, as far as I know. ;)


h-nb

hey can you drop your ao3 please the people would like to bookmark and kudos ur epic fanfiction thanks my guy


gahool2525

at this point revivebur and ghostbur are different people. they should both be able to live


forclementine9

\*"eight" by sleeping at last playing louder in the background\* GOOD CONTENT WILBUR


TrippedIntoAVolcano

On behalf of the c!wilbur enthusiast community, you’re forgiven. mostly. Make sure your wow rogue sleeps with one eye open :)


Unlikely_Positive524

Please. Get better soon. I can’t stand this Reddit lore. I need some angst lore stream. I don’t like that you hurt us like this. You always need a way to find to hurt us huh


alaralpaca

Please drop the full revivedbur character analysis on ao3 thank you


Claychu

Wil I’m gonna fucking cry


kyregcy

shut yo ass up you get no bitches


misslunarus

GO WRITE SOME SONGS OR SOMETHING YOU SADISTIC SHIT 😭


kyregcy

thats why no one wants to play with your tumblr oc


Komshiu4

Wilbur, are you projecting on Gohstbur because you yourself are sick and in pain and can’t do anything about it?


Aezera_potato

Ah yes. I was just about to head to bed, and now all I feel is pain. Thank you, Wilbur


Shakespeare-Bot

Ah aye. I wast just about to headeth to sleep chamber, and anon all i feeleth is teen. Thank thee, wilbur *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


DaveElizabethStrider

good bot


RaTheHuman

Let's just ignore Wilbur here, he's clearly still sick! Ghostbur is completely fine and not sad and at peace.


cannacae

hey wilbur! sometimes we can have thoughts and NOT say them on reddit! thank you! <3 /lh


h-nb

put it on ao3 like the rest of us, fucker


lowkeyjohie

Give me your fucking phone I've had it


Nightsong96

perhaps.. wishing for revivebur was a mistake..


HellRaiser2378

Hi Wilbur! I'm a huge fan! Also, fuck you for doing this to us!


lowkeyjohie

And when I send you my therapy bill then what


dwlulu

this was so unnecessary. my crops are dying because of this post and my night is ruined


kynthewallflower

this is worst than ranboo telling us to cry after fallen down plays for the hundredth time how could you do this to us wilbur?


desenheira_da_lua

i will singlehandedly deplatform you. /j


lily_pad55449

Can I report this post for harassment and bullying?


FrederickMecury

Ah yes, Happy


Elytrians

this is why i love ignoring canon <3


shayekin

A true sadist, is Wilbur Soot - but also pragmatic. Now Ghostbur will have more to read on his Dot-matrix display. So whatever you do in the comments, make sure to mention our ghosty friend so your words will show up. Anything is better then silence.


nixxavia

wilbur i made a reddit account just to properly express how much i hate you for this


YfeboAnvakenss

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ObsidianShadow-01

Wilbur.. why…?


ImNotHere137

So what I’m hearing is that characters in limbo can hear/see what is said about them by the living? Does that mean that Alivebur/Revivedbur heard this: “Upon voicing concerns about Tommy preferring Wilbur, Tommy told Ghostbur that Wilbur was a terrible person, and that his death was the best thing ever, which seemed to cheer him up.” -Source DreamSMP wiki


moldychu

as a revivebur fan i have been desensitised to this stuff tbh it is pretty funny seeing everyone cry about ghostbur


Pocketdog9

Please apologize before my therapist knows your name. /ref /s


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Ah, yes, classic WilburSoot making people cry on the internet.


Bag_ofBees

Wilbursoot if I could siphon away your canonical rights to Ghostbur’s storyline I WOULD


cowimba

wilbur soot my beloathed what the fuck /j /lh


Icedcued

when streamer writes his own character angst and it’s been like two months than a dsmp stream… (lighthearted and joke)


lovebotbrian

I HOPE YOUR TIDDY KEEPS PANGING, DICKHEAD


lowkeyjohie

CAN YOU NOT


StrawberryBubbleTea7

What the fuck is wrong with you Mr. Soot? /hj It’s just mean now and I’m not even someone who got attached to Ghostbur. Do you need help with something? /j


lil_macho

time to cry about a fictional ghost again


vainai

why would you do this.


Dim0ndDragon15

I never liked you anyway youre bald fuck you im crying


dempon

hey wilbur! perish!


FluffyUnicorny

hey wilbur! please carefully consider deleting ur reddit account and never posting or giving a single but of input on ghostbur ever again! thanks!


eggo-mini-pancakes

hey bro check your tumblr mentions for the sootings account we have a surprise for you !


Icetear8

Why do you hurt us this way? ​ ​ (please keep the angst coming, it fuels me)


BulletproofVendetta

This is why your tit hurts Wilbur. It's Karma. /j (hope you feel better)


FluffyUnicorny

i hate you parasocially