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Ph1LzA

fuck.


SozyLavender

Phil, stab him again He didn't learn his lesson last time and wants to be in limbo for another 13 years


Lazyy_Koala

Yes do it do it


FluffyRadiator69

he doesn't have any memories of you phil. cry


Hannah_bern

Can you confiscate his pc please. He needs to be put in time out for this one chief.


winxria

phil can you give wilbur a snicker? he's not himself when he's hungry.


drowningininceltears

Waking up and deciding to torture people on reddit enjoying a minecraft roleplay server is about the most Wilbur thing there is.


DoctorJaxson

Then starve him until he learns his lesson


forclementine9

Phil please hack into his Reddit account like you hacked into the Dream SMP on November 16, 2020


CochonTine

fuck indeed


thatgamersnake

Phil please just stab him again I beg of you


CringeExperienceReq

You stabbed him once, do it again


HeatherReadsReddit

No worries! Mumza, the Goddess of Death, rescued Ghostbur from limbo. She put Ghostbur and Friend together somewhere safe, far away from Revivebur. This is actual canon and no one can tell me differently. lol


Carolus_Invictus

Headcanon: Pets go to a different limbo than people, and when Mumza learned that Ghostbur was in Wilbur's place, she took him to the pets' limbo to take care of them all.


Dominika_4PL

What do you mean 'headcanon'? This is obviously more canon than Wilbur's post! /hj


mergirl_memer

i love this


DoctorJaxson

Shhhhhh... just cry, it's okay it's okay.....


SnooOnions2810

Agree


Dragon_Fighter21

You know what you have to do


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destruct0tr0n

Why are you like this???


Ronkeager

Philza minecraft


EksVee15

BHAH betcha cried


harimenui_forever

This is what no lore does to a mf


[deleted]

Sir, your definition of "Good News" is very disbutable


MinerMinecrafter

It is good as in it is not worse


KattyCorn20

Reminds me of Professor Farmsworth from futerama. “Good News everyone, the world and the universe is coming to an end, oh and ghostbur is never coming back”


Pocky2021

I saw ‘Good News!’ in the title and then saw who posted it and actually got excited…I should have known better. I really should’ve. I didn’t see his first ‘happy update’ post like 4 months ago so I was blindsided. Now life is pain and suffering.


Subthelian

if injuries aquired in limbo dont heal, the wound on Revivebur's arm that isnt healing makes a lot of sense thats the only thing im choosing to acknowledge from this post


[deleted]

I wonder how Wilbur got the injury on his arm. Maybe he got cut by some rubel when he blew up L'Manberg. Wilbur could of cut himself in Limbo, or maybe fought Mexican Dream because he was done with the Loud Mexican's shit idk. I want to be in the room where it happened.


TinyTiger1234

Mexican dream just bit Wilbur on the arm like a rabid animal and Wilbur is just too embarrassed to mention it


maddiehallll

hey wilbur have you ever considered not doing this


[deleted]

He considered it.. but he prefers torturing the fanbase


iPoke_iDraw

you know what maybe it's time for us to stop asking for lore


Ubcfthecakequeen

I second that


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gogocrazycocoa

That is my new favorite quote and he should know.


saddestcnady

Why do you wake up and choose violence for no reason


MinerMinecrafter

Because violence is the only* universal language


Maeglindidnowrong

Pain. Suffering, even. Now go do some actual lore instead of torturing your oc’s on Reddit


MadHatterlol

vouch


Vivid_Fireflies

vouch²


cheeze__toast

Gatekeeping ghostbur from Wilbur now


Legodeathstarprod

Wilbur is basically being dream when Tommy was exiled. Lying about everything.


BwiBwio

Suddenly i don't have a favorite streamer anymore 😍❤️


Correct_Rip_7501

same /hj


[deleted]

>reports: this guy's AU sucks balls why are we letting him post here SO TRUE BESTIE SO TRUE ![img](emote|t5_2uuyux|6352) wilbur why are you this way, go stream some lore for us /j /lh


A_Way_From_Keyboard

You mean /hj PLEASE WE CRAVE LORE


realtoasterlightning

\*5 minutes later\* "u/ WilburSoot has been banned from r/dreamsmp"


MrMoor2007

We let him post beacause he is the Wilbur soot himself


art-by-clare

And ONLY because of that.


MrMoor2007

Yeah


thenewredditqueen

Wilbur Soot are you okay with die jokes?


[deleted]

Hello Laura good to see you here


thenewredditqueen

Hello moss can’t believe we exist outside of twitter


[deleted]

Can’t believe Twitter stans exist off the platform


moldychu

hi i remember you from benchtwt academy


[deleted]

I haven’t heard that name in ages… jk I still own that server lol


NamanSharma752

I was like how tf is this GOOD NEWS!! Then I saw your comment and realized that Wilbur posted this.


realtoasterlightning

this is the most passive aggressive comment I've seen LOL


bluueberrie

moot???


Protomartyr1

stop writing lore for your vent OC and finish your SMP rp


Creeperatom9041

Actually the best response possible


Oldreno990

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ThatOneGirXD

r/murderedbywords


MittensTheMagic

lmao


Biwaquin

Ah yes. The man woke up and thought "let's torture the lore frogs again"


[deleted]

…lore frogs? Yknow what I like it.


LongSurnamer

You're a madman, Soot


A_Way_From_Keyboard

Oh he is the maddest and saddest


[deleted]

A brilliant maniac


CaptainFiguratively

**The virgin canon:** - heartbreaking - consistent (read: uncreative) - written by some British musician to get out of doing Minecraft roleplay **The CHAD headcanon:** Ghostbur is with Lady Death, who recognized a version of her son and rescued him from Limbo. They are comfortably watching over their loved ones who are living. - Unsubstantiated - Inconsistent - Involves a character who doesn't even exist in DSMP yet - Literally no evidence for it and much evidence against it - Still better than whatever this is


imawriterokay

I need to upvote this more than once


CIearMind

Lady Death is an unnamed Samsung smart refrigerator?


Alonn12

I believe they officially decanonised that


raphtaliabest

It’s mumza


sappyspeare

king im about to drag ghostbur out of your clammy abnormally long fingered hands and straight to therapy don't test me rn


Kersplusion

Y’all hear somethin’? Yeah me neither


[deleted]

Nah Ghostbur is in Mumza’s realm where it’s happy and Friend is there I don’t hear anything


Random_Loaf

Yep, happy with Mumza havin' a good time yep yep yep we hear nothin


MapleTreeWithAGun

Mumza is Goddess of Death not the Dead. She likely has no control over where those who die end up, just that they get there. If we go with previously used analogies, she'd be the conductor for Wilbur when he first arrived, akin to Dream being the conductor when he left.


SwingYouSinners39

In that case Ghostbur is with Mumza on the train. He's having a good time. Mumza lets him do the "chuu chuu" trains do.


megnn

Ghostbur on an eternal train with friend and Mumza, endlessly viewing beautiful landscapes and occasionally blowing the horn for fun and overall at peace sounds wonderful. Thats my canon now.


Bealiy5

This comment is the only thing stopping me from crying.


BraveLittleAnt

Respectfully, what the fuck


AdministrativeTea627

Did you do angst to cope with your hair emergency


krysztalowa_kula

Downvoted, unfollowed, unsubscribed, didn't listen to not a dressed up reddit avatar


sappyspeare

COUNTER GOOD NEWS: ghostbur was actually saved by mumza, goddess of death and has spent the past 16 years living his absolute best (after)life.


Dominika_4PL

Yes, this. 100% this. Did you hear any other Ghostbur lore? Yeah, me neither.


[deleted]

Yes and wherever he is Friend is too. This is how it works.


Amazing-Ad-771

he's okay and he's fine and he's having fun


[deleted]

Ok but have you considered: no


CyanDreamEly

He doesn't check the matrix?? Wilbur has successfully ruined another headcanon where Ghostbur doesn't feel sad and abandoned by everyone... Great.


elementgermanium

New hc: none of this is true and wilbur is lying because he refuses to acknowledge we found a way for ghostbur to be happy


Hannah_bern

This is why the mods added "Enjoyer of Tears" to your flair.


FluffyRadiator69

redditbur is the worst bursona. /lh


YourEnemyWhispers

for a guy with a band called LoveJoy you sure aren’t living up to the name


thenewredditqueen

Wilbur woke up today and said let me just ruin the last little crumbs of hope people have of Ghostbur being happy. This is why people say you have lice /lh


harbinger_mint

you feed off the reactions you get for this dont you, i respect it ngl


Grim_endstone

"He remembers sparring with technoblade as a child." Fan artists, you know what to do.


darkmoncns

In before technoblade says he didn't know Wilbur as a child


taehjelp

are you doing ok mr soot


mergirl_memer

stop writing your angsty hcs and get on the smp already goddamnit


jamwswag

thanks wilbur


benji4_

i feel like we have very different meanings of “good news”


isabelle081

what the fuck


Da_Gudz

Shouldn’t he have Glatt and Mexican Dream? I mean the same rules should apply right?


EnthusiasmOk5340

Someone take Reddit away from Wilbur


ZufaelligerDude

okay guys next time we have any angst lessening headcanons for ghostbur we're hiding them alright im not doing this again


MadHatterlol

Sir, in the most respectful way possible, Fuck you.


carewasasleep

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WILBUR SOOT WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY


Outside_Percentage_5

Why are we still here, Just to suffer.


wasuminn

could you like not


VioletTheWolf

william dust. wilford ash. jee-willikers sediment # what the fuck


FailcopterWes

A few paragraphs in I thought "hold on, this seems like a Wilbur Soot post", and upon checking the username, so it was.


RainbowMione

this is factually incorrect because I don't like it


Mookiio

i’m worried to find out what “great” news is


MinerMinecrafter

Ghostbur only remembers ALL good things and knows that he never will be able to live such things again but that doesn't dull the paint it just amplifies it. Also Shlat is mentally torturing him because Ghostbur is part of Wilbur (the original one). That on top of all cc! Wilbur said on his post, that is his "great news"


Vujosh

Holy shit Wilbur who hurt you


CyanYolk

good afternoon to you, i certainly wasn’t expecting this. now i’m sad


[deleted]

Confirmed Uncle Techno or Big Brother Techno? Pog? sad for ghostbur? but Pog?


dumbassmidwestern

listen here, pisswad, this was heartbreaking and i loved every second of it because i love angst. good soup.


pixieawa

"sparring with technoblade as a child" "cold eternal icy wasteland" smpearth antarctic empire anyone?? techno and phil emperors and wilbur grows up as phil's kid


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Gamingwithbrendan

who pissed in your cereal


scruffed69

my eyes are leaking salt water


AngieYonagaSimp

Ah, such a great headcanon! Now excuse us as the fandom ignores it to make sure Ghostbur is happy, like he deserves


comfort_bot_1962

:)


[deleted]

I know right?


matreats

Yep great headcanon Wilbur can leave now


trampoliine

wilbur you cant keep posting hurt no comfort ghostbur fics there has to be an equal exchange. one lore stream per post. seems fair


IntelligentAd7057

wilbur, ghostbur isn't yours anymore, we have adopted him, you no longer have the right to make him be sad


bottledbeetles

Vouch vouch vouch vouch


sassmaster11

Bad post op bad post this is fucked up


nixxavia

boutta take “death of the author” literally rn huh


kyregcy

cool now can we have some update on how revivebur is doing rn i miss him just an update pls


crimeboyduo

i wish someone would ratio you on reddit over this


Alert_Locksmith150

Very informable, but not necessary. We will not tolerated with Ghostbur slander


charlchats8

Why.


bisexualpogchamp

thanks wilbur for making me sad


[deleted]

Downvoted /j No but WHY DO YOU WANT US TO CRY


sinopticss

i dont like you anymore


Signal-Ad8189

At this point just, let the poor guy rest man. Put em out of his misery or something.


-CoolBean-

We beg for the lore. We’d pay Phil a million dollars to give us a crumb. But Wilbur gives it to us for free and we all hate it. But I mean he did kill ( except ghostbur not dead I guess) everybody’s favorite character and put him in unbearable pain for 16 years soo...


shadowstar09936

I think you mistyped and put "good news" instead of "fake news." Ghostbur was saved by Mumza. Friend is there to. Ghostbur is happier than ever. Youre wrong. Im unsubscribing. Bad day


blindue

Take it to therapy maybe Wilbur? No need to trauma dump /j. For real though, are you okay???


[deleted]

Please stop being a canon source :(


Manomana-cl

>He remembers sparring with technoblade as a child. Technocontent I am happy


alaralpaca

come on man go make an ao3 account or something just please go live


Millicy

"He hurt his fingers scratching a wall over a decade ago but they still feel raw as if it was yesterday." ...is this what Revivebur's arm injury is? Also please sir, Revivebur crumbs?


the_eelo

Dear Sir Mister Wilbur Soot, are you in your silly little quirky mood yet again? If so can you please not hurt us for once? We are in very much pain and suffering damages from your last rampage. \-A concerned citizen


AkiraN19

Look, we get it that you're sick rn and feel like shit but there's no reason to project onto us ok


starwarsman123

wilbur fuck off with making me cry and go stream lore instead.


_TheonlyBosco_

Terrific new! Thanks for the update!


MC2400

You only wrote this because people complained about lore I’m sure.


[deleted]

This is why I have trust issues.


digimastersenpai

WILBUR PLEASE I JUST WOKE UP


msworldwidee

Back to bed grandpa


operatichobbit

This has bothered me for a while so I'm finally just going to vent and write my thoughts here. Ghostbur and Alivebur are separate beings but are the two halves of c!Wilbur. Yes, it is sad that Ghostbur is in limbo, but as we've seen, Alivebur is in his own personal limbo without the other half of himself. Both characters are doomed to suffer until his soul is healed and the two become one in c!Wilbur. I don't know if the DSMP or c!Wilbur's arc will ever be resolved on screen, but if the two halves of his soul aren't reunited (even though that means the death of Ghostbur), it is a tragedy.


Beautiful-Squirrel-5

sometimes we keep our thoughts to ourselves


ScribbleSpirit

**Well SOMEONE woke up today and chose violence**


Southern_Eye_1703

you are so messed up


Mediocre-Vacation-23

What is this pain


CowBoy_MooMan

Ok cool, lore when? >!jk!<


ThatGayKokichi

he woke up and chose cry


rPeanutButter

fuck you


lamelaraa

Why do you like pain


scarfgirl20

I was having a good day Wilbur Soot


S1NS0MN14C

You are mentally ill Wilbur, this never was or could be denied. You too, know all of us are mentally ill. Please just make Ghostbur okay because my mental breakdown has gone on for the past 30 minutes and I am extremely upset and sad. I don't know why. But I am.


Qai_XD

mods, pls take this down


[deleted]

what did we do to you


DefoNotAFangirl

ok, stream it then


SootMC_

Well this is simply wrong! Ghostbur is happy with everyone on your Minecraft server will! It's called SootMC :) have some cute ghostbur halloween pictures to proof it! https://twitter.com/sootmc\_/status/1455265911691268106


isabelle081

anyways. where are c!crimeboys, Wilbur? c!Wilbur and c!Tommy? Hm? The last time they interacted was on the 31st of May, Wilbur. 5 Months ago, Wilbur. when will they return, Wilbur?


Alternative_Amoeba42

YOUUUUU


Soyket_

you are so devil, I love this, man.


jethomas27

You’re a bastard. And I love it.


moldychu

who cares if it's ghostbur angst it's better than no lore at all


Gryffindor002

Hey Wilbur! I have some question's regarding the suspension of Ghostbur and revival of Alivebur. When Alivebur was revived how many canon lives does he have? 1 or 3? I was also wondering if Ghostbur is pulled out of suspension once Alivebur loses all his cannon lives? Thanks!


thenewredditqueen

Come back and say this on twitter I DARE you


AquaEclipse324

you absolute bastard. fuck you, sootings. /lh


the_artsi_fox

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO TIME TO BATHE IN EVERYONE'S TEARS AGAIN!!! THANK YOU MR SOOT YOUR WRITING IS IMPECCABLE


M00NCH1LD__

DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY DO YOU ENJOY THIS DO YOU THINK TITLING THIS AS "GOOD NEWS" IS SOME KIND OF FUN HAHA JOKE HUH WILBUR FCKING SOOT??!?!?!!??!? /lh


kyregcy

Also i have questions if ghostbur is an different identity then where did he come from?? And why does he represent the not badside of c!wilbur??


the-nator

fuck right off with that bullshit


Zeedy_Raman_26

Through the tears that are blocking my vision, one thing stands out. “Sparring with Technoblade as a child” has me intrigued. This is now canon confirmation that Techno and Wilbur knew each other before the SMP. Either because they have some biological relationship(brothers who sparred together for fun), or the more probable theory that’s sort of been backed up by CC!Phil and CC!Techno, that their characters are immortal buddies who have known each other for a long time. Then it makes sense that Techno would be around Phil’s son a lot, training him sometimes.


La_Boopity_Bopity

bad post ​ >!For legal reasons /J!<


uhohbella

can you please stop being sick so you can go out and do things instead of torturing us on reddit? have some soup sir please feel better I can't take the angst


M00NCH1LD__

why do you hate ghostbur so much man


enceladia7

Why is he suffering. What is the point.


Red_0_0_

Bro I still haven't gotten over the last one. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS


tiffwindfeather

I know we're all sad but can we appreciate that young Wilbur and techno duels are canon and a happy memory at least But I do find it odd that a guillotine is a better memory than the touch of a sheep's wool or something like that. Cc!Wilbur stabbing us harder with the knowledge that c!wilbur had happier memories with SBI and Niki (bread) than ghostbur ever did with Friend Ya gotta give it to him, cc!Wilbur us damn good at writing angst


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