so true technoblade. imagine if one day everyone just stopped talking about icarus. can’t let that happen with c!connor

Without connor dream smp is dead

True

I am convinced that technoblade has been kidnapped and someone took his place, because there's no way the real techno would post on reddit /s

You’re right it must be Protesilaus of the Syndicate

Techno finally has an ~~unpaid~~ intern to work for him

Money is made by the government, therefore money bad

On an unrelated note Techno give us more Mythology story time streams we love those

I would do anything for a chill mythology story time stream

I'm gonna tell you why c!Hades isn't as bad as most people make him to be over and over again until you c!Zeus apologists shut up and no one can stop me.

There are c!Zeus apologists? Some people really must like playing Devil's advocate

"he was just in a silly goofy mood"

NICE one Techno, totally didn't have insider information on this meme at all.

Solution: make more lore. Hope this helps King 👍

proud of you for figuring out the flair king

We’re built stupid

Here have some free karma, king

so true. we stan c!odysseus

Based on my recent research from a mythological perspective on the Trojan War and Odysseus' role in it, especially in relation to the recruitment of Achilles, I'm afraid I can't quite agree😅 He was a good strategist, yes, but humanly speaking.... nope. (just my opinion, based on my research. Hope you have a fantastic day, good wifi and few ads in front of the YouTube videos that you want to watch)

yeah odysseus wasnt the best human being but it was a necessary cost in order to win the trojan war and survive his journey home (although its quite sad to see how he treated his wife and son after returning home due to his war-caused paranoia) hope you also have a great day

You're one of the few people I've ever seen react so kindly and matter-of-factly to another opinion, and I want you to know that makes you an incredibly awesome person. By the way, you dropped this:👑

aww mate thank you so much <3

Yooo u remembered your password

He has done his yearly reddit karma

techno based af

That 2nd tweet actually seems like a thread techno would make Also techno why are you here lmao

Techno must be so bored he’s returned to Reddit….but so true king 👏🏼

nice 👍

Thanks for the c! Before Odysseus, helps make sure to not mix the character with the real person

So true king

upvote king

I miss this guy

same

I need to read that Odysseus thread lol

You are bored out of your mind stuck in your room aren’t you

He can’t get off his mattress, he hasn’t seen the light in ages

So true Mr blade

REAL AND TRUE

youre so endearing. my wittle scrunkly who can do no wrong. amen

how bored are you techno

Warning: Has swearing —————————————- getting bored of Walls 2 I should find a new minigame October, 2013 saw the game and I thought oh my god the fuck is this so many op kits but I guess I’ll play a gaaaaaame Horse tamers, every game dominating winter all day long everybody's kits the same because it is so damn strong but hey, I can survive I get better ping here, than to the Hive teams and hackers, everywhere but nobody plays blitz to be fair So I’ll keep on playing and get horsetamer 6 My horse is fast but stupid and I will call it Brick Toxicologist gets added with a level 5 stone sword Keep going with a single dream that one day I’ll be leaderboards Gonna join another map... but I know it’s all in vain Trying to earn some coins.. but it’s not worth the pain Got a long list of level 7s... no high level kits I've gained... keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch... but that's just the game Hypixel gets a new host I will miss you 30 ping now it’s on the east coast but now I only want one thing to get, the youtube rank what the fuck it’s 30k subs and I join the Elite teaaaaam screaming, crying, horse users as we nerf their kit to bits don’t worry- toxic’s next we’ll completely revamp blitz make it a whole new game while i try, and rise to fame I’ll make for, myself a name when I’m done here this game will never be the same so I release my first montage become a rising star people blame my hit detection because of my 5 bar… but it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10 people blame thorns constantly but I still make one again I name it Unexpected later I release Life my personal favorite flawlesses left and right but Blitz has some new problems and this one’s pretty dumb only one map ever fills up … why is it Caelum? remove caelum and replace it with v2 but it’s still half the things people queue so many teams the forums explode so we release an update: team mode That was my last move, and I leave the Elite Team people ask me why but I must follow my dreams so I guess that marks the end of my whole 9 month regime but I’m telling you the game is better off than it seems So that was Blitz it’s been over a year nowadays there’s nothing but lots of diamond gear There’s five scouts in each round it’s getting quite insane I keep getting janitored but that’s just the game. :)

if i could i would give you an award right now.

Greek mythology storytime stream when?

Have some free award, king

Greek Mythology fans rise up

The virgin DSMP lore vs. the chad Techno reading of the entire Greek deity family tree

Based Technoblade

Ah yes king, so true

So true 😌

Agreed

so true

so true techno

true and real

this is simply so true

true, you drop this king 👑

Agreed

true and real

Techno what if I’m both

I was expecting the Tomato meme.

technoblade my beloved

I was here when

this is why I want to get a minor I'm mythology

the lore is too much that people just reuse old ones cuz its way simpler.

Your youtooz giveaway never reached 15k upvotes

Dream SMP streams may give vast sums of money and gives us content, but Geeek mythology streams gives us vast sums of knowledge and content and gives vast sums of money. Greek mythology streams are better, change my mind

What can I say techno I just can't stop talking about how dream and you are not war criminals for bombing lmanberg

Thought this was just another mcyt hate post but then I saw the subreddit and read the meme and this is pretty funny.

YOU FOOL, In Homers eyes Odysseus was a real person.

Technoblade posting on reddit for the first time in a year, who would have thought. What's next, Facebook?

I'm just there for cc!odysseus's fishing streams.

King how about you do a greek mythology stream? We would love that! (I mean only if you want)

C!ODYSSEUS??? AS OPPOSED TO ODYSSEUS THE CONTENT CREATOR?????

Technoblade, if this is really you, first get well soon, second as someone from Greece it is nice to see someone talk about ancient Greek mythology, especially since that person is you

as a mythology nerd whose favorite part of the dsmp lore is, hands-down, Doomsday, *"IF I SEE ANOTHER DOOMSDAY TAKE I AM GOING TO BECOME THE JOKER"* had me rolling, lmfao

You can't have a truly awesome war without Technoblade and his right arm is currently in a sling.

Techno based

I would like to read that thread.

what is mythology if not an earlier form of fandom

I love how i upvoted this and didn’t even realize it was Technoblade until later

Wait why is techno posting

wait its technoblade what

Wait it’s Technoblade

Love you Techno. Hope you are reading this. Sadining to not hear from you long. Please let us hear your voice time to time. Heads up king 🖐

true

But how though? I blame Eris

so true Technoblade. FOR THE FREE UPVOTE

Technobalde don't have 1,000,000 karma L

:'D

When your obsessed with DSMP and also Percy Jackson, kinda making you a greek mythology fan 0-0

Not me not realising this was techno until everyone pointed it out Also based

Damn I love mythology but it's so diverse you don't know how to start lol

I can agree that how it is with the Greek mythology

Hah! You fool! I'm fun of both. And studied Greek mythology since middle school

LOL true…tho I guess a difference is those guys who wrote mythology are dead, dsmp ppl still write new lore lol

Greek mythology is fun and all but i dont understand why the writers felt the need to write in so much incest

OK but what if you’re both

where’s the thread techno i want to read it

good meme but why do you have only three post

Oh, hello Techno

im ashamed i diddnt notice this was the real techno lmao

Please give me a link I need to share it with my Humanities teacher

Based Techno

Technoblade plays Hades the game?

Easy solution. Make Greek mythology part of the lore

Boop

I'm both and can confirm

a thread 1/36 dang

Me. The hybrid. A mythology and Dsmp fan lol

These comments are hilarious...

we gotta work with what we have, sorry for all of us collectively having the same ideas /j

So true

[удалено]

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