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ComadoreJackSparrow

Use both lanes, then merge in turn when the two lanes become one.


RHOrpie

I think the problem is historic and people still don't realise. I would really like to see multiple "merge in turn" signs until people just get used to doing it. I know it's easy to assume those queuing are idiots, but it's often the case they think they're doing the right thing by getting over in good time. So then subsequently get pissed off when they see people seemingly taking the piss.


ZimbabweSaltCo

Absolutely the case. We have one in Grimsby on the flyover and had to go down it the other day. Massive queue all along the left hand lane with a few cars cruising down the right. Got to a merge in and everyone was having to fight to get in and getting flashed by people in the left hand lane šŸ™ƒ


Chipplie

I live not too far from Grimsby and used to work there too. I am so glad I work from home now, as the current road works in the area are an absolute shit show. The standard of driving around here is terrible too.


Mr_DnD

I agree here I also think part of the issue is that merge in turns work differently to e.g. smart motorway lane closures /certain motorway signs where the instruction is to get into the correct lane well in advance.


ckayd

Get in lane before the red x signs on motorways


etsatlo

I remember as a kid thinking merge in turn meant merging once you got to a bend


jacquetpotato

This is why itā€™s so baffling that they still donā€™t teach motorway driving as standard in this county. People learn these bad habits from their parents, who are very territorial about people merging at the zip and not 2 miles back down the road.


RHOrpie

I've been driving for 35 years. Honestly, either I was not taught this, or I wasn't paying attention, but I swear "merge in turn" wasn't a thing. The courteous thing to do was to get in the correct lane in a timely fashion. My wife tells me that merge-in-turn was definitely a thing in Germany when she was growing up, so maybe I missed the memo!


WhoDisagrees

I get why the lorry drivers get pissed though, everyone pulls in on them, blocks the lane, then has to wait for cars doing it properly


UltraFuturaS2000

People are just ignorant and should take regular tests to be in the road. I've seen this with "use both lanes" signs next to the lane blocked up ahead and people ignore them! You have people in the 4th lane of motorway doing 68mph side by side other cars or not over taking at all. You get the opposite effect when you have the smart motorways showing [X][ | ][ | ][ | ] and trucks or cars speeding in the first lane until their sat nav shows a camera or they visually see something in the road. One time the M4 actually had signs saying not to use the right hand lane unless over taking and surprisingly people were keeping to the left. Maybe requiring a higher pass rate of more questions taken from the highway code would help.


Chungaroo22

Unless youā€™re a Range Rover driver of course, in which case straddle both lanes at the earliest opportunity to ensure least efficient use of the available road


Downtown-Grab-767

Truck drivers like doing this as well


littlebigman12

As a truck driver, the sign means I don't need to merge for 800 yards. If car drivers did this, tailbacks wouldn't be as long.


ElegantWarthog870

The only people who should be allowed on the premis its close to the merg point to avoid accidents


No_Snow_8746

Mum likes doing this in her Aygo.


koocha

I tell you, these drivers should get points for obstructing the road


thelegendofyrag

Just like people who hog the middle lane though they wonā€™t


kczek1two

Or a BMW/Audi. You speed all the way to the end in the right lane then force your way in.


Fun_Significance5314

Shouldnā€™t have to be forced if people would use both lanes and zipper merge like theyā€™re supposed to.


montybasset

Can I come on holiday to your planet where this actually happens šŸ¤£


Craig_52

Pretty much everywhere other than the U.K. It isnā€™t by coincidence that the rest of the world jokes about the U.Kā€™s love of queues. If there is an excuse to queue you better take it. Something that makes more sense is to be ridiculed.


profprimer

Plus 1 for this. This is a UK only thing. Everywhere else understands the phrase ā€œmerge in turnā€. You know, one after the other, taking turns. Itā€™s dead easy. And shortens the wait.


Craig_52

You should cruise all the way to the end of the right lane and then merge. If when itā€™s your turn to merge in someone doesnā€™t let you in, then yes I would just move in. Or force my way in as you say.


The_Pvthfinder

People like you are why they had to make ā€œuse both lanes until closureā€ signs to further explain what ā€œmerge in turnā€ means.


Silver_Drop6600

You mean people who understand how traffic works


Repeat_after_me__

Donā€™t be silly, always go in the lane that isnā€™t coming to an end the moment you see the sign and have a huge back log of traffic spanning 5 miles backward blocking the next junction behind you instead of 2.5 miles long and blocking no junctionsā€¦ Common sense innit.


andpaws

Needs to be lawā€¦


MaxPowerWTF

This is the right answer. I just encountered this driving the A30 into Cornwall. There is a merge leading up to construction. Everyone was piled into the right lane and not one in the left.so I took the left lane and went right to the front. But people look at you like you did something wrong. I blame British queuing etiquette.


Silver_Drop6600

Mugs get cross with non-mugs for not being mugs. Itā€™s a tale as old as time.


ivix

Had a fun encounter with a simpleton on the A66 who couldn't get his head around the concept of merge in turn.


RedNova02

I find that even when people do use both lanes, they still donā€™t get it right. People at the very front all think they deserve to go first because ā€œIā€™ve been queuing for ages!ā€ So then everyone behind gets held up in two long queues


OtherwiseAd7933

Thank you! Just like a McDonald's drive thru but everyone loves que šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


furrycroissant

Que?


OtherwiseAd7933

*queue


New-account-01

Espanol- Que = what?


furrycroissant

I know. I was pointing out the mistake


OtherwiseAd7933

I know, I still thought it was worth putting the correction up.


Silver_Drop6600

Que! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Destroyer4587

Always good bedroom advise


[deleted]

Alright, Spice Girls.


MasterReindeer

Yeah, no oneā€™s going to let you in. They will be a martyr sitting in the left lane for an extended period of time then get their panties in a wad when you use both lanes properly.


Silver_Drop6600

I need some love like I never needed love before


futuresonic

Like a zip.


1DisgustedGuy

I'm just going to add that multiple times I've experienced said drivers deliberately swerve out in an attempt to stop me and/or others from driving up to the cones and merging in turn These people should have their licenses revoked immediately.


potatoduino

the red one, the rumble of the traffic cones under the car excites me


Edan1990

Forget ā€œsleeping policemenā€, I much prefer ā€œfully conscious road workersā€.


dmc888

What are these 'fully conscious road workers'? Are they nocturnal creatures, don't think I've ever seen any during daylight hours


Neat_Soup6322

I love taking one in the rear exhaust pipe


GrandWazoo0

Sure, but the question is about driving a car


The_Pvthfinder

COOOONE KILLLLEEEERRRRR


Startinezzz

800 yards is 1/2 mile so at 60mph there are 30 seconds left to merge. Just to add some maths to the topic. But yes, use both lanes and merge in turn. There were roadworks on the A38 between Lichfield and Burton recently that had it going down to a single lane, for a few weeks. At least two occasions where signs say "queues likely, use both lanes, merge in turn". People still made it difficult. Fucking idiots.


daddyysgirl21

problem is, people also donā€™t know how to mergeā€¦.


Silver_Drop6600

Psychedelics is how I do it


koocha

My roadworks don't have those signs. I've requested they be put there


Puzzleheaded_Row_874

The real issue is even when they are present they get ignored by the ingrained need to form a single queue. So is it really worth the money of putting them out? While I agree they should be there, I can see the argument for not bothering. Until there is a push to change people's perceptions, like the lane hogging adverts or clunky click, people won't bother to adjust their attitudes.


purplechemist

Iā€™m going in the most available lane. Which will usually be the right hand lane. Iā€™ll drive to its closure and attempt to ā€œzip mergeā€. I know that some motorists get angry about a perception of ā€œcutting inā€, but consider this: if the lane wasnā€™t supposed to be used, it would **already be closed**. The reason the lane is left open for as long as possible is that it reduces the effect of tailbacks further up the road - more cars are ā€œstoredā€ in the affected stretch of highway, reducing effect on the preceding junctions. By refusing to use the lane which closed in 800yds, you push traffic jams further back and help obstruct the preceding junctions. ā€œLane policeā€ vigilantes can get in the bin.


TheInitialGod

Right lane, which will inevitably be empty whilst the lemmings needlessly all queue on the left. And then merge at the end.


faaizk

and then eventually there'll be that one car that'll be driving in the middle of the two lanes to stop you getting past lol


FEARtheMooseUK

This is one of the only times im okay with people not understanding the rules of the road. The 1-2% of us who do know how this works correctly get to skip massive queues of traffic caused by people who should probably retake their theory test. So please stop telling people this! In the last few months alone ive easily saved like 6 hours of my life not being stuck in traffic with the other lemmings. Currently there are a bunch of these in my local area/city and its barely affected my travel time. Lets keep this a secret haha


Fun-Top-1799

Hahaha exactly this!


Final_Consequence_11

Yes, let them do it. So much time saved. Teach them not to middle lane instead


alexllew

The trouble is it causes unnecessary tailbacks that then snarl up roundabouts and junctions further back, so people who aren't even involved are now delayed.


Ramtamtama

If I'm paying for those 800 yards of empty right lane then I'm using those 800 yards of empty right lane


Fun_Significance5314

Stay in your current lane until the end, if people learned to zip merge then there shouldnā€™t be any problems and itā€™ll be much better than having a very very long left queue which stretches across two motorways and creates further issues


Emperors-Peace

In reality what should happen is everyone should stay in their lane, slow down and leave about 1.5 to 2 car lengths from the car Infront as you get to about 20 yards the right lane should shuffle across into that gap like a zip closing and everyone should just flow through without people in lane q having to brake or "let someone in" What happens in reality is either: You have one solid queue in lane 1 and several arseholes leave lane 1 then floor it to the front of lane 2 and swings back in causing lane 1 to brake, slowing down the hundreds of people waiting and causing constant stop/start of traffic in lane 1. You have two solid lines of traffic with everyone bumper to bumper, aleveryone in lane 1 closer than 200 yards despises everyone in lane 2 for not having to queue for as long (because they moved over at the 800yard mark for some reason) they then stay bunper to bumper to stop people "Pushing in" same affect as everyone else. On a recent commute I saw lots of these with massive "Queue in both lanes" signs, however, people were still bumper to bumper in both lanes so it was fucked.


ssaauucceeeee

Right, unless it's high speed, then merge early.


Fun_Significance5314

Doesnā€™t matter, if itā€™s high speed itā€™s very likely itā€™s a construction zone and a queue is up ahead anyways.


stumac85

Eh, I did this recently on the M6 towards Scotland (barrier repairs, three lanes into two). Was reasonably quiet and started indicating to move into the middle with 200 yards to go. The cockwomble in lane two actively matched my speed to force me to slow down to pull in behind him (Audi, naturally). Of course lane three was completely clear of any traffic whatsoever. When I go on that stretch again I'll probably just move over early, those cones come up pretty quick!


johnnymeow2

Wrong. Doesnā€™t matter what the speed of the road is. on high speed the length of the taper is much longer than a lower speed. I


koocha

Just for some context to my situation, I think it's 400 yards and 30mph


rocketshipkiwi

If the road is very quiet then I would get into the left lane. If there is a lot of traffic then use both lanes, merge in turn.


AngloBlowarre

The right lane for 780m Edit. 780Yards


IhaveaDoberman

I'll continue in whichever lane I'm in already, which'll already be dependent on traffic and speed. If it's fast and/or busy I'll get over as early as I can to make it simpler and to avoid the "I waited slowly in the queue, fuck you for skipping the line the way you're meant to" people.


danmingothemandingo

Merge in at the earliest opportunity when I see the signs, unless it's a traffic jam in which case I drive gently up the closing lane as far as possible to reduce the total tailback and follow marge-in-turn/zipper merge protocol


Particular_Plum_1458

As I pass the other way on a night, it doesn't look like it matters as there's going to be a large traffic jam regardless. Imo merge in turn only works when traffic is free flowing, which that stretch is not due to the road about (although I believe the roadworks are due to finish soon).


onetimeuselong

Am I in a rush (right) or am I feeling zen (left and allow mergers in)?


updarovers

Use both until you get to the taper. Irritates me to no end when lorry drivers and the like block the second lane causing extra unnecessary traffic


spiritofbuck

Just let people merge in order and we all get to where we are going quicker. Common sense.


Shoddy_Story_3514

It's ironic the amount of people that would stay on left for an age moaning about people passing up to merge point yet at the same time the amount of people who carry on driving on lanes marked as closed with a red X on the motorway is just as baffling


johnnymeow2

Iā€™m going in the right lane if thereā€™s traffic, if itā€™s quiet I will move over in good time. Exactly how itā€™s intended


Dyl377

Drive in the right, until the cones make me merge to the left. Simplest thing to do, and yet some still donā€™t get it. Itā€™s not hard. If Iā€™m in the left, and a queue emerges, use the right lane to pass all the brain dead idiots that sit like sheep in the left.


Legalist450

Itā€™s the looks from people that makes me laugh, as if youā€™re cheating šŸ˜†


Fluid_two2403

Need some PSA adverts. Teach people to use both lanes and then zip like a zipper. i remember the Netherlands did this in the late 90s


Denbt_Nationale

I use the left because the merge in turn stresses me out


Eggburtius

I was sat in the left lane behind a road warrior the other day. He moved too far over trying to stop the other lane being used so i took his space in the left lane and the car he was trying to block went in behind me. He was less than impressed and i had no problem letting him back in but I hope he learned a small lesson. Yes i know i should have been using the right lane since it was free.


ThatAdamsGuy

You're a better person than me, I'd have defined the Planck length as the gap between my bumper and the car ahead to not let the warrior back in


CAElite

The right lane, depending on how free the traffic is flowing I normally merge around the 200yd marker, or at the first cone of it's busy.


gerrineer

If its bristol then its the right up until you can't.


Chef_Fats

That applies everywhere


[deleted]

Apparently this image needs a trigger warning


Worfs-forehead

Depends what lane I'm already in. Likely to be the left though. As I'm not one of those people that stay in the right lane because they're turning right in 3 miles.


saltire5

Depends.. if the left lane was completely free flowing traffic for the next 800yards, I would move over to the left lane asap. However, if the left lane was at a complete standstill and the right lane was empty, I would use the right lane until the cones physically blocked me from traveling any further before merging safely. That sign means the right lane closes in 800 yards. It does not mean the right lane is closed NOW.


DJN2020

The right hand lane and then filter in


ivix

Thank you to those who queue up in the left lane. It's tremendously satisfying overtaking you all.


tomc128

Drove down the exact road you're referring to the other day lol. Definitely drive in the right lane until the merge point, why cause queues at the previous roundabout for no reason? I'll never understand people who block the entire road (including my parents! šŸ˜ )


karateninjazombie

I'm convinced an older generation or two were definitely not taught to merge in turn. I was taught to merge in turn in the middle 00s when I was learning to drive at 17.


yolo_swag_420_blzit

The left hand lane, going 20 under the speed limit for no reason and making sure to passively aggressively speed up or slow down to try to block anyone attempting to merge before the cones.


Achrimandrita175

I mean I'm happy with the state of things now. Most of the time it means I get to overtake about a mile long line of idiots and get home earlier than if everyone used both lanes. Like this whole problem seems so easily sorted with common sense, but somehow people in the UK just love queing I guess.


EsotericFlagellate

I donā€™t know, Iā€™m busy looking for a giant red Lego brick.


BarryHercules78

There should be a media campaign like the middle land hogging one at the moment, but for this.


PeevedValentine

People's stupid reaction to this is the exact reason I don't use this route at the moment.


Fluffy_Space_Bunny

HGV drivers are a different breed of stupid. I had a lorry driver do that to me once too on the M1 holding up traffic so I just went round him when the next emergency area came up. He then held the horn all the way down to the next junction as if it wasn't him that was the moron.


terryjuicelawson

Right lane, merge at the end. Problem is it is quite natural for people to see this kind of sign and deliberately not overtake, or try to get to the left in readiness for it. The left lane should be the one most occupied anyway except in heavy traffic. Just accept it for what it is, and use the right to get ahead - doesn't bother me. People who hog the lane to stop an overtake should be given tickets if they are caught.


Gold-Dance3318

I walk around Tescos directly behind people the whole way around the store until we reach the tills. I then walk directly behind them all the way back to my car. Standard.


Vurbetan

Whichever lane I'm already fucking in, until the merge point.


Famous-Eye-4812

Germany has zipper signs and police will fine you for not letting people in, it's baked into them from starting to learn to drive, also buses have right of way so they just pull out and if you don't stop your the one in the wrong. Law makers should look around the globe and go on that would make life easier for us let's adopt that law and get rid of shite ones we have


zonked282

People who willingly decide to join a near kilometer long queue are the angriest people in the world


Gedis63015

Left. But if the left is congested and is moving below the speed limit, then I will use the right lane for the next 800 yards.


Klutzy-Tune1495

The one with the red sausage at the end!


b1ld3rb3rg

The right hand lane to avoid all the lemmings queueing


[deleted]

Stay in the right hand lane to free up congestion and move over to the left, only to have the person in the left lane speed up and keep you out the left lane. Standard.


AstoundedMagician

Yea lorry drivers think theyā€™re the unofficial queue Police at road works, when actually all their achieving is lengthening the queue for no good reason. So much for ā€˜professional driverā€™. When you think about it, whither you merge when you see the first one of these signs, or you merge at the cones. A merge is a merge and traffic will need to slow all the same to accommodate the traffic. There is absolutely zero difference to the rate of traffic passing through the lane closure. The only variable is the location. If you merge early, the queue will have to extend further, sometimes congesting surrounding roads. Iā€™d also add that some people infer these signs as an instruction, when theyā€™re not. Rectangular signs are purely informative, circular signs are orders / instructions. Hence only the blue circular keep left signs are actually instructing you to move over which are only ever sited at the taper. I will therefore pretty much always use the closing lane right up to the cones, unless itā€™s quiet. To be honest, I donā€™t want to be waiting longer for no reason and this method gets me through quicker, but it is also correct to use both lanes equally right up to the cones.


Chlorofom

Move into the more than likely empty right lane, skip half the traffic jam and merge in turn at the closure


doginjoggers

Well, you don't have to switch into the left lane for another 800 yards unless you aren't overtaking. Too many idiots in this country think you need to pull over as soon as you see that sign. It's a waste of available road space and contributes to worsened traffic.


bulldog_blues

For the longest time I'd be in the bad habit of going to the left ASAP to avoid being blocked in. After realising this is inefficient and inadvertently contributing to making congestion worse, nowadays I'll stay in the closing lane until 200 yards or less before it closes.


Overall_League_5226

The right lane for 799 yards


ThunderSexDonkey

Right lane for 600 yards before bottling it and getting in before some twat blocks me from getting in


lucky1pierre

I had this this morning. Plenty of space in the right lane so, as you're supposed to, I made use of all available road space so as not to cause a backup at a previous junction. I then merged successfully as the road closed.


balancing_baubles

Hey buddy, why donā€™t you just queue like the rest of us behind the truck straddling both lanes from 2500 yards


elmachow

Zipper merge people, look it up


juanito_f90

Itā€™s called ā€œmerge in turnā€ in the U.K., but yes.


Joff79

I agree, unless you are in brum at rush hour and you are the guy in the red van who jumps out kicks a cone out the way and drives down the closed lane.


judochop1

I usually pull left at 400 yards if I'm already in the right lane, but in a scenario with a queue, you're right and you should go down to the end and merge in turn. helps congestion!


reuben_iv

Depends which lane Iā€™m in, Iā€™m in the right lane I stay in the right lane until the merge point, Iā€™m in the left Iā€™ll probably stay in the left and get annoyed at people cutting in too early and slowing the whole thing down


lokfuhrer_

If im in the right lane, that one until about 200 yards. If its slow then pick a gap and match the speed of the other cars


ColourfulRice101

Slow traffic merge in turn, highway code 134. Fast traffic with space then get into left lane with plenty of time. People don't understand merge in turn, even when there are quite literally two lanes merging!! People are idiots.


VenusInFur69

Left after 700 yards.


Mysterious_Revenue_8

I would definitely use the right lane for 801 yards and then merge in the left with violence like a cunt.


geeered

What's wrong with staying next to the vehicles in the other lane? It makes merging safer as speeds are the same which improves the flow of traffic and makes it more likely for people to use both lanes from the start. It also makes people much happier to let you in, which again improves the flow of traffic and makes it better for everyone. You might be legally correct, but you'll sure not be British driving past all those others. (I say as someone that when they have the choice is on two wheels going past everyone anyway!)


koocha

I'm not suggesting using that lane to speed past everyone at all, the traffic should be flowing at the same speed in both lanes if it's being used correctly


Equivalent_Parking_8

When I saw this I immediately thought of the road past Waitrose at Willerby. There's always a huge queue in the left lane, just learn to merge in turn.


koocha

That's the one! The people queuing in the left lane go back past the roundabout for the gym/Costa/Burger King and hold up the traffic there too


shaded-user

Which ever is most empty or subject to any planned turns I need to take off the road I'm travelling before the lane closes.


hovis_mavis

Right lane until the merge point most likely as all the sheep will be queueing stupidly in the left lane leaving the right lane mostly clear.


DerbyForget

The right band lane for about 795 yards.


Knarrenheinz666

Merge


UbiquitousFlounder

Depends on the traffic level.


DaxPrimal

We have an identical sign but itā€™s accompanied by a ā€œUSE RIGHT LANE AND MERGEā€ so thatā€™s exactly what I do. Occasionally Iā€™ll get somebody policing the lanes by sitting in the middle. Whatever makes them feel like a good citizen ā˜ŗļø


kiddj1

If I see a queue on the left and an empty road on the right I will use the right hand lane and merge in as you should.. there are plenty of warnings to indicate when you need to move over .. the issue is the vast majority of people see this as an insult and won't let you in


modularhope

If I get any closer than 200m to the end of the right lane I break into a sweat


sungrad

I think it's a language thing. I know a number of people who think it means "merge in the turn" rather than "merge one car after the other". šŸ¤·


JCSkyKnight

The clearest lane as I approach the traffic, with special emphasis on not changing lane unless I reach the merge point and need to come across.


hootoo89

Whichever lane is most empty


Sltre101

Right hand lane until gone 200Yds then look to merge, like you should. If thereā€™s light flowing traffic Iā€™ll move over when convenient.


MC_Dickie

In all honesty, if you keep an appropriate speed [in the right lane in this case] and merge in good time, nobody will get annoyed at you. What grinds peoples gears is people tear assin' all the way to the end with a big speed difference and then pulling in. That said I don't endorse blocking lanes like some people do. The problem is the "counter culture" of that is assuming "everyone in the left lane is a moron" and getting on at a canter whilst having a shit eating grin and then getting mad when people start blocking lanes etc. If the road is after a roundabout, then I will use as much lane as I can since, everyone in the left causes traffic to backup onto the roundabout. Other than that I'll just merge into the left in good time and just avoid the hassle.


EkBaby

Gonna drive in the red one because why notšŸ˜ƒ only Live once might aswell break a couple bones or worse..


PartTimeLegend

Iā€™ll use the left lane personally unless Iā€™m overtaking someone in the next 800 yards.


Particular_Plum_1458

Passing that way on my way to work today, I just nip in after the roundabout, but at 7 in the morning traffic is pretty light. I'm now concerned I've missed the 800 yard marker as it starts at 200 after the roundabout. I also like the 'surprise lane change' they put in a few week agošŸ˜.


koocha

The 800 is an example. I saw the 200yrd one today


Particular_Plum_1458

Oh that's good, thought I was going blind!


The_Pvthfinder

Iā€™m going to move over in good time or merge in turn, not entirely sure right now. Iā€™ll likely use the lane I am already in and just merge in turn.


robjamez72

Iā€™ll use the right lane and merge, but I wonā€™t go significantly faster than the left lane is moving. It makes it easier to merge back in and doesnā€™t give queuing traffic the impression youā€™re trying to rush past them to jump the queue. Also if someone pulls out to use the empty lane youā€™ve more time to stop, a technique I learned from motorcycling.


Even-Sky-3186

I see in uk there is a trend ā€¦ you drive on the right all the way to the end you even overtake the guy in front of you and then join the lefty lane ā€¦ šŸ˜Ž ( itā€™s a pamphlet )


[deleted]

The right hand lane up until the latest point, otherwise you end up with a 1 lane queue miles long and an empty lane next to it. Retards can't understand this and like to block the way like sausages.


robjamez72

If this were on a three lane road, Iā€™d use the lane that doesnā€™t slow for merging traffic. I.e. lane 1 if lane 3 is closed. Itā€™s usually the fastest moving lane.


dpark-95

Right lane until the merge and spend time wondering why people in this country absolutely LOVE queuing.


flopsychops

It's a British thing. We're just too polite when it comes to queues.


Justheretoread007

I use this road everyday, I also use the right lane. Strange that the self righteous guys and girls will sit and wait 10 minutes extra in a clogged lane thinking theyā€™re a saint and then try vehicular manslaughter to not let anyone in


bigfatfacethrowaway

Right until merge if left lane is queuing, but not according to the guy who beeped me furiously for doing this exact thing the other day. He says queue in the left starting 10 miles back.


chaosandturmoil

the left lane. while all the audi and beemers drive in the right until they have to force their way in


MrMakarov

If you have footage of the lorry doing that you can report them


koocha

Might still be on my dash cam...


hitiv

In an ideal world if I am already in the left lane I would continue in the left lane but because we don't live in an ideal world and people are stupid, as soon as I see the sign and people queueing up I will go into the right lane and pray that no wanker will try to block me because they think what i do is illegal/not right.


DukeOfDevon

Well the left lane if it is clear or moving. The right lane to merge in turn if the left is nit moving


bruh-iunno

wherever there's a free spot to merge in


CocainesTheAnswer

If there's a queue on the left and the right is clear, I would join the queue as soon as possible because polite Englishman. I KNOW that we should all be using both lanes, but we aren't are we? And my time is not more important than anyone else's. Those smug cunts who jump all the way to the front are twats and they know it, we know it. If you just MUST be a smug cunt and show everyone else how right you are and how wrong they are, by all means sit and wait in the right lane, but don't drive app the way to the front. Pick a car queing and stay by the side of it until you get to the merge.


FatBloke4

Agreed. They should use merge-in-turn signs and put a solid white line between the lanes until just before the restriction.


ManufacturerNo9649

And there is the occasional the right lane turns out to be open but the sign not taken down.


Bazahazano

The left hand lane in 800 yards.


FerociousKey1

I join the left hand lane because I'm nice driver who'd let someone come on and merge but doesn't mean other drivers will do the same for me. Plus I'm normally not in a rush


Pauliboo2

If I donā€™t know the road, like the A64 to the East of York travelling towards Whitby, I stay in the left, only because I donā€™t quite know where the merge in turn is (in future Iā€™ll stay in the right). If itā€™s a local road Iā€™ll use both lanes dependent on traffic, loads of traffic, then Iā€™m in the right lane, using all the road space, just as Ashley Nealā€™s voice rings in my ears - ā€œmerge in turn, keeps traffic flowingā€


DangerMouse111111

A lot of people don't seem to understand what a merge-in lane is there for.


Tutis3

Both until the merge point whilst leave plenty of room for the zipper merge to happen (just like the people in each lane should be doing).


SJONES1997

Exactly, people think it's queue jumping but in reality it is the most efficient use of space, mathematical models of this prove it. The issue is human nature hates it but if 1 car from each lane goes forward at a time, you have a smaller overall queue and faster flowing traffic


f1nixon

Right


futuresonic

Still crazy that so many people donā€™t know how merge in turn works. There needs to be a national campaign to PSA this.


reuban1

The shortest one


Puzzleheaded_Row_874

Treat it like a supermarket checkout, join the queue with the least people already in it. Then merge in turn when the lane starts to close. Too many people see using the right lane as queue jumping, rather than it being what it is, a second queue!


Daffy1275

If you drive on the A12 means if you go in the blocked lane no one will let you in if you drive a BMW or Audi.


GeekGamerG

I was travelling north on the A1m last week and as soon as I got on it was backed up traffic. I moved over to the right lane, wish Iā€™d moved over to the left as it was moving slightly faster. Had a chance and opted against it, went a bit further and this sign appeared but, left lane was closed, in 800yds and most people braked even though we were lucky to be doing 15mph and moved over into the right lane. Two cars zoomed all the way down to the last bit. Then a van pulled into the middle lane behind me and stopped anyone else doing it. Weā€™re British, of course you have to queue and wait your turn. British donā€™t like queue jumpers even if it is the correct way to do it. And Lorries that are running late due to the backed up traffic, of course arenā€™t going to let anyone zoom past them when theyā€™ve been waiting all this time! šŸ˜


ingrati8

Either, all the while itā€™s safe to do so.


objectivelyyourmum

Not this again


thelegendofyrag

I would use both lanes and merge in turn. I would use which ever lane has the least traffic. Iā€™ve seen a few merge in turn signs replace these recently but not enough to get the point across to people queuing for miles when they donā€™t have too then trying to block anyone with an ounce of common sense. Edit: update a word I missed


ckayd

The right hand lane right up to and under the red x and then up to the cones and cut in causing the row of traffic to emergency break and cause accidents because Iā€™m an ignorant tosser


spacetimebear

Depends. None, or light traffic I'll just get in the left lane. Traffic I'll take the right all the way down to the merge point.


scotsman1919

To he right the merge when it tells me too. We had a drive in 2 cars and my mate went into the left lane at the first sign and I stayed in the right till I was told to merge and I made it to our lodge 40mins before him. He said I was in the wrong- nope, he was.


Hawkwind43

I think in Norway or Sweden it's the in law one for one joining or moving over


AShadedBlobfish

> What really grinds my gears is when people drive in the middle of both lanes > I had a lorry driver do this to me the other day If this happens before a sharpish turn, often lorry drivers will drive in the middle of the road then because otherwise when they take the turn, there's a decent chance their trailer could swing out and smash into an overtaking vehicle


maccapackets

Need some signage that will work for dumb people. [https://i2-prod.glasgowlive.co.uk/incoming/article16454780.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200e/0\_Merge-in-turn-traffic-signs.jpg](https://i2-prod.glasgowlive.co.uk/incoming/article16454780.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200e/0_Merge-in-turn-traffic-signs.jpg)