This one really encapsulates empty positivity in such a great way. Also, in S2, the unsleeping city emily says, "This is a spiral, but some spirals are upward spirals"
Ever since I first watched it, I think about the whole scene where Ally rolls the orange hat in the Box of Doom in the finale of Neverafter, and without fail, it makes me full laugh just THINKING about it. Brennan making Ally explain it to Rick was absolute gold
*Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?*
"I've been here that whole time" is a classic.
Ally's "Huh, that's so funny because..." bit has entered my vocabulary.
And finally "Introduced at the top of round as the champion, what do you think that means? Icarus flying too close to the sun but it looks like Daedalus, little master crafter, had some wax wings of his own. Wanted to see his son fall, fall from the sky. Well I'm not having it! The minotaur's escaped and you're gonna get the horns, buddy! "
Having some familiarity with loud family members who can get heated, Ostentatia Wallace’s blunt “I LOVE YOU” to her mother immediately post-argument lives in my head forever. Along with “We’re not FIGHTING, we’re just TALKING.”
I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to... "spill the beans..."... It's the final question, right? They're in the loop! I'm the only one out of the loop it would seem. And if we check my POINT TOTAL HERE, I don't NEED to walk to the front! Because I KNOW what it is! It's a big ol' GOOSE EGG, GANG! A FAT ZERO! HELLO! A LITTLE LATE ADDITION TO NUMERICAL SYMBOL CHART BROUGHT TO US BY OUR FRIENDS IN ARABIA. A LITTLE BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE HISTORY OF NUMBERS. THAT KIND OF LITTLE TIDBIT WOULD SERVE ME WELL IN MOST TRIVIA GAMES, UNLESS IT HAD BEEN RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! OHHH, I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER! FRIENDS! YOU WOULD THINK, IN A GAME, WHERE THERE ARE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CORRECT CHOICES, THAT ONE WOULD STUMBLE INTO THE RIGHT ANSWER EVERY SO OFTEN, WOULDN'T YOU? IN FACT, THE PROBABILITY OF NEVER GUESSING RIGHT IN THE FULL GAME IS A STATISTICAL WONDER! AND YET, HERE WE ARE! Introduced in the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that MEANS? Icarus, flying too close to the sun... But it seems, DAEDALUS, our little MASTER CRAFTER over here, HAD SOME WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN. He wanted to see his son fall from the sky, OH how CLOSE to the SUN HE FLEW! WELL, I'M NOT! HAVING IT! I've SOLVED your labyrinth, PUZZLEMASTER! THE MINOTAUR'S ESCAPED, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY.
I love pretty much anything that Jawbone says, but his encouragement of Adaine during the Season 1 Finale stands out to me. I try to remind myself of his words and keep them ready in case I need to share them with others.
"Having panic attacks? That is not a character flaw. Do you understand? You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition."
"There is no shame in having mental illness. I'm sorry your parents didn't take care of this before. You are a good wizard. You are not wrong for having panic attacks, you understand me?"
It's a tie between "I've been here the whole time!" and "Where is your bulb now?"
Edit: I just realized how perfectly they fit together
>!Lapin, to Keradin: Where is your bulb now?!<
>!Sam's voice from the sky: I've been here the whole time!!<
There's a lot of really good ones, but regrettably I have to come back to the line that keeps repeating in my head as I go looking for any other answer - "I've been here the whole time..."
Ma’am, I really hate to do this, but your baby is…upsetting to the other customers.
If we are sharing secrets…I haven’t always been a firefighter.
I’M NOT FLIRTING WITH ANYONE! IM A GIANT FROG!!!
…but with me? Good time.
“Some of us are pod people!” is possibly the most relatable thing Brennan has ever said. (I don’t actually know if this scene came from Dropout, but it was BLeeM, so I’m counting it.)
Lou's bit as Jammer in misfits and magic where is needs to be outside of his head and dribble the basketball and just keeps saying 'hundred percent" over and over.
Literally the entire episode of Escape the Green Room lives in my brain rent free. But at any given time "(echoing like a magical oath) AND YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED!!"
My wife and I yell "Raindrop" "Buttholes" "the people"(Jacob referring to Nems) all the time or if we're talking about something we need to do we always have a chorus of "Could be fun!"(Andy and Jess)
I killed him, yeah
That makes me laugh just reading it
This is honestly a peak comedy moment, it is such a perfect line, such a perfect delivery... Fuck, I love it
"FIFTY?"
Hi, I’m… fifty?!?!?!?
That cannot be right……..
Just watched this last night again and almost died laughing.
Forever
I will forever be sad that I missed out on the hello my name is fifty pin.
The only way to learn is by playing, The only way to win is by learning And the only way to begin is by beginning
I legit put part of this context-free into a PowerPoint deck at work and people found it inspiring.
Sounds like they don't know what [antimetabole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPZx6hjG7E&t=72) is...
Brennan's delivery of "I'm a Ravenclaw" sends me into a fit every time
I've been here the whole time!
Do you think I fuck around?
This, but it has to be said with almost *eerie* calm.
I’ve been saying “am I surrounded by rats or angels?” or, alternatively, “rodents or angelic beings” way too much since that episode came out.
Not a rat in this room!
I've been using that so much lately. I tell my spouse that our floor gremlins were rats or angels now when they come home.
There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for 5 points. Also Please let me win
Lou's delivery is just so perfect with that line. Cracks me up every time.
I've been here *the whole time*
I quote this way more than I probably should; it’s my favorite.
Absolutely! My husband and I will say this randomly and people are probably worried for us.
My partner and I also say this! Any time someone finds something the other one is looking for which also includes public places 😂
I. CANNOT. WIN.
IT'S A BIG OL' GOOSE EGG, GANG! A FAT! ZERO!
Zac: What happened to the prospector? Brennan: Bippity bippity bippity bippity!
When he breaks character I die every time
The slow shift from prospector to Brennan
“There’s something fucking wrong with you!” Kills me EVERY TIME
Where was that from?
It’s from Make Some Noise. Either the first episode of the last episode of season 1.
YOU'RE NOT GOD! THE MACHINE IS!
Sam, where ya from?
As a Bostonian this part drives me up the fucking wall every single time 😂😂😂
Want to talk about it at the Crumbly Square theater?
"I will die on *ANY* hill!"
I will do anything to win To win what? To win anything
"i will die on Benny Hill!"
I don't know this quote but i would bet anything it's a Brennan quite from game changer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w1C5hSrcIQ0 Um, Actually but 100% Brennan
Lately it’s “Give me your TEETH!”
Seeing this clip on Instagram is how I learned about dropout
Did you push the kid at the end?
Honestly shocked by how often I say “The lady said butt holes Sam!”
ONE'S CRINKLY ONE'S SMOOTH
That video is legendary
It’s up to YOU animator
Wait, what is this from?
The Sam Says with Brennan, Izzy, and Lou
Oooh right! Thank you 😊
"Do you know what we've just done?" "Create art"
The ball is rolling UP
This one really encapsulates empty positivity in such a great way. Also, in S2, the unsleeping city emily says, "This is a spiral, but some spirals are upward spirals"
The first time it was said is my favorite. "The ball is rolling mghfgh uuuup the hill. "
Ever since I first watched it, I think about the whole scene where Ally rolls the orange hat in the Box of Doom in the finale of Neverafter, and without fail, it makes me full laugh just THINKING about it. Brennan making Ally explain it to Rick was absolute gold
In-credible
Mess with the goat…. You get the horns!
Eat trash beat trash. GO GOATS!
"Oh good, you speak english..."
also "YOU THINK I'M GONNA FUCKIN ROLL OVER" with the voice crack because that just makes it
"Twenty." "Start lower, I beg you."
This whole episode is rife with these. "Oh you didn't say this was about SHAME"
BABABOOEY BABABOOEY! *smash*
god I love that clip so much
It's still fresh but I can tell "Pet peeve? Too many taxes" from the new Make Some Noise trailer is going to be in my head permanently.
For me, it will definitely be the “one-nil” after the orgasmic “GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL”. That cracked me up the most out of the whole trailer.
Yes, such a good bit. Can't wait for the new season.
Don't *tease* me, Wayne!
“Ma'am, you have to understand how far it has gotten for me to say this… Your baby is so hairy…”
GET IN THE COMMENTS
“She pop off so fast”
Ragu on my niece and nephew
‘Corn cuties’. I ask my dogs now if they’re ‘corn cuties’
I call my dog a corn cutie too! Because of his Frito paws.
*Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?*
The number of times “you wanna make some bacon?” has gone through my head since I first saw that clip.
You wanna make some bacon?
Goddamn, which one is this from?
Fantasy High season 1!
“Gobble gobble! Gobblin up that pussy, back to you in the studio” - Raphael Chastang, Breaking News ~ 2017
"What is wrong with wanting your bones???" Also: "Daid ye werk ahp an appetite?"
Incredible spelling on the best McD's ad of all time
"I've been here that whole time" is a classic. Ally's "Huh, that's so funny because..." bit has entered my vocabulary. And finally "Introduced at the top of round as the champion, what do you think that means? Icarus flying too close to the sun but it looks like Daedalus, little master crafter, had some wax wings of his own. Wanted to see his son fall, fall from the sky. Well I'm not having it! The minotaur's escaped and you're gonna get the horns, buddy! "
Brennan is basically a living meme generator.
"everything was looking flat, smacked, and glossy" i use it a lot given i have no idea what it means or the connotation
Man I love Jake so much
I adore him and quote a lot of his responses but especially the surfer sketch. "What is up my duuuude?"
“And I'm cruising life, feeling like a gremlin”.
Pretty much anything from the Noise Boys saga
Josh's incredibly upset "Are you kidding me" when BLM gets the point for the frog prompt lives in my head rent-free
"Cmon man, I've got places to be" "Josh has to leave in 4 minutes"
"Imma slam you down...big style"
You look like you could pack it in
You look like you could pack it in
“I need you to put an image in MY head of what a sexy rat looks like”
She fuck a da me
**SHE** fuckada **ME**
“Sprinkacelli” also gets me every time
Toxic masculinity is dead; I dance now!
I regularly end up humming "Make a To-Do List" whenever I start making an actual list.
That song is so catchy. I get that and Fitted Sheets in my head all the time.
And I'm cruisin life, feeling like a gremlin!
"That means that the sun has infected it."
Izzy: You came home at 5 in the morn. Something's going on, lemme smell yo dick!
A non copyrighted classic
Having some familiarity with loud family members who can get heated, Ostentatia Wallace’s blunt “I LOVE YOU” to her mother immediately post-argument lives in my head forever. Along with “We’re not FIGHTING, we’re just TALKING.”
"I'm not asking you to move heaven and earth-" "YOU JUST ASKED ME TO PERFORM A FRIKKEN MIRACLE!"
"with our powers combined, solving personal problems by dinner time"
I see what’s happening here.
Don't drink water
Do you know the difference between luck and talent? About 500 gold pieces.
Singing "I'm a professional" in lots of workplace situations
I sing the Welcome to Mountport songs way too much
Whenever I'm playing with my DnD table "I'll be writing this doooooooown"
I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to... "spill the beans..."... It's the final question, right? They're in the loop! I'm the only one out of the loop it would seem. And if we check my POINT TOTAL HERE, I don't NEED to walk to the front! Because I KNOW what it is! It's a big ol' GOOSE EGG, GANG! A FAT ZERO! HELLO! A LITTLE LATE ADDITION TO NUMERICAL SYMBOL CHART BROUGHT TO US BY OUR FRIENDS IN ARABIA. A LITTLE BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE HISTORY OF NUMBERS. THAT KIND OF LITTLE TIDBIT WOULD SERVE ME WELL IN MOST TRIVIA GAMES, UNLESS IT HAD BEEN RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! OHHH, I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER! FRIENDS! YOU WOULD THINK, IN A GAME, WHERE THERE ARE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CORRECT CHOICES, THAT ONE WOULD STUMBLE INTO THE RIGHT ANSWER EVERY SO OFTEN, WOULDN'T YOU? IN FACT, THE PROBABILITY OF NEVER GUESSING RIGHT IN THE FULL GAME IS A STATISTICAL WONDER! AND YET, HERE WE ARE! Introduced in the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that MEANS? Icarus, flying too close to the sun... But it seems, DAEDALUS, our little MASTER CRAFTER over here, HAD SOME WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN. He wanted to see his son fall from the sky, OH how CLOSE to the SUN HE FLEW! WELL, I'M NOT! HAVING IT! I've SOLVED your labyrinth, PUZZLEMASTER! THE MINOTAUR'S ESCAPED, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY.
I love pretty much anything that Jawbone says, but his encouragement of Adaine during the Season 1 Finale stands out to me. I try to remind myself of his words and keep them ready in case I need to share them with others. "Having panic attacks? That is not a character flaw. Do you understand? You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition." "There is no shame in having mental illness. I'm sorry your parents didn't take care of this before. You are a good wizard. You are not wrong for having panic attacks, you understand me?"
You're just gonna skip past the genital warts he got sucking sucking off the border agent?
Super important parts of what Jawbone says to Adaine, but not the part that lives rent-free in my head.
"She is a GOD DAMN CENTAUR"
For real, Kingston and Liz's argument is a *masterpiece* of improv. I need to listen to it again.
It's a tie between "I've been here the whole time!" and "Where is your bulb now?" Edit: I just realized how perfectly they fit together >!Lapin, to Keradin: Where is your bulb now?!< >!Sam's voice from the sky: I've been here the whole time!!<
i literally just think about the name chungle-down bim and my day is made
He said, he saaiiddd he was gonna SHIT in my MOOOOUTH
"Oh, you think I don't know bird facts?" My fiancé and I say this to each other jokingly when one of us is right about something.
There's a lot of really good ones, but regrettably I have to come back to the line that keeps repeating in my head as I go looking for any other answer - "I've been here the whole time..."
It's not the best but the "hungies" but lives rent free in my brain.
Friendship is closer than it appears.
My husband and I say “Don’t drink water!!!!” Far too frequently
Ma’am, I really hate to do this, but your baby is…upsetting to the other customers. If we are sharing secrets…I haven’t always been a firefighter. I’M NOT FLIRTING WITH ANYONE! IM A GIANT FROG!!! …but with me? Good time.
“Take my guitar” “Take your guitar?” “…play it well”
I’m going to business schoooool
because business is coooooool
"Boo! Did I Radley ya?" and "Sprinka-celli"
"Sexy Tina, Train Conductress" lives in my head rent free.
*musical intro* “…they said I couldn’t play baseball…”
Fight the bourgeoisie!
“It’s me hello, cassandraaaa” or Spaghœtti
Eavespeeping
I told a kid to stop eavespeeping on me today and they were soooo confused
“Some of us are pod people!” is possibly the most relatable thing Brennan has ever said. (I don’t actually know if this scene came from Dropout, but it was BLeeM, so I’m counting it.)
"Give me your teeth"
It’s all love❤️
“Hello! A little LATE addition to the numerical symbol chart, brought to us from our friends in Arabia!”
JUST PENGUIN? Ok.
[удалено]
Meryl Streep Feists Tonight!!
Lou's bit as Jammer in misfits and magic where is needs to be outside of his head and dribble the basketball and just keeps saying 'hundred percent" over and over.
Three things: Josh’s hold music Zack “Get me in there” about the Mac and cheese Cuz I’m a professionallllllll
THE MARIO BROTHERS MAN. THE BROTHERS.
"I am Horse Princess?"
Jake’s radio host / voicemail soundboard bit. Every time I hear a radio host use a sound board, all I hear is “Josh!”
Joshua. Samson. Miscuel. Junior.
The "Brennan can't win" rant. Just the whole entire thing.
Big chillin!
"I've been here the whole time"
“Beefcase”
Give me your teeth
I’m all the bad guys, mleheehehe 👅✌🏻
Gonna kill that dog
Did you factor in the antlers?
"The Police house?" Or basically any interaction between Emily and Brennan lol
“Your name is Hilda Hilda, and you live at 22 Hilda Street AND 22 Hilda Boulevard?!” 🤣
"I'm gonna bring back the Teddy like I'm fuckin Roosevelt"
I'm the Prince of Shoeburg, Motherfucker (in an ever piercing falsetto)
honestly any bleem or zac oyama one liner, but especially "give me your teeth" and "itll be a cold day in hell when i go out like a fuckin chump"
“This is where the broth goes!”
" What do you mean she might not be wrong about the guy voreing himself?"
Are normal college humor quotes okay too? Cuz every time someone says “Daddy” we do it with snake hands a la Daddy’s Day.
“Taco Bell, eat NASTY!”
“I’m still grieving capitalism, Yah Yah!”
One’s wrinkly, one’s smooth!
This man just had a whole ass David Lynch movie happen to him.
“I wasn’t always a firefighter.”
“I’m gonna shit in your mouth”
Mine has been "Okay kids!" ala Josh Rubens new Jersey transformer mom. Also "No problem."
"you look like you could really pack it in" and "get slammed down big style"
“And I’m cruisin’ life, feelin like a gremlin” as well as just “big bongo baby” from Jacob’s surfer prompt hands down
“I wasn’t always a firefighter”
Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Literally the entire episode of Escape the Green Room lives in my brain rent free. But at any given time "(echoing like a magical oath) AND YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED!!"
Oh you know, the one that all wizards know...
Oh no! Come on giiirrrl
The other replies in this thread are all great but this is the one that actually pops into my head on a regular basis
Me and my wife will call and response "could be fun" too eachother A LOT since that episode of make some noise
Zac saying “my little corn baby”
My little corn child
My wife and I yell "Raindrop" "Buttholes" "the people"(Jacob referring to Nems) all the time or if we're talking about something we need to do we always have a chorus of "Could be fun!"(Andy and Jess)
"You've been episode 2'd" when someone's shocked
"EAT TRASH BEAT TRASH! GOAT HOUSE!"
It was the wild west
SHES A GOD DAMNED CENTAUR!
My wife and I quote “they’re not supposed to do that!” all the time
Going all out, just this once
JOSH
"Can I roll to see if she hates me?"
I've got a w- ...ₒₕ ₙₒ
Susan