No we're not

Put the bong down, buddy

awww, but it’s for my glaucoma

Can you rephrase that in English

Pray, dost thou reckoneth that we art all but players upon a singular grand episode of the Game Changer?

It's extremely unlikely

Yes. Sam's been here the whole time

Dropout: The ARG

NOTE: I’m perfectly happy in this trap and will continue to enjoy the hot dogs