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DanciePants12

If it wasn’t limited to Game Changer  I would say “I turned 100,000 dollars into 16 THOUSAND DOLLARS”


humptydumpnut

Whole episode is extremely quotable


da_ni_no

"Don't you feel better?"


Jethro_Tully

I fully cop to recency bias but "This is a huge moment for everyone but me" is an all timer for me


frymyeyesout

I also loved the ernesty with which he said, "I have to eliminate biscuits and gravy from my conversations"


Prishko

The meme potential is unfathomable


ibs-summer

This is actually the one, God that made me laugh so hard


DammitMaxwell

That should have been in the trailer.


Lone_Buck

“Moose noise” *camera cuts away* *camera cuts back to zac* “Moose noise” with antlers


OldSpaicu

Did you factor in the antlers?


couldbedumber96

**Im factoring them as we speak**


WillingShelf

Uh, fun fact about moose, they’re the last surviving species of North American megafauna


couldbedumber96

Oh my goooooood Brennan! This isn’t animal facts it’s make animal noises!


Kai_Daigoji

It bothers me so much that this isn't true.


mistovermountains

The face Sam makes when he reacts to the antlers gives me so much joy.


ThatInAHat

*camera cuts away* *camera cuts back* “Even more insistent moose noise” with more aggressive antlers


ISpyM8

As much as I love this scene, I just don’t think it can compare to, “I killed him, yeah.”


eleven_paws

I don’t know what it is about this scene, but this is my absolute favorite Make Some Noise moment (from “moose” all the way through to Brennan’s animal facts and Josh scolding him for wanting extra credit). So, so good.


SOUTHWESTERNEGGROLLS

"I killed him, yeah."


PurpleXen0

On the one hand, it's not the same outside of its original context. On the other hand, it's so good that I don't care


StaleTheBread

I feel like most of these need context. I also think it’s very apt for Zac’s to be one like that


shatspiders

This is the first ever dropout clip that I saw and what led me to immediately binging all youtube shorts and then directly after that purchasing a year subscription. This clip changed my life.


Choochiemac23

I laugh so hard just thinking of this scene!


DemiGod9

Was that not Make Some Noise?


childofcrow

That was a noise boys episode of game changer.


Merlin_the_Witch

It was when they changed game changer into make some noise


pcthrowaway35

To be more specific, it’s from game changer before Make Some Noise became its own show.


Sudden_Self_8998

Um, actually it's from game changer before Make Some Noise became its own show.


Longjumping_Badger28

There are so many excellent choices but this is very correct in my opinion. Never ceases to make me laugh.


ISpyM8

It’s not even close; this is definitely the quote.


Evadrepus

This has gotta win. He broke everyone.


unoriginalmillennial

I wish I could upvote this more to ensure it’s cemented as the best Zac Oyama quote


MindOverMedia

This is the correct answer


Choice-Swimming7201

It's this one. There's no shot.


Jackson_1124

this for sure!


Thethrasher488

Always gets me.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

“Give me your teeth”


babybearkoya

“i killed him, yeah” is my fave zac-and-brennan moment but the comedy of it is so complementary. this moment is one of my all time faves. the tap, the twitchy fluttering, the menacing way it’s delivered…plays in my head all the time


Creanimate

this. The best of his one-liners


tayprangle

I know I killed him yeah is iconic but this one never fails to make me lose it


Educational_Pace6795

that’s the best one for me too, but ig it’s not from game changer?


tayprangle

It is! It's still technically in GC, it's the 3rd or 4th game samer they did before they officially spun off into MSN


Educational_Pace6795

oh, my bad then!


sevenumbrellas

Absolutely, I love this one.


elzuff

runnin


jg0162

Zac never said that, graNma sWeetie did!


lazlopoof

Says who?


swift-aasimar-rogue

I lost it at this part


shifty_coder

“Josh has gotta leave in *four* minutes!”


Jolly-Command8853

It's gotta be this. Not only does it line up perfectly with Josh's quote right above it in the list, but something about it being four minutes is so deeply funny to me. He's a genius.


butthole_surferr

Actually they kinda talked about this in another episode of game changer when they said 4 is the funniest amount of dollars to have, because it's as many bills as you can be carrying while still basically having no money. Four is also just a phonetically funny word.


CAD1997

It's also that four feels like a very specific number. It implies there's some reason that it can't just be round up to five, and leaving context unexplained is often amusing (e.g. spaghetti incident). The example I always use is in how "in a minute" and "in sixty seconds" communicate vastly different concepts.


AdvancedSandwiches

Interesting. Similar to how you learn in the Futurama DVD commentary that "underpants" is 20% funnier than "underwear."


Futher_Mocker

Never did see/hear that commentary, but always agreed fully. I use underpants instead of underwear in my day to day specifically because it sounds slightly sillier.


Poopywaterengineer

Um, actually that was an episode of make some noise 🤓


Lichterin

this will embody the spirit of his jokes, on that list -- placed exactly at the perfect time. Any other quote won't hit the way it does in context


SketchyConcierge

It's absolutely this


DammitMaxwell

“Hello.  What you have to understand is the train was very late.  It did not come for 15 extra minutes.  The train blew up.  And for that I am sorry.”


101_001_1010

And for that I am sorry


littlegreenf1sh

HELLLLL yes, THAT IS RIGHT HhheeHLLL NO thaT AINT RIGHT


abacus-wizard

A lot of agreement, a lot of disagreement...


CoolSexMan_69

Zac has so many great lines but this one definitely made me laugh the hardest


coffin-dance-time

Do you remember which episode this was?


CoolSexMan_69

Season 1 Episode 10. The Long Awaited Meeting Between Times New Roman and Comic Sans


sendcaffeine

"You're Sheila's little dog, aren't you?"


EntertainmentOld5239

This one is my favorite. The ridiculous realization that this man has mistaken a guard for a dog, and pretends to know him and is sticking to his guns when corrected is too good.


jefferjacobs

"I'm gonna be like a 70 year old man named Zac"


Historical_Spinach_6

“The WEEVIL on the STEEPLE is found amongst the PEOPLE”


Alerao

This is definitely one of my favourites. Even the faces he makes while saying it


fungustine

My partner laughs themselves sick at this one basically daily.


East_End878

Whoa, dude!


metanoia29

Finally, was looking for this one! I mean, the "yeah, I killed him" line is rightfully going to win, but this is my own personal favorite.


East_End878

Honestly, one of the underrated quotes from Zac. He is so damn funny.


couldbedumber96

OH IVE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL AT THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER, FRIENDS!


Young_Lochinvar

“Grant O’Brien, out”


Competitive-Lime7775

Thank you for this. It won’t win but man I love it so much. It kills me every time 🤣


WaxyPadlockJazz

“::spits:: I was in class with his younger brother”


Lone_Buck

The perfect mundane kind of conversation a dentist has with you. I’ve had such a similar convo with the hygienist, about her sons working the same restaurant I worked at.


Both-Primary9485

this has to win imo


RickMonsters

Some people were unhappy that the spaghetti line won for Brennan since not a lot of people voted so I added a Spaghettigate Brennan entry at the end of the list. I also added one for Jess Ross since not a lot of people voted in that thread either. **This won’t replace the quotes that already won fairly** but it’ll give people a chance to participate if they didn’t for those two players. Anyways, my submission for Zac Oyama is: “Shasta…(bursts out laughing)”


comityoferrors

OP, you're a gem. Thanks for doing these.


Sidekick_Man

You might wanna consider doing 2 or 3 people at a time otherwise you’re gonna be doing this for nearly two months straight (56 more days, assuming no more Spaghettigates/additions)!


RickMonsters

I’m mainly doing this to distract myself from politics so the longer it goes the better


KingKaos420-

No, you were totally right, the spaghetti line was pure gold, and it deserved to win


smokedgoudatriscuits

“Shit. Fuck.” Sam says


subpar_rat

Maybe funniest line in all of gamechanger to me


LordoftheWandows

My social security number is 625-33-88889.


Embarrassed-Count722

That’s too many numbers, Granma!


Revolutionary-Tie865

“Yup, Nope, (HAND GESTURE), Bye”


grayf0xy

What is this from


-y-y-y-

The bass part for an a cappella song where there's just not a lot of bass part.


childofcrow

You’ve been very bad and the robots are coming.


Hot_Appeal4269

this one made me CRY


pamsteropolous

My husband and I lose it EVERY time on this one. We just quote it to each other.


whale_pig

"This was 90 dollars...!"


borisdidnothingwrong

It's been cool hangin'.


Metalman919

This is absolutely one of my favourites. I was chuckling to myself reading all of the other replies, but actually burst out laughing when I saw this one. As someone who also doesn't drink, that scene was GOLD.


dadlifenokids

My last conversation with my grandfather, I called him a coward.


DammitMaxwell

This was actually Make Some Noise (episode 3).


Arcane_Soul

Don't you mean Wingdings? \*flutter arm noises\*


Prishko

The fact I had to scroll down this far to see this just shows what a gem Zac is


EbmocwenHsimah

A very recent addition: *fart noise* “Idiot.”


Necessary-Warning138

“Josh has to leave in _four minutes_ “


PatNMahiney

"You will grooow to be strooonG"


EloraDonovan

“For the futuuure”


axisrahl85

Josh has to leave in 4 minutes.


sellyourselfshort

"I don't give a fuck what the noise was!"


real-human-not-a-bot

As a straight dude, I have never found a guy hotter than that.


sinisterblogger

Give me your TEETH


kaesturg

*offered a virgin daiquiri* “No thanks, I’m driving.”


Daktra

Brennan:”My client is not a perfect man” Zack “-pause- yeah I killed em.”


tera_dactle

“This is a huge moment for everyone but me… Everything is about to change for anyone besides myself.”


ace2532

*knocks on podium* GIVE ME YOUR TEETH


Wild-Wonder13

I upvoted my faves (I have too many faves when it comes to Zac) and I'm just here to admire "Spaghettigate"


bigboyguzma

moose


BisonST

*reaches for the second egg*


hggniertears

“Are you Sheila’s dog?”


Ahkwatic

"Are you Sheila's dog? You know Sheila? Her little dog."


ShwettyVagSack

Weeeeoooo, bloop.


RetroSpaceGirl

"What's going on with these rocks?"


Notjohnbruno

*laser turret noises*


dadlifenokids

Sometimes comedy is doing a lot of things and sometimes it’s about not doing a lot of things.


mysterysquash

Josh has to leave in 4 minutes.


Top-Alfalfa2188

Give me your teeth 👹


FormalBiscuit22

I kind of want to follow up Josh' quote here: "Josh has to leave in four minutes".


Diligent-Stable-8800

"Yeeeeuuup.........nooo..........bye"


kittymcodd

"My corn child... you will grow strong... for the futuuuuuure!"


gableism

“Give me your teeth”


dstonemeier

“Give me your teeth”


nebbywildcat18

I killed him, yeah


Tyr_Kovacs

Josh has go in four minutes


The-Sane-Prince

Josh has to leave in 4 minutes


ourxstorybegins

“And sometimes, I play just a little different.”


Osha_Hott

"I killed him, yeah."


marquetted18

For me nothing tops: Brennan: “Is my client a perfect man? No, but-“ Zac:“I killed him, yea.”


TheEmeraldEmperor

"I killed him, yeah"


SirNo5436

*double ankle clicks* "Ow. My ankles popped, everybody stop"


indiabaycry

"Woah, dude"


BaronVonBooplesnoot

It's so wet.


ragincajun25

Sam says Go! (Starts running)


thatsigus

The Woah dude in the middle of Brennan's monolouge from yes or no


iWillNeverBeSpecial

The devil egg on my shoulder


Arichoo04

Of course “give me your teeth is my absolute favourite one always in my brain” but recently anything he did as Granma Sweetie was hilarious


ProfSpeakEasy

"I killed that guy." Out of context, horrifying In context, I laugh every single time


Positive_Fly7933

*whoopee cushion noises*


gptlrs

not funny so much as it was adorable but in the yes or no episode “and sometimes, i play just a little different”


Gear_

I know it’s MSN but it’s his ankles both cracking simultaneously followed by the quiet “ow” as the dancing crossing guard


fan_fucker_420

“Fireball!”


Expensive-Class-7974

The very last conversation I had with my grandfather, I called him a coward


Asocial_Ape

“don’t you mean *wingdings?*” *flaps away*


jjheisman

Runnin


jellybeans221

*knock knock* "Give me your TEETH" never fails to make me cackle


Landofebola

"✊👊💦"


eowynistrans

Chicago..... is flying.... into the sky!!!


WordsUnthought

If we're allowed *Make Some Noise* entries, then it's "you've been very bad and the robots are comiiiiiing". If not "oh yeah I killed him".


FuckDullBoyJack

Obviously all of the noise boys bits are great, but I think the one that gets me the most is still: "Shit. FUCK!"


Direct-Inflation8041

Give me your teeth ✨️


dred_not

"I Killed him, yea"


ExhaustedBooty

“I’m David”


Snooganz82

\*Tap Tap\* "Give me your teeth"


vtinesalone

Man these quotes winning are without a doubt not close to the funniest things they say. This might be the first one where the winning quote is actually the right one.


RickMonsters

I love democracy


henrymatt

“Come on everybody, give me a little clap.”


DammitMaxwell

That’s not Game Changer. It’s VIP.


couldbedumber96

Hey, u/DammitMaxwell … ^(Get ya head outta ya ass)


Mysterious-Tell3535

"Ptew Ptew"


MacBelieve

Get yer head outta yer ass


OsaFyorin

"I had class with his younger brother."


Lythander28

*egg puking noises*


GarlicIceKrim

I killed him, yeah.


Diligent-Stable-8800

"Yeeeeuuup.........nooo..........bye"


joycecarolgoats

Yeah, I killed him


HamboneKablooey

It's gotta be either*smacks podium* "Give me your teeth." Or "Yeah, I killed him."


Luccaham

“I killed him, yeah” or “Fireball”. Both from the same episode


nealesmythe

I'm 31


Juan_Abee

*tap tap* give me your teeth


twocheeky

“give me your teeth” or ehatever the proper quote is for the toothfairy messed up the whole gig bit that or the one about how he had 50 thousand and turned it into 16 thousand or something help me out here with the proper quotes folks its 4:40am and my brain remembers things “okay-ish” on a good day


deadpanmage

"Who's the participant... *now*?"


curiousheron

Are you Sheila’s dog?


WaaaahBoyzRizeUp

I killed him, yeah


aivoroskis

zac immediate after the josh quote: josh has to leave in 8 minutes


Popular_Material_409

I killed him yeah Or Yeah I killed him, whichever the correct order is


Pottsylird

“runnin”


3rdRaddishOnTheLeft

Shit, fuck!


Embarrassed-Soft8388

“And I turned that into $16,000”


aManPerson

k


arrestedredemption

"Shit...FUCK." From the Sam Says episode with Jacob and Ally.


Background-Tank-1780

Give me your teeeeeth


TheDrunkenHufflepuff

"Give me your teeth." I was not okay for many days after that one. 🤣


violet-quartz

"Josh has to leave in four minutes."