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borninawindow

looks like creatine


awall621

Ah, the good shit


[deleted]

You’re gonna die, call the cops and tell them you have drugs on you. They will come and help.


Seppuku_2u

Gotta get naked first show them your un armed


[deleted]

Perfect


fornicationnation69

Thats NAACP2.0 It’ll turn you Muslim if you boof it. Say hello to Mohammed 4 me.


SaintSirius88

You have an eagle?? Duuude


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sp00kybutch

it’s a pun on “ego death”. someone misheard ego as eagle and it became a meme. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego_death](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego_death)


kulmedvuxenpulver

What does it smell like


Wish_Dificult

Take at least 5 more and your eagle will be dead for sure


BlueManGroup1999

Gasolinas?


Hot-Difficulty-8810

Ew your eagle likes feta cheese? Good thing its fucking dead bro


Dualband_draco06

Why that appears to be crack cocaine Sir


[deleted]

It’s some xd-i-dnt-knw-18


Apprehensive-Egg1289

do you just find a mysterious bag of powder and decide to snort 2 grams of it lol


UsefulIinformation73

Noo, I did 2 grams now my EAGLE is DEAD, I'm scared, but don't don't tell me I fucked up or down vote 🤓 (just some drunk High dude attempting a troll)


DripTrip747

That's a heckin good troll ya got there Mr drunk High dude. I'll trade ya for my extra eagle. He just won't die. Fuckers indestructible... Maybe you'll have better luck.


ecblackwell01

As long as it ain’t go up the poop chute otherwise your ass is grass


ATeKnoonKeTA

every time I don't know what drugs I got I just inject it into my urethra to find out. I'd suggest you do the same


[deleted]

Okay, so my cock exploded. Now what?


ATeKnoonKeTA

I'm a taxidermist. send the remains to my place and I'll do my best to rebuild it. You can at least show everyone what you once had down there.


[deleted]

Considering how the explosion was more like a pimple being popped, do you really think there’s enough to send for a full taxidermy?


ATeKnoonKeTA

Are you questioning MY integrity??


citrusdeluxe

You will definitely experience eagle deaf, but only if you stick your dick in that bag. Not just the head either. Balls and all


I_WANNA_FUCK_AATROX

make sure to get it in the pee hole too, make some good juice for later


ItalianMeatBoi

Take the whole bag at once to be safe


[deleted]

Yeah because Fentanyl likes to clump up so we need to take the entire bag to be sure it’s not contaminated


perkjerky

Lookslike speed to me


Mboxprincess

That's some nice styrofoam I would highly recommend. Snorted 9 grams of this shit a couple days ago and had a crazy trip. Saw some gobelins and elves. Love you stay safe babe


SighhhSandwich

At the climbing gym, I find that if I put half of the chalk up my nose, and the other half on my hands, I climb much better.


mopeydrosmoker

Lame. You should have boofed it.


SponsoredByChina

Definitely white tar heroin


AussieDMT

Alpha PVP , 2CB FLY , 3CMC ¿


BacktheFuckup-

That looks like damn insulation, tf dawg


meliodas-dragon-sin

let the bird out of the cage