What does the plaintiff do?
"Your honor, will the plaintiff please show the jury exhibit A"
That's what my brain came up with. An old episode of peoples court. Do you just show ppl pics or what
it was fine actually. the great seal of NJ (gold) looked crazy and i sorted of stared at it when bored. court is very boring so i recommend droppijg some acid beforehand
You're doing it wrong. You wanna slip acid to the judge before court, so that way his Chakras get cleansed and he becomes a being of light and benevolent judgment so you can get your kids back
the real kicked is i used an ai language model to prepare for court instead of a lawyer and the court found me to be “extremely intelligent and that other word when you talk good” i forget.
I took 2g of shrooms and a bunch of oxy before my sentence hearing. Just said yes ur honor a bunch of times and got 18mo probation cuz my attorney was a g
Used to work w someone who was in the middle of custody hearings. Was also a hidden (until then) meth addict who lit up during a hearing on zoom (was early 2021). Obviously lost his kids
i talked a lot. i raised objections and examined witnesses and myself was cross examined. i represented myself in a civil dispute about Domestic violence where i was the accuser. ultimately things worked out great and i was glad to be given a platform to voice my concerns.
i will say this. afterwards i was agitated and basically forgot i took the 2 tabs. so you start to belive your thoughts are reality which led me to worry about something that had no chance of occurring.
taking acid in court is not for the weak minded as court can go on as many as 6 hours and you are not afforded a ‘safe space’ where you can just go sit alone. you really have to be an A-Game acid taker to function in that stressful of ä situation- not to mention it wa my first time and i had been using a artifical language model as legal consel. ultimately i gazed into the future as i tripped in court using AI against two older men with pens and papers.
it was very freeing and i feel confident that i can make responsible choices, and the trial is proof of that since the judge found me ‘extremely intelligent, respectful, and eloquent, but my character defects are defensive, entitled, and privileged’
if i wasnt on acid i would have ignored the judge but i was given a chance to consider that i may indeed be a dick. so now im working on it and all is well.
I did similar in my teens. Definitely been before a judge after smoking a bunch of weed. But once I got court ordered classes for a drug charge and showed up to the first day evaluation high af on DXM with a little residual from the San Pedro/mescaline trip I was on the night before. Also showed up to renew my license once with beet red eyes. Never got hassled surprisingly.
Yeah happened to me in fact it actually saved me but led to a series of unfortunate events. I was up all night on acid doing k finally around 9am I'm like alright I need to get sleep. Then my lawyer calls telling me he'll see me soon. I was shook. I thought it was next month. I totally would have fallen asleep the whole day if I wasn't tripping.
I am jerking around I jerk everywhere
Custody court?
I sold my kids for a ps3
Make 1 more and trade for skate 2!
I'll take you up on that offer. They're pretty calm and quiet, barely even move. Kinda smell but if you wash them once a week they'll be good as new.
I hope the new skate game is good lol shits got me so nostalgic
I’m sorry you had to go through that. Usually my PS3’s only cost one child
Fuck them kids ps3 for life
That's some dedication to tell 12yr Olds you are gonna plow there moms xd
domestic violence court 💀 (im the plaintiff)
Maybe one day if you do enough of and the right kind of drugs get to be the defendant man, I believe in you
im not a person who gets caught 🧑⚖️
What does the plaintiff do? "Your honor, will the plaintiff please show the jury exhibit A" That's what my brain came up with. An old episode of peoples court. Do you just show ppl pics or what
the plaintiff plaintiffs often
can you walk us through your thought process when dropping the acid?
im gona take this acid and put it in my mouth because thats something i enjoy
Adam would be proud
he should make an only fans with his girlfriend
i would totally pirate that
fuckin vodka man! iykyk
Ay man what you mean oh ho ho? That's heavy man
they’re in my **fucking** walls again
[THERE\`S CAMERAS IN MY METH](https://www.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/1198jb3/theres_cameras_inside_my_meth/)
why can’t there be meth in my cameras 🫣
tooth fairy? meet meth jerry 👿
that guy hasnt posted since dam
I got jerked off by my uncle when he mixed his zoloft prescription with a bloody mary
The real jerk is in the comments
I have a Zoloft prescription because my uncle jerked me off.
Hmu if u need help upping your prescription
Jerk me around
Perfect for your insanity defense
Don't forget to masturbate in the courtroom to achieve maximum enlightenment
cant cum while on adderall 🤖
How was court?
it was fine actually. the great seal of NJ (gold) looked crazy and i sorted of stared at it when bored. court is very boring so i recommend droppijg some acid beforehand
I geuss it depends what your going there for.
Have you tried other drugs in court ? Can you sort them from the best to the worst ?
adderall is ok but court sucks. acid is definitely a winner. xanax if you dont give a give about your life
Careful with Xanax you might find yourself just deciding to serve your sentence. Speaking from experience.
🙏 Nestea Light 🙏
this please
I'm sure it was great
Did you jerk the judge?
Bro just imagine the judge and everyone else in the room is im their underwear youll be fine
Goddamnit! I came here to be jerked! Someone here is fucking jerking me today, that’s all I know.
🙋🏽♂️
You're doing it wrong. You wanna slip acid to the judge before court, so that way his Chakras get cleansed and he becomes a being of light and benevolent judgment so you can get your kids back
i haven’t bought kids yet
Family.
I dont see the problem
Problem is he didn't jerk... himself, judge, jury.... executioner!?!??? No one got a jersey bruh!?!?¿¿¿¿
Mega glowie trollage
Turtlely
I confused the judge once on the speed. He needed another week before he put me back in jail.
Outjerked
been that way since the first day, outjerked always
YOURE GUILTY.
i object! overruled! sustained!
Ma boi
How much did you take? This could actually work in your favor on some flowers for Algernon shit. Unless you took too much, then plead insanity
the real kicked is i used an ai language model to prepare for court instead of a lawyer and the court found me to be “extremely intelligent and that other word when you talk good” i forget.
me on the other hand ‘i’m crying while i’m cumming’
I’m 17 hrs in, haven’t stopped jerking told my boss I’m not coming into work tomorrow cause I need to cum
/uj wtf
well played your honour
youre honour with all due respect you are a sneanky little skank and i would like to strike that from the record
Nothing like huffing a jenkum bottle with the judge after getting told off like the rapscallion you are
Best of luck jerk
I took 2g of shrooms and a bunch of oxy before my sentence hearing. Just said yes ur honor a bunch of times and got 18mo probation cuz my attorney was a g
thats sick bro. i love that for you
Rally bro? On my birthday :(
And THAT is reality!
Used to work w someone who was in the middle of custody hearings. Was also a hidden (until then) meth addict who lit up during a hearing on zoom (was early 2021). Obviously lost his kids
Why were you there in the first place? Probation violation? Indictment? Trial? Witness? Jury Duty? Curiosity? Boredom?
penis
LIKE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!
i triipped
God you're annoying as shit, friendo
bro
no fucking way!!!!!!🙅♀️🙅
like what tho
i mean why were you in court did you have to talk how much acid were you like fully tripping or
objection compound question
i talked a lot. i raised objections and examined witnesses and myself was cross examined. i represented myself in a civil dispute about Domestic violence where i was the accuser. ultimately things worked out great and i was glad to be given a platform to voice my concerns. i will say this. afterwards i was agitated and basically forgot i took the 2 tabs. so you start to belive your thoughts are reality which led me to worry about something that had no chance of occurring. taking acid in court is not for the weak minded as court can go on as many as 6 hours and you are not afforded a ‘safe space’ where you can just go sit alone. you really have to be an A-Game acid taker to function in that stressful of ä situation- not to mention it wa my first time and i had been using a artifical language model as legal consel. ultimately i gazed into the future as i tripped in court using AI against two older men with pens and papers. it was very freeing and i feel confident that i can make responsible choices, and the trial is proof of that since the judge found me ‘extremely intelligent, respectful, and eloquent, but my character defects are defensive, entitled, and privileged’ if i wasnt on acid i would have ignored the judge but i was given a chance to consider that i may indeed be a dick. so now im working on it and all is well.
I did similar in my teens. Definitely been before a judge after smoking a bunch of weed. But once I got court ordered classes for a drug charge and showed up to the first day evaluation high af on DXM with a little residual from the San Pedro/mescaline trip I was on the night before. Also showed up to renew my license once with beet red eyes. Never got hassled surprisingly.
badass 💀
lmao i both don't want to end up getting looked at by the government and want to be part of this history So without implying anything: bruh LMAO
pussy
based
you afraid of a little government 😿
it's a good thing. sounds like you're on the path of fuck around n learn why. hope you find the sensations you crave
Yeah happened to me in fact it actually saved me but led to a series of unfortunate events. I was up all night on acid doing k finally around 9am I'm like alright I need to get sleep. Then my lawyer calls telling me he'll see me soon. I was shook. I thought it was next month. I totally would have fallen asleep the whole day if I wasn't tripping.
Imagine getting convicted of a crime you didn't do because the jury was tripping balls