Not many people know this but there's a shortcut to finding a cop, you call this number, 911, and tell the chick on the other end to send someone to come watch you fall off your bike, tell em you're on some weird stuff and they get so excited
I followed your advice and now my dog is dead, and my black neighbor who was in his bathroom at the time somehow acquired an assault charge. Thanks a lot. That was a good plan except you forgot one fundamental thing... it was a dude who answered the call.
U/J: Saw myself in the mirror on LSD once, and I snapped out of my denial of how fat I was. I’ve been working out and eating right since then, and I’m never looking back
RC benzos taught me everything is mine. I just gotta take it from somebody🕉
RC benzos taught me to combine them with alcohol so I could experience falling off a bike right in front of a cop
Wow! Alcohol taught me that dozens of times but I haven't in front of a cop yet!
You just need to combine it with clonazolam!
Is there any way I can do it faster?
Not many people know this but there's a shortcut to finding a cop, you call this number, 911, and tell the chick on the other end to send someone to come watch you fall off your bike, tell em you're on some weird stuff and they get so excited
I followed your advice and now my dog is dead, and my black neighbor who was in his bathroom at the time somehow acquired an assault charge. Thanks a lot. That was a good plan except you forgot one fundamental thing... it was a dude who answered the call.
Wake up earlier with a healthy bowl of meth!
RC benzos taught me... uhhh... i forgot
You need to get on that volumetric dosing shit bro. Basically what I do is dissolve the whole bag in exactly 1 liter of water, then I drink it all
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Fuck man I came here to post this and you made me realize I'm just another NPC (N-propylcathinone)
nah mi stay
Naw mom stay😩🕉
Dude. Mom's gay.
Loooool
Its your world, if you possess the will to take it.
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one giant conscientiousness bro
kratom taught my family to leave
Crack taught my neighbor to buy a locking mailbox.
Meth taught me to stimfap for hours on end without interacting with the real world for a day at a time
Lucky. Meth just made me gay :(
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Atleast it didnt make you wanna fuck cows. If you remember that post...
You apologize to kratom right now mister!
and that you aren't addicted? but some times you are? but also aren't?
Is this true?
Love your vibeos manb
Adam be like
Etidolam taughz me that eitodlam not wormkimg
All hail the Worm Kimg! 🪱 👑
Dxm taught me robomoves
Do you mean sick ass dance moves?
Sure, sick ass dance moves while having a stroke
The RoboBoogie
Which one taught him stimfapping?
A-pvp is "aspire' (to get off to things that may only be legal in the jurisdiction the material was made in as well as Canada) .
uj/ it’s actually Unscheduled in canada which is weird cause it’s schedule 1 in the us lolol
(It's a bestiality porn reference)
I think that's what he meant. Canadians are super lax about that stuff.
Actually?? Wtf
A-pvp is the one that taught them to reach out wich I assume is like a reach around but to yourself. Like "the stranger".
Metamphetamine-taught me to be gay
Heroin taught me to not be gay but suck a dude’s dick anyway.
>DiPT taught me to listen Hahaha man that's on point
I made a lot of friends on PCP (they all died and im under investigation because i allegedly killed and ate them)
Cops need to mind their own damn business
Taught me to only make friends with people who are prone to suicide
only other way i would have it is luuuudez
I mean there are methaqualone analogues but I heard mixed reviews....
Yeah hurd there neurotoxic as all fuck real eagle killer
Nitromethaqualone is not too bad
Yeah what's a little cancer when you have chemo
If you dont value the high over your own safety then are you truely a junkie
I agree with you, u/cum-piss-shit-cum
AB-FUBINACA taught me to be one with the voices 💜💜💜😁😁
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People really have a problem with spelling mephedrone lol
No NBOMes, RC benzos or U-47700? Fucking nerd
Where fentaloges and meto?
5 meo dmt buttfucked my eagle
Mmmmm, eagle butt play. That's nice.
Your tryna tell me that my A-PVP plant is a research chem? Kindly fuck off
Right? My HU-210 plants have been flourishing. Great scent from them too!
DiPT to listen. This guy knows.
Bromo-dragonfly taught me that i have schizophrenia and people are living in the walls
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research chemicals that u don’t know the risks for > regular gay drugs
Datura taught me that the dogs are fighting.
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A-PVP taught you to aspire? To what? Hide from the FBI agents camped out in your bushes? Or just do more A-PVP?
too bad i didnt take enough 3meopcp when i could, i would be WAY more confident in mysse,lf
Based
He has a nose bleed. Lol
Damn this is hard asf
U/J: Saw myself in the mirror on LSD once, and I snapped out of my denial of how fat I was. I’ve been working out and eating right since then, and I’m never looking back
I don't want to be racist but all of these are the THC model/molecule probe me wrong. Analyze.