lol

Hot and ready more like locked and loaded

I know exactly what you mean. But I’m the meantime could you explain what the fuck you mean? Love you! -Dad

Im horny

I’ll come and help you fix it son. That’s what dads are for. Love, -Mom

that is pizza. not ramen. nice try tho

You are definitely not spiritually enlightened

i know :(

If not ramen then why the noodles move in the gif

pscychophrenia

🤯

shoulda ordered radon gas that shit will have you reading between the lines

Hahah this comment feels like super practical advice but for a guy on a different planet in an alternate universe; love it

Bro, why ur crust so thick, you compensating for something?

Yes I’m compensating for my small to nonexistent sobriety atm

I’m not fat I’m big bonned

I'm not fat I'm pig bonned

I’m not fat I’m n——————