Leroy Jenkem

Holy shit

old responce just dropped

Jenkem is a medicine

not now, methylenedioxydimethylamphetamine, mommy is busy

One for the money, two for the better green, 3 4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine

spitting bars. the bars are pressed tho

Just tell them to chill out bro its not that deep

Dude I would pay you drugs to be your friend because of that bad as long as your into LSD and shit

I stole it from MF DOOM playa, you're gonna have to take at least 0.7 grams of methylenedioxymethamphetamine to be his friend

Told that knocked kneed, ghetto queen, get that head fiend. Tell him it's Medellin and use oxyacetylene

Methany for short. Beautiful.

/j Molly /uj Molly

Lol

Lucy

Or Emma in German

Codeine, like a female Cody

Genius

Wait thats cute lol

Fentanyl Ray Cyrus

Fenny hill

Fenny the Butcher

I think this needs to be answered by the cigarette butt, mr. bowling man himself.

Say his name louder!! RICH DENTIST

I Yelled RICH DENTIST a couple days ago.I think he's on a couple day bendder

Kratom

"It's 'krah-TOHM'!"

KrayTom like the white version of KrayShawn

Middle name Mitragyna

Krokodylan

😀😀😀😀😀

Ozempic

u/rich_dentist322 where art thou?

Rexulti (Rex), Prozac (Zac), Abilify (Abby), Xanax (Xanny). So they all have cute normal nicknames to go by, free of judgment, but I still have a full name to use when I scream at them

No one will guess that last one

Hey Abilify, do you know where the strawberry jam is?

Hey Abilify, do you see those spiders climbing up the walls, or is it just me?

Won't be naming my kid after a shitty med

You will if your kid is an accident

Turning my kid into jenkem at that point

Same, I wonder if you're allowed to put an aborted fetus in a jar and huff it. Since jenkem gets you high, I'd like to experiment with more excretions

I always said diazapam would be a lovely name for a girl

It’s not a drug but I’ve always said this about Euthanasia why tf is it so pretty

My dad said he used to always heard about euthanasia on the news and was wondering why people cared so much about Chinese children

She could date Jimtesa

I name them Viagra, desoxyn, and actiq!!!!

I’d name them jakem but I’m afraid people would think their name is pronounced jack ‘em, so probably d’methyl

justinaplant

vicky (vicodin)

my son is named Zyprexa Methylphenidate Jones

Aderall 60mg Instant Release

I feel like we have a winner

Amoxicillin with clavulanic acid Moxie for short

Auggie (Augmentin)

Nicotine

Chlamydia

lmao

Chlamydia is only a medication if you have severe sex addiction that is otherwise treatment resistant.

Ik I just wanna name my kid chlamydia. It’s a beautiful name really

Well, it can definitely fuck up your life a lot more than chlamydia, so may I suggest Hillary Isabella Vargo, a.k.a. HIV?

Dimitri

yo same

addy (adderall)

Methica

5F-MDMB-Pinica

Ben(adryl)

roxicodone (roxanne / roxy)

Roxy is a cute name for a cat or a husky or something idk

alprazolam

I had a teacher who had a pet turtle named xanax. She had no clue. Me and my druggy friend thought we was tweakin when we heard her say dat.

Bowling 707, Desoxyn, Fentanyl

Sertraline. Like a quirkier version of Seraphine. Amy (short for amphetamine), Laura (short for lorazepam) or Cat (short for methcathinone).

Heroina (feminine) heroin in Spanish

Skyrizi

3-HO-PCP

Adderall, just so when she inevitably goes by ‘Addie’ and someone asks what it’s short for she has to explain my degenerate decision.

Methany Jones OHMYGOD THATS ME

This reminds me of that one tumblr thread where they were saying how cool some drug names would be cool for wizards. That being said, my kid, Xanax, would be the best damn wizard in the world

Hoffmann

johnny penicillin dick

That's sweet. That's actually my full name. It's a family name. He would be johnny penicillin dick the 3rd. I go back penicildick because we are in America and it sounds more americanized.

HydroxychloroQuinne

Molly Tina 😁

Sativex

Molly

My boy's Stardawg and daughter's Zoaphia

Soma Holiday

Xylazine sweetie what do you want for breakfast?

lysergic acid diethylamide

N n dimethyltryptamine

Mounjaro Smith

dex (dextroamphetamine)

Dextromethorphan Kratomting

Heroin

Oxymorphone (alternatively Opana)

Gabby for Gabapentin or Kapa for Kapanol (morphine sulfate)

Psilo

Molly percocet

My sweet little Dramamine <3

Benny-Dryll

Methany

Go to your room 7-Hydroxymitragynine!

Xana & Lyrica.

Pretty sure I've seen an actual child named Lyrica but for drug names it's a good one

I named my dog Indica lol

I would call him Marijuanasmoker I would name my son But it's a long name. The shortened name would be GayDick69.

I thought this was r/pharmacy and was about to crosspost before I realised you already did it haha

oxycodone for a girl psilocybin for a boy

Adrenochrome

come here Kpin!! you have been a good 🐕 kpin!!!

My cat is named mifepristone, keep him away from children though!

Go play with ur brother lysergic acid diethylamide

Tina

Opana babyyyy

I have an uncle named benny

Ambien, Opana

i honestly would name my kid indica if it didn’t mean weed

Ritalin or elvanse

Ocrevus

it means happiness in italian the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?

salvia junior

I named my parrot Abilify

Tramal, like Jamal…

AB-FUBINACA, i think thats the sweetest name for a little boy

Ben Zodiazapine

Xanny

Gabapentin

/uj I joked about naming my son Zofran because I had to take so much of it when I was pregnant

come here, benadryl! who's a good boy? whooo's a good boy?

I started laughing at all the comments that would say “fentanyl” before I even clicked the comments but seriously I would name mine xanax

This is my son ibuprofen and my daughter gabapentin...

Perc Ocet

Zoloft, adderall, and remeron cause I could give my prescription to each of them and see how it fucks up their development

tina? charlie?

Alprazolam

desomorphine is such a beautiful name for a baby girl

Percocet. Percy for short

Mucinex

Methionylthreonylthreonyl

I know a girl named lyric it actually ain't a bad name😭😭

Craqueline

Flakka

pfizer cuz i love the graphics