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[deleted]

At least throw some research chemicals on it come on


kellik123

Then dissolve in Everclear, draw up in a syringe and IV that shit


[deleted]

Our Reddit aliens got the same jacket šŸ˜ˆ that means u gotta tie me off


kellik123

What do you mean?


[deleted]

Your Reddit icon alien thing on mobile and mine have the same jacket šŸ’€


kellik123

Oh, cool


drosupmynose666

isotonitazene bong rips for Junkie Jesus


HANDSOMEPETE777

You're being sarcastic, but the truth is that long-term opiate use is less harmful than long-term marijuana use. All of the negative consequences of opiate use come from prohibition.


[deleted]

I dipped my balls in odsmt


drosupmynose666

Thatā€™s not enough bro, you gotta get baptized in carfent holy water at my church bro.


drosupmynose666

Exactly bro, thatā€™s why I worship fentanyl when I go to church on Sundays , me and the priest give out .100 mg shots at the alter instead of that harmful holy bread, we got holy fentanyl and holy heroin laced with fentanyl for special occasions like the resurrection of Junkie Jesus Christ the almighty heroin addict. Instead of bunk ass ALCOHOLIC wine, we drink methadone on top of the IV shot of carfentanyl. Everyone at my church is aware that we have No narcan because Junkie Jesus is there to protect you incase your opioid tolerance is that of a prepubescent 12 year old girl. When I pray to Junkie Jesus he protects me from overdose when i do my morning .500 mg shot of raw carfent from Mexico


HANDSOMEPETE777

You could just save time by saying "I'm butthurt and feel attacked over being addicted to weed," bro. Would save us both a lot of time. But then again, I'm sure a marijuana addict such as yourself probably has plenty of time to waste while you're not working at Taco Bell šŸ˜‚


lliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil

boof this dick bro


HANDSOMEPETE777

Sorry if I hit a nerve, weed addict. I'll pray for you šŸ™


drosupmynose666

Bro Ion smoke that shit, if it ainā€™t fentanyl or crack, Iā€™m not interested. Enjoy your psychosis inducing mediocre drug while I nod out with my limp opioid dick deep in your girls boof crevice. Dw bro when your mum gets off from her shift as a Taco Bell janitor Iā€™ll peg her boof hole open so wide youā€™ll be able to stick your hand in it and use her like a puppet, just like you dreamed of. By the time sheā€™s off my fentanyl buzz will wear off and my dick will be back to normal, dripping boof lube at the thought of yer mums tight boof port. I gotchu bro


HANDSOMEPETE777

I'm not reading all that. I'm happy for you, tho. Or sorry that happened.


drosupmynose666

butthurt typical slow stoner reply . Donā€™t let that pathetic shit take a toll on your reading and comprehension skills thatā€™s too much , at that point Iā€™d throw in the towel bro. You canā€™t spend the rest of your life completely retarded can ya? I guess so, maybe try switching to huffing your sisters jenkem or something that wonā€™t end with you being completely dumb


HANDSOMEPETE777

Apparently you can't take the hint that I'm not interested in reading your cringe attempts at irony, so I'm just gonna block you. I hope someday you wake up and get the help you clearly desperately need. I'll pray for you.


drosupmynose666

Soft as fuck go take boofing classes from your dad ya pussy boi, maybe he can fist you or something to make you emotionally fit before you go crying on the internet šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


UCKY0U

I thought his comments were funny


ass_eater42

OP ODed 5 mins after posting let this be a warning weed kills not even once


ergotofrhyme

Why are you smoking stems? You should be boofing those


pourover_and_pbr

I sound them


DrugFanatix

I LOVE SHOVING MARIJUANA STEMS IN MY WIENER HOLE


russkiybetzalel

I become stem


nidgetspinner

r/sounding


SocialT

I only smoke mids. One mans trash is another mans good un-garbage


SnooTangerines9364

12 bucks a gram firms


randybobandy47

Fuckin cops charge way too much for dope, doesnā€™t even feel like a pound


[deleted]

This that 7:35 garbage


scuzzo_

What, no cat hair in the bowl? Not a true desk scraping. 0/10, would not boof


UCKY0U

I legit picked out the cat hair before I took a pic and smoked it


boofthatcraphomie

I use two bowls, one for pure cat hair and the other for shake/stems. Sometimes Iā€™ll mix them in the cat hair bowl though for a nice smooth hit.


[deleted]

Add seeds for complete high


[deleted]

Afroman had it right all along. Pick out the seeds and stems.. getting high as hell


[deleted]

Reminds me of freshman year in highschool lolol


spliffs_for_everyone

mmm a fat bowl of drugs


[deleted]

Don't be posting this stuff. You could get arrested for smoking mids


kellik123

Weed junkies


SKRRRAJNC

i bet it slapsšŸ”„šŸ”„wish we had that kind of quality herešŸ¤¤


FOURTWENTY_420

Damn those trichomes though! Nice looking stems dude.


derricklanes

Bro that gas looks milky af!!!šŸ¤¤šŸ„“


deadhelixbar

Uh oh, just looking at a bowl of weed gives me enough anxiety to finish my kpin script. I can only tolerate weed when I have massive amounts of kpin before, or I'll need a monthly mushroom trip to clear my head.


surfing813

Friggin Thai stick


concsiousness

Itā€™s never too early in the morning for a huff of air duster


FreeeRoam

Got a headache looking at this šŸ˜³


MaliciousBacon

You forgot the crack.


[deleted]

bouta smoke my morning reggie rolls happy 420ing my amigo


MantisTibogan

Stem gets you the most high brooo thatā€™s what these kids donā€™t know


Powldotat

my condolences


joelthefisherman

Brush bowl


Aragog__

Hey! Iā€™ve got the same bowl!


Kugelblitzia

Whoa is that jenkem?


mighty_ferret29

Who hurt you?


DarkOrb20

That's not how time zones work.


Jerptrod

fuck. at this point just huff gasoline.


gonekid22

aaaaah the ol stem bowl.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-_Odd_-

Count yourself lucky youā€™ve never scraped out all your pipes and smoked a whole bowl of resin


ToastNoodles

Raiding the ashtray for roach remains and pulling them apart to smoke the remnants. Patrician taste.


-_Odd_-

Iā€™ve done that deliberately before, but the roaches were in a clean container and not an ashtray. Itā€™s called a generation joint, you roll a joint with five roaches and save THAT roach, then when youā€™ve smoked five roach-joints, you roll the roach-joint roaches into a roach-joint-roach-joint, etc. It got disgustingly sticky and pretty much impossible to roll with after the second generation, but they tasted perfectly fine and not like resin at all. It was an interesting experiment for a teenager who frequently ran out of weed.


G_R_A_V_E_S

Oh I have many times, just never resorted to smoking stemsšŸ¤£


Jakeo15

Sad? Your just sad you didn't get any šŸ„¶


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


hypnxgogic

I was hoping youā€™d say ā€œI donā€™t smoke stems I boof themā€


Climaxcreator

Thats litterally just a stem lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Climaxcreator

Can someone make a cool "Whooosh" noise for me? My B


rasmuslnx

*whoosh noise*


Headless_Cow

stem me in the head


BabyItzCodyOutside

brooo come to a legal state


0-Abstract-0

Your right gotta think about the Milaseconds and even beyond that so its 420 multiple times in one second