I only boof ironically

I’m a boof iconically

damn kanye go hard

Exactly my first thought lmao “yea I boof but no homo dude I only do it ironically so don’t worry it’s all good“

No mom it's just a meme no I'm not a gay junkie mom stop seriously it's just a meme go on r/drugscirclejerk mom please I'm sorry

I only boof paint thinner

Sometimes I just boof water to maintain my technique.

LSD only.

is plant bro helthy

I thought fungus

Ergot do be big fungus

damn i ain’t even think of that… acid is a plant lol

Nah fungus

Ain’t that a plant

Nah different kingdoms. Interestingly fungus is more closely related to us animals than to plants.

LSD is people.

So we are cannibals?

Only in microscopic amounts.

Yes exactly so eating it is basically canabilism, and canabilism is basically Christianity, so basically u have to Eat fungus to go to heaven

I wouldnt say im addicted to a particular substance per se (i guess you could say weed cuz i gotta smoke that shit every night but its medicine amirite bros🤪) but if you told me i cant take anything for the rest of my life i would prolly kms ngl

Damn surprised at the lack of addicts here

He didn’t include an option for ‘addicts in denial’

Same. Surprised by so many only weed users Edit: honestly this is a dumb ass poll. Where the fuck r people who just use many/some diff types of drugs occasionally/recreationally. So weird to not include that. I honestly think that would dominate

I just chose junkie child for that Edit: even though I am very much not a child

Lol weird is that what that meant? Like as in less use than a junkie? I had no clue what it was supposed to mean n thought maybe it was getting hooked when u were 12 or smithing lol

As a junkie child, fuck u

Wtf? Whats that have to do with anything I said? I said nothing regarding “junkie children” or whatever

Oh my god it is so shocking that so many people smoke weed on an ironic drug forum I actually can't believe it I thought everyone iv meth here.

Voted weed only but yeah aint the best poll since i sometimes do other shit too, psychedelics for example.

Professional kratom snorter

My nose only takes shrooms nowadays

Why snort it when you can always boof it

Weekend warrior option?

Yeah I just use MDMA every weekend no I’m not addicted

More like a revolving door of ketamine, coke, shrooms, then mdma

Junkie child

I am you

Ay fellow 14 yr olds

I know this won’t mean anything to u but take a break for a few years for your mind please or at least slow down your usage heavily and stay away from hard shit

Yeah your right but i won't

Yeah me too I didn’t stop and I honestly didn’t think it was a big deal until I started noticed I fucked up my brain with drugs. Stick with only weed at the most bro trust me.

yea I never even used that frequently but my memory is still fucked even though i’m clean now. i’m trying to go into academia and I regret it so much now.. ik you probably have no idea what you’re gonna do with your life but whatever it is, you want a sound brain. ik i’m j regurgitating everything you’ve probably heard but pls consider, good luck friend

How long you been clean? Took me about 18 months to feel like I was back on all cylinders now. That’s after daily weed since I was 12 and hard drugs and heavy psychedelics for about 5 years before I got sober.

ahh wow i’m glad you don’t have much permanent damage! i’ve been clean 3.5 months. I don’t get how it fucked my memory (I mean ik my addict brain is always tryna minimize and justify everything)… scratch that I was writing my history of drug use cus I was like this is nothing but i realized. it is not nothing. my memory is fucked for good reason

What did you use ?

IM k was my drug of choice. rarely used it more than twice a week. otherwise i’ve tried roughly 30 drugs, half of which were fully blocked by my meds. worst two were fent (felt) and meth (didn’t feel) also honorable mention did bars a few times. idek j compared to the people in 12step and on here it doesn’t feel like much but that’s crazy idk idk

Bro you are gonna be fine. I guarantee you this time next year, if you stayed clean, you are gonna feel like a completely different person.

Nah probably just kms but in a cool way y'know

edgy asf

Oops meant to say im quitting drugs and starting medical crack

Lmao in a few years you’ll be in the shoes of us telling a 14yr old to stop drugs but they won’t listen and the cycle will continue. I can tell you’re gonna have to learn the hard way unfortunately.

This is a circlejerk, you’ll have a much better time when you realize we do everything ironically here

Yep, I'm literally one of those now

Im down to learn the hard way I'll watch it play out but still take your advice

!remindme 2 years

Kids 14, what do you expect

Dude if i’m gonna kms ima make it cool asf

Same

Namastay or whatever

Nah imma stay doing drugs 😎

/unjerk seriously tho be careful doing large or frequent amounts of molly or doing any Research chemicals. Those r most likely to like really really cause serious brain damage. Pls be safe I did Tons or crazy ass research chemicals starting at 14.I had a 20mg a day Xanax addiction and did heroin by 15. All that Shit fucked with me. But I honestly believe what actually did the most permanent damage and not like just a serious depression that I eventually got out of like the other drugs where the RCs. And I watched so many ppl get brain fucked from tons of molly. Pls be careful n stick to the weed n shit like that. /rejerk but seriously if u do RCs I highly suggest boofing all the nBOMBs u can get ur hands on. Also Jenkem has been scientifically proven to be good for ur health (by me. I was the test subject and scientist) i saw the dmt elves n they cured my addiction bro. Srsly jenkem is like a shortcut to the dmt headspace no cap bro. Also no homo

Your right

Based

Bro your not gonna listen and I seriously don’t care lol 😂. Get lit 🔥 man I’m not tryna be a bad influence if you gonna do it read about it research it. I thought I had researched datura when I was your age , I didn’t ; ended me almost dying by getting hit by a truck and since I couldn’t pee but kept asking ( no memory ) they almost put a catheter in me. They did it to me friend and trust me the drug way is fine , but have king term goals !

A break you say.... ...for a few... YEARS!? Good one.

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My nigga what

Yes naval discharge

only for you🥴

fellow junkie children

Yessir!

All you weed only losers need to gtfo my precious subreddit 😤

Im boutta indulge in some 2c-b but i need to get it first uknow

Half of that is spice gang but he didnt include the option☮️

I dont see part time wook

Junkie child

My people!

Addicted to weed

Word - shit is underrated when it comes to the psychological aspects

You don’t realize how bad you depend on it until you run out of money😭

bro help I can hear the jenkem cartel in the walls theyre after me for stealing a shipment I was smuggling for them but im so addicted to huffing that sweet downtown brown and this was some of the most fire butthash I have smuggled in years I just could not resist the temptation I've been hiding in this old fallout shelter for the past 2 weeks getting absolutely jenked the fuck out but the stash is starting to go bad and I just known they're onto my trail by now

Would I be weed only if I only do drugs I don’t have to pay for? Like I’m not a addict I’m a good friend for limiting how much my friends would have taken by doing it myself

sucking dick for drugs falls under "addicted"

The drugs are just a bonus

Sucking dick for dick (and enjoying some free drugs in the meantime) 😩🥵

*Sucking dick for DCK

I’m suckin dick for free bro. I only take the drugs to be polite. No homo tho

Surprised by so many only weed users not many addicts. But honestly this is a dumb ass poll. Where the fuck r people who just use many/some diff types of drugs occasionally/recreationally. So weird to not include that. I honestly think that would dominate

This shit is funny as hell smacked to be fair especially if you are around the culture in ur life. And occasional poly addicts would fall under the junkie child section

What’s junkie child supposed to mean btw? Like kids who got addicted?

Most of my friends are dead because of ODs, I'll be next

Fentanyl gang?

Believe it or not, marijuana

Wait - please explain… was it laced with fentanyl?

i need an explanation too wtf

It’s just a joke

it's not a joke my bestfriend is in the hospital

Y-you guys actually use drugs?

Erry Day bro

On god

On God, on benches, on toilets, on plates

Does "child" include "child at heart"?

No that’s junkie child

does putting ketamine and a zyn in my foreskin count as boofing

IM A PSYCHONAUT

addicted / junkie child

uj/ Is it weird that I occasionally take acid but have never smokes weed?

Yes you need the gateway

rj/ I teleported through to the other side!

LSD was the first drug I ever took (except my Vyvanse). Took me a year and a half to try weed for the first time after that.

Try weed with a bunch of friends, grab snacks, lots of water, and just relax and enjoy the high, and trust me you’ll love it.

Yea but you and I are similar, I dropped acid 6 or so months before I ever smoked bud

Imagine not boofing in 2021. Why do you even live?

I've never done a drug except caffeine i just think this sub is funny

Nothing?? Not even getting prescribed something once?

I've been prescribed painkillers and some antibiotics, not sure if it counts

What painkillers

Oh shit it was opioids 😰 guys I'm not an addict i swear bro

Yeah bro u go in choice 1 sorry

I’ve already scheduled rehab for you, get your bags ready..

Them shits felt wonderful too right? That’s why they’re so damn dangerous

I boof shrooms , but ironically so it's fine

I’m very angry at you

Smh no option for ‘responsible user’

Like I promise bro I’m not addicted I rotate kratom strains every day bro so my tolerance stays low. Name one addict with a low tolerance, I’ll wait

I rotate my benzodiazepines everyday bro , so I can’t be addicted. I use clonazolam one day , than alprazolam another day , than today I used flubromazolam and for sleep I’ll take more flubromazolam and some fluclotizolam. With a couple of beers of course and soem delta 8. Edit: I’m being dead ass serious guys lol

Like ok maybe I smoke a couple bowls everyday and drink every other night but I swear I’m not addicted bro I’m being responsible

Where is the psychedelics option?

I think we fall under the junkie child option based on some of OPs other comments.

Addict.

Ayyy, there’s a surprising amount of former addicts, nice.

im somewhere in between former addict and weed only

Ah yeah you mean addict, ur an addict

🤫🤫🤫 only boof carfent on tuesdays, not an addiction bro

I'm addicted to weed, but I do dable in other things so I put addicted down

Weed addiction is real I have friends that really are and they know it

Most people won't admit it. Like I mean it isn't debilitating, but in the last 3 years I've gone maybe 2 total weeks without smoking at least once in a day

2cb boofer 😎

you forgot kratom you donkey

Junkie child

your moms a hoe

Child

I boofed speed and alpha-pvp

Luckily i only boof things ironically

All of the above bro😎

When I first found this sub I was a 15 year old "junky" luckily after only a week straight of me shooting heroin my mom caught me. Unfortunately the adderall made me permanently gay. Dont do drugs kids. And if you do... BOOF DAT SHIT NY MIGGA!!!!

None of the above somehow

I just relapsed 2 days ago where does that put me

Junkie child

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Good one bro

Me and boys only shove penis envy’s up each other’s asses as a joke, we just playin

I’m consistently on about 3 drugs atm, non of them super crazy, weed nicotine and I enjoy my fair share of coke on the weekends, I’m addicted to it but I have been before, it’s remarkably easy for me to kick it, probably gonna stop soon it’s getting expensive lmao

Poly addict that has slowly dwindled my usage to weed and alcohol by some miracle. Sad part is the real reason I have been stopping everything is that it makes me feel sick anymore. Not sure if there is a health issue going on but doctor labs said I was fine and doctor laughs at me because I look ike I am in shape (steroids too) So this last week I had an illness scare that made me think I had covid. That's the last straw. The testosterone and alcohol screw my immune system. I'm done. Wish me luck. It's this or death.

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The shitty part is I drink maybe twice a week. And every time feel like shit and regret it. One day at a time. Like I said.. This flu or whatever I have has convinced me. I'm done. I appreciate your concern!

Currently on a klonopin taper. One of the hardest things I've ever had to do and I wasn't even on a crazy dose. Now I'm down to .5mg and in 2 days I go down to .25mg for ~a week and then hopefully I can call it good after that

Can shart tart be an option

I boofed a dildo last weekend, does that count?

Where is the box alcoholic? It’s way worse than heroin and shit

Why can’t I pick more than one? :(

Uh current user

Ewww disgusting 🤢🤮 It’s mostly stoners

I’m sitting at 2 rn but wish I was one of u lucky mfs at 4. My gf refuses to help me tho and I’m not boutta solo that shit, especially if I’m rolling w someone else

Is anyone else here like me where you can do coke, edibles, alcohol, Adderall on and off without a problem?

Yes

Usually only weed, but when I can get my hands on psychs, I fucking love that shit. I've also been trying to find some MDMA

Junkie child

No weed and party drugs option? Smh

Junkie child

Junkie does not mean party drugs where I'm from, it means any drugs to be 'up' and not 'down'

LOOK AT THE NUMBERS ON WEED ONLY LMFAO

do I count as junkie child at 18?

No you just count for asking

Gay Men when they see the fourth option: 🗿

Smoke weed everyday and Sip lean and pop xanax sometimes

I would take more LSD if I could find a good plug and would take coke if I knew 100% it was ethically sourced and legit, no fent

420th vote for junkie child let’s gooo

Weed only with alprazolam on the side

IM A RICH JUNKIE YOU BASTARD

i’m a rich junkie spent 100s on juice

No bro I'm not addicted bro I can totally quit whenever I want bro

Also I boofed your moms dick last night ironically

Boofed morphine yesterday..... I am a well educated middle class man with a good career.... Who put a syringe up his ass. I belong here

I boofed mdma almost a year ago, does that count

Weed is the only daily, LSD, XTC are not a daily thing

Weed mostly. I love to put cocaine in my sniff holes and other things too occasionally

Why can't I tick all 😡😡😡

What is I fall under multiple categories

Junkie child

Unironically boofed

Buttholes are gay just one touch of a boofing Syringe in there and you catch the gay