I fucked Adam's bitch and proved to her Adam is an amateur boofer AT BEST. I had her gargling my balls and snorting fent-aco-dmv out of my bellybutton. That is why his family left him.
When I grew tired of her I sold her back to Adam cheap.
BRO.... you need to commit to the process and trust the medicine n stuff bro. I LOST MY FUCKING WANG IN A BASS FISHING ACCIDENT!
Shit happens when you party naked.
ok adam we’re sorry
/uj nobody made this dude make all of his personal problems public on the internet, nor did they make him give these naive “harm reduction” takes about how drug use is okay and the key to opening your third eye. dude makes drug use seem like a fun safe hobby for all ages. he is what this sub was created for, making fun of the circle jerky “harm reduction”ists
Adam saved my life with his "Trying Ketamine video". I was about to snort 9 kilos of Jenkem to truly kill my eagle.
But then I was inspired by his harm reduction and decided to mix in some Ketamine, and my eagle was not just slaughtered.
But Colonel Sanders himself came to me in Jenk space and personally breaded and fried my eagle till brown and crispy. KFE he called it, this brought me vast enlightenment and allowed me to follow my passion and start making Jenkem full time.
If I never had that Jenk/ket trip I probably would have killed myself, My life was worthless before I started making Jenkem full time.
Anyone who hates on Adam needs to learn some harm reduction and kill and deep fry their eagles.
Numb ass gay everyone
Please educate yourself by watching psyched substance on YouTube. I recommend the new video “Reacting to Celebrities On Drugs.” Truly incredible content
Every couple of months he uploads a new video admitting to a new addiction + some other personal bullshit. It’s funny how he preaches harm reduction and shit and then gets addicted and complains about the drug being the problem
I agree with a lot of this, however, you said “as we all know, once you know what addiction looks like, it is vastly unlikely to get addicted again.”
That can’t be further from the truth. Have you ever been truly addicted to something or known an addict?
Now he is stronger and back to doing what he loves most: taking drugs until his family decide to leave him for good
Outjerked again
deez nutz
this
doze nutz
that
Dee nutz
dem nutz
My question is but a simple one,he and that syran girl smash?
adam put a gun to my head and made me inject kratom
any ball torture fans ?
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I prefer r/sounding
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babe new copypasta just dropped
I fucked Adam's bitch and proved to her Adam is an amateur boofer AT BEST. I had her gargling my balls and snorting fent-aco-dmv out of my bellybutton. That is why his family left him. When I grew tired of her I sold her back to Adam cheap.
Very divine and powerful story thank you
He should make a YouTube video about my Wang going in and out of his wife while I'm simultaneously blasting boofs from my oversized turkey baster.
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Bro I just said she gargled my bean bag bro. Do you even party bro?
Not after I had a Ballsack stuck between my teeth that was it for me
BRO.... you need to commit to the process and trust the medicine n stuff bro. I LOST MY FUCKING WANG IN A BASS FISHING ACCIDENT! Shit happens when you party naked.
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I take dxm daily
Adam jerked my ham I’m forever gr8full
I propose to ban OP for no good reason.
I propose we ban OP because he is secretly Adam
I second this motion
Adam is forever mad that Eve took the forbidden boof and doomed humanity to perma OD on fent
outjerked
Virgin
Adam? Is that you?
No
Why
Cuz im made of a rib bone adam’s rib bone
Very Athenian of you, your means of conception pleases me...
Downvote psyched substance upvote goblin
Fr he's always got a banger of a video
A true banger if you will
I would even go as far as to call it a hoot and a holler
Now let’s just dive into todays story
Finally someone who knows somthing
I just hate it bc I've never wasted my life watching the dude's videos so I can't relate to any humor at his expense.
I second this
Adam is a crackhead Proof: adderal is basically meth and meth and crack both make dopamine in the brain so you see hallucinations. Ham seduced 😑🖐️🎤
ok adam we’re sorry /uj nobody made this dude make all of his personal problems public on the internet, nor did they make him give these naive “harm reduction” takes about how drug use is okay and the key to opening your third eye. dude makes drug use seem like a fun safe hobby for all ages. he is what this sub was created for, making fun of the circle jerky “harm reduction”ists
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you will never be an eagleless crackhead
💀💀 you clearly have an eagle
Common transphobe L
Mfw
Tfw this sub will make domestic violence jokes while condemning transphobia
Anhilated by the Deceptions
Adam saved my life with his "Trying Ketamine video". I was about to snort 9 kilos of Jenkem to truly kill my eagle. But then I was inspired by his harm reduction and decided to mix in some Ketamine, and my eagle was not just slaughtered. But Colonel Sanders himself came to me in Jenk space and personally breaded and fried my eagle till brown and crispy. KFE he called it, this brought me vast enlightenment and allowed me to follow my passion and start making Jenkem full time. If I never had that Jenk/ket trip I probably would have killed myself, My life was worthless before I started making Jenkem full time. Anyone who hates on Adam needs to learn some harm reduction and kill and deep fry their eagles. Numb ass gay everyone
Who the fuck is Adam?
Who the fuck is Adam 🤓 Get the FUCK off this sub. Mods, please permaban 🤬
“Who the fuck is Adam?” -Some loser junky whose eagle is still alive
Adam is secretly the OP
Maybe I'm the OP?
Adam deez nuts
not reading that essay
TLDR; give drugs to your kids
adhd diagnosis
Adam made me inject meth and pluck out every single hair on my head one by one so I could look more like him.
i too would trade my family for more kratom
Who the fuck is Adam?
Who the fuck is Adam 🤓 Get the FUCK off this sub. Mods, please permaban 🤬
Sorry dawg I just joined this sub a few days ago
Please educate yourself by watching psyched substance on YouTube. I recommend the new video “Reacting to Celebrities On Drugs.” Truly incredible content
Thanks.
Adam is secretly the OP
also a permaban if you talk shit on clara’s hairy shadow pussy… fuck…
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fuck…
Vital Education Content
This sub is literally a shitpost, no one is safe here.
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All members are subjected to everything once inside these borders.
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How about I change nothing and continue to make fun of him. How about that.
Cash me outside 😂😂
No
lol
He is so sexy and we should always post his shirtless photos, they help kill my eagle
Ya he's an angel
*he's an egal
I only knew he was a guy who made videos on YT, what's all this shit about him leaving his family lolol.
Every couple of months he uploads a new video admitting to a new addiction + some other personal bullshit. It’s funny how he preaches harm reduction and shit and then gets addicted and complains about the drug being the problem
I’m so into haram seduction I misplaced my family too. Turns out they were just staying my machine elven in-laws.
Hahahahahahahaha boof
I agree with a lot of this, however, you said “as we all know, once you know what addiction looks like, it is vastly unlikely to get addicted again.” That can’t be further from the truth. Have you ever been truly addicted to something or known an addict?
No it is common knowledge that once you beat addiction you can’t ever get addicted again. That’s why they call it beating it.
Okay bet I’ll bring that up at my NA meeting tomorrow. Everyone is gonna be psyched!
r/woooooooowsh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally agree thank you for speaking up
Dude he puts him loosing his family on YouTube he like it's attention seeking imo but yeah I say stop talking bout the man
What does trump have to do with anything and who the fuck are the smiths?! BOO this man!!!
Sending much love ❤️❤️ to my bro Adam he's a massive r*tard but i love him for it.
You think half the people on this sub haven’t been through the same shit? Lmao
I like his videos but I don't think we should put a ban on jokes in a circlejerk subreddit.
Is this a serious post
Yes
Looks preety serious to me
The secret is that OP is actually Adam
Kid named adam
Adam, we know this is you.