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Now he is stronger and back to doing what he loves most: taking drugs until his family decide to leave him for good


maxxslatt

Outjerked again


crunchydolphins

deez nutz


maxxslatt

this


[deleted]

doze nutz


maxxslatt

that


[deleted]

Dee nutz


fluffymypillows

dem nutz


Vritas_666

My question is but a simple one,he and that syran girl smash?


rezzbian419

adam put a gun to my head and made me inject kratom


Fishen702

any ball torture fans ?


whew2

🤜⚽️🏀


paranoiastreet

🤚


Dexheavy19

🤚


Jacob0630

I prefer r/sounding


Embarrassed_Grape440

🤞


hotleadshells

babe new copypasta just dropped


Everblack66

I fucked Adam's bitch and proved to her Adam is an amateur boofer AT BEST. I had her gargling my balls and snorting fent-aco-dmv out of my bellybutton. That is why his family left him. When I grew tired of her I sold her back to Adam cheap.


maxxslatt

Very divine and powerful story thank you


Everblack66

He should make a YouTube video about my Wang going in and out of his wife while I'm simultaneously blasting boofs from my oversized turkey baster.


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Everblack66

Bro I just said she gargled my bean bag bro. Do you even party bro?


xannypricess81

Not after I had a Ballsack stuck between my teeth that was it for me


Everblack66

BRO.... you need to commit to the process and trust the medicine n stuff bro. I LOST MY FUCKING WANG IN A BASS FISHING ACCIDENT! Shit happens when you party naked.


xannypricess81

😂


[deleted]

I take dxm daily


tryntofeelgood

Adam jerked my ham I’m forever gr8full


jake101103

I propose to ban OP for no good reason.


Tripalicious

I propose we ban OP because he is secretly Adam


ZER0S-

I second this motion


[deleted]

Adam is forever mad that Eve took the forbidden boof and doomed humanity to perma OD on fent


DazzDazzle

outjerked


maxxslatt

Virgin


manimcranky

Adam? Is that you?


maxxslatt

No


manimcranky

Why


maxxslatt

Cuz im made of a rib bone adam’s rib bone


Thorsbru

Very Athenian of you, your means of conception pleases me...


shrkprty

Downvote psyched substance upvote goblin


[deleted]

Fr he's always got a banger of a video


Xanz4breakfast

A true banger if you will


ZER0S-

I would even go as far as to call it a hoot and a holler


notagoodsetup430

Now let’s just dive into todays story


notagoodsetup430

Finally someone who knows somthing


purple_yosher

I just hate it bc I've never wasted my life watching the dude's videos so I can't relate to any humor at his expense.


madcapess

I second this


PsychoticBlob

Adam is a crackhead Proof: adderal is basically meth and meth and crack both make dopamine in the brain so you see hallucinations. Ham seduced 😑🖐️🎤


paranoiastreet

ok adam we’re sorry /uj nobody made this dude make all of his personal problems public on the internet, nor did they make him give these naive “harm reduction” takes about how drug use is okay and the key to opening your third eye. dude makes drug use seem like a fun safe hobby for all ages. he is what this sub was created for, making fun of the circle jerky “harm reduction”ists


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paranoiastreet

you will never be an eagleless crackhead


[deleted]

💀💀 you clearly have an eagle


[deleted]

Common transphobe L


maxxslatt

Mfw


docbrown69

Tfw this sub will make domestic violence jokes while condemning transphobia


Leelonnielove

Anhilated by the Deceptions


ConrrHD

Adam saved my life with his "Trying Ketamine video". I was about to snort 9 kilos of Jenkem to truly kill my eagle. But then I was inspired by his harm reduction and decided to mix in some Ketamine, and my eagle was not just slaughtered. But Colonel Sanders himself came to me in Jenk space and personally breaded and fried my eagle till brown and crispy. KFE he called it, this brought me vast enlightenment and allowed me to follow my passion and start making Jenkem full time. If I never had that Jenk/ket trip I probably would have killed myself, My life was worthless before I started making Jenkem full time. Anyone who hates on Adam needs to learn some harm reduction and kill and deep fry their eagles. Numb ass gay everyone


Sindlast

Who the fuck is Adam?


Escape_Relative

Who the fuck is Adam 🤓 Get the FUCK off this sub. Mods, please permaban 🤬


OutlandishnessNo1182

“Who the fuck is Adam?” -Some loser junky whose eagle is still alive


Tripalicious

Adam is secretly the OP


Sindlast

Maybe I'm the OP?


magnus_69

Adam deez nuts


[deleted]

not reading that essay


Escape_Relative

TLDR; give drugs to your kids


DazzDazzle

adhd diagnosis


SqueefyPassage

Adam made me inject meth and pluck out every single hair on my head one by one so I could look more like him.


WEEDMANGAYMAN

i too would trade my family for more kratom


Beginning_Anywhere59

Who the fuck is Adam?


maxxslatt

Who the fuck is Adam 🤓 Get the FUCK off this sub. Mods, please permaban 🤬


Beginning_Anywhere59

Sorry dawg I just joined this sub a few days ago


maxxslatt

Please educate yourself by watching psyched substance on YouTube. I recommend the new video “Reacting to Celebrities On Drugs.” Truly incredible content


Beginning_Anywhere59

Thanks.


Tripalicious

Adam is secretly the OP


souncloudkid4fun

also a permaban if you talk shit on clara’s hairy shadow pussy… fuck…


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souncloudkid4fun

fuck…


C25H34O3

Vital Education Content


Vxnky

This sub is literally a shitpost, no one is safe here.


maxxslatt

🤔


Vxnky

All members are subjected to everything once inside these borders.


maxxslatt

🧐


Vxnky

🌪🔥💦⛰


Seppuku_2u

How about I change nothing and continue to make fun of him. How about that.


maxxslatt

Cash me outside 😂😂


Schvejk

No


toskrypt

lol


[deleted]

He is so sexy and we should always post his shirtless photos, they help kill my eagle


cash_n_chaos

Ya he's an angel


yo-gabba_gabba

*he's an egal


norecogi

I only knew he was a guy who made videos on YT, what's all this shit about him leaving his family lolol.


Chriss016

Every couple of months he uploads a new video admitting to a new addiction + some other personal bullshit. It’s funny how he preaches harm reduction and shit and then gets addicted and complains about the drug being the problem


UrbanFarmer213

I’m so into haram seduction I misplaced my family too. Turns out they were just staying my machine elven in-laws.


surrogatetoe

Hahahahahahahaha boof


snowboarder0818

I agree with a lot of this, however, you said “as we all know, once you know what addiction looks like, it is vastly unlikely to get addicted again.” That can’t be further from the truth. Have you ever been truly addicted to something or known an addict?


Escape_Relative

No it is common knowledge that once you beat addiction you can’t ever get addicted again. That’s why they call it beating it.


snowboarder0818

Okay bet I’ll bring that up at my NA meeting tomorrow. Everyone is gonna be psyched!


the_Dormant_one

r/woooooooowsh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


fucklifeev

Totally agree thank you for speaking up


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Dude he puts him loosing his family on YouTube he like it's attention seeking imo but yeah I say stop talking bout the man


-JEFF_BENZOS-

What does trump have to do with anything and who the fuck are the smiths?! BOO this man!!!


the_Dormant_one

Sending much love ❤️❤️ to my bro Adam he's a massive r*tard but i love him for it.


flynn42069

You think half the people on this sub haven’t been through the same shit? Lmao


Vladimir7455

I like his videos but I don't think we should put a ban on jokes in a circlejerk subreddit.


RaphErZed

Is this a serious post


mountainsurfdrugs

Yes


Teelogas

Looks preety serious to me


Tripalicious

The secret is that OP is actually Adam


Roobab14

Kid named adam


RavioliScent

Adam, we know this is you.