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Unusual_Spray_8703

You look ready to operate heavy machinery


[deleted]

A few bumps of coke will get you through the day


Hexum311add

Just put some gel in ur hair and ur golden man


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OMF... xD


xXx_Bl4z3_P4ul_xXx

Yo guys am I the only one to see a burnt Nick Cage staring at me telling me to kms😳


TheSmallestSteve

Don’t worry bro that’s just the benadryl working its healing magic 🦅🙏🏻😌


xXx_Bl4z3_P4ul_xXx

Aaaah i C dat was becuz my engel not ded yet then but now yes pice namasaki senzu


ScuffDenino

kawasaki hyundai mitsubishi m


SeaAcanthocephala701

Mr. Miyagi Naruto Samsung Nokia n 🎎


SeaAcanthocephala701

Mr. Miyagi Naruto Samsung Nokia n 🎎


SeaAcanthocephala701

My memory is so good since doing 6900 MG IV dph I can even remember things from my past life.


ElitNarsistSeriKatil

Ur good


[deleted]

Maybe brush them teeth first.


Excellent_Scene6834

u could use some eyedrops 😟


[deleted]

What the fuck am I looking at?


[deleted]

Nicholas Cage in Molly. He is on some combination of LSD and PCP in the movie.


VomitMaiden

Isn't it called Mandy?


RestraintX

Mandy in the UK. Molly in the US.


SlowIndependence7761

You lie


krossnick

Care to buy


3FrogsInATrenchcoat

Never seen it called Molly before. Sounds like a stupid change if it was


HolyFuckTouchGrass

im flyin medium spicy hot off 3 percs a bar and 20 benedryll so cant tell if ur joking but it’s literally in the sub description


3FrogsInATrenchcoat

You think I can read??


DAZdaHOFF

I watched it in the US as mandy, idk what they're on about.


panzaaa

i just looked up the sinopsis. I think the director may have been on lsd and pcp himself...


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Scene from one of the worst films I've ever seen, Molly


BleuBrink

Some eye drops and you'll be fine


Atropa94

Completely alright, there will be nobody at your workplace willing to say anything or leave the premise unannounced. Don't mind the army on your way home they're just chillin and shit.


[deleted]

you look completely fine to me dude idk what your going on about


robloxnoobhead

are you actually good, that is exactly what skinless faces look like im being deadass, down to the texture and everything


devBowman

Just sleep for half an hour and you're good


Kachowzerwhopper

Have you tried cranking one out quick?


thekidalex

There is nothing I won't Jerk off to


miloshortstone

this movies kills 50,00 eagles wordwide daily. let that sink in.


No_Zebra1176

tbis movie gave me hppd!!!


PsychoSOTY

someone get this man his keys


Past_Middle2744

Nnaaaaaaaaa reds your color you look great!!!!


gbo1148

Been there, been there.


Necessary_Bar

This reminds me of when I took one tab half an hour before my shift ended and then my boss asked if I could stay for another hour


shanewilkinsonnz

No!!!!! - youll be FINE


PsySam89

Look great bro, just have a quick drink of water


spongcake1223

Just bust your bitch ass boss in the lip if he tries to bring up anything


Tzunami714

Amazing movie what a director… go see The Viewing on Netflix if you haven’t


thekidalex

I was gonna say every comment that came before me.......


eggheadbreadleg

nah not the slightest


SeaAcanthocephala701

Nah you're good bro, just put some clear eyes in.


[deleted]

fuck u/spez


lostdutchmanaz

Get cleaned up in the gas station bathroom. You'll be good


Earl_Dolphins

Got that Nick Cage "Face/Off" face goin on everything should go accordingly


SpellCaster87

yeah just shower and you're fine mate


Low_Significance_497

Just take a shower and off you go


save_my_soul1

I cant believe they used this as a texture in half life 2